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So I decided to go out for a run tonight, and I'm running along and this white H2 rolls by with a full on Xenon body kit and those big ugly 27" Lexani wheels. I was so entranced by the ugliness that I wasn't paying attention to where I was going and ran smack into a tree limb. Moral of the story: all owners of bling-mobiles should black them out immediately for the safety of all mankind (or maybe I should pay attention to where I'm going instead of blinged out H2s).:dancingbanana:
NEOCON1
09-14-2006, 04:47 AM
So I decided to go out for a run tonight, and I'm running along and this white H2 rolls by with a full on Xenon body kit and those big ugly 27" Lexani wheels. I was so entranced by the ugliness that I wasn't paying attention to where I was going and ran smack into a tree limb. Moral of the story: all owners of bling-mobiles should black them out immediately for the safety of all mankind (or maybe I should pay attention to where I'm going instead of blinged out H2s).:dancingbanana:
X2 :jump:
Alan06SUT
09-14-2006, 04:52 AM
:giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:
Bling Kills... I almost wrecked to to glare off of bling once....I feel your pain.:D
You guys are Toads.
Why don't you quit staring at the beauty of the Bling, and watch where you're going?:jump:
Steve - SanJose
09-14-2006, 06:57 AM
I'd like to see a picture of that white blinged H2:jump: .
S.
DRTYFN
09-14-2006, 07:49 AM
You guys are Toads.
Why don't you quit staring at the blight of the Bling, and watch where you're going?:jump:
I notice you've taken off your blingy wheels.:giggling:
HummBob
09-14-2006, 08:57 AM
So I decided to go out for a run tonight, and I'm running along and this white H2 rolls by with a full on Xenon body kit and those big ugly 27" Lexani wheels. I was so entranced by the ugliness that I wasn't paying attention to where I was going and ran smack into a tree limb. Moral of the story: all owners of bling-mobiles should black them out immediately for the safety of all mankind (or maybe I should pay attention to where I'm going instead of blinged out H2s).
http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_2up.gif http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_flipoff.gif http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_finger2.gif http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_finger4.gif http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_finger.gif ;) ;) :D
timgco
09-14-2006, 03:02 PM
I look where I'm going, in fact I look the other way when I see bling mobiles. I've heard "Yo Mother F***er what your ugly cracka ass looking at" too many times ;)
too funnay! BUt I would have assumed they would have made the bald comment fist.:jump:
devilsfan
09-14-2006, 03:21 PM
You would have done the same thing if some chick with DDDs ran by. Should we outlaw boobs too?
;)
Stacy
You would have done the same thing if some chick with DDDs ran by. Should we outlaw boobs too?
;)
Stacy:beerchug: :OWNED:
You would have done the same thing if some chick with DDDs ran by. Should we outlaw boobs too?
Definitely yes, and definitely never. :D
H2Finally
09-14-2006, 10:43 PM
...(or maybe I should pay attention to where I'm going instead of blinged out H2s):OWNED:
Don't feel bad. Whenever I'm in Vegas, a whole bunch of tourists always crashed into trees, lamposts, statues (a few even fell into some fountains) -- rubbernecking and trying to snap a photo of my BLING MOBILE!! :jump:
BLING RULZZ!!! :rant::D
dеiтайожни
09-14-2006, 10:47 PM
Stock chrome <> bling
<> = does not equal!!
h2co-pilot
09-14-2006, 11:24 PM
Have you seen the latest gangsta look? It doesn't involve much hair ;)
I'm sorry Phil, but I must admit I tripped on a rock in Moab due to your head glare.;) Bling is dangerous.
:jump:
I'm not alone, some one commented that out at K-Rocks it looked like the Blue Man Group had gone wheelin' ;) :D
LMAO!!!:jump:
2-H2's
09-15-2006, 01:03 AM
I'm not alone, some one commented that out at K-Rocks it looked like the Blue Man Group had gone wheelin' ;) :D
That was I...and yes, it looked like a hair club for men gathering at first glance in the parking lot Friday night...:jump:
PARAGON
09-15-2006, 01:05 AM
That was I...and yes, it looked like a hair club for men gathering at first glance in the parking lot Friday night...:jump:you were right. Man, there were a lot of baldies there
You would have done the same thing if some chick with DDDs ran by.
;)
StacyYep. Sure would'ave.:perfect10s:
2-H2's
09-15-2006, 01:24 AM
you were right. Man, there were a lot of baldies there
and circus midgets...:D
Yep. Sure would'ave.:perfect10s:
GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!! YES!:perfect10s: :perfect10s:
DRTYFN
09-15-2006, 05:36 AM
:excited:
HummBob
09-15-2006, 08:38 AM
YAY DRTY!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :perfect10s: :perfect10s: :perfect10s:
frenzy1
09-15-2006, 09:33 AM
IMO, a Hummer ain't the vehicle to be pimped out !!!!!
HummBob
09-15-2006, 11:20 PM
IMO, a Hummer ain't the vehicle to be pimped out !!!!!
In my opinion, IT IS ;) ;)
HummBob
09-16-2006, 08:46 AM
Y'all mad stupid dog ;)
BTW I have a nice selection of bling apparel you may be interested in;
http://www.*******club.com/temp/lifetime.jpg
http://www.hummerforums.com/upfiles/smiley/pimp.gif :D
Agriv8r
09-19-2006, 12:55 AM
Whats wrong with Bling.. None of your pussez off road anyway.
a question and a statement in the same post:dancingbanana:
we have been practicing, haven't we.
31_bandits
09-19-2006, 03:56 AM
:violin:
now remember, boys, that chrome as vehicle decoration didn't begin with yo MTV raps. i can't remember a "black it out" trend on classic mustangs caddy's or lincolns. but i wonder if they ever had chrome?
now play nice or i'll chrome every single piece of my H2O UCP when it arrives, and then post alot of pics.
:jump:
bling rules!
31_bandits
09-19-2006, 03:59 AM
In my opinion, IT IS ;) ;)
sure it is.
part of what makes the H2 the coolest thing on the road is its versatility, both as a vehicle-in-use and as a potential tapestry.
you can lift it and get knobby tires and paint it all black, or bling it silly, and its pretty well in its element either way.
I think the anti-bling crowd needs some self-help seminars. I'll teach them at Bobs movie store!
NEOCON1
09-19-2006, 04:01 AM
Yep !!!!!!!!!!!! :p ;)
Whats wrong with Bling.. None of your pussez off road anyway.:lame:
DennisAJC
09-19-2006, 05:10 AM
Whats wrong with Bling.. None of your pussez off road anyway.
BAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Try not to be too obvious with your envy.
Sucks to be you.:giggling:
Have fun flippin burgers tommorrow.:OWNED: :jump:
Agriv8r
09-19-2006, 03:44 PM
:jump:
31_bandits
09-19-2006, 05:15 PM
This may come a s a srprise to you, but you ain't driving a classic Mustang, Caddy or Lincoln ;) :D :D :D
actually, today, i am driving a caddy. (but mine isn't an escalade) :p
and i'm not going to spray paint it black, either. ;)
31_bandits
09-19-2006, 05:34 PM
actually, today, i am driving a caddy. (but mine isn't an escalade) :p
and i'm not going to spray paint it black, either. ;)
but its not a classic caddy. :D :( ;)
Yet, my point must stand. Hot rodders and classic car enthusiasts of all kinds have used more chrome than every hip hop blinger combined, doubled, and cubed.
rocketw19
09-19-2006, 08:21 PM
IMO, a Hummer ain't the vehicle to be pimped out !!!!!
IMO a hummer should not be takin off road they are to nice. and nice vehicles need to have bling. if you wanna go off road buy one of thoes gay jeep things.:giggling:
NEOCON1
09-20-2006, 04:24 AM
IMO a hummer should not be takin off road they are to nice. and nice vehicles need to have bling. if you wanna go off road buy one of thoes gay jeep things.:giggling:
LMAO :giggling: dont get the tires dirty !!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
HummBob
09-20-2006, 09:27 AM
Bling Is GOOD http://host.jwcinc.net/1869992/bling.gif
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l223/HummBob/h211.jpg
lennyrebel
11-27-2006, 10:52 AM
i HAPPEN tO LIKE a certain amount of tasteful Bling. I say to those people who don't like hummers and are noisy about it BRING IT ON-- Don't know where I heard that.
IBHUMIN
11-27-2006, 01:32 PM
I love BLING! My H2 is all decked out with it and I think it is HOT! Hummer's need to have some bling on them or they look boring! I don't understand why some of you are so anti-bling. :lame:
I have over 15K in just bling on my H2 and I still take it off-road and get it muddy and scratched up! :jump: so, just because some of us have bling doesn't mean we don't use a Hummer for what it is was intended for.......................to play on road and off!!
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