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mr.jeepster

08-15-2005, 02:59 AM

Here's my latest brush with the "Hummer hatred" out there......too damn funny!

I was gassing up at the local station when the guy waiting behind me got out of his little rice burner and approached - with an attitude.
He said, "That's a gas guzzler, isn't it?"
I smiled as politely as possible and said, "It's not too bad." and turned away to continue pumping. But he wouldn't quit. As his girlfriend approached and stood beside him, his voice got a little more shrill and obnoxious. "Well, what kind of mileage do you get?"
Okay, I'd had enough. Remembering a pearl of wisdom I got from someone on this forum, I turned, smiled, shrugged my shoulders and, with all the false modesty I could muster said, "Oh, I dunno. About the same as my Porsche." This had two distinctly different effects. It made his girlfriend grin and look at the ground. It mad him madder than hell. But still, he wouldn't give up. "Well what does it get? About 8 or 9 miles to the gallon?" I grinned as broadly as possible and said, "Aw hell, I dunno." Then I looked at his girlfriend and said, "But I'll bet she'd love to ride in either one of 'em, wouldn't you, hun?"
Holy ****.
He came unglued. As she chuckled and walked back to their car, he stepped toward me and demanded, "What did you say?"
I repeated it. Word for word. Then continued to pump my gas. As I got in and drove away, he was still standing there - staring and shaking.
Anything that inspires that kind of strong response is worth every penny it takes to own and operate it. I've had my Hummer for a couple weeks now, and it is already an "experience." As they say at McDonald's, "I'm lovin' it."

Scott
'03 H2 Black Adv. Pkg. w/10"dvd

ps - I hauled horses in the trailer for the first time today. Only one horse, so well under 5,000 pounds...but MAN! Can this H2 haul!

mr.jeepster

08-15-2005, 02:59 AM

Albie

08-15-2005, 03:09 AM

nice DF. I gave the same answer every time...17 to 20 mpg.....LOL. You should have gave his g/f your number.....LOL

Tully

08-15-2005, 03:19 AM

thats an awesome way of handling it 'about the same as my porche'...although I think I'd say 'Viper'....nothing against Porche...just like Vipers more...i bet she had to get back in the car and sit ASAP...before the wet in her crotch bled through...you definitely should have given her your number.

I think the standard respones to such a question should be
a) about the same as my porche/viper/ferrari etc
b) 20mph, GM trucks are way more efficient than fords. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif ( as if the ass-clown asking you what kind of mileage you get would know any better to ANY sort of respones )

funny thing...if you reset your 'gas mileage' meter in your H2 while your driving on the highway...it'll fluctuate between 16-20mpg for a while before it starts to level out around 11-12mpg....i meant to take a picture when i noticed this and post it....next time

maybe i'll make an FUFUH2.com site and post that picture as the splash screen.

Tully

08-15-2005, 03:21 AM

i actually went to buy FUFUh2.com and someone owns it...'john doe'

need to get that register purged so we can own the site and counter act fuh2

dochummer

08-15-2005, 03:23 AM

Heheh, that's great...I'll have to remember to use that next time... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

KenP

08-15-2005, 03:36 AM

Scott, that's freaking awesome! I love the response.

CLAYDOG

08-15-2005, 10:12 AM

Cleaning coffee off my monitor is NOT the best the way to start a monday morning. Good stuff DF

VTSTOMPER

08-15-2005, 10:28 AM

ROTFL! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

DennisAJC

08-15-2005, 10:35 AM

Same thing happened to me.

But in my case, the girl grabbed my tie and pulled me into a deep passionate kiss. After that, the boyfriend grabbed my tie and did the same. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

HummerNewbie

08-15-2005, 12:10 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Same thing happened to me.

But in my case, the girl grabbed my tie and pulled me into a deep passionate kiss. After that, the boyfriend grabbed my tie and did the same. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

So did you kiss back and if so, both of them? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

NJ H2

08-15-2005, 12:32 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Same thing happened to me.

But in my case, the girl grabbed my tie and pulled me into a deep passionate kiss. After that, the boyfriend grabbed my tie and did the same. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

KenP

08-15-2005, 02:07 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Same thing happened to me.

But in my case, the girl grabbed my tie and pulled me into a deep passionate kiss. After that, the boyfriend grabbed my tie and did the same. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Wierd Canadians. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

CO Hummer

08-15-2005, 02:15 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Same thing happened to me.

But in my case, the girl grabbed my tie and pulled me into a deep passionate kiss. After that, I grabbed the boyfriend and did the same. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

FIXED

KenP

08-15-2005, 02:25 PM

Who cares. It's a damn funny story.

VTSTOMPER

08-15-2005, 02:32 PM

He does, I have seen it.

mr.jeepster

08-15-2005, 02:44 PM

[

Wow....And I suppose you actually DO have a Exotic sitting in your garage? Or are you just lying to impress someone (I'm guessing) about 1/2 your age?[/QUOTE]

You missed the point you humorless f*ck. But if you must know, the Hummer is mine and the hot new convertible Vette next to it in the garage is my rather stunningly beautiful wife's. God, how I love my life and am glad I'm not living your pathetic existence.....
Scott

DRTYFN

08-15-2005, 04:43 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
No, I got the point perfectly. You have to talk down to people to feel good about yourself. Even moreso to try and get the acceptance of the "Younger Generation"

And thank you for confirming your LIES for me.

And as for my Station in life...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

Show me WHERE I have said what I do for a Living? I could be working in that Cube next to you Cube Dweller. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And you need to get as much attention possible so you can somehow feel loved. Have you stopped getting fisted so your anal fissure can heal up?
Rent free, bitch.

mr.jeepster

08-15-2005, 05:55 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
No, I got the point perfectly. You have to talk down to people to feel good about yourself. Even moreso to try and get the acceptance of the "Younger Generation"

And thank you for confirming your LIES for me.

And as for my Station in life...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

Show me WHERE I have said what I do for a Living? I could be working in that Cube next to you Cube Dweller. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, moron, I'm a little bored, so I'll take the bait. My "cube" is acres and acres of prime So Cal real estate where I play with magnificent horses all day. I don't care what you do for a living - on this forum you are a crashing bore who belies his lack of intelligence and his deep seated hatred and jealousy with every word you type.

As for acceptance by a "younger generation".....you are truly a moron. The handicapped youngsters who come to my place for therapy rides on horseback give me all the acceptance I need when they leave with a tear of joy in their eyes and a rare smile. C'mon - make yourself feel REALLY good - make fun of that.
You don't know me or anything about me. What is lacking in your pathetic dreary life that has you needing to insult and attack strangers who enjoy life? You sadden me. Respond if you like, but I'll be too busy to keep this shiite up.

Scott

W1N

08-15-2005, 06:12 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Once again I did not read your posts, but I hope you can find a way to deal with your anger and stupidity. I'm not going to lay it out open for you since it would be waste of my time... You have again failed to put together a one single good point.

dochummer

08-15-2005, 06:22 PM

heheh cubes...reminds me of those peep show things in the big city. Don't they stand in their own little cube...and you have your own? Never been to one, but I'd imagine there's atlease ONE person on this forum that has... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

DRTYFN

08-15-2005, 06:30 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dochummer:
heheh cubes...reminds me of those peep show things in the big city. Don't they stand in their own little cube...and you have your own? Never been to one, but I'd imagine there's atlease ONE person on this forum that has... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, YOU! I knew you were a pervie little sum byatch.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

wilfred

08-15-2005, 07:40 PM

yah, i love this story too http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Fastest H-Town Realtor

08-15-2005, 07:59 PM

Damn...My first job thread...Ok..I sweep the floors and trim the carpet in a strip joint near downtown. The sweeping part is E-Z, but that damn carpet triming gets to be a real chore. Especially when the drapes dont match. I never know if I should do a dye job or just shave em clean...

NoMoGMPG

08-15-2005, 08:59 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
[The OP, however seems to be insecure enough in his life to have to JUSTIFY his purchase to someone off of the street.

The person inquiring would have gotten" Yea, it gets about 13-15 around town" Not a LIE, and factual.

Instead, he had to compare it to an Exotic he DOES NOT OWN, to make himself feel good. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You really are a dolt, aren't you? The reply was to an obviously goading question from one of the fuh2 lemmings. It was not meant to be factual, just a sarcastic reply to a "Nunya" question from a jackass. He didn't get the response hoped for, so like all good cult followers, when he didn't get what he wanted he threw a temper tantrum.

Try to look outside your prejudices for a change.

Dave

DennisAJC

08-15-2005, 09:55 PM

Ya well,

You're a fag. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Get back to your OT hole and I'll talk to you later. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

KenP

08-15-2005, 10:04 PM

Dennis, are you still banned? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

DennisAJC

08-15-2005, 10:09 PM

Nah,

Only 24hrs. DH350 is actually a pretty fair guy.

He gives lousy head though. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

DRTYFN

08-15-2005, 10:10 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Dennis, are you still banned? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Nope, he had a one day temporary ban.
We should do the same to Shaggy... oh wait, he already got one.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Nah,

Only 24hrs. DH350 is actually a pretty fair guy.

He gives lousy head though. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He is pretty decent. But too much teeth action.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Goalkeeper

08-15-2005, 10:12 PM

[/QUOTE]Maybe it was an actual heartfelt question. His statment of "As good as my Porsche" when HE DOES NOT OWN ONE smacks of an insecurity complex....Much like ALL of the H2 owners here.

I offer a comprehensive debate, and get nothing but Gay jokes, and ridicule. THAT speaks volumes about the insecurities of the H2 owner.[/QUOTE]

Hey toolio, you were Not offering a debate, but rather going on the offensive. What a terdy turd! Read your own stupid posts...

DF - Great story man, with or w/out the Porsche in your garage!!

DennisAJC

08-15-2005, 10:26 PM

DF,

Your story sucked! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

My version would of ended with the girl spread eagled on the hood of my H2 while I probed deep into her womanhood with my forked tongue. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Now that's a story....****er! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

DRTYFN

08-15-2005, 10:36 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
DF,

Your story sucked! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

My version would of ended with the girl spread eagled on the hood of my H2 while I probed deep into her womanhood with my forked tongue. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Now that's a story....****er! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I can almost hear your wife winding up for a knockout blow right now.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

hyperion78

08-16-2005, 12:29 AM

wilfred.... your garage makes me cry everytime I see it. ::sniff sniff:: it's just so beautiful

LasVegas

08-16-2005, 12:34 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
....smacks of an insecurity complex....Much like ALL of the H2 owners here.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>Have no interest in getting into this silly debate HD, but, when relating to "insecurity" be careful with the ALL word.

RazM

08-16-2005, 12:39 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GMPartsGuy:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
[The OP, however seems to be insecure enough in his life to have to JUSTIFY his purchase to someone off of the street.

The person inquiring would have gotten" Yea, it gets about 13-15 around town" Not a LIE, and factual.

Instead, he had to compare it to an Exotic he DOES NOT OWN, to make himself feel good. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You really are a dolt, aren't you? The reply was to an obviously goading question from one of the fuh2 lemmings. It was not meant to be factual, just a sarcastic reply to a "Nunya" question from a jackass. He didn't get the response hoped for, so like all good cult followers, when he didn't get what he wanted he threw a temper tantrum.

Try to look outside your prejudices for a change.

Dave </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And just HOW do you know that? Were you THERE?

Maybe it was an actual heartfelt question. His statment of "As good as my Porsche" when HE DOES NOT OWN ONE smacks of an insecurity complex....Much like ALL of the H2 owners here.

I offer a comprehensive debate, and get nothing but Gay jokes, and ridicule. THAT speaks volumes about the insecurities of the H2 owner. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm getting the vibe you were the guy at the gas station who was asking him about mileage. So, is your GF still with you, or are you back to your sock puppet?

wilfred

08-16-2005, 12:45 AM

What I don't understand is this troll jumps into every thread, make a jackass of himself and keeps coming back for more http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Fastest H-Town Realtor

08-16-2005, 01:06 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wilfred:
What I don't understand is this troll jumps into every thread, make a jackass of himself and keeps coming back for more http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

In respect to his winner personality, it is certain that trolling forum boards is just one of the many things he has time to do. Lack of family,friends and of a life in general makes it possible to devote personal time to some rather unworthwhile causes.

KenP

08-16-2005, 02:44 AM

There was a guy named Erik... He went bye bye..

dochummer

08-16-2005, 03:11 AM

Trying to talk sense to HD is like trying to talk sense to a monkey. He just don' getit'....

hyperion78

08-16-2005, 03:13 AM

and he likes to fling **** every where

dochummer

08-16-2005, 03:21 AM

http://www.battlemonkey.com/site_grfx/smooth_operator_bm.jpg

Mr. Jeep

08-16-2005, 03:41 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by desertfox:
[

Wow....And I suppose you actually DO have a Exotic sitting in your garage? Or are you just lying to impress someone (I'm guessing) about 1/2 your age? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You missed the point you humorless f*ck. But if you must know, the Hummer is mine and the hot new convertible Vette next to it in the garage is my rather stunningly beautiful wife's. God, how I love my life and am glad I'm not living your pathetic existence.....
Scott </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, I got the point perfectly. You have to talk down to people to feel good about yourself. Even moreso to try and get the acceptance of the "Younger Generation"

And thank you for confirming your LIES for me.

And as for my Station in life...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

Show me WHERE I have said what I do for a Living? I could be working in that Cube next to you Cube Dweller.[/QUOTE]

First, let me say that I am his wife and, second, I am the "younger generation" that you seem to feel he needs to get acceptance from. Guess it works, huh??????? Also let me add that I am the one that owns the Corvette (02' black convertable with modified exhaust pipes!) that probably does get about the same gas mileage when I fly by you on the freeway going about 140! And since you have decided to start degrading what someone might do for a living, the cubicle you live in can't possibly compare to the world we don't just live in, we experience! And, yes, I (or we) experience this world at about 13 MPG! Isn't it a fabulous thing! The point is...............he wasn't lying and.................he's not the sort of person to just quietly resign when someone decides to smart off to him about his car. Hehe!

dochummer

08-16-2005, 03:51 AM

Welcome Mrs. DF. Glad you could join us. Just wanted to let you know that 140mph isn't the necessary speed to "fly by" him. He has posted in another thread that he essentially finds it silly to travel 75mph, and rather prefers 65mph or lower. So, I assure you, 120mph will be sufficient to blow his ass out of his comanche. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Mr. Jeep

08-16-2005, 03:55 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dochummer:
Welcome Mrs. DF. Glad you could join us. Just wanted to let you know that 140mph isn't the necessary speed to "fly by" him. He has posted in another thread that he essentially finds it silly to travel 75mph, and rather prefers 65mph or lower. So, I assure you, 120mph will be sufficient to blow his ass out of his comanche. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

____________________________________________

Well, hello Doc! Thank you for the insight. 120 is about my usual speed anyway! JK!

LoLo

08-16-2005, 12:57 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
Wow....And I suppose you actually DO have a Exotic sitting in your garage? Or are you just lying to impress someone (I'm guessing) about 1/2 your age?

in another reply...
The person inquiring would have gotten" Yea, it gets about 13-15 around town" Not a LIE, and factual. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

First, I doubt that there is any TRUTH in your statement above regarding MPG... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Next, it is purely insignificant WHAT DF owns in his garage... many of us happen to have "exotics" as our 2nd cars! Regardless of whether or not he owns one (which I wouldn't be surprised if he did), his comeback was quite humorous -- and was given for that reason to the rice-burner driver!

I only wish that I was able to think that quickly when I get that type of question... maybe, from now on, I WILL! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Scott... that was priceless!!!

Diana

08-16-2005, 01:41 PM

You know, the gas mileage between a Porsche and a Hummer is not that far fetched. We have a 930 Porsche and it is a total pig. It takes premium fuel and it costs $70 to fill it up. On a full tank, you can get about 300 miles. I have no idea of where the gas goes, since the car literally weighs nothing, and has a flat six in it.

It is worth every penny to drive it though. Funny how people scream and cheer when they see this car, and then hate Hummers...

DRTYFN

08-16-2005, 01:45 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
And you=owned by that very fact. ERIC NEVER POSTED HERE. ERIC HAS NOT BEEN ON THE INTERNET FOR 2 MONTHS..He's moving.<span class="ev_code_RED">Oh really?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://overtorqued.net/forum/search.php?searchid=37762 Can you say "attempted misdirect". </span>

General Motors puts the mileage figure for the H2 at 10-13 mpg
http://www.azcentral.com/class/marketplace/cars/0210hummer10.html <span class="ev_code_RED">I see that the free rent includes a big garage. </span>

And Dochummer...I NEVER said I prefer to travel 65..Just that 75 WITH CHILDREN IN THE CAR is execessive. And you never did answer why you bought an H2 instead of a Volvo if you were worried about being safe...... <span class="ev_code_RED">Maybe because Volvos are for leaf-licker yuppies. </span>

When you people can form a cohesive argument, MAYBE you might get some online respect from the rest of the net. </div></BLOCKQUOTE><span class="ev_code_RED">You really like the word cohesive, don't you? </span>

dochummer

08-16-2005, 01:52 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
There was a guy named Erik... He went bye bye.. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And you=owned by that very fact. ERIC NEVER POSTED HERE. ERIC HAS NOT BEEN ON THE INTERNET FOR 2 MONTHS..He's moving.

You all have been calling out the WRONG person, and just generally making an ass out of yourselves by doing so.

Now, to Desertfox..It's nice that your WIFE has to come and fight your battles for you. And he WAS lying. YOU(by your own admission) OWN the vette...NOT HIM. And since when is a Vette a Porsche? See, had he said "It gets as much as my vette" there would have been no problem...BECAUSE IT's THE TRUTH.

Most H2 owners are insecure enough to have to LIE to justify purchases.

To Lolo...

General Motors puts the mileage figure for the H2 at 10-13 mpg
http://www.azcentral.com/class/marketplace/cars/0210hummer10.html

And Dochummer...I NEVER said I prefer to travel 65..Just that 75 WITH CHILDREN IN THE CAR is execessive. And you never did answer why you bought an H2 instead of a Volvo if you were worried about being safe......

When you people can form a cohesive argument, MAYBE you might get some online respect from the rest of the net. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh, that's funny, I seem to recall mentioning something about piss poor quality according to consumer reports...and the fact that I would call it a vulva all the time... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Hmm....you must have missed that one. Oh, actually, I was looking into them again this year...but again, reliability was the main issue. I mean seriously, much worse than an H2...not that the H2 is ranked up there with honda or toyota...

dochummer

08-16-2005, 01:54 PM

Thought this might help all of us uneducated folk. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Meaning of COHESIVE
Pronunciation: kow'heesiv

WordNet Dictionary

Definition:

1. [adj] causing cohesion; "a cohesive agent"
2. [adj] cohering or tending to cohere; well integrated; "a cohesive organization"

dochummer

08-16-2005, 02:07 PM

I know. Volvos have great safety ratings... Vulva's do to. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

dochummer

08-16-2005, 02:07 PM

Seriously, I would hate to see the comanche's safety ratings...

dochummer

08-16-2005, 02:09 PM

I get 10-12 in the city and 13-15 on the highway...that's a fact!

dochummer

08-16-2005, 02:16 PM

I'm sorry, what year was your comanche again? I seem to recall that you didn't buy anything past the 80's? I see no safety data prior to 1990...

Mr. Jeep

08-16-2005, 02:18 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by KenP:

Now, to Desertfox..It's nice that your WIFE has to come and fight your battles for you. And he WAS lying. YOU(by your own admission) OWN the vette...NOT HIM. And since when is a Vette a Porsche? See, had he said "It gets as much as my vette" there would have been no problem...BECAUSE IT's THE TRUTH.

Most H2 owners are insecure enough to have to LIE to justify purchases.

When you people can form a cohesive argument, MAYBE you might get some online respect from the rest of the net. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
______________________________________________

He does like the the word cohesive, doesn't he?
By the way HD, I own both of the cars, you little ****, and he owns both as well. It's called a partnership. You can look that up in the dictionary under "P".
I will admit that he said Porsche instead of Vette but that was just a little slip up. We sold the Porsche, Aston Martin and Ferrari a few months back. I'll have to remind him of that.
Is HD an ass or what?

Sharkster

08-16-2005, 03:11 PM

I don't like desertfox' story for two reasons:

A) It shows an attitude that continously gets HUMMER owners in trouble. Nuff said... you guys know what I'm talking about.

B) The quoted mpg-comparison between pretty much all (current) Porsche models and an H2 is plainly wrong (assuming that he is not talking about the Porsche Cayenne SUV Turbo version, which is - to my understanding - not a real Porsche, and maybe that is the only P-car which comes closely to the fuel consumption of an H2... but only "closely").

The flat-6 engine of a Porsche (e.g. Carrera or Boxster) is highly prominent for its great fuel efficiency (considering its power output). It is a small modern engine, which has been continuously improved for almost 50 years now. So don't talk BS about P-cars, when you lack the ability to really compare.

That's also the main reason why I picked the H3 over the H2.

How I know all that stuff about P-cars (which aren't exotics in Germany at all, but H3s are!)?... Picture attached! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

wilfred

08-16-2005, 03:38 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by KenP:

Now, to Desertfox..It's nice that your WIFE has to come and fight your battles for you. And he WAS lying. YOU(by your own admission) OWN the vette...NOT HIM. And since when is a Vette a Porsche? See, had he said "It gets as much as my vette" there would have been no problem...BECAUSE IT's THE TRUTH.

Most H2 owners are insecure enough to have to LIE to justify purchases.

When you people can form a cohesive argument, MAYBE you might get some online respect from the rest of the net. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
______________________________________________

He does like the the word cohesive, doesn't he?
By the way HD, I own both of the cars, you little ****, and he owns both as well. It's called a partnership. You can look that up in the dictionary under "P".
I will admit that he said Porsche instead of Vette but that was just a little slip up. We sold the Porsche, Aston Martin and Ferrari a few months back. I'll have to remind him of that.
Is HD an ass or what? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

"Cohesive" and don't forget "comprehension", what's really sad is he mispells both words quite often http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

HummerNewbie

08-16-2005, 03:44 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sharkster:
not a real Porsche,... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I wouldn't throw that statement around because that is what some many say about the H2 and H3 http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sharkster:
which aren't exotics in Germany at all,... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not sure I would call them exotics here anymore. Fine machines most definitely but not sure about exotics.

BTW, nice collection of vehicles you got there http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Mr. Jeep

08-16-2005, 04:02 PM

To HummerD,

Get a life! And, yes, the bank does own these cars.......just like the government owns the land that you reside on. Let's not forget how this all works, shall we?

HummerNewbie

08-16-2005, 04:06 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:

I wouldn't throw that statement around because that is what some many say about the H2 and H3 http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
At least he accepts the fact, And does not DENY it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It may be a fact for him but not for everyone. Don't think that anyone has ever disputed that there are individuals that buy them for this reason but that in no remote way means everyone does. That is his choice, I just don't want to hear that lame stereotype anymore.

Orbital H2

08-16-2005, 04:21 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">To HummerD,

Get a life! And, yes, the bank does own these cars.......just like the government owns the land that you reside on. Let's not forget how this all works, shall we? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Someone just go over to HDs Nursery and change his poopy pants, its not rage, the poor unfortunate child was left on the door step of some mission in the Mexican dessert and there is no one to care for him or change him.

wilfred

08-16-2005, 04:36 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sharkster:
I don't like desertfox' story for two reasons:

A) It shows an attitude that continously gets HUMMER owners in trouble. Nuff said... you guys know what I'm talking about.

B) The quoted mpg-comparison between pretty much all (current) Porsche models and an H2 is plainly wrong (assuming that he is not talking about the Porsche Cayenne SUV Turbo version, which is - to my understanding - not a real Porsche, and maybe that is the only P-car which comes closely to the fuel consumption of an H2... but only "closely").

The flat-6 engine of a Porsche (e.g. Carrera or Boxster) is highly prominent for its great fuel efficiency (considering its power output). It is a small modern engine, which has been continuously improved for almost 50 years now. So don't talk BS about P-cars, when you lack the ability to really compare.

That's also the main reason why I picked the H3 over the H2.

How I know all that stuff about P-cars (which aren't exotics in Germany at all, but H3s are!)?... Picture attached! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sharkster,

A) If you do not get the humor of the story, nevermind. Maybe because you are not here in US so you don't get the BS we get.

B) I don't know which quote are you referring to but I don't see anything wrong with the comparison in general. The 987 in the pic seems to be a non-S so it's a 2.7 liter, right? Real world mpg is what, 20? Comparing it to a H3 which probably gets high teens?

The 996 in the pic seems to be a Turbo and i know for a fact that is a gas guzzler. Real world mpg is 15-16 mpg if driven lightly! A little spirited driving you'll be looking at low teens. And my current 996 GT3 is getting 16 mpg but it has not been broken in yet so it may get better but it may get worse because I haven't even driven it past 4200 rpm yet http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

The Cayenne Turbo is in the same mpg neighborhood of the H2, if not worse depending on how you look at it. It does have much more hp but it is much smaller. Real world mpg is 12-13 http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Maybe you are getting much better mileage out there in the autobahn but here in US, real world mpg is not pretty. And that's what most tree huggers fail to realize, many cars out there are getting just as ****ty mpg but for whatever reason, only HUMMER gets the blame http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Btw, which porsche forum do you go on, that picture looks familiar?

wilfred

08-16-2005, 04:46 PM

Hummerdestroyer, you still have not answer my question on the other thread so I am asking you again.

Why are you here?

Don't give me that free public forum crap because we know you are a freeloader already but what is your purpose here?

Why are you here?

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

md_sailor

08-16-2005, 05:23 PM

Speaking of Exotic's to own in addition to Hummers, Has anyone seen the New Cayman that Porsche is bringing to the market? It looks like a nice addition to the stable.
With regard to HummerDestroyer, How do you justify your forum name and why are you here causing trouble? Is your life that Pathetic and unfulfilled? It would seem that you could better allocate your time saving Spotted Owls or bearded Gecko's?

Orbital H2

08-16-2005, 05:52 PM

that Cayman is a pretty hot ride. I believe that if you were a PCA member on or before 7/1(???) you could pick one up for a reasonable price.
doesn't spotted owl taste a lot like bald eagle?

mr.jeepster

08-16-2005, 06:00 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by md_sailor:
Speaking of Exotic's to own in addition to Hummers, Has anyone seen the New Cayman that Porsche is bringing to the market? It looks like a nice addition to the stable.
With regard to HummerDestroyer, How do you justify your forum name and why are you here causing trouble? Is your life that Pathetic and unfulfilled? It would seem that you could better allocate your time saving Spotted Owls or bearded Gecko's? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

HD's father was a spotted owl and his mother was a bearded gecko.
For those of you with a sense of humor, glad you enjoyed the tale of my little run-in. For those whose brain-housing units are lacking content, well, I pity you. Lighten up a little. Laugh. Love. Enjoy. Discover a positive passion. Or please shut the **** up and leave me alone!

Scott - living, laughing, and loving life.... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

md_sailor

08-16-2005, 06:04 PM

All I can say to that is AMEN!

CO Hummer

08-16-2005, 06:44 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wilfred:
Hummerdestroyer,
Why are you here? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He's sort of told you already. He's the defender of the internet and is here speak up on behalf of the entire net:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
When you people can form a cohesive argument, MAYBE you might get some online respect from the rest of the net. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

DennisAJC

08-16-2005, 06:52 PM

BAH! He's getting boring.

wilfred

08-16-2005, 07:26 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wilfred:
Hummerdestroyer,
Why are you here? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He's sort of told you already. He's the defender of the internet and is here speak up on behalf of the entire net:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
When you people can form a cohesive argument, MAYBE you might get some online respect from the rest of the net. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks to you COHummer, I am now cleaning coffee off of my monitor!!!

Sharkster

08-16-2005, 07:59 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wilfred:
Sharkster,

A) If you do not get the humor of the story, nevermind. Maybe because you are not here in US so you don't get the BS we get.

B) I don't know which quote are you referring to but I don't see anything wrong with the comparison in general. The 987 in the pic seems to be a non-S so it's a 2.7 liter, right? Real world mpg is what, 20? Comparing it to a H3 which probably gets high teens?

The 996 in the pic seems to be a Turbo and i know for a fact that is a gas guzzler. Real world mpg is 15-16 mpg if driven lightly! A little spirited driving you'll be looking at low teens. And my current 996 GT3 is getting 16 mpg but it has not been broken in yet so it may get better but it may get worse because I haven't even driven it past 4200 rpm yet http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

The Cayenne Turbo is in the same mpg neighborhood of the H2, if not worse depending on how you look at it. It does have much more hp but it is much smaller. Real world mpg is 12-13 http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Maybe you are getting much better mileage out there in the autobahn but here in US, real world mpg is not pretty. And that's what most tree huggers fail to realize, many cars out there are getting just as ****ty mpg but for whatever reason, only HUMMER gets the blame http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Btw, which porsche forum do you go on, that picture looks familiar? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Great comments... very competent, Wilfred... and yea... you identified all cars correctly. I also identified your GT3-II by the caps on the rims and the GT3-II wing. Great car. I hope you'll take it out to some trackdays... since that's what GT3s were originally built for. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I hang around at 6speedonline.com (my name is "Marx" there... The "Sharkster" guy at 6speedonline is NOT me) and at rennteam.com (my name is Martin J.S. there). I also run my own Porsche911 website (german) at evolution911.com or elfer-club.de.

I'm definitely into cars with an iconic design... which is the key reason why I got into HUMMERs. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

However an H1 or an H2 is simply not driveable in German city traffic (some roads are waaaaaay too narrow to navigate anything bigger than an H3 through them). I had a Mercedes ML 320 before I got my H3... and boy am I happy with that ride.

GM is about to introduce the H3 here in Europe officially and I'm sure that it could be huge success since so many of my buddies got bored with the soft streamlined Euro-SUV style (ML, X5, Range Rover, Cayenne etc.).

I was among the first 20 guys to onw a H3 here in Germany... so you know that there is a demand for cubic styled off-road "machos" over here. Mercedes Benz is going to cease the "G-model" production (by replacing it with a bigger ML, called either "G" or "MLX") next month... so except for the Range Rover, no "rough" European cubic styled SUVs over here left. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Iconic cars like the H3 could take GM to new heights over here (where they tried to gain ground without any success in the past), but unfortunately, most European GM-dealers do not realize the chance they get through the H3. Anyway... not my problem. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I'm happy with my H3 (no probs whatsoever during the first 3k miles).

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
BTW, nice collection of vehicles you got there http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sharkster:
not a real Porsche,... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I wouldn't throw that statement around because that is what some many say about the H2 and H3 http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Well... BOTH... The HUMMER H3, H2 and the Porsche Cayenne do not live up to the original idea the brand was built on. That's a simple fact no one could deny.

Orbital H2

08-16-2005, 08:01 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Another Howmuchamonther leasing a h2 to fit in with the joneses. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Can't hardly say trying to fit in when I had never seen one before the one I bought

CO Hummer

08-16-2005, 08:30 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
My point exactly. The difference? YOU CAN own the vehicles outright.

Another Howmuchamonther leasing a h2 to fit in with the joneses. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

HD,
I just want to formally THANK you for your very original insights and perspectives. This forum has been around for years and you are the very first to comment with these original thoughts. Wow! Keep them coming! Anxiously awaiting.....

KenP

08-16-2005, 09:02 PM

HD's troll rating continues to drop. Barely above a one. The repetition is terribly boring. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Orbital H2

08-16-2005, 09:22 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">HD's troll rating continues to drop. Barely above a one. The repetition is terribly boring. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He sounds like one of those left wing tree huggers, "tell yourself the lie enough times and it becomes the truth..."

Mr. Jeep

08-16-2005, 10:35 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
To HummerD,

Get a life! And, yes, the bank does own these cars.......just like the government owns the land that you reside on. Let's not forget how this all works, shall we? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My point exactly. The difference? YOU CAN own the vehicles outright.

Another Howmuchamonther leasing a h2 to fit in with the joneses. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
___________________________________________

You are a moron. You have a problem with me financing a vehicle? My choice! Do you own a house? Doubt it! If you do, do you make a payment? Probably! If you own it outright, do you pay taxes? Gotcha there!!! This means you don't own the land or the house it sits on! There are people that live in the box and people that choose to step outside the lines. Everyone here obviously knows where you reside. Financial success is only achieved by those who choose to take chances and your box is probably getting smaller and smaller by the day. Hopefully it squishes you in to gush soon so you will go away. I am certain that this forum is tired of hearing your obnoxious bull****.

Next time I step in some gushy stuff on the street, I'll think of you and throw the shoes away. Wouldn't want you to rub off on me!

Have a great day!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Mr. Jeep

08-16-2005, 10:38 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
To HummerD,

Get a life! And, yes, the bank does own these cars.......just like the government owns the land that you reside on. Let's not forget how this all works, shall we? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My point exactly. The difference? YOU CAN own the vehicles outright.

Another Howmuchamonther leasing a h2 to fit in with the joneses. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
_________________________________________

Oh, and by the way, I am the "Joneses"!!!

Mr. Jeep

08-16-2005, 10:41 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
My point exactly. The difference? YOU CAN own the vehicles outright.

Another Howmuchamonther leasing a h2 to fit in with the joneses. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

HD,
I just want to formally THANK you for your very original insights and perspectives. This forum has been around for years and you are the very first to comment with these original thoughts. Wow! Keep them coming! Anxiously awaiting..... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
_____________________________________

Oh no! We have another no life, get a job, moron entering the forum. One was enough! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

HummerNewbie

08-17-2005, 01:06 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
My point exactly. The difference? YOU CAN own the vehicles outright.

Another Howmuchamonther leasing a h2 to fit in with the joneses. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

HD,
I just want to formally THANK you for your very original insights and perspectives. This forum has been around for years and you are the very first to comment with these original thoughts. Wow! Keep them coming! Anxiously awaiting..... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
_____________________________________

Oh no! We have another no life, get a job, moron entering the forum. One was enough! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mrs. DF,

Maybe I am misunderstanding your statement but I believe you missed CO Hummers sarcasm.

Mr. Jeep

08-17-2005, 02:45 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
My point exactly. The difference? YOU CAN own the vehicles outright.

Another Howmuchamonther leasing a h2 to fit in with the joneses. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

HD,
I just want to formally THANK you for your very original insights and perspectives. This forum has been around for years and you are the very first to comment with these original thoughts. Wow! Keep them coming! Anxiously awaiting..... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
_____________________________________

Oh no! We have another no life, get a job, moron entering the forum. One was enough! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mrs. DF,

Maybe I am misunderstanding your statement but I believe you missed CO Hummers sarcasm. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
____________________________________________

I just reread it and you are correct. Oops! Sorry CO Hummer! I take it back, I promise! The "Proud Student" must have been the part that put my panties in a wad! No comments from anyone out there about my panties, please.

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!! After rereading it, that was damn funny.

KenP

08-17-2005, 02:56 PM

No panty jokes? Damn... What about "thong in a knot" jokes? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

HummerNewbie

08-17-2005, 03:03 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
No panty jokes? Damn... What about "thong in a knot" jokes? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

CO Hummer

08-17-2005, 04:25 PM

I was being serious. I mean, a normal troll just couldn't think up all of those witty, original, well thought out comments.

And I think you all better wise up. Remember, it's not just 'hummer destroyer' talking. He is speaking for ALL of the internet!

LasVegas

08-17-2005, 05:18 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
To HummerD,

Get a life! And, yes, the bank does own these cars.......just like the government owns the land that you reside on. Let's not forget how this all works, shall we? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My point exactly. The difference? YOU CAN own the vehicles outright.

Another Howmuchamonther leasing a h2 to fit in with the joneses. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I was going to stay out of this because HD has a right to say whatever he wants and is sometimes interesting. Now you're pissing me off HD. I finance every vehicle I buy, not because I have to but because I choose to. Why?

1. All this junk depreciates...rapidly. It's not like the investment is going to appreciate.
2. The bank loans the money at 5-6% interest. If I can't take that same money you would sink in a worthless depreciable piece of junk and make 25% + on it I'm not too bright.

Economics is not your strong point is it?

md_sailor

08-17-2005, 05:29 PM

Good Point! Plus..... It's not just a Truck it's a Tax Deduction http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

LasVegas

08-17-2005, 05:31 PM

And who needs safety ratings? Weight is weight. If my 8,000 + pound H2 hits one of your turdboxes, Volvo, Vulga or otherwise, guess who wins?

LasVegas

08-17-2005, 05:35 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by md_sailor:
Good Point! Plus..... It's not just a Truck it's a Tax Deduction http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>You bet. I love it when the government pays me to be ostentatious!

PARAGON

08-17-2005, 06:23 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LasVegas:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
To HummerD,

Get a life! And, yes, the bank does own these cars.......just like the government owns the land that you reside on. Let's not forget how this all works, shall we? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My point exactly. The difference? YOU CAN own the vehicles outright.

Another Howmuchamonther leasing a h2 to fit in with the joneses. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I was going to stay out of this because HD has a right to say whatever he wants and is sometimes interesting. Now you're pissing me off HD. I finance every vehicle I buy, not because I have to but because I choose to. Why?

1. All this junk depreciates...rapidly. It's not like the investment is going to appreciate.
2. The bank loans the money at 5-6% interest. If I can't take that same money you would sink in a worthless depreciable piece of junk and make 25% + on it I'm not too bright.

Economics is not your strong point is it? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>You are not going to be able to beat that into his numb skull, even with a brick of $100 bills. He and some of his JU/OT brethren listened to one too many episodes of Dave Ramsey on the importance of being debt free, at all costs. Even at the costs of saving/making money.

h2co-pilot

08-17-2005, 06:56 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
Another Howmuchamonther leasing a h2 to fit in with the joneses. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Which Jones' family are we talking about here?

My favorite Jones is Davy Jones. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif But there are a lot. James Earl, Indiana, Nora, Grace,....

Who is your favorite Jones??? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

PARAGON

08-17-2005, 07:13 PM

Basketball Jones

Andy C

08-17-2005, 07:45 PM

Jonesey - the cat in Alien.

Orbital H2

08-17-2005, 09:42 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I DO live DEBT FREE </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mom must be a good cook, can I come over for dinner?

PARAGON

08-17-2005, 09:43 PM

DennisAJC

08-17-2005, 09:50 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
that just makes you look like an ass. Should I show you what an H2 looks like after a small(under 30MPH) crash? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

By you not knowing the true story behind the picture made you look like an ass and a liar.

You've just proved youself as a bitter have-not trying to hurt the feewings of the people you so deperately want to be.

This pleases me. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

You are pathetic. I sympathize with your struggle. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

HummerNewbie

08-17-2005, 10:11 PM

HummerNewbie

08-17-2005, 10:21 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
And as for Owning my HOUSES, I DO. Outright. All 15 of them. I RENT to people like you.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

So you own 15 houses, good for you if that is the true case. Based on your previous statements about the price of property where you are that would be the equivalent of 1, maybe 2, decent houses around here.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
Know how I did it? BY NOT HOWMUCHAMONTHING Vehicles.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

So own these properties because you don't buy or lease a new vehicle. Well lets see, 486 doors residential (both multi and single family properties) and 10 commercial properties (will be 11 on Friday) with multiple tenants each, four companies other than real estate LLCs, all while leasing three vehicles. Ok, does it sound like lease is hurting the financial growth here?
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

h2co-pilot

08-17-2005, 10:23 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:

I do know the true story behind that picture. The inital impact on the car IN FRONT of the H2 was around 32 MPH. From the actual news story...

Rodney Udd, who owns the Hummer of Alaska dealership in Anchorage, was treated at and released from Providence Alaska Medical Center on Monday after he drove his Hummer through a red light, hit two vehicles and then sped down the road, where he hit two more vehicles, police said. (Photo by Bill Roth / Anchorage Daily News)

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's funny because I just found that story and it said nothing about a 32 mph collision. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif Rodney was also a contributor of funds amounting to $3,500. to the republican party and is in auto sales in Anchorage.

I checked these to see if maybe you misread it somewhere but no. OOPSIE!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

link: (scroll down a bit)

http://sessionghost.com/RockOn/Dude/hdhoag/Hummer2.html

link 2:

http://www.clubavalanche.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=2227& (http://www.clubavalanche.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=2227&)

link 3: same paragraph

http://www.rcuniverse.com/forum/m_2345172/mpage_2/tm.htm

Real Story:

Hummer wreaks rush-hour chaos
CRASHES: Driver runs light, hits four vehicles, police say.

By Peter Porco
Anchorage Daily News

(Published: August 27, 2002)

At least two people were injured Monday afternoon after a motorist drove a new Hummer through a red light, slammed into two vehicles and then sped down the wrong side of the road and hit two more vehicles, police said.

One car hit by the Hummer caromed into a van, making for a total of six vehicles in what looked to other drivers like a demolition derby.

The man behind the wheel of the Hummer was Rodney Udd. He owns the Hummer of Alaska dealership on Fifth Avenue, according to salesman Howard Castle at Anchorage Chrysler Dodge, Hummer's parent company.

Udd was treated at and released from Providence Alaska Medical Center, a nursing supervisor said. He could not be reached for comment Monday night.

Police Sgt. Gil Davis said police are still investigating.

"There doesn't seem to be any alcohol involved," he said. "It may be some kind of medical problem, maybe a seizure."

The crash tied up rush-hour traffic on DeBarr Road. At 6:15 p.m., two hours later, the maroon Hummer lay crossways in the eastbound lanes of DeBarr, its front end mashed to an unrecognizable tangle, its door alarm ringing and radio playing.

"It's still got that new-car smell," Davis said.

The 2003 Hummer, Castle said, was Udd's demonstration model, worth about $60,000. It was totaled, police said.

The Hummer, southbound on Airport Heights Drive, had stopped for a red light at DeBarr. The driver sat through the green light, Davis said, and when the light changed again to red, he took off into the intersection.

Tammy Morse, a 32-year-old delivery driver westbound on DeBarr, was behind the wheel of the first vehicle struck by the Hummer, a white Pet Pantry van. She braked hard and the Hummer opened a hole in her front bumper but bounced away into another vehicle, she said.

"He just plowed through everybody else," said Morse, who was uninjured. "He ignored me, hit the extended-cab (truck) and turned and headed down the sidewalk."

The Hummer spun around after striking the second vehicle and then sped west down the eastbound side of DeBarr, she said.

"I couldn't believe it," Morse said.

It seemed even more shocking to Jenette Jemison, a 21-year-old student driving east in her sister's late-model Mazda sedan.

Heading up the hill outside Alaska Regional Hospital, Jemison found the square-nosed, wide-body Hummer -- the civilian version of the military's Humvee -- coming straight for her.

"He was on the sidewalk, and I'm thinking, 'What the hell!' " Jemison said. " 'He's going to turn away.' But he doesn't. He just keeps coming."

Jemison said traffic was heavy and drivers around her were blowing their horns and trying to get out of the way. She squeezed left but not far enough. The Hummer came off the sidewalk and smashed into the Mazda, spinning it into the left lane, where it was hit by a van.

A few car lengths later, the Hummer smashed head-on into a Dodge Ram pickup. "That ended it," Davis said.

The pickup driver, unidentified Monday evening, was treated for minor injuries at Providence and released, Davis said

HummerNewbie

08-17-2005, 10:26 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
...was treated at and released...
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

As you said above. My response was that he basically walked away. Never said he didn't get in trouble, he obviously would http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif My very clear point was that he wasn't seriously hurt after hitting 4 vehicles. All information taken straight from you post. If you don't like the information, then don't post it in the first place.

HummerNewbie

08-17-2005, 10:41 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">At least two people were injured Monday afternoon after a motorist drove a new Hummer through a red light, slammed into two vehicles and then sped down the wrong side of the road and hit two more vehicles, police said. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Doesn't say how far it sped down the wrong side of the road does it? Could have been two blocks for all you know. That also does not take into account the speed of the other vehicle.

LasVegas

08-17-2005, 10:57 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA Rent Free Much?

And as for Owning my HOUSES, I DO. Outright. All 15 of them. I RENT to people like you.

Know how I did it? BY NOT HOWMUCHAMONTHING Vehicles. And Overpriced, useless one at that. Why buy a new vehicle just to say you own a new vehicle? When a 15+ Y.O one does the EXACT SAME THING? And Ms Fox, I pay more in TAXES every year than your little H2 COST. I probably SPEND more than that H2 cost JUST for the tax breaks.

And Paragon, I DO live DEBT FREE. The only bills I have are normal household bills, plus a Flatrate water bill of 1200/Quarter, and about 40K in taxes/year. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>15 HOUSES? You're nothing but a POS piker. Listen sonny, by the time I was 28 years old (many years ago) I owned well over 60 investment properties including a 17 story hotel plus 4 businesses, all earned, not free, and on OPM. Who the hell are you trying to impress? Truth be known you probably don't even own an outhouse to dump your bull**** in.

HummerNewbie

08-17-2005, 10:59 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LasVegas:
..all earned, not free, and on OPM. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

OPM, got to love it. Always the best way to make more for your self.

DRTYFN

08-17-2005, 11:00 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:

She's a GREAT cook...and she lives for FREE in my FIRST house I bought.

Kinda a present for teaching me the RIGHT way to live....not like you people here. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Your post was very nice- until the last 5 words. Too bad. Bet your mom didn't teach you to act that way.

LasVegas

08-17-2005, 11:12 PM

Mr. Jeep

08-17-2005, 11:28 PM

Oh, this is seriously getting carried away! There are so many responses to so many things that I have read that I am going to number them.

1. Hummer D - You rent to people like me? Let me take an hour to laugh my as*** off. I've done quite a bit more than you when it comes to your claim of real estate investments including vegas strip side condos so don't go there w/ me. I don't buy a vehicle for the purposes you state, I buy them because I want them and purchasing (not leasing) is the smart way to go for me! How much money do you put in to your clanker of a vehicle or, more important, how much will you? You also have apparently not wanted to comment on the fact that you really don't own these homes due to the fact that when you stop paying taxes the government takes them away. No matter what, the government does own your so-called houses. Hehe. I still havn't figured out why it's a good thing that you pay more in taxes each year than my H2 cost. A bit warped. Hate to tell ya but you don't live debt free per your own admission.

2. Hummer Newbie - good job!! And, by the way, regarding the thong knot.......that would be called something else. Hint: starts w/ an "e"!

3. H2 co-pilot - thank you for the facts!

4. Las Vegas - Thank you for the out-house comment because I truly feel I'm wasting my time debating w/ a loser that doesn't have a pot to piss in!

I was going to keep going on w/ Hummer D but have decided to not waste my time.

Have a nice ride all!!!!

"Mrs" (not Ms, HD) Fox http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

HummerNewbie

08-18-2005, 12:07 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
Hummer Newbie - good job!! And, by the way, regarding the thong knot.......that would be called something else. Hint: starts w/ an "e"!
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Thanks

Andy C

08-18-2005, 12:08 AM

Hummerdestrrreeewmw-oh bollocks I cant eveb spell roght now - ****faced - sorry.

Ballbag - thats all I am goimg to say - if you have a problem with that - pm me and we wil disiss further,

idiot.

LasVegas

08-18-2005, 12:12 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Andy C H2 hasbeen:
Hummerdestrrreeewmw-oh bollocks I cant eveb spell roght now - ****faced - sorry.

Ballbag - thats all I am goimg to say - if you have a problem with that - pm me and we wil disiss further,

idiot. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Have another pint...hell quart! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Mr. Jeep

08-18-2005, 12:16 AM

Just in case the moron (HD) thinks I'm blowing smoke, here are the pics of cars and our house that probably has more equity in it than all of his so-called possessions that he states he has.

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Andy C

08-18-2005, 12:18 AM

Mrs D - I realise that you guys are in debt up to your eyeballs - but for gods sake refinance the house and buy a better camera

Andy C

08-18-2005, 12:19 AM

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gifsorry forgot to add that

Mr. Jeep

08-18-2005, 12:25 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Andy C H2 hasbeen:
Mrs D - I realise that you guys are in debt up to your eyeballs - but for gods sake refinance the house and buy a better camera </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
____________________________________________

I have a better camera, a much better camera, but I was running out of light (couldn't find it) so we used the cell phone! Thanks for the advice however..............I think? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Andy C

08-18-2005, 12:27 AM

Can somebody back me up here and let her knoe I am harmless

Mr. Jeep

08-18-2005, 12:28 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Andy C H2 hasbeen:
Can somebody back me up here and let her knoe I am harmless </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
_________________________________________

I was joking!!!!! Big smiley face!!!

Andy C

08-18-2005, 12:34 AM

DennisAJC

08-18-2005, 12:53 AM

HD,

You can't manage 15 trailerhomes in a Trailer Park and turn around to say you own 15 houses.

That's just misleading. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Mr. Jeep

08-18-2005, 01:00 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
HD,

You can't manage 15 trailerhomes in a Trailer Park and turn around to say you own 15 houses.

That's just misleading. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
_______________________________________________

Okay, you got me laughing with that one!!! Gotta love ya!

Rubiconman

08-18-2005, 01:50 AM

You folks here are freekin hilarious http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

PARAGON

08-18-2005, 03:12 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
Oopsie...do I see a Tag number there?
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>Yeah, so. There are many pictures with tag numbers clearly visible here. And damn, it's quite cool how you can get out of momma's house and look down the street and you'll see tags on other people's cars. Glad you've graduated to being able to recognize an automobile tag.

dochummer

08-18-2005, 03:30 AM

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day in the...

h2co-pilot

08-18-2005, 09:39 AM

neighborhood, would you be mine. Oh, could you be mine.

TBDAugs

08-18-2005, 11:52 AM

Great newspaper story

"Still had that new car smell."

Now that's funny raight thar, don't care how yew are.

BluecollarAugs

mr.jeepster

08-18-2005, 12:20 PM

Oopsie...do I see a Tag number there?

Really smart, driving a Vette as a DD by the way.

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

EDIT: I also think it's funny that you are fighting your husband's battle for him. Guess we know who wears the pants in that family....[/QUOTE]

Hd - do you even KNOW any women besides your mother? The Mrs. and I have a partnership - not just a sexual relationship like you have with your Mom. She is an intelligent, beautiful woman who fights whatever battles she likes. As for seeing the tag on her car, oh PLEASE do tell...what would a piece of **** like you do with the info? PLEASE tell me you'd come pay us a visit? PLEASE????? I'd love to meat you. No, I know how to spell. I meant meat you. LMFAO
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Scott
'03 H2 Black Adv. Pkg. w/10"DVD

mr.jeepster

08-18-2005, 12:25 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
HD,

You can't manage 15 trailerhomes in a Trailer Park and turn around to say you own 15 houses.

That's just misleading. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And by the way - THAT was funny as hell. I almost spit coffee on my screen.

Scott

Mr. Jeep

08-18-2005, 02:40 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
Just in case the moron (HD) thinks I'm blowing smoke, here are the pics of cars and our house that probably has more equity in it than all of his so-called possessions that he states he has.

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oopsie...do I see a Tag number there?

Really smart, driving a Vette as a DD by the way.

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

EDIT: I also think it's funny that you are fighting your husband's battle for him. Guess we know who wears the pants in that family.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
___________________________________________

And as far as the "DD" thing? You must be thinking about your mother and meal time. I just have 34 B's. (What in the hell does DD mean???????) http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Orbital H2

08-18-2005, 02:48 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Really smart, driving a Vette as a DD by the way. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
DD= Daily Driver or grocery getter
Vette are great grocery getters, you can driver the wheels off of them,(i have seen many with well over 200kmiles, easy to repair and a lot cheaper to own and operate than other vehicles in their performance range, they are great fun and get excellent mileage. ~28mpg hwy and ~18 or better city

Mr. Jeep

08-18-2005, 02:56 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by desertfox:
Oopsie...do I see a Tag number there?

Really smart, driving a Vette as a DD by the way.

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

EDIT: I also think it's funny that you are fighting your husband's battle for him. Guess we know who wears the pants in that family.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hd - do you even KNOW any women besides your mother? The Mrs. and I have a partnership - not just a sexual relationship like you have with your Mom. She is an intelligent, beautiful woman who fights whatever battles she likes. As for seeing the tag on her car, oh PLEASE do tell...what would a piece of **** like you do with the info? PLEASE tell me you'd come pay us a visit? PLEASE????? I'd love to meat you. No, I know how to spell. I meant meat you. LMFAO
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Scott
'03 H2 Black Adv. Pkg. w/10"DVD[/QUOTE]
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Sorry hon, but I have already discussed the word "partnership" with him and I'll bet that he still hasn't looked it up in the dictionary. Once again, HD, it's under "P". That comes just after "O" and just before "Q". Oh, and you can find that book at the local library which should be within 3 hours distance of the cave you live in (w/ your mother). As a matter of fact, I just remembered you don't have a Hummer! No chance of going anywhere from where you dwell! What does rat meat taste like, by the way? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Mr. Jeep

08-18-2005, 03:13 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Really smart, driving a Vette as a DD by the way. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
DD= Daily Driver or grocery getter
Vette are great grocery getters, you can driver the wheels off of them,(i have seen many with well over 200kmiles, easy to repair and a lot cheaper to own and operate than other vehicles in their performance range, they are great fun and get excellent mileage. ~28mpg hwy and ~18 or better city </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

__________________________________________

Ah, gotchya! Need to get used to the lingo, I guess. And, by the way, you are correct! Thanks for the support!!

Orbital H2

08-18-2005, 03:18 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">And, by the way, you are correct! Thanks for the support!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I used to drive a 87 rag top, one of the least expensive cars I ever owned. I have recently convinced a couple of friends that were looking at sports cars to consider the Vette nad they have bought them.

dochummer

08-18-2005, 08:19 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I just have 34 B's. (What in the hell does DD mean???????) http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks for the info! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

.............won't you be my neighbor.....

wilfred

08-18-2005, 11:04 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
...And as for Owning my HOUSES, I DO. Outright. All 15 of them. I RENT to people like you... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

15 of these maybe http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

wilfred

08-18-2005, 11:05 PM

But I got 15 of these... all on Park Place http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

DennisAJC

08-19-2005, 01:22 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hummer destroyer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
Just in case the moron (HD) thinks I'm blowing smoke, here are the pics of cars and our house that probably has more equity in it than all of his so-called possessions that he states he has.

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oopsie...do I see a Tag number there?

Really smart, driving a Vette as a DD by the way.

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

EDIT: I also think it's funny that you are fighting your husband's battle for him. Guess we know who wears the pants in that family.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
OMG, Owned yet again http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

OMG!!! LMFAO!!!!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

wilfred

08-19-2005, 02:00 AM

Alec W, are you counting how many times this hummerdestroyer been owned? It seems that's all you typed lately http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

KenP

08-19-2005, 02:06 AM

"Owned again!" LMAO... Again!

DennisAJC

08-19-2005, 02:08 AM

BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Orbital H2

08-19-2005, 02:41 AM

Damn that light just went on

HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ

08-19-2005, 02:52 AM

My response to MPG guestion if I can tell they are looking for trouble is.

Well it is like owning a Jag. If You have to ask what the tuneup cost You probably should not be looking to buy one so, I figure with My H2 if i was needing to keep up with the MPG I did not need to own one. I do not know what it gets cause it does not matter to Me. I just pay the gas card when it comes.

TAZ

DennisAJC

08-19-2005, 02:57 AM

Is it that stuff you put in the H2 to make go?

wilfred

08-19-2005, 03:44 AM

wilfred

08-19-2005, 03:45 AM

wilfred

08-19-2005, 03:45 AM

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

DRTYFN

08-19-2005, 03:53 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wilfred:
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's ok... we know you're predisposed to be http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif.

dochummer

08-19-2005, 01:56 PM

Shows a lot of class and maturity to post someone's info on the web like that. Not that it's hard to find...just shows how immature you are.

mr.jeepster

08-19-2005, 02:21 PM

HD,
I just visited the website you tout at the bottom of every post. You are a strangely bored little boy, aren't you? When you turned 18 and your Mother threw you off her tit, did it really cause this severe a mental problem? If you would spend more time in the gay bars and less on the net, you might actually get SOME fullfilment out of your otherwise pathetic, dreary, twisted little life. I for one vow here and now to simply ignore further posts from you as the ramblings of an angry and lost little man. Best of luck to you. I mean that. May they find a cure before the AIDS takes its full toll.

Scott

DennisAJC

08-19-2005, 02:23 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by desertfox:
HD,
I just visited the website you tout at the bottom of every post. You are a strangely bored little boy, aren't you? When you turned 18 and your Mother threw you off her tit, did it really cause this severe a mental problem? If you would spend more time in the gay bars and less on the net, you might actually get SOME fullfilment out of your otherwise pathetic, dreary, twisted little life. I for one vow here and now to simply ignore further posts from you as the ramblings of an angry and lost little man. Best of luck to you. I mean that. May they find a cure before the AIDS takes its full toll.

Scott </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DennisAJC

08-19-2005, 02:53 PM

YAWN! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

We were playing that joke here 2 YEARS ago. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Do you get owned this easy in real life?

Mr. Jeep

08-19-2005, 02:57 PM

HD,

Ya know, I try to follow your posts just for a good laugh each morning but you tend to make it extremely difficult!

I'm gettin really tired of the blahblahblahblahblahblahblah thing you write.

And, I don't think I would ever open anything you send in your posts in fear of contamination! Or would that be damnation?

h2co-pilot

08-19-2005, 04:13 PM

Hummerdestroyer = Storydude = Chester

DennisAJC

08-19-2005, 04:14 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Hummerdestroyer = Storydude = Chester </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Damn! I hate pedophiles. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

wilfred

08-19-2005, 08:35 PM

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif Woopeedoo ... what's next? Your PEOPLE is gonna get us? No no! It's the FBI knocking on our doors http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

h2co-pilot

08-19-2005, 10:53 PM

You mean you won't forget, mighty enraged one. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Frenzy

08-22-2005, 02:28 PM

Great readin' bro !!! I too find it so amusing that so many people hate H2's or any other big SUV's or pickup trucks. Heck, I don't like japanese junk either, but I don't go to people and tell 'em this or start a hate site. I don't care what anyone drives, as long as they let me do what I want.

Take care !!

Filip
Belgium

Frenzy

08-22-2005, 02:29 PM

PS : you should see the ugly looks I get when I drive my big american Dodge Ram on our tiny little belgian roads... HILARIOUS !!! Trucks like Dodge, Chevy, Gmc, Hummer are very very very rare over here !!

Jim_Cantore

08-22-2005, 04:33 PM

Do people really hate the H2 that much?

H2Finally

08-22-2005, 04:47 PM

Naah, these trolls are here as a favor to entertain us ol-timers of the forum... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

If you poll real-live owners H2 across the nation, most would agree that the sheer JOY of driving such a controversial rig goes hand-in-hand, and ENHANCES our love in buying such LikeNothingElse design in the first place.

Especially if you take the H2 off-roading and especially if you drive a http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif PEWTER POWER H2 BABY!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

I.E., people that does NOT want attention will NOT buy the H2. Real H2 owners LOVE the constant attention... especially for a 3-year-ol design that STILL FAILS to blend-in with the boring masses!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

PARAGON

08-22-2005, 06:21 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jim_Cantore:
Do people really hate the H2 that much? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Nope, only the little pre-teen girls from OT/JU. And I don't know if you could really call them "people," anyway.

Jim_Cantore

08-22-2005, 10:27 PM

What is OT/JU?

PARAGON

08-22-2005, 11:48 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jim_Cantore:
What is OT/JU? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Why? You interested in pre-teen girls, sicko?

Jim_Cantore

08-22-2005, 11:53 PM

I was just curious with all teh obsession, with this OT/JU.

PARAGON

08-23-2005, 12:06 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jim_Cantore:
I was just curious with all teh obsession, with this OT/JU. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Meh

HummerGuzzler

08-31-2005, 01:22 AM

iono...my buddy's porche (boxter s) gets around 18...way above 10...hmmm...i see a trend here... republicans and lying....hmmm

but what if it was an honest question by somebody who was curious? to be outright disrispectful is wrong...you really shouldnt do that to people...people will have the impressions that your an ass...but, your driving an h2...you must be assproof then?

h2co-pilot

08-31-2005, 01:30 AM

Do you think this is new to us young man? Maybe if you knew how to spell you would be taken somewhat seriously. Why don't you get Mommy and Daddy to buy you an education, then you can come back and tell us adults what you have learned.

HummerGuzzler

08-31-2005, 01:38 AM

Its too bad that adults cant even act responsible these days. I guess its the oil money in their pockets. My clauses and phrases I thought would be somewhat easy to read. I guess I am wrong though, because you have hard times reading. I for one have a fabulous education. As a 13 year old, I am taking 3 high school credits this year *middle school still* and help out with National Honor Society. I also helped community service with Katrina refugees.

Also: the only missplellings in the last post are "iono", which was on purpose. I made up a few words, hardly a misspelling, and it goes back to my Jewish roots. I just had a lack of caring about capitalization rules and puntuation rules. Oh well, its hard living the life of proving asswipes/jerks/rude/ignorant pigs wrong.

h2co-pilot

08-31-2005, 01:44 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerGuzzler:
Its too bad that adults cant even act responsible these days. I guess its the oil money in their pockets. My clauses and phrases I thought would be somewhat easy to read. I guess I am wrong though, because you have hard times reading. I for one have a fabulous education. As a 13 year old, I am taking 3 high school credits this year *middle school still* and help out with National Honor Society. I also helped community service with Katrina refugees.

Also: the only missplellings in the last post are "iono", which was on purpose. I made up a few words, hardly a misspelling, and it goes back to my Jewish roots. I just had a lack of caring about capitalization rules and puntuation rules. Oh well, its hard living the life of proving asswipes/jerks/rude/ignorant pigs wrong. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, my conclusion is since you are only thirteen, your parents neglect you. Seeing that it is late at night and you are on the computer unmonitored. That is really sad.