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KenP

01-29-2005, 05:48 PM

Yes, my darling, beautiful wife, who means so much to me sent me this via e-mail. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

TOP TEN REASONS WHY YOUR HUSBAND MAY BE A MEMBER OF AN H2 FORUM:

10. He spends a lot of time on the computer and belts out laughing periodically.
9. He takes pictures of your children's toys in weird positions.
8. The name Shaggy is no longer a name from childhood but a possible truck driving drag queen.
7. He refers to people in code names such as Spike, Dirty, hummer man, and Zing.
6. You've tried to figure thousands of combinations of words made with S and B.
5. You have received awkward pictures of animal parts such as squirrel nuts and a whale's penis in forwarded emails from your hubby.
4. Now that you know what an avatar is- you are not happy.
3. He watches downloaded stunt videos with 80's metal and rap songs.
2. Although he might see some perverted pictures you sigh in relief that your not KenP's wife.
1. He recently asked you to pick up some Gold Bond.

Isn't she wonderful.... (insert barf smiley here)

KenP

01-29-2005, 05:48 PM

Yes, my darling, beautiful wife, who means so much to me sent me this via e-mail. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

TOP TEN REASONS WHY YOUR HUSBAND MAY BE A MEMBER OF AN H2 FORUM:

10. He spends a lot of time on the computer and belts out laughing periodically.
9. He takes pictures of your children's toys in weird positions.
8. The name Shaggy is no longer a name from childhood but a possible truck driving drag queen.
7. He refers to people in code names such as Spike, Dirty, hummer man, and Zing.
6. You've tried to figure thousands of combinations of words made with S and B.
5. You have received awkward pictures of animal parts such as squirrel nuts and a whale's penis in forwarded emails from your hubby.
4. Now that you know what an avatar is- you are not happy.
3. He watches downloaded stunt videos with 80's metal and rap songs.
2. Although he might see some perverted pictures you sigh in relief that your not KenP's wife.
1. He recently asked you to pick up some Gold Bond.

Isn't she wonderful.... (insert barf smiley here)

ShaggyX

01-29-2005, 05:53 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by KenP:
8. The name Shaggy is no longer a name from childhood but a possible truck driving drag queen.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Hey...I resemble that remark.

LasVegas

01-29-2005, 07:41 PM

Glad to see "Gold Bond" made number one! Maybe some of these members won't stink so bad. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

PARAGON

01-29-2005, 08:09 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by LasVegas:
Glad to see "Gold Bond" made number one! Maybe some of these members won't stink so bad. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>So, are you the Starr of craps?

Albie

01-29-2005, 08:12 PM

how long has same sex marriage been allowed in Commonwealth of Virginia

LasVegas

01-29-2005, 08:14 PM

Starr as in Belle Starr, the "lady" outlaw that got her head blown off with a shotgun (cousin). And yes, Jonahs Starr (ssshhhhhh).

Dan

01-29-2005, 10:59 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Albie:
how long has same sex marriage been allowed in Commonwealth of Virginia <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ouch! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

You should be as lucky as Ken!

H2Finally

01-30-2005, 12:58 AM

LOL!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Albie

01-30-2005, 04:40 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by H2Finally:
_LOL!!!!_ http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

hey H2 heard your going to Moab. we should roll up together.

KenP

02-01-2005, 02:37 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR> Originally posted by Albie:
how long has same sex marriage been allowed in Commonwealth of Virginia <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>We're smart, we don't.<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR> Then Albie posted this:
hey H2 heard your going to Moab. we should roll up together. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Weirdo. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

H2Finally

02-01-2005, 11:58 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Albie:
hey H2 heard your going to Moab. we should roll up together. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Definitely! (If) I go, I plan to stop a night at Paris anyways. U gonna drive your new 05 SUT?? Or r u back to the 03? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif