Did I Forget Anything?

[NJ H2]

I set my Hummer Alarm Clock
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01671.JPG
to wake me up, but my girlfriend woke me up earlier. She busted into my room wearing her Hummer jacket
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01687.JPG
She handed me a Hummer Post It
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01670.JPG
written with my Hummer pen
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01669.JPG
or was it my Hummer pencil
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01683.JPG
Anyway, it had a list of all the things she needed me to do.
I got up and made myself a cup of Hummer Coffee
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01672.JPG
and relaxed for a few minutes.
I then put on my Hummer Hat
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01664.JPG
my Hummer Boots
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01665.JPG
Grabbed my Hummer Breif Case
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01666.JPG
and my Hummer wallet
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01667.JPG
Before I left I poured my Hummer Coffee in to a Hummer Thermus Cup
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01673.JPG
Opened the door and walked out side. It was Dark, cold and rainey so I went back in and grabbed my Hummer Jacket
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01663.jpg
my hummer Umbrella
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01676.JPG
and my Hummer Flashlight
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01668.JPG
I checked time on my Hummer Watch
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01680.JPG
and it was 6:00am
By 10:00am I was tired of running around, and had so much more to do on that F*&Kin list!
I put on my Hummer Camo Jacket
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01679.JPG
Snuk in my dark basement (so my Girlfreind couldn't see me)
using my Hummer Camo Flashlight
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01681.JPG
Cut the Hummer Note into peices using my Hummer Knife
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01686.JPG
I packed up my Hummer Clothes and put them in my Hummer Duffel Bag
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01677.JPG
Grabbed my Hummer Beach Towel
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01675.JPG
Loaded up my Hummer Bike
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01674.JPG
and took off to Miami Beach!
You can find me in front of the Cleavlender Hotel playing songs on my Hummer Guitar
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01662.jpg
Just don't tell my girlfreind where I am!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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[This message was edited by NJ H2 on 12-17-03 at 07:19 PM.]

[NJ H2]

I set my Hummer Alarm Clock
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01671.JPG
to wake me up, but my girlfriend woke me up earlier. She busted into my room wearing her Hummer jacket
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01687.JPG
She handed me a Hummer Post It
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01670.JPG
written with my Hummer pen
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01669.JPG
or was it my Hummer pencil
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01683.JPG
Anyway, it had a list of all the things she needed me to do.
I got up and made myself a cup of Hummer Coffee
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01672.JPG
and relaxed for a few minutes.
I then put on my Hummer Hat
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01664.JPG
my Hummer Boots
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01665.JPG
Grabbed my Hummer Breif Case
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01666.JPG
and my Hummer wallet
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01667.JPG
Before I left I poured my Hummer Coffee in to a Hummer Thermus Cup
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01673.JPG
Opened the door and walked out side. It was Dark, cold and rainey so I went back in and grabbed my Hummer Jacket
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01663.jpg
my hummer Umbrella
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01676.JPG
and my Hummer Flashlight
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01668.JPG
I checked time on my Hummer Watch
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01680.JPG
and it was 6:00am
By 10:00am I was tired of running around, and had so much more to do on that F*&Kin list!
I put on my Hummer Camo Jacket
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01679.JPG
Snuk in my dark basement (so my Girlfreind couldn't see me)
using my Hummer Camo Flashlight
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01681.JPG
Cut the Hummer Note into peices using my Hummer Knife
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01686.JPG
I packed up my Hummer Clothes and put them in my Hummer Duffel Bag
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01677.JPG
Grabbed my Hummer Beach Towel
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01675.JPG
Loaded up my Hummer Bike
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01674.JPG
and took off to Miami Beach!
You can find me in front of the Cleavlender Hotel playing songs on my Hummer Guitar
http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/hummerstuff//small/DSC01662.jpg
Just don't tell my girlfreind where I am!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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[This message was edited by NJ H2 on 12-17-03 at 07:19 PM.]

[KenP]

Talk about too much time on your hands http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

Did you remember your keys on the Hummer key chain?

Black Lingenfelter Lux

[Navigator]

I think you forgot to turn the lights on http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Rich

2004 H2 Adventure w/Corsa Sport.
2003 Nisan Murano
2003 Lincoln Navigator (for Sale)
2001 Ford Lightning W/mods
1999 F-350 W/mods
1999 Yukon Denali (for sale)

[Zing]

When your sitting there in Miami playing the guitar, maybe take of your shirt and show off all your Hummer tatoos. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[JSA_3]

Nicely done,,,, in such a hummerly manner http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Patriot]

Did you forget anything you ask???

Yes...you did...you forgot to change your name to Hummerman (this post sounds like something he would do) and you forgot to get a life!

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[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Patriot:
Did you forget anything you ask???

Yes...you did...you forgot to change your name to Hummerman (this post sounds like something he would do) and you forgot to get a life!

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're just pissed that he didn't have his Hummer bible with him. YOU get a life.

[RIC-H0]

You forgot to put on your Hummer Terry cloth robe 1st thing in the morning!
It must be authentic, because our dealer was handing them out at one our the sponsored events!!!

[JSA_3]

Then take the RC HUMVEE for a spin around the house....after reading the note...while drinking your Hummer coffee...

[drouke]

were you wearing your hummer boxers?

[Patriot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> You're just pissed that he didn't have his Hummer bible with him. YOU get a life.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Drty...not sure why you think I'm some kinda religious zealot???? Sometimes you latch onto the oddest things....anyway, I DO have a life, unlike yours which is being a grumpy dick who gets woodies by F'in with people on this site. Most people here joke...but you're just a meanoldprick. BUT...Happy Holidays!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[NJ H2]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Patriot:
and you forgot to get a life!

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I keep forgetting to do that! Maybe I should copy your life ... but then I would be a but slammin fag gettin hummers from homos and that's against my religion!
Put that in your bible!
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[Patriot]

What bible????

[Patriot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> but then I would be a but slammin fag gettin hummers from homos and that's against my religion!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ahhhh...don't get you panties in a wad....I'm just jealous of all your Hummer crap......no, really...I am...It's nice stuff...*cough*

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Patriot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> You're just pissed that he didn't have his Hummer bible with him. YOU get a life.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Drty...not sure why you think I'm some kinda religious zealot???? Sometimes you latch onto the oddest things....anyway, I DO have a life, unlike yours which is being a grumpy dick who gets woodies by F'in with people on this site. Most people here joke...but you're just a meanoldprick. BUT...Happy Holidays!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I seem to remeber you spouting a bunch of kooky religious crap right along side Bornagain not too long ago.
Grumpy? I think not. Almost without exception, I've got a grin on my face when I'm typing out a reply. And I don't get total wood from this, but a comfortable amount of chub. Total wood would be weird. If I was checking out MILFhunter.com then it would be completely appropriate. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Patriot]

DRTY,

NO no no...I didn't spout ANY bible crap..I was just in support (and always am) of people being able to include it if they wanted without being lambasted...that's all.

Milfhunter huh??? Hmmmmmmm....

[NJ H2]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Patriot:
DRTY,

Milfhunter huh??? Hmmmmmmm....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Milfhunter, now thats funny! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
M = Mom
I = I'd
L = Like to
F = F&%K

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[H2BIG]

That Hunter dude...how does he do it...
must be that "wad" of cash http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Brian
03 Pewter H2 Lux, Sunroof, Airaid filter/MIT, Nology Wires, Corsa Touring

[MAC]

You will need to carry your cash in the right Hummer clip, just in case people havn't noticed you own a Hummer. Better make sure you have big strong pockets for such as big money clip and wads of cash.

[MAC]

What about your business cards, if you have any. http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2448837379&category=42606

I don't see a Hummer Safari shirt, lighter, T shirt, belt, etc.

[NJ H2]

I'm waiting for someone to invent "Hummer Boxers" That ought to be funny, boxers with a big HUMMER logo and an arrow pointing down http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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[MAC]

Now I see where you got the pictures from, I got the same 04 Hummer Stuff catalog in the mail today. 46 pages of Hummer logo stuffs, nice well made stuffs and handsome catalog. I am not into buying or wearing auto brand accessories or clothings, whatever the brand maybe. Hummerstuff.com