Car Talk rates the H2

[CampMaster]

Car Talk (national radio show) rants... I mean rates the H2... (link (http://www.cartalk.com/content/features/goodbadugly/ugly.html))

The Hummer H2 simply represents the worst parts of our national personality, in one, ugly, gas-guzzling hunk of metal. It's brutish, arrogant, huge, ostentatious, selfish, and wasteful. Oh, and did we mention ugly?

This is a vehicle a guy buys (and it's almost all guys) to compensate for something else. It's such a sad statement that says "I have very little self worth." Why else would a poser drop $50,000 big ones to pretend he's in the army? I mean, something is missing from his life, don't you think?

So rather than rude gestures or angry rhetoric, we recommend sympathy. When you see a guy drive by in a Hummer, shake your head, furrow your brow, and say "you poor, poor man."

[Racer-X]

It's brutish, arrogant, huge, ostentatious, selfish, and wasteful.


Sounds like a good review to me. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Albie]

Originally posted by Racer-X:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">It's brutish, arrogant, huge, ostentatious, selfish, and wasteful.


Sounds like a good review to me. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
dman he must have seen my Pedro.......http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif that ones for you hummbebe.......:

[tomp]

Kind of funny how the Jeep has been in the Army long before Hummer, yet they never criticize the Jeep.

[KenP]

I bought ours to compensate. So what's wrong with that? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[HummBebe]

Originally posted by Albie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Racer-X:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">It's brutish, arrogant, huge, ostentatious, selfish, and wasteful.


Sounds like a good review to me. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
dman he must have seen my Pedro.......http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif that ones for you hummbebe.......: </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You wish http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Albie are you hitting on me again http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[HummBob]

Hey, I resemble those comments http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[MONSTERMATT]

sounds good to me

[DDWH]

Very good review...I always knew I was an *******, this just confirms it! I guess I will call my wife and tell her...http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[JamesT]

Brought a tear to my eye. I am flattered.

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by CampMaster:
Car Talk (national radio show) rants... I mean rates the H2... (link (http://www.cartalk.com/content/features/goodbadugly/ugly.html))

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">The Hummer H2 simply represents the worst parts of our national personality, in one, ugly, gas-guzzling hunk of metal. It's brutish, arrogant, huge, ostentatious, selfish, and wasteful. Oh, and did we mention ugly?

This is a vehicle a guy buys (and it's almost all guys) to compensate for something else. It's such a sad statement that says "I have very little self worth." Why else would a poser drop $50,000 big ones to pretend he's in the army? I mean, something is missing from his life, don't you think?

So rather than rude gestures or angry rhetoric, we recommend sympathy. When you see a guy drive by in a Hummer, shake your head, furrow your brow, and say "you poor, poor man." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why is it that the have-nots always try to go for the penis size? You can't have anything nice without it being about your ween. That's such a primitive attempt at denigrating a perceived potential mating rival. It's a tactic that's very commonly observed occurring between females in primitive tribes. They try to make sure that a potential rival is perceived as unworthy of a desired mate's attention.

[Fastest H-Town Realtor]

Agreed-

Buy a Vette-
Buy a Viper-
Buy a Hummer-
Buy a Ferrari-

Damn...I would think if that were true I'd sport about 22 inches buy now.

For those who believe that, I truly appreciate your concern for my winkey. It is flattered.

[ROX]

So what are women compensating for when they buy a Hummer?

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
So what are women compensating for when they buy a Hummer?

For having poor aim and splattering when peeing.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[H2005]

I say **** the ****in ****er's

[HHummer]

What can you say when they are impressed by a Subaru. Maybe they would match 'length' for pink slips, but who the hell wants to drive a Subaru.

[PARAGON]

Originally posted by MONSTERMATT:
sounds good to me Have you earned your online GED yet?

[HummBebe]

Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
So what are women compensating for when they buy a Hummer?

Certainly not our Bewbie size heh heh http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[working Hummer]

Boy I must be compensating because my great job, nice house, loving family and money in the bank sucks and isn't enough I guess.

[ScottH]

Originally posted by Albie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Racer-X:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">It's brutish, arrogant, huge, ostentatious, selfish, and wasteful.


Sounds like a good review to me. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
dman he must have seen my Pedro.......http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif that ones for you hummbebe.......: </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.resurrectionsong.com/images/uploads/pedro.jpg

[Albie]

Originally posted by Fastest H-Town Realtor:
Agreed-

Buy a Vette-
Buy a Viper-
Buy a Hummer-
Buy a Ferrari-

Damn...I would think if that were true I'd sport about 22 inches buy now.

.

hehehe I am running a pair of Deuce Deuce(22's)

Originally posted by DDWH:
Very good review...I always knew I was an *******, this just confirms it! I guess I will call my wife and tell her...http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

LOL that was funny I love it


............Yes Hummmmmerbebe I am ...http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif and quit sending me those nasty PMs......LOL

[MarineHawk]

Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Why is it that the have-nots always try to go for the penis size? You can't have anything nice without it being about your ween. That's such a primitive attempt at denigrating a perceived potential mating rival. It's a tactic that's very commonly observed occurring between females in primitive tribes. They try to make sure that a potential rival is perceived as unworthy of a desired mate's attention.

I'm going to visit one of those primitive tribes and let the females know that there's enough to go around. No need to fight over me, unless it's in a mud pit or something.