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NJ H2
08-10-2005, 09:05 PM
Here is a chance for all the Jealous Jeepers
to have your very own Hummer H2 at no cost! For Free!! No money out of pocket!! You could sell your Jeep and do 1 or 2 good mods to the H2 and that wouldn't even cost you anything!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif AOL forced junk e-mailers to turn over their assets, including cash, gold bars and a 2003 Hummer H2 sport utility vehicle and now they are giving it away in a Hummer H2 Sweepstakes (http://aolhummer.onlinepromo.com/)
Good Luck to ya! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

NJ H2
08-10-2005, 09:05 PM
Here is a chance for all the Jealous Jeepers
to have your very own Hummer H2 at no cost! For Free!! No money out of pocket!! You could sell your Jeep and do 1 or 2 good mods to the H2 and that wouldn't even cost you anything!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif AOL forced junk e-mailers to turn over their assets, including cash, gold bars and a 2003 Hummer H2 sport utility vehicle and now they are giving it away in a Hummer H2 Sweepstakes (http://aolhummer.onlinepromo.com/)
Good Luck to ya! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

HummerNewbie
08-10-2005, 09:12 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by NJ H2:
Here is a chance for all the Jealous Jeepers
to have your very own Hummer H2 at no cost! For Free!! No money out of pocket!! You could sell your Jeep and do 1 or 2 good mods to the H2 and that wouldn't even cost you anything!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROFLMAO http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

h2co-pilot
08-10-2005, 09:24 PM
NJ! You changed your avatar! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

h2co-pilot
08-10-2005, 09:30 PM
Oh yeah, here is another link for the troll jeepers:

http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/

Diana
08-10-2005, 09:30 PM
That sucks. It is only for America.

NJ H2
08-11-2005, 12:25 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
NJ! You changed your avatar! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Awwwwwweee .... you liked the Gee-Raf
You can have em http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
I got sick of it! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

gorton
08-11-2005, 12:42 AM
"we've forced junk e-mailers to turn over their assets, including cash, gold bars and a 2003 Hummer H2 sport utility vehicle."

uh, no i don't think so. since when did Illuminati Online have the power to steal peoples trucks?

HummerNewbie
08-11-2005, 12:53 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gorton:
uh, no i don't think so. since when did Illuminati Online have the power to steal peoples trucks? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't know the facts of this story myself but could have been taken via a legal judgement http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

DennisAJC
08-11-2005, 01:08 AM
LOL! I can see all the trolls feverishly trying to apply on line.

Way to give them false hope. That's just cruel. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

hyperion78
08-11-2005, 01:21 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gorton:
uh, no i don't think so. since when did Illuminati Online have the power to steal peoples trucks? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't know the facts of this story myself but could have been taken via a legal judgement http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

the spammers have to pay "damages" for their constant spam to the companies that have to deal with it. If they can't the companies can collect it otherwise. HEY just like the IRS!!!

gorton
08-11-2005, 01:36 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
LOL! I can see all the trolls feverishly trying to apply on line.

Way to give them false hope. That's just cruel. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE> oh, that H2 is mine i'm going to win alright.

RasterMaster
08-11-2005, 02:35 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gorton:
oh, that H2 is mine i'm going to win alright. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

With your luck on the forums, you'll be stuck peddling fish sticks! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

gorton
08-11-2005, 05:31 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RasterMaster:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gorton:
oh, that H2 is mine i'm going to win alright. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

With your luck on the forums, you'll be stuck peddling fish sticks! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

breaking down the weak materialistic mindstate of you sybarites has nothing to do with luck. the only time i peddled fish sticks was when i bicycle kicked your wife in the beef curtains and her kotex fell out.

Diana
08-11-2005, 06:10 PM
You know Gorton, you are one sick bastard. You really have issues with woman, and all people in general. You really freaking gross me out. What's it like being in your shoes, being hated, and causing revulsion on contact. You hate woman, you hate gay people, you hate everyone around you. Do you even have one single true friend, aside of your right hand?

I just have to wonder how ****ed in the head a person must be, to come and spew hatred, and cause dislike towards strangers?

Just in case others did not see what you looked like, I will indulge them.

I don't normally swear but you are a ****ing sick, bastard with issues, other then just Hummer people. Hateful people, like you, with nothing to do but spew their vile towards everyone just about makes me want to hurl my guts out.

Why don't you just **** OFF!!!

Sorry to everyone else, I did not mean to swear, but I have no choice. This guy really needs an ass kicking or a session with Dr. Phil or something. I can't believe he keeps coming back. What kind of fun can a person have when they are hated by everyone else? It blows my mind.

h2co-pilot
08-11-2005, 06:21 PM
Don't worry about him Diana.
He is just jealous that his sphincter will never be as pretty as a kitty. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/fk/flowerkitty.gif

KenP
08-11-2005, 06:36 PM
What's all that crap on his face? Must have forgotten to wash his face after tonguing his boyfriend.

PARAGON
08-11-2005, 06:36 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gorton:
breaking down the weak materialistic mindstate of you sybarites has nothing to do with luck. the only time i peddled fish sticks was when i bicycle kicked your wife in the beef curtains and her kotex fell out. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I'm unaware of any Italians on this forum. Real Italians, like from Italy.

VTSTOMPER
08-11-2005, 06:38 PM
paragon, you took the words out of my post! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif I was going to write the same thing!

Fastest H-Town Realtor
08-11-2005, 06:40 PM
So, If I win the Hummer..am I a real Hummer owner like the ones who paid cash? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Orbital H2
08-11-2005, 07:52 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Posted 08-11-05 01:40 PM
So, If I win the Hummer..am I a real Hummer owner like the ones who paid cash?
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>



Thats just a myth, the appearance of real hummer ownership is just done using smoke and mirrors. Kinda like Beer, you never really own it, you just rent it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

gorton
08-11-2005, 08:08 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Diana:
You know Gorton, you are one sick bastard. You really have issues with woman, and all people in general. You really freaking gross me out. What's it like being in your shoes, being hated, and causing revulsion on contact. You hate woman, you hate gay people, you hate everyone around you. Do you even have one single true friend, aside of your right hand?

I just have to wonder how ****ed in the head a person must be, to come and spew hatred, and cause dislike towards strangers?

Just in case others did not see what you looked like, I will indulge them.

I don't normally swear but you are a ****ing sick, bastard with issues, other then just Hummer people. Hateful people, like you, with nothing to do but spew their vile towards everyone just about makes me want to hurl my guts out.

Why don't you just **** OFF!!!

Sorry to everyone else, I did not mean to swear, but I have no choice. This guy really needs an ass kicking or a session with Dr. Phil or something. I can't believe he keeps coming back. What kind of fun can a person have when they are hated by everyone else? It blows my mind. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

yeah see, you fall right into that category, otherwise it wouldn't have upset you so much. you also live a very sheltered life if you've never come across vile individuals. and don't worry about my sex life, i can assure you that it is much more rewarding than your own. i mean with your husbands little problem and everything.also if you smelled my smell saver beard, you would probalby get a sensation of excitement or a tingling feeling in your little area down there. i'm sure my picture is the wallpaper on your computer now. how will you explain this to your husband?

Christa
08-11-2005, 08:23 PM
That is disgusting! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif That pic needs to go and so does the perverted idiot who posted it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif Enough is enough!!

Christa
08-11-2005, 08:26 PM
Can Jason make him go away? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Diana
08-11-2005, 08:31 PM
Hey Gortie, I take it that you don't like woman calling you out. I don't need to be abusive or show obscene pictures to get my point across. I knew it would only be a matter of time before you snapped. Pretty soon you will be showing us your shild pornography pictures, since you look and act the part of a pedophile.

At least I have enough intellect to still keep my dignity.

h2co-pilot
08-11-2005, 08:56 PM
Is that an IUD? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif I know it bothers you guys, but I just can't stop playing name that picture. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Gorton, it's called a "flavor savor". http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif Maybe yours is a smell savor due to your daily salad toss duty, but for most it is referred to as a flavor savor. Seriously, why are you picking on girls? Really now.

D&C ( http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif), if you guys don't like it you should just ignore him and he will go away. This is what he wants. Personally, I can't help myself because he is sofa king retow did. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Diana
08-11-2005, 09:01 PM
Poor Gortie. That picture is the best he can muster up for a retaliation (I know my spelling sucks). He does not have the metal capacity to fight with woman on their own level.

A guy that even knows where to find a picture such as the one he displayed makes me wonder about what kind of kinky fetishes he is into.

Nice try Gortie, but you will have to do better then that. I wish you had something worthy to say rather then the womanizing remarks and fetish pictures you masterbate to.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Is that an IUD? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif I know it bothers you guys, but I just can't stop playing name that picture. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Gorton, it's called a "flavor savor". http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif Maybe yours is a smell savor due to your daily salad toss duty, but for most it is referred to as a flavor savor. Seriously, why are you picking on girls? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Christa
08-11-2005, 09:10 PM
That is an IUD. I can't imagine where he found that pic. Probably some sick site he has bookmarked and uses often, in private of course because that kind of sick garbage turns the little freak on! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Eeewwww!

OK..I'm going to ignore him from now on, that was just beyond gross and I couldn't help myself! Deep breath in....exhale...i'm composed now! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Christa
08-11-2005, 09:14 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Diana:

A guy that even knows where to find a picture such as the one he displayed makes me wonder about what kind of kinky fetishes he is into.

Nice try Gortie, but you will have to do better then that. I wish you had something worthy to say rather then the womanizing remarks and fetish pictures you masterbate to
_____________________________________

Oh...Icky Yucky!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif I don't even want to think about that!!

JohnB.GWU.
08-11-2005, 09:18 PM
awwwww everyone here is so cute. fighting screaming and yelling. why dont we just all whip out or dicks and get into a little pee sword fight.

i used to post a lot on this forum, now its harldy worth the time.

Diana
08-11-2005, 09:25 PM
What makes me laugh is that he never did deny that the picture that was posted was not him. I don't want to disclose whom gave it to me, but I thank the person.

I feel sorry for the hookers and the strippers that have deal with on a regular basis. They really do earn their money...

Diana
08-11-2005, 09:29 PM
Hey John, I don't like drama either. However some people are repugnant and repulsive, you have to step up to the plate.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JohnB.GWU.:
awwwww everyone here is so cute. fighting screaming and yelling. why dont we just all whip out or dicks and get into a little pee sword fight.

i used to post a lot on this forum, now its harldy worth the time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

PARAGON
08-11-2005, 09:38 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JohnB.GWU.:
awwwww everyone here is so cute. fighting screaming and yelling. why dont we just all whip out or dicks and get into a little pee sword fight.

i used to post a lot on this forum, now its harldy worth the time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>You have a total of 145 posts and you "used to post a lot." http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

DennisAJC
08-11-2005, 11:33 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JohnB.GWU.:
awwwww everyone here is so cute. fighting screaming and yelling. why dont we just all whip out or dicks and get into a little pee sword fight.

i used to post a lot on this forum, now its harldy worth the time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And you are?????????? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Harley
08-12-2005, 03:09 AM
gorty... anybody can find **** like that with just one "google"...

what's your point..? How about if you show us your "real" puss???

hmmm?

DRTYFN
08-12-2005, 04:32 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JohnB.GWU.:
awwwww everyone here is so cute. fighting screaming and yelling. why dont we just all whip out or dicks and get into a little pee sword fight.

i used to post a lot on this forum, now its harldy worth the time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Because there's no ghey guys for you to chat with? Sorry. Maybe you should look through your bookmarked sites for your fave http://www.gayboy.com .

DRTYFN
08-12-2005, 04:36 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Christa:
That is an IUD. I can't imagine where he found that pic. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He took it of himself using a mirror.

h2co-pilot
08-12-2005, 09:06 AM
Gorty's just mad that Woogie won't let him in and won't tell him why. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

TXSUT
08-12-2005, 11:52 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gorton:
if you smelled my smell saver beard, you would probalby get a sensation of excitement or a tingling feeling in your little area down there. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Openly admitting that his beard smells like man-juice...LMFAO!!!