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MAC
11-18-2002, 03:38 PM
My Hummer is butt ugly, it has a face that only a mother or owner will love. A fat stubby nose, punched scared big face like a mean wrestler, there is no artistic curve lines, the rear end is huge and blocks the view of anything behind it. It goes from 0-60 in 4.5 seconds, gets 25 MPG city and 35 MPG highway. My Hummer Hog corners better than a Farrari, faster than a speeding bullet with a top speed of 120 MPH. It is not nice nor polite, it is the American Grand National Champion bad big mean nasty rude wild hog.
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MAC
11-18-2002, 03:38 PM
My Hummer is butt ugly, it has a face that only a mother or owner will love. A fat stubby nose, punched scared big face like a mean wrestler, there is no artistic curve lines, the rear end is huge and blocks the view of anything behind it. It goes from 0-60 in 4.5 seconds, gets 25 MPG city and 35 MPG highway. My Hummer Hog corners better than a Farrari, faster than a speeding bullet with a top speed of 120 MPH. It is not nice nor polite, it is the American Grand National Champion bad big mean nasty rude wild hog.
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HummerGirl
11-20-2002, 11:30 PM
don't you just love it!!

~amy
Reality is merely a crutch for those with a broken imagination.~anon.

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Texas Red
11-20-2002, 11:33 PM
Nice looking rig, Mac. Nice picture shot too. Black is a good color for the H2.

Jim
Red H2 in Texas

MAC
11-21-2002, 02:20 AM
Thanks. Why don't you fellows post your H2s here, I am getting lonely here with my Hummer only, makes me look like a show-off. Something bold, not run of the mill profile photos. Maybe view from top, closeup, or TX Red in shorts washing Hummer, etc.

Just look at the solid steel plates up front, this beast is impressive, no matter how you look at it.