Single worst Hummer accessory

[PARAGON]

I think I might have stumbled across the single worst accessory I have ever seen.

Persian rug floor mats for your H2.

Saw it at the bottom here: http://www.wickedbodies.net/03-On-Hummer.html

http://www.wickedbodies.net/autosole/Blue_Oriental_Style_63_UPC_188903000638.jpg

[PARAGON]

I think I might have stumbled across the single worst accessory I have ever seen.

Persian rug floor mats for your H2.

Saw it at the bottom here: http://www.wickedbodies.net/03-On-Hummer.html

http://www.wickedbodies.net/autosole/Blue_Oriental_Style_63_UPC_188903000638.jpg

[KenP]

Give us a break. We know you really want those for your Rig-ette. Stumble my butt... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[partsguy]

Paragon your real name ....let me think is
Ahmed.Am I close? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif They look like they are made with camel hair.

[Klaus]

If you put those in your truck you'll only be able to drive to the East!

[PARAGON]

My real name is Abdullah Drtyfn Rashad Musad Faarooq

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Klaus:
If you put those in your truck you'll only be able to drive to the East! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Then I'll just end up where I am. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[partsguy]

Man not even close I was thinking south middle east.With that name got to be North Middle east.
Many many Pardons.......... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[JamesT]

This guy has them

[PARAGON]

Hint: look up the meanings for the words in my name. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[partsguy]

HEY!!!!Thats not very nice....
Drty dose not lay with sheep ,hens and your bearded sister!
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Drty dose not lay with sheep ,hens and your bearded sister! </div></BLOCKQUOTE> http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gifBut JeepChick is ok? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by partsguy:
HEY!!!!Thats not very nice....
Drty dose not lay with sheep ,hens and your bearded sister!
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE> http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Drty dose not lay with sheep ,hens and your bearded sister! </div></BLOCKQUOTE> http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gifBut JeepChick is ok? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE> http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
My real name is Abdullah Drtyfn Rashad Musad Faarooq </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by partsguy:
HEY!!!!Thats not very nice....
Drty dose not lay with sheep ,hens and your bearded sister!
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Drty dose not lay with sheep ,hens and your bearded sister! </div></BLOCKQUOTE> http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gifBut JeepChick is ok? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh ho... what have we here? Blasphemers?
Go say Our Father Drty 10 times... and throw in a few Hail Drtys just to be safe.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[4churchill]

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thats all i have to say http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[partsguy]

Abdullah=Masuculine
Drtyfn=well........
Rashad=Goodsence
Musad=Luckey
Faarooq=Differentiator
Add that all up and it equals
Stay off the warm goats milk!
I give enlighten us!Please!

[PARAGON]

Ok, let me see if I can't translate this properly so no terrorist will take me out with an IED.

Servant of the deity DRTYFN who has integrity and makes floor mats from an unfettered camel while distinguishing truth from falsehood.

That's a rough translation using the Dictionary of Muslim Names. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[DRTYFN]

Infidel jokers.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[4churchill]

may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your cous-cous http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[LasVegas]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
?????? ?????? ??????? ??????? ????????? ???? ??????? ????? ????? ???? ???????? ?? ????? ????? ????? ?? ?? ???? ?????. ??? ??? ???????? ??? ??????? ????????? ??? ???? ?????? ???????? ???? ???? ?????? ????


thats all i have to say http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

See. SEE! A car salesman for 3 days and already lying. Arabic is from right to left! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Tully]

dude, throw that in your rig along w/ the marble center console add-on...and you'd be Martha Stewart Big Pimpin http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[PARAGON]

No, I believe flying carpets are of the oriental persuation and with these being persian they are really too heavy to fly. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[4churchill]

hey hey hey jonahs, i just copied that from the al-jazeera website. no idea what it says, or what it means http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif and trust me i studied enough for my bar mitzvah, i know all about reading from right to left http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[LasVegas]

Really. I was just at the al-jazeera site and it all looks from right to left. Maybe it just pasted in that way. Oh well. I don't understand any of it anyway. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

Hey PARAGON
You remember My comment about you being CIA,Secret Ser., etc. I have been trying to figure out what Your name elude's to. I know after hang out here enough there has got to be something with Your name. I guess others may know or figured it out but it intrigues Me. I hate to show My stupidity as some times You look at something so hard you fail to see the simplicity of it. It would not surprise Me for You to pull something like that. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Well anyway I keep messing with the letters when I have a little time nothing serious but thinking it will dawn on me. It has an obvious meaning as far as the dictionary but I just feel there is a hidden inference.
But, now to the real topic. I mean those rugs are so bad even a Mall Queen would not have those things. I vote also for the worst acc. I have ever seen so there, it is now a for sure a unanimous vote I hope? Oh, I forgot though We have to wait on H2Finally to put His vote in since We are the bling twins. OK H2Finally get in here and it will be unanimous.

TAZ

[4churchill]

I just copied and pasted, i guess my computer discriminates against middle eastern culture... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[4churchill]

iu would definately rather have these mats though then those goofy horns for the front of the truck....but i definately owuld take the granite console inlay over the mats

[LasVegas]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
I just copied and pasted, i guess my computer discriminates against middle eastern culture... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You need a Jewish computer http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[4churchill]

my computer was bar mitzvah'd and circumsized thank you, and when it gets mad it yells at my in yitish http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[PARAGON]

Taz, complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers. Paragon is simply the name of one of the businesses I own.

[4churchill]

Paragon Technical Services
Paragon Health Services Llc
Paragon Dental Studio

which one is it? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[PARAGON]

neither

[4churchill]

damn google, never works! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[4churchill]

last try: Paragon Graphics ???

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

Now are You saying that PARAGON to throw me off and mess with My head. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif I've watched or read what you say and I have seen You turn folks inside out. So I'm not saying I do not believe it could be that simple as a name of a business but, it just does not seem like You to have that simple of a reason for Your handle. But, You have never done Me wroung as I'm fairly simple minded and I hope to get to watch Hogs and Rebs with You I'll go along for now. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Thanks
TAZ

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
last try: Paragon Graphics ??? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That would be a different company I own, but Paragon is not a part of that name.

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sfox:
Paragon Personal Lubricants?
Paragon Pornatopia?
Paragon Pimp Emporium?


I didn't use a search engine so I just guessed http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

S </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Getting close. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Taz, no lie, straight up. It's a national company with offices spread across the US. It's a consulting firm but I am currently not active in the business. We have an office in San Antonio, Memphis serves Arkansas and will probably never have an office in California. Some people here are very aware of some of the businesses I have. So it's not that big of a secret.

My avatar used to be the logo for my company before I changed it to the Alpha deal.

[PARAGON]

Taz, making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's when you're cooking.

[KenP]

I use KenP just so you fools will thinks it's my name. HAAHAA. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[LasVegas]

I use Jonahs because