Serious injury in the shower. [Archive]

DennisAJC

12-19-2005, 04:49 PM

Ken and CP....GFY and thank-you. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I can now prove to my wife that it was the soap. Not another woman. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DennisAJC

12-19-2005, 04:49 PM

dochummer

12-19-2005, 04:53 PM

Ok, what'd I miss?

DennisAJC

12-19-2005, 04:57 PM

If you'd stayed in Moab long enough...... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DRTYFN

12-19-2005, 05:12 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Ken and CP....GFY and thank-you. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I can now prove to my wife that it was the soap. Not another woman. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LoLo

12-19-2005, 05:14 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dochummer:
Ok, what'd I miss? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't know, but I am pretty scared that he is thanking Ken and CP for evidently providing what might be evidence...? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Share the story, Dennis -- even if you make up one to appease us! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

PARAGON

12-19-2005, 05:24 PM

pumice

DennisAJC

12-19-2005, 05:41 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Did you have a soap sample shipped from the Virginia to Canada? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fixed and yes. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DennisAJC

12-19-2005, 05:42 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
pumice </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Vanilla nuts. Sharp buggers http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

h2co-pilot

12-19-2005, 05:51 PM

He didn't steal it.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Ken got to know the staff pretty well, it was a going away present. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

CO Hummer

12-19-2005, 05:51 PM

I love being in the shower.

h2co-pilot

12-19-2005, 05:52 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
I love being in the shower. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's because you always have a boner.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Kellen

12-19-2005, 05:52 PM

Yeah, A boner. LOL!!

timgco

12-19-2005, 06:11 PM

Adam in CO

12-19-2005, 06:45 PM

Ken probably paid for his weight in that crappy soap with his extended stay.

dochummer

12-19-2005, 08:16 PM

or did Dennis wash it with a pumice stone? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif I wish I were in moab longer....

KenP

12-19-2005, 08:25 PM

The women in housekeeping felt bad for me. I guess they thought I needed the extra soap since I was alone for so long.

Dennis, we have enough soap to keep you in heaven until April!

H2Finally

12-19-2005, 08:53 PM

Vanilla nuts? I thought it was Moab rock dust.. you know, for the "Gonzo" experience??? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

MUH_HUM

12-19-2005, 09:05 PM

Denny had a privates rash and his wifey thought it was crotch crickets, (which he's had before) but was his super sensitive Asian skin to banilla bean by-broducts.

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

DennisAJC

12-19-2005, 11:09 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Finally:
Vanilla nuts? I thought it was Moab rock dust.. you know, for the "Gonzo" experience??? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why do you think we always bug DRTY for sand in his crack?

He did it for the "Experience". http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

KenP

12-19-2005, 11:13 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:

Why do you think we always bug DRTY for sand in his crack?
He did it for the "Experience". http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I've never asked DRTY for his crack sand. You're wierd. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

DennisAJC

12-20-2005, 12:13 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:

Why do you think we always bug DRTY for sand in his crack?
He did it for the "Experience". http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I've never asked DRTY for his crack sand. You're wierd. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Can't say that it ever crossed my mind either http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It didn't cross your mind but it definitely crossed your lips. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

KenP

12-20-2005, 12:15 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:

Why do you think we always bug DRTY for sand in his crack?
He did it for the "Experience". http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I've never asked DRTY for his crack sand. You're wierd. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Can't say that it ever crossed my mind either http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It didn't cross your mind but it definitely crossed your lips. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Oh man, you just crossed DRTY's ass with Alec's mouth.... I wonder if they tried a double goatsie. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

KenP

12-20-2005, 12:27 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Sick bastids http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Not us. You asked about his crack. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

DennisAJC

12-20-2005, 12:36 AM

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I love this group. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

h2co-pilot

12-20-2005, 01:10 AM

Did you really see Dennis' ween?

CO Hummer

12-20-2005, 01:50 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Did you really see Dennis' ween? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Just a short glimpse.

DennisAJC

12-20-2005, 02:05 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I love this group. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Shut it. It took over a year to get that accidental penis vision out of my mind http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Weird! Considering it only took 1 week to get the taste out of your mouth. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Hey, you're the one who keeps bringing it up. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

DennisAJC

12-20-2005, 02:11 AM

We should stop now.

Come next Moab, there might be some weirdness between the two of us. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

H2Finally

12-20-2005, 02:19 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
We should stop now.

Come next Moab, there might be some weirdness between the two of us. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Nah, you two could just get a room together, no weirdness then. All three of yous (with Bab) can then take the rear? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Klaus

12-20-2005, 02:28 AM

"Don't drink the punch!" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DRTYFN

12-20-2005, 04:35 AM

Holy ghey parade!!! Are you all rummy from Xmas shopping? You are all bringing the ghey.

KenP

12-20-2005, 01:53 PM

I'm not camping with them.

You either, Alec. You're a cock gazer. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Adam in CO

12-20-2005, 04:32 PM

"Bringing the ghey"

Funny.

MUH_HUM

12-20-2005, 04:36 PM

I was thinking of asking if I could join on the next trip to Moab. Given this thread now I'm not so sure.

KenP

12-20-2005, 04:38 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MUH_HUM:
I was thinking of asking if I could join on the next trip to Moab. Given this thread now I'm not so sure. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>We'll be there during the Jeep Fest. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

DennisAJC

12-20-2005, 07:59 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
You either, Alec. You're a cock gazer. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I didn’t want to see it, it was an accident. Dennis should keep his hotel room door locked when he is in the shower.
That is all http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Uh huh http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

That doesn't explain why you stared at it drooling and offered to buy me a drink at 10am. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

LoLo

12-20-2005, 08:35 PM

Alec... only professional therapy will help you now! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

KenP

12-20-2005, 09:37 PM

That's enough of the penis jokes. The guy with the rainbow on the H3 side will start stalking Dennis. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

TootsSUT

12-22-2005, 10:00 PM

KenP

12-23-2005, 04:22 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dochummer:
Ok, what'd I miss? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Could be wrong but, from what I understand, the soap at the hotel rubbed ya raw! Get it? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>The soap was tougher on our baby skinned northern friend. Chewed the guy up. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

dochummer

12-23-2005, 05:16 PM

It sounds like the soap wasn't the only thing that chewed him up.... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

DennisAJC

12-23-2005, 05:44 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dochummer:
It sounds like the soap wasn't the only thing that chewed him up.... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

To clear things up. I wast taking a shower (Gonzo,Moab) and the soap tore two painful strips out of my arm. My left arm is the first part I soap. They looked like scratches from a midget and it bled good. The scars are still there. Well one thing lead to another and I found myself squirming in orgasm on the shower floor. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

The soap is organic or something with chunks of rock or vanilla nut I later found out.

h2co-pilot

12-23-2005, 06:01 PM

It's vanilla bean man, vanilla bean! And no way it was that sharp, you just have soft yellow skin- like a banana.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DennisAJC

12-23-2005, 06:12 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
It's vanilla bean man, vanilla bean! And no way it was that sharp, you just have soft yellow skin- like a banana.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Next week I'll scratch you with a vanilla NUT girl. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif You just wait....You'll be sorry....
You'll all be sorry. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DennisAJC

12-23-2005, 06:43 PM

Mine had more seeds than that jerk! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I'm telling K you ruined a good bar of soap. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

h2co-pilot

12-23-2005, 06:46 PM

LMAO!!!!11 http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Oh my bad Dennis, does that say essence of vanilla nut?

Mr. I - Man

12-23-2005, 06:48 PM

Holy Sh*t thats the same kinda of soap I had in my room in Cabo this August. Thats not the type of soap to give your self a good morning shower hand shake with! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Mr. I - Man

12-23-2005, 06:49 PM

But hey its good for the environment not for penises

h2co-pilot

12-23-2005, 06:52 PM

Well, stop rubbing your peni in the shower guys.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

MUH_HUM

12-23-2005, 06:54 PM

My wife sez that Dennis's
-elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
-Isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer
-A few cards shy of a full deck

It is a "scent" soap meant to be used on your hands, not scrub the buh-jesus out of your nasty, dirty little asian banana skin.

Next trip I'll bring you some good man soap, LAVA.... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DennisAJC

12-23-2005, 06:57 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MUH_HUM:
Next trip I'll bring you some good man soap, LAVA.... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

OMFG!!!! LMAO!!!1

I'll bribe the maids to slip that into their rooms on the next trip. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

They'll all end up lookin like Nick Nolte.

KenP

12-23-2005, 08:31 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
I'm telling K you ruined a good bar of soap. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
LOL, we both hate the crap (but are kleptomaniacs and steel the crap anyhow http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif). I spend half the time in shower at the Gonzo picking the Kiwi seeds out http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I knew that was a cutting board in your kitchen. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

KenP

12-23-2005, 08:32 PM

Oh, I forgot to ask, did anyone else walk by the housekeeping carts and pick up extra stuff? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

DennisAJC

12-23-2005, 11:42 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Oh, I forgot to ask, did anyone else walk by the housekeeping carts and pick up extra stuff? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think I saw Shaggy dipping into the tip jar. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif J/K

h2co-pilot

12-24-2005, 01:39 AM

DRTYFN

12-24-2005, 03:09 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
hehehehehehehe...snort...hehehehttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Be careful with that snort. You might inhale a chair or something.http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/ga/ul/6461064051/inlineimg/Y/jump.gif http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/ga/ul/6461064051/inlineimg/Y/jump.gif http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/ga/ul/6461064051/inlineimg/Y/jump.gif

h2co-pilot

12-24-2005, 10:32 AM

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif gfy

dochummer

12-25-2005, 03:43 AM

Maybe someone stuck razor blades in yours.... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

4churchill

12-25-2005, 04:19 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
hehehehehehehe...snort...hehehehttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Be careful with that snort. You might inhale a chair or something.http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/ga/ul/6461064051/inlineimg/Y/jump.gif http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/ga/ul/6461064051/inlineimg/Y/jump.gif http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/ga/ul/6461064051/inlineimg/Y/jump.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

or perhaps a H2!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif