NEVER LET YOUR WIFE DRIVE YOUR HUMMER

[KenP]

Because once she does she'll love it and stop driving her own truck! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

That is all. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[KenP]

Because once she does she'll love it and stop driving her own truck! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

That is all. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[HummerNewbie]

What a sucker, you should have known better! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[ROX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Because once she does she'll love it and stop driving her own truck! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

That is all. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I thought it was hers from the beginning, and she was letting you borrow it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif
We're even working on a special codename for it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[sKauGhTiEe]

I learned that a while ago..

[GLBLWARMR]

I had no delusions when I bought mine about who would be the driver. I get to temp loan it every now and again. Anyways, I do not have to worry about putting it in the small parking spots here at work.

[KenP]

Why drive something you can barely get in and out of anyway? Self torture?!

[CO Hummer]

probably have to jump to get in.

[GLBLWARMR]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
probably have to jump to get in. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That is why have have a pole vault with runway. It makes it a lot easier.

[CO Hummer]

She's proabably out cruising around with Shaggy.

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Because once she does she'll love it and stop driving her own truck! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

That is all. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Please change your forum handle to KenP-CO-Pilot or KenP-PussyWipped.

Attn Mods: Please demote KenP's Karma title to Elcova Rookie.


That is all. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Ooopppps http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Dan]

Just get another one. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[h2co-pilot]

I just need it to intimidate my way around the parking lots this time of year. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

My findings-

The rear view mirror needs to be able to be controlled by a button. I can't reach it! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif- and the visor mirror is too small and far away. (both needed for make-up checks, yeah yeah, gfys)

[h2co-pilot]

Yes http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif, I move the seat into the highest position and forward to reach the peddles.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Field Rat]

I had to buy another one for myself. My wife completely hijacked the first one for herself. Also, she is 5'4" and has been driving since 2003 and will drive nothing else!!

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Yes http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif, I move the seat into the highest position and forward to reach the peddles.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Which isn't very funny when I forget she just drove it and try to fit in, banging part of my body everywhere. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Humm This:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Yes http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif, I move the seat into the highest position and forward to reach the peddles.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You know I'm just messin. Don't get your panties in a wad http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Panties??? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif I always say "Thong in a knot." http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Sewie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP-pu$$ywhipped:
Panties??? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif I always say "Thong in a knot." http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I thought you were going to say she goes commando. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[ree]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP-pu$$ywhipped:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Yes http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif, I move the seat into the highest position and forward to reach the peddles.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Which isn't very funny when I forget she just drove it and try to fit in, banging part of my body everywhere. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif glad I'm not the only one.

I can deal with the seat being left in the wrong position, but, sometimes my wife hits her fob accidentally when getting in her own car and then I get in the H2, put the key in and get squished into the dash.

[DennisAJC]

Ken,

Threaten her with the meatspin on poker night. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Spike]

originally posted by CO HUMMER,
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">She's proabably out cruising around with Shaggy. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That can't be good! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[Dan Rather]

Just wait until she takes out your pansies in the yard because she can't see out of it. I'll have a camera crew there and then blame it on President Bush and the conservatives.

[xonxoff]

Well the Illiana Hummer Club went to Attaca in November. My wife asked if she could drive...............................I said OK.(of course my face said no) She had a ball. She drove through places that the others passed. She made a comment at the last club meeting about the next off road event...Women drive Men ride..of course it went over like a fart in church. I have unleashed an off road monster'

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by xonxoff:
Well the Illiana Hummer Club went to Attaca in November. My wife asked if she could drive...............................I said OK.(of course my face said no) She had a ball. She drove through places that the others passed. She made a comment at the last club meeting about the next off road event...Women drive Men ride..of course it went over like a fart in church. I have unleashed an off road monster' </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Having actually witnessed this in Moab, Co-Pilot is alot like your wife. Mind you your wife is probably less of a bitch.


Heffe! I wash kiddeng!!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Storytime!!!!: http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Okay, When we first started dating, Ken always dressed nice but had this gold necklace and bracelet that he wore. They weren't Guido or anything but none-the-less that's what I always thought when I saw them. It was winter and you couldn't see them fully but would poke out every now and then and say "Hi, I'm Guido. How you doin'."

Well summer came, I had a small apartment near where I worked, it had a pool and I said he would have to come over with me and check it out. He mentioned that he wore a white speedo nuthuggers to the beach and pools and such. I was horrified, hell, he wore the jewelry, why not the little white suit?- I was really trying not to laugh imagining him with the suit- would his stuff show when it was wet OMFG....

"Are you there?"....long pause---

"yes.....Uhm, are you serious?"

"yeah, whats the problem?"

"..**Silently LMFAO** ...can you hold on?"

Tears streaming down my face. What was I going to say? Holy crap I can't just end it with him right now he'll know it was because of his ghey suit. Double crap, what will the neighbors think....Okay okay..think of Mammaw..(dead grandmother)....breathe...

"Okay, well yeah we could just...****convulsions and tears LMAO****... Do wear your necklace and stuff in the pool?"

"Yeah, I do it all the time. It's fine."

getting worried- he is serious. LMFAO X123,4567

"......can you hold on?...**LMAO**...okay sorry...wait....**LMAO***..."


Well, it went on and on. I blew it off thinking that he was joking but I didn't want to be mean just in case he was serious. Weeks went by and I mentioned it as the jewelry was showing more and more as the clothes were shedding. Deep down the Guidoness kept saying "nuthuggers, eh, how YOU doin'" I asked again, he still backed it up. I would ask him if he wanted to tag along suit shopping with me and maybe he could pick something out.

"I have a discount up at the surf shop. You can pick out a suit too."

"No thanks, I've got mine remember."

Weeks went by before he finally told me he was kidding. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif And I had to get him to stop wearing the Guido jewelry. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

[rodster]

Funny story, CP!

Guido Speedo.

[DDWH]

HAHAHA, that is fawkin hilarious!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[devilsfan]

Geez Ken, scariness. Do you at least have a sweater vest to match the bling and the sack?

I am thinking mighty highly of the power of CP right now....first she transforms Ken...then commandeers his truck....watch out, world! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Stacy

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
"Hi, I'm Guido. How you doin'." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[MovinH2]

Now you just need to buy her one too.

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Storytime!!!!: http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[4churchill]

hahahahahahaha...Ken, don't feel bad. I work with a guy who actually used to put olive oil in his hair, for the shine!!!! His new wifey def. put an end to that!!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Dan]

Now that's some funny shiat! LOL http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Ipedog]

CP - I just read this and was ROFLMAO!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Attack of the Guido Nuthuggers! Too Funny! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Ken - You're going to need to get another H2 http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[ROX]

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

It was the funniest thing knowing she was dieing on the other end of the phone. Hell, I even told her we could ride bikes up and down the beach together... With me in the Speedo! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

That was EARLY in the relationship, just imagine what happens now! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[DRTYFN]

Money shots? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[dochummer]

Hahah, that's great CP! Of course, you've just ruined my day with images of Mr. Sugarplum dancing around in a white speedo with chains.... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif