HELP! NOW!!

[KenP]

Someone, who will go unnammed, keeps "borrowing" MY truck! This unnamed person likes XM and heated seats. Our other truck doesn't have those ammenities. Should I reto fit those options into the Dodge P/U, or just get this person something else to drive?

The unnamed person would like a used Lexus SUV. They have heated seats, right?

I really need mah brotha's and sista's elp wit dis one. PLEASE! NOW!!

[KenP]

Someone, who will go unnammed, keeps "borrowing" MY truck! This unnamed person likes XM and heated seats. Our other truck doesn't have those ammenities. Should I reto fit those options into the Dodge P/U, or just get this person something else to drive?

The unnamed person would like a used Lexus SUV. They have heated seats, right?

I really need mah brotha's and sista's elp wit dis one. PLEASE! NOW!!

[ree]

Call the cops on her. On-star should locate her right away. She doesn't know how to disable it does she?

[HIHUMMER]

Do whatever makes her happy b/c I'm sure she has ways to make you pay if you don't. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Klaus]

Buy another Hummer. That is the only way to be sure you have a Hummer waiting on you in the driveway.

She will not be happy with the Lexus, and you will be stuck driving it!

[Klaus]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Take little flat batteries out of both remotes. She is blonde and won’t be able to figure out the manual alternative http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Of course, you could mount one of these on the roof of the Hummer. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Klaus:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Take little flat batteries out of both remotes. She is blonde and won’t be able to figure out the manual alternative http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Of course, you could mount one of these on the roof of the Hummer. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE> http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[PARAGON]

Buy her a XM radio and one of these for the pickup. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://www.autosportcatalog.com/images/originals/heatedseatpad-2.jpg

[timgco]

WOW- Ken, I 'm sooooooo sorry! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Is the Lexus due to size? If so, H3!

Lux/ adv. w/ XM and heated seats can be bought for a couple of grand more than the used lexus.

plus it has a HUGE sunroof VS the Lexus. We know how she likes the sunshine!
WARRANTY! on the H3.

Lexus Used SUV Prices (http://autos.msn.com/research/vip/default.aspx?make=Lexus&model=RX%20300#used)

34K to 37K OTD for a new H3.

On a 1 to 10 scale of nostril flare fun factor...
H3! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ROX]

Ken! Buy yourself a new Hummer! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[dochummer]

Yeah, buy another hummer! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif by yourself an H1! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[DennisAJC]

I'll call customs on the return flight. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[LoLo]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
The unnamed person would like a used Lexus SUV. They have heated seats, right? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Gee, Ken, I could have helped you out with a LX470 until 2 weeks ago! My husband got my "hand-me-down" when I got my first H2 in December... and finally decided to sell it! (And, yes, they do have heated seats!)

You best get the "unnamed person" one of her http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif own!

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Klaus:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Take little flat batteries out of both remotes. She is blonde and won’t be able to figure out the manual alternative http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Of course, you could mount one of these on the roof of the Hummer. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>You both win! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif That's what I should do... though I'm not saying it's Her, Her, just somebody.... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[MUH_HUM]

Tell her you love her and will do anything to make her happy. Go buy her one. Then thank your lucky stars she's putting up with a sack of shiat like you.

It's what I do. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[4churchill]

Ken

I say go with another H3, the only Lexus I would look at is the GX470...the LX is soft in the market, and the RX is junk. But the GX still doesn't have anything on HUMMER

[Orbital H2]

Ken
think about the following, then go buy your self a new hummer, if you change out wife, you will loose the Hummer also.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> A husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife, pointing a
finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the
man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet
meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous
dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I
can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me
and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The freaking funeral director would be my guess."
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[HummerNewbie]

Definitely get her an H3. If she loved the H2 for the height, you could always put a lift on the H3 as well. If she is leaning toward something like a used RX, I would have to recommend the Acura MDX. IMO they are nicer than the RX. I have put a number of miles on a couple of MDXs and they are great. Don't know about around you but the RXs are a dime a dozen around here.

[KenP]

Gosh gang. You all make me scared. I think I'll just pull a few fuses. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
http://www.trynci.com/cat/s-870082.jpg

[Orbital H2]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Gosh gang. You all make me scared. I think I'll just pull a few fuses. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
http://www.trynci.com/cat/s-870082.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You are dealing with a woman and the results can be terrifying

[KenP]

You're right. Maybe I should remove the step and get a BIGGER lift! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Marcmedic]

I take it the reason that "someone" hasn't added their 2 cents to this thread is because they're out in the H2 right now. That sucks. Does she...I mean do they at least fill it back up with gas???

[Marcmedic]

Good point! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

He's fine. I let him drive it whenever he wants. If it is raining and there are puddles, it wants to play, I don't mind taking it out.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ree]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
He's fine. I let him drive it whenever he wants. If it is raining and there are puddles, it wants to play, I don't mind taking it out.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

So with that lift can you get a big splash to go all the way up and over the roof if you hit a big puddle fast enough? Or is it too tall?

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
This truck is a show truck. I doub't it will ever see mud http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually, it's become the Princess mobile hasn't it? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Stop it, he's a boy. I would never make him girly. I only keep my hair ties on the shifter thing.

It hasn't seen mud, only street puddles, but I purposely swurve to hit them. It sprays beautifully, but it flicks up everywhere. People don't follow me, mudflaps are ugly, no?

Kenny is still sleeping- this is the time. I will catch up with you all later this afternoon.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
...on the shifter thing. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

OMG...LMAO http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

The keys are missing.

[KenP]

Both sets. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Klaus]

You should go to a dealer and test drive an H1 overnight. Have it in the driveway when she gets back. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

That's a great idea!

On the other hand, she might think it's her new truck... THAT would not work. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[Klaus]

Don't make the same mistake this time. Keep the keys! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[H2Finally]

Fingerprint Lock (http://www.idlinksystems.com/solutions/biocar.php) for cars http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
http://www.idlinksystems.com/solutions/pics/biocar.jpg

[KenP]

Oh yeah, now that would make for a happy home. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[HummerNewbie]

Better get them for all the door too then! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[h2co-pilot]

This is why I like it- other than the heated seats and xm.

I walk out from tanning and

RAH! There it is.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Nobody is going to show me down for a spot in the busy season.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[h2co-pilot]

And I can always find it in the parking lot.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[H2Finally]

Everytime I parked like that and just drive forward to leave, my wife would scold me (something abt destroying others property) http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

CP, your rig really looks cool though!! How's Ken's minivan? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ree]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Finally:
Everytime I parked like that and just drive forward to leave, my wife would scold me (something abt destroying others property) http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You too, eh? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[H2Finally]

You know how when you are approaching an intersection, and the light turn red, but you actually want to turn left, and the left turn light is green, and the idiot in front of you would stop waaaaayyyy back from the car in front of him, and you don't have enough space to merge to the turn-left-only lane?

Before the Hummer I would curse at the idiot for making me miss the green left turn light.. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

After the Hummer I would say "YES!!!" and climbed the median to enter the left lane.. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Touch wood, still haven't gotten a ticket for it yet... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Ipedog]

Ken - It looks like its time to get a new Hummer as CP has taken over. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[LoLo]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ree:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Finally:
Everytime I parked like that and just drive forward to leave, my wife would scold me (something abt destroying others property) http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You too, eh? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I get it from my husband when I do it leaving the grocery store! If you drive a Hummer... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[PARAGON]

I mall crawl all of the time. I pull up onto the sidewalk to let Heidi out (and get out of the lane of traffic), hop the curbs, etc. Only the concrete stuff, though. I don't run over grass, shrubs or whatever. I practice tread lightly when I mall crawl.

[mstams]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:

I mall crawl all of the time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
If you GOTTA go to the mall, you might as well have SOME fun... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[ree]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
... I don't run over grass, shrubs or whatever. I practice tread lightly when I mall crawl. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ditto. I've got a couple lots I frequent where the exit is all the way at the other end of where I want to go and there's concrete curb and sidewalk out to the street near where I'm parked. I'm absolutely certain cop would nab me for that.

Iowa includes weight in their vehicle tax formula, so I'm trying to maximize my benefit from the road (and sidewalk) use taxes http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

Sometimes I hit curbs on purpose.

[H2Finally]

Ken, don't do that! One time I did that on mine (accident) and blew a tire!! The town&country is not meant to drive over curbs!!!

[Marcmedic]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Finally:
Ken, don't do that! One time I did that on mine (accident) and blew a tire!! The town&country is not meant to drive over curbs!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Finally:
Ken, don't do that! One time I did that on mine (accident) and blew a tire!! The town&country is not meant to drive over curbs!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>T&C is gone. Still need to find her something. Soon....

[Ipedog]

Get CP an H3 with Lux/Adventure and the Wild Country 5" lift. She'll be happy as a clam in mud! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Having grown up on the coast of Maine, I can assure you that clams are much happier in mud than anywhere else! - Especially the steamer pot! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Although they do taste pretty good when dipped in butter http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ipedog:
Although they do taste pretty good when dipped in butter http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you trying to recommend that Ken dip CP in butter? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Ipedog]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ipedog:
Although they do taste pretty good when dipped in butter http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you trying to recommend that Ken dip CP in butter? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's not what I had meant, but hey, whatever makes your boat float! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Klaus]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
T&C is gone. Still need to find something for me. Soon.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fixed.

[H2Finally]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Klaus:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
T&C is gone. Still need to find something for me. Soon.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fixed. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif