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I recieved a phone call today telling me to look on this website for some unbelievable info! Much to my surprise, I found something I did not expect!
Yachats needs your business! Please, don't let these narrow minded people keep you from visiting the Oregon Coast just because of the car you drive.
Read their website: And YOU be the judge!
http://www.oceanhaven.com/index.html
Quote:FOR REASONS OF HEALTH & SAFETY
OCEAN HAVEN CANNOT ACCOMMODATE SMOKERS,
PETS, OR FOLKS TRAVELING IN A HUMMER :unQuote
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Quote: NATURE FRIENDLY
Nature-friendly cleaning & maintenance. Committed to limiting human impact on nature.
No Hummers, No RVs. For more information, see the Advocacy Page. : unQuote:
I recieved a phone call today telling me to look on this website for some unbelievable info! Much to my surprise, I found something I did not expect!
Yachats needs your business! Please, don't let these narrow minded people keep you from visiting the Oregon Coast just because of the car you drive.
Read their website: And YOU be the judge!
http://www.oceanhaven.com/index.html
Quote:FOR REASONS OF HEALTH & SAFETY
OCEAN HAVEN CANNOT ACCOMMODATE SMOKERS,
PETS, OR FOLKS TRAVELING IN A HUMMER :unQuote
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_166.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm867YYUS')
Quote: NATURE FRIENDLY
Nature-friendly cleaning & maintenance. Committed to limiting human impact on nature.
No Hummers, No RVs. For more information, see the Advocacy Page. : unQuote:
HummBob
03-16-2005, 08:25 PM
I Think I'll pack up my dogs, buy a carton of smokes and H2 my way over there!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Mr. I - Man
03-16-2005, 08:29 PM
No Hummers? How about a quicky Hand Job? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
So, I see discrimination there. Shall we file suit or contact the ACLJ?
http://www.aclj.org/About/default.aspx?Section=9
(Hey, don't knock them if you disagree with some of their beliefs. They are usually the polar opposite of the ACLU!)
RIC-H0
03-16-2005, 08:49 PM
So it's OK to take your '78 Blazer with 44's and rusted out mufflers, and tear their **** up?
Hmmm...
Makes sense to me!
Ric-H2
intimidator
03-16-2005, 08:56 PM
sounds like a place to go and die.
dochummer
03-16-2005, 11:32 PM
I don't understand why this:
"FOR REASONS OF HEALTH & SAFETY
OCEAN HAVEN CANNOT ACCOMMODATE SMOKERS,
PETS, OR FOLKS TRAVELING IN A HUMMER"
links to this:
http://www.icrc.org/
Someone should let them know about this:
http://www.seriouswheels.com/top-2005-Hummer-H2-American-Red-Cross-Emergency-Response-Vehicle.htm
I wonder if they'll accomodate red cross personel in a hummer? Maybe they'll think differently when they get hit with a nice big wave....http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
xonxoff
03-17-2005, 12:11 AM
That means that I can't tow my H2 behind RV and be accepted into their community.
devilsfan
03-17-2005, 11:57 AM
Take your Hummer and just tell them it's really a Tahoe. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Stacy
MIZZOU H2
03-17-2005, 02:12 PM
HAHA great quote stacy.
Who the hell wants to go to oregon when you can go to vegas. They see you pull up in your hummer and they roll out the red carpet. You can smoke almost anywhere, free drinks. And they allow you to take pet bunnies up to your room http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
I don't know if I could fool them. Do they make Big Bright Sunset Orange Tahoes? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Since they're so concerned about low impact on the environment, why don't they just burn the place down? Get rid of it totally and there won't be anymore impact.
Take the time to read the menu. I'd gnaw my arm off if I had to eat some of that stuff! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
DRTYFN
03-17-2005, 02:48 PM
No contact phone number?? What a surprise.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
partsguy
03-17-2005, 02:53 PM
water inlet? If so motor in with a 38ft twin
454 Trojan cruiser At 2gal a minute.That will
take all eyes off a H2.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by partsguy:
water inlet? If so motor in with a 38ft twin
454 Trojan cruiser At 2gal a minute.That will
take all eyes off a H2. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
NOW WE'RE TALKIN'!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
LasVegas
03-17-2005, 03:37 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MIZZOU H2:
HAHA great quote stacy.
Who the hell wants to go to oregon when you can go to vegas. They see you pull up in your hummer and they roll out the red carpet. You can smoke almost anywhere, free drinks. And they allow you to take pet bunnies up to your room http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>You bet, and if you don't have a pet we'll provide one. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LasVegas:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MIZZOU H2:
HAHA great quote stacy.
Who the hell wants to go to oregon when you can go to vegas. They see you pull up in your hummer and they roll out the red carpet. You can smoke almost anywhere, free drinks. And they allow you to take pet bunnies up to your room http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>You bet, and if you don't have a pet we'll provide one. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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VTSTOMPER
03-17-2005, 03:46 PM
I think their site is down now.
tower
03-17-2005, 05:52 PM
Should I send this to them?
Dear Ocean Haven,
What have I done to deserve this? I just saw your website, and I must tell you, I feel hurt and disappointed that you went out of your way to exclude me from what you consider acceptable clientele.
I have worked as a volunteer ski patrolman since 1980. I pay for my own lodging, food and equipment whenever on patrol. I presently serve as the Region Secretary for the Southern California Region of National Ski Patrol. With my presence at work being of such critical importance, I purchased the vehicle I felt most likely to get me to my assignments, regardless of weather, road closures, etc. And yes, as an emergency medical provider, the Highway Patrol DOES allow me to pass road closures. I have been a non-smoker and strict vegetarian (no meat fish, foul, or byproducts there from) since 1972. I love the outdoors and want the wonders of our planet preserved for generations to come, in a balanced way that respects the rights of all.
I can cite at least a half a dozen very popular vehicles that pollute worse than my H2 Hummer. I can't decide if going out of your way to single out owners of these vehicles stems more from ignorance or malice. Mostly, I suppose it is an attempt to ingratiate your establishment with those whom you perceive to be your potential patrons. Okay, I suppose I can understand your wanting to maximize your sales. I wonder if you are doing more to boost sales or turn people (such as myself) away with your "cute" Hummer bashing. I know that some people (myself NOT included) are considering contacting the ACLU about your exclusive practices. This reminds me of "private" clubs, once upon a time, thinking they needed to exclude Jews to maximize their business. I hope this analogy is not lost on you and that you will reconsider your practices.
Be well,
Ron
Ron Migdal
theTower@SoCalNSP.org
tower
03-17-2005, 05:59 PM
What the heck. I sent it.
MIZZOU H2
03-17-2005, 06:12 PM
what a f-ing moron. this duche has a link to the international red cross on their web site. i think im gonna email them a link to the american red cross web page press release about the hummer club helping in disaster relief and also about the red cross buying a handfull of h1's and h2's.
Mr. I - Man
03-17-2005, 06:16 PM
Tried that already their site doesn't accept attachments unless they are in zip format.
FreeorDie2
03-17-2005, 08:44 PM
These people are idiots. . .and not worth much of a thought. Not only don't they like my truck, my smokes, and my dogs, up until a few days ago, they didn't want anyone who voted for Bush. Apparently, after Fox News highlighted their site, they removed to reference to Bush voters not being welcome.
God bless 'em. . .no one with a brain will. . .
NJ H2
03-20-2005, 05:32 PM
I emailed my Dad the link to their site and this was his response to me:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Jim, If you want to win a law suit then go there in your Hummer and have them tell you you can't stay there. This is all part of the insane liberal mentality. They are all completely out of touch with reality and their brains are wired wrong!!
Dad </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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tower
08-15-2007, 01:09 AM
And here is her reply and my subsequent response.
-----Original Message-----
From: Ocean Haven [mailto:ocean@oceanhaven.com]
Sent: Monday, August 13, 2007 10:22 PM
To: theTower@SoCalNSP.org
Subject: Ocean Haven on the Oregon Coast
You are deluded! I am happy you are proud of your accomplishments of
rescuing stupid people who do not have the sense to take care of themselves
in the snow. It is called thinning the herd. Just like what happen to my
daughter in Iraq. She thought it was such a good idea to help hurricane and
other national disaster victims that she joined the National Guard. You know
what they used to say about men who drove Corvettes? Hummers are for
pretend soldiers. People who want to pollute and do not have the guts to go
fight in Iraq and get blown up in one. My daughter was killed in a real
Hummvee. Not a pretend gas guzzling Humvee. Go ahead name 10 vehicles that
take more gas and pollute more than a Hummer! You notice we exclude RVs
also. You should be ashamed. Go harass someone on a snowmobile polluting
the pristine mountain snow. You are so much better than us why would you
want to stay here. I am so grateful there are people so good as you in this
world. Oh and I love how you jump from Hummers to "jews" (seems like you
showed a little anti-Semitism here). Seems like you have a little problem
with certain people. You picked the wrong "group", since I happen to have
fought in the 1973 war in Israel. Bet that is really why you are harassing
me and just using the hummer as an excuse. Hey go drive over some rocks in
your Hummer and feel real big and remember you are so much better than some
little old lady who rents out 5 rooms to support her disabled vet, American
Indian husband, you probably even come from a long line of Indian
killers...oh that is probably why you have decided to harass us - the totem
poles. Go save the world with your delusions.
Yes, you are brilliant and insightful. According to your theory, your daughter was stupid and her death was "thinning the herd", an expression first made popular by Hitler. Unlike you, I wouldn't call her stupid; I would call her a hero. And I am genuinely sorry for your loss. It must pain you every day. I'm so glad that in your "brilliance" (compared to the stupidity of the rest of us whom are so far below you) you say: "seems like you showed a little anti-Semitism here." My cousin was a paratrooper commando in the 6-Day War, my parents are holocaust survivors, my dad lost 10 siblings to the Nazis and, brilliant human being that you are, YOU have the gall to call ME anti-Semitic AND delusional. Lady, what color is the sky in your world? And look in the mirror when you spout accusations, you troll.
As for the 10 vehicles, do a web search you lazy ignorant buffoon. Why should I do your homework for you?
"You know what they used to say about men who drove Corvettes?" I'm guessing that they said they were married to a dried up troll-women like you and consequently had lost all interest in sex, so they bought Corvettes for some kind of fun in their life.
And now you can clearly see that I am not harassing you because you are Jewish, but rather because you are a stupid arrogant jerk who calls others who are far more intelligent than she, stupid.
Go f**k yourself!
Respectfully,
Ron
By the way, feel free to e-mail her at ocean@oceanhaven.com
DennisAJC
08-15-2007, 01:14 AM
And here is her reply and my subsequent response.
Hummvee. Not a pretend gas guzzling Humvee. Go ahead name 10 vehicles that
take more gas and pollute more than a Hummer! You notice we exclude RVs
also. You should be ashamed. Go harass someone on a snowmobile polluting
the pristine mountain snow. You are so much better than us why would you
want to stay here. I am so grateful there are people so good as you in this
world. Oh and I love how you jump from Hummers to "jews" (seems like you
showed a little anti-Semitism here). Seems like you have a little problem
with certain people. You picked the wrong "group", since I happen to have
fought in the 1973 war in Israel. Bet that is really why you are harassing
me and just using the hummer as an excuse. Hey go drive over some rocks in
your Hummer and feel real big and remember you are so much better than some
little old lady who rents out 5 rooms to support her disabled vet, American
Indian husband, you probably even come from a long line of Indian
killers...oh that is probably why you have decided to harass us - the totem
poles. Go save the world with your delusions.
Yes, you are brilliant and insightful. According to your theory, your daughter was stupid and her death was "thinning the herd", an expression first made popular by Hitler. Unlike you, I wouldn't call her stupid; I would call her a hero. And I am genuinely sorry for your loss. It must pain you every day. I'm so glad that in your "brilliance" (compared to the stupidity of the rest of us whom are so far below you) you say: "seems like you showed a little anti-Semitism here." My cousin was a paratrooper commando in the 6-Day War, my parents are holocaust survivors, my dad lost 10 siblings to the Nazis and, brilliant human being that you are, YOU have the gall to call ME anti-Semitic AND delusional. Lady, what color is the sky in your world? And look in the mirror when you spout accusations, you troll.
As for the 10 vehicles, do a web search you lazy ignorant buffoon. Why should I do your homework for you?
"You know what they used to say about men who drove Corvettes?" I'm guessing that they said they were married to a dried up troll-women like you and consequently had lost all interest in sex, so they bought Corvettes for some kind of fun in their live
And now you can clearly see that I am not harassing you because you are Jewish, but rather because you are a stupid arrogant jerk who calls others who are far more intelligent than she, stupid.
Go f**k yourself!
Respectfully,
Ron
By the waqy, feel free to e-mail her at ocean@oceanhaven.com
HAHAHA!!!! RON!!!!!! YOU ROCK!!!!!!:perfect10s::perfect10s::perfect10s:
She needs some Westcoast special attention.
DennisAJC
08-15-2007, 01:20 AM
I jewish woman, an American Indian......
There's a punchline in there somewhere.
Nice response tower!:perfect10s: She obviously doesn't give a rats ass about anyone else, and she's lecturing YOU about the Jews? HAHA! What a dumbass!
I don't want to go to her flea-bag hotel. What a bitch!
Fastest H-Town Realtor
08-15-2007, 02:00 AM
Golf clap for Tower! That story brought a tear to my eye. Almost made me forget that time about you, rohypnol, and the slow-witted midget orphan girls in college. :p ;)
DRTYFN
08-15-2007, 06:27 AM
Yeah, well my grandfather died in a concentration camp.
He got so drunk that he fell out of the guard tower.:jump:
3Hummer
08-15-2007, 06:35 AM
Yeah, well my grandfather died in a concentration camp.
He got so drunk that he fell out of the guard tower.:jump:
i laugh at a lot, but that just crossed the line:lame:
DennisAJC
08-15-2007, 06:43 AM
i laugh at a lot, but that just crossed the line:lame:
Showing emotions of pleasurable laughter and disgust all at once are tell tale signs for Schizophrenia.:D
I guess you haven't been to the Woodshed yet? You'll really see that line being crossed.:clapping:
dеiтайожни
08-15-2007, 06:45 AM
i laugh at a lot, but that just crossed the line:lame:
x2. Alcoholism is very serious.
dеiтайожни
08-15-2007, 06:58 AM
You know.. I'd really appreciate it if you would censor yourself once in awhile DRTY. Have some compassion. Here is a clean, non offensive version of what you wrote and could've easily said instead of poking fun at alcoholics.
Yeah, well my grandfather died in a concentration camp.
He fell out of the guard tower.
tower
08-15-2007, 08:07 AM
Thanks, Gang, for all of your supportive comments. Sorry to dredge up such an old post. I saw it while searching for something else when I happened upom it and just couldn't resist.
Showing emotions of pleasurable laughter and disgust all at once are tell tale signs for Schizophrenia.:D
I guess you haven't been to the Woodshed yet? You'll really see that line being crossed.:clapping:
And now, a pause for some poetry:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a schizophrenic,
and so am I.:giggling:
Mark805
08-15-2007, 03:48 PM
Yeah, well my grandfather died in a concentration camp.
He got so drunk that he fell out of the guard tower.:jump:
Sick, Wrong, tasteless.... but i laughed my ass off :giggling:
3Hummer
08-15-2007, 05:04 PM
no no no, guys cmon, why do my posts always get misinterpreted. I ment, I laugh at a lot of things, wheter they be morally wrong or not. But that one just crossed the line.
no no no, guys cmon, why do my posts always get misinterpreted. I ment, I laugh at a lot of things, wheter they be morally wrong or not. But that one just crossed the line.I thought it was funny.:p
Agriv8r
08-15-2007, 07:15 PM
:popcorn:
Alan06SUT
08-15-2007, 09:55 PM
The far left loons are truly loosing their minds! Tell her to quit using air and heat in her little hotel so she is not polluting the environment by using electricity generated by burning coal! I'd like to see how many little leftisits would stay there without conditioned space....f'n hipocrites! It makes me laugh to see how easily they get owned!
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