Hummer in the Hummer

[IRA51]

Last night on my way back from Prescott I got a pleasant surprise my girl friend gave me some head as we drove back down the hill to Phoenix . what I want to know is if she didn't hum does this count as a hummer in a Hummer? :excited:

[dеiтайожни]

No it doesn't. Make her do it again. :twak:

[IRA51]

I like the way you think ,but I don't know if the center console can take it again .Also I don't have the nerve to ask her to hum .I a'm trying not to get her pissed off ,she's a great cook and I would hate like hell to offend her quite yet .I know I will say or do something stupid sooner or later but I'm trying my best to behave because this sure beats jerking off and TV dinners .;) at 56 my options are limited. been marryed and devorced twice and have learned not to be an incosiderate insensitive @sshole where women are concerned.

[dеiтайожни]

this sure beats jerking off and TV dinners

She is thinking the same thing, well sorta.

[jmsspratlin]

Thanks for sharing:)

[iccon]

I am not trying to be rude but if you get her in the back side does that mean that its a bummer in a hummer

[jmsspratlin]

I am not trying to be rude but if you get her in the back side does that mean that its a bummer in a hummer



No, I think thats called getting "rear-ended"

[HUM GOOD]

U GUYS CRACK ME UP!!!!!!:jump:

[DR EVIL]

Did you give her a dirty sanchez?

[IRA51]

no back door action for this boy. I would never attempt a Dirty Sanchez ,that is the most degradeing,disgusting,nasty thing I have ever heard of. that is a good way to get shot ,and you would desreve it .

[zmanH2]

To answer your question, yes that is indeed a "hummer in a Hummer" unless you put one of those H3s in there :giggling:

[Marcmedic]

no back door action for this boy. I would never attempt a Dirty Sanchez ,that is the most degradeing,disgusting,nasty thing I have ever heard of. that is a good way to get shot ,and you would desreve it .

You could've given her a jelly donut....At least it doesn't involve feces.

[IRA51]

she is a nice lady and I want to make it work ,so that stuff is out of the question.

[FEAR]

ROAD HEAD FTW!

[MONSTERMATT]

Last night on my way back from Prescott I got a pleasant surprise my girl friend gave me some head as we drove back down the hill to Phoenix . what I want to know is if she didn't hum does this count as a hummer in a Hummer? :excited:this thread is worthless without pics:lame:

[Mr. I - Man]

this thread is worthless without pics:lame:

Why did you wanna see the old mans dic or something????:shhh:

[IRA51]

Old man ,I'm only 56.

[MONSTERMATT]

she is a nice lady and I want to make it work ,so that stuff is out of the question.think u need hormone replacement therapy UR SOFT DUDE!!!:jump::jump:

[IRA51]

you must be speaking from experience,your problem not mine .mine has no problem what so ever. my attitude is my problem.

[BKLYNH2]

How exactly is it that all the helpful posts in the LU disappear in minutes and this drty little thread has crept along like an infectious whore?

[Captain of the Titanic]

How exactly is it that all the helpful posts in the LU disappear in minutes and this drty little thread has crept along like an infectious whore?


You seem to have a lot of experience with infectious little whores... Is there something we should know?

:twak: :twak: :twak:

[Captain of the Titanic]

You're braver than me Mr. 56!!!

When I was in my twenties, my ex-wife was doing the ol' head down at 70 mph, when I hit that magic moment.

60 seconds later, I was sitting in the middle of a corn cornfield in Central IL.

I was lucky enough to still have a living wife and attached equipement.

A towtruck got me out, with a hellova a lot of crap from the driver, and I was on my way.

I never tried that again, however!!!

:jump:

[IRA51]

NO PROBLEM 78 MPH CRUISE ON ,steady as she goe's and loveing it. :dancingbanana:

[MONSTERMATT]

you must be speaking from experience,your problem not mine .mine has no problem what so ever. my attitude is my problem.SHOW HER TITTIES OR SHUT IT :dancingbanana:

[dеiтайожни]

You're braver than me Mr. 56!!!

When I was in my twenties, my ex-wife was doing the ol' head down at 70 mph, when I hit that magic moment.

60 seconds later, I was sitting in the middle of a corn cornfield in Central IL.

I was lucky enough to still have a living wife and attached equipement.

A towtruck got me out, with a hellova a lot of crap from the driver, and I was on my way.

I never tried that again, however!!!

:jump:

You should probably just give up on driving. You get stuck in cornfields while getting road head and you sink trucks when near water. :giggling:

[emeldahay]

HUMMMMMAAAARRRRHHHAAHAHAAAUUNNGNGH

[Captain of the Titanic]

You should probably just give up on driving. You get stuck in cornfields while getting road head and you sink trucks when near water. :giggling:

Touche!

Damn... I better keep my mouth shut!!!

Eeww that's a bad thing to say in the thread....

Leave's a bad taste in your mouth....


AAARGGGHHH....

:giggling: :giggling:

[BKLYNH2]

Damn... I better keep my mouth shut!!!



That would be a very good idea. No need to get crypto here.