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Mordak
05-26-2005, 12:59 AM
Can anybody find me that website please? Need to prove somebody wrong heh...

It has a list of upgrades they did to their H2, and their 0-60 and other times I believe.

Anybody know what I'm talking about?

Mordak
05-26-2005, 12:59 AM
Can anybody find me that website please? Need to prove somebody wrong heh...

It has a list of upgrades they did to their H2, and their 0-60 and other times I believe.

Anybody know what I'm talking about?

HGW
05-26-2005, 01:05 AM
Breathless Performance has times----ask them to show you the actual timeslips from the track.

Mordak
05-26-2005, 01:08 AM
Ehh I'd really like this specific site I'm thinking of...

It looks like a pretty unprofessional website actually, think I remember it had a background picture as the "wallpaper" for the site...and pretty much all the info was on 1 page, so you had to scroll down a ways to see the whole thing.

Mordak
05-26-2005, 01:09 AM
Actually, you were right. Thank you.

http://www.breathlessperformance.com/products/Hummer%20Performance%20Page.asp

KenP
05-26-2005, 02:17 AM
Mordak, didn't you get the serious sarcasm in HGW's post? Get the time slips from them. Or an undoctored video. Good luck.

Be wary of that company. Here's a better one:

http://www.lingenfelter.com/

And a couple of videos:
0-60 (remember 60 is at 12:00, not 1:00):
http://www.lingenfelter.com/0-60.mpeg

World famous "Smoked Lightning":
http://www.lingenfelter.com/SMOKEDLIGHTNING.wmv

DRTYFN
05-26-2005, 02:35 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummersGoneWild:
Breathless Performance has times----ask them to show you the actual timeslips from the track. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Breathless sucks and they love to go orbital with their exaggerations. I'm still waiting for that lying dick to bring the stats he was BS'ing us about waaaay back when.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

KenP
05-26-2005, 02:43 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummersGoneWild:
Breathless Performance has times----ask them to show you the actual timeslips from the track. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Breathless sucks and they love to go orbital with their exaggerations. I'm still waiting for that lying dick to bring the stats he was BS'ing us about waaaay back when.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>They disappeared FAST when called on it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

DennisAJC
05-26-2005, 02:47 AM
Ken smokin tha Lightning. Classic! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DRTYFN
05-26-2005, 02:48 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummersGoneWild:
Breathless Performance has times----ask them to show you the actual timeslips from the track. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Breathless sucks and they love to go orbital with their exaggerations. I'm still waiting for that lying dick to bring the stats he was BS'ing us about waaaay back when.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>They disappeared FAST when called on it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He did run out of here pretty fast. Remember how pissed off he was that I called BS on his lies? He was telling me to fly down there to see his shi... err, stuff. "Oh, we've got all the major magazines doing articles on us." What a total load of crapola.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

KenP
05-26-2005, 02:51 AM
I've never seen crap on them anywhere. Maybe they are good with vette's. But I've never seen sh!$.

Thanks glassman, err, Dennis. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

HGW
05-26-2005, 09:31 AM
Ken, Good pick up in the subtle comment I made!

Everyone has to understand that 1/4 mile times are a function of HP to weight ratio, and then the correct way to get that HP to the wheels and for the tires to stick to the track. Easy theory--hard to do.

The weight of the H2 is a killer so HP has to go way up to get low 1/4 mile times. Then, with high HP, all the stock components past the flywheel to the wheels can break easily, if not on the first run, then over time.

I broke a front driveshaft on my first run. Transmission upgrades, u joints, driveshafts, diff gear changes, axel upgrades, rires, etc. add up to big bucks over time.

KenP
05-26-2005, 12:13 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummersGoneWild:
Ken, Good pick up in the subtle comment I made! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I was just more blunt than you. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Mordak, you should really check with HGW if you want that type of work done to your truck. If I did it again, I'd trust mine with him.

PARAGON
05-26-2005, 01:16 PM
If you want it done right, I agree with Ken. Get with HGW at http://www.hummersgonewild.com. Not too many people can say they supply modified H2s for pace vehicles for the motorsports world. If you see an H2 leading a pack of dirt track cars, it is from Hummers Gone Wild.

I forgot about the breathless deal. I don't ever remember reading any magazine articles about them either. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

trashguy
05-27-2005, 11:38 PM
i had a 01 lightning and used to post on f150online ,i remember that video being posted all over http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

KenP
05-28-2005, 03:04 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by trashguy:
i had a 01 lightning and used to post on f150online ,i remember that video being posted all over http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Hey, that was pretty funny! I posted there and the gang was pretty cool. Most likely because I know that guy should have smoked me so I was very humble. He just couldn't drive a 10d with a sledge. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

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05-30-2005, 05:18 AM
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Very unfortunate that Breathless Performance was treated that way here. Very standup company and people. It's fine to be skeptical but he was disrespected. That guy has a ton of knowledge and I was surprised to see him posting on our forum Just my experience as a Vette owner.....and H2 owner of couse.