The Hummer Marketing Folks Are Officially Retarded

[DRTYFN]

If there's even a hint of a whisper of any possibility of this abortion actually making it off a sheet of scratch paper and into a meeting, I'll pray to the great Hummer God in the Sky to smite the empty-headed cretins mightily and cause their reproductive systems to fall off/scab over. They might as well make bicycles.... oops... never mind..

I know this is a slight repost:
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=280585#post280585
But I wanted it to get more viewage here.
THIS IS AN EXTREMELY IMPORTANT MATTER!!!!!!!!!

[KenP]

That's a HUGE repost!!!

If it's alot bigger than it looks and weighs around 6k lbs, it'd be a cool grocery getter.

[CO Hummer]

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[DRTYFN]

Is the winch on front for reeling in those really heavy carts at Costco full of KY barrels?:rolleyes:

[DennisAJC]

I actually like it.:confused:

It looks mean.

[KenP]

Is the winch on front for reeling in those really heavy carts at Costco full of KY barrels?:rolleyes:I couldn't figure out the winch and the SINGLE driving light, but you'd have known that if you'd have read the other TWO threads about that truck.:eek: ;) :D

I'd really like it if it's really big. Really.

[DennisAJC]

I'd really like it if it's really big. Really.

X2

[KenP]

X2It won't be:

http://www.dieselstation.com/archive/Scion-T2B-Concept/

Scion 2tB

http://carsmedia.ign.com/cars/image/article/601/601748/preview-scion-t2b-concept-20050405052254194.jpg

http://www.thirdwayadvertisingblog.com/images/1600/Scion%20Concept%20Car.jpg

http://jscspeed.com/05_atlantic_city/scion_concept_1.jpg

[Agriv8r]

H4.5

[Vettster]

I sure hope it's available in front wheel drive........










NOT!:D

[usetosellhummer]

didn't I just see this in another thread?

[usetosellhummer]

pad

[KenP]

didn't I just see this in another thread?Yes, in TWO other threads.

Some idiot REPOSTED it here.. He should be banned.;)

[Agriv8r]

i was in a band once:o

[Donkey_Kong]

i was in a band once:o

I always hated you Boy George.

[Bully13]

i was in a band once:o

I remember that....:D

[CLAYDOG]

Thanks for the comments on this and the other "related" threads. They've been put to good use.:D

[Tex_h2]

Well, I thought the H3 was something of a mistake, but I can't say that now, especially with all the H3 members in here.

But, I'd like to see a H2 truck, now it can't look or act anything like the AVALANCHE, but rather be like the first H1 two door truck, that came out long ago...

Question for you H3 Members?
That 5 cyclinder engine, does the horsepower really suck, or is that just a bad rumor??

[murf]

I would also like to see a 2 door truck, not looking like the ext, but an actual hummer truck. This thing here is a bad idea, and does not fit the hummer name what so ever

[Agriv8r]

I always hated you Boy George.

hey donkey dong, what happened to you???

[GeorgeSSSS]

Guys:

Even though this was a send-up, if it would have put dollars in the pocket of GM and kept dollars out of the Japanese companies' pockets, I would have been all for it.

George SSSS