My new plates/tags

[squandith]

http://www.liquidtruth.com/jeep/plates_small.jpg

[squandith]

http://www.liquidtruth.com/jeep/plates_small.jpg

[Kevin B]

Heres another shot. Sorry you can't see the plate in this one.

[squandith]

I want to punch that guy in the face. That's a crime.

[Kevin B]

Go whine about on a jeep board http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif.

[squandith]

Just thought I'd share my plates. No whining here.

[Kevin B]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I want to punch that guy in the face. That's a crime. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Sounds like a whine to me.

[squandith]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Wow, can't believe you were so ignorant that you actually paid to personalize your plate </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I had the 5 bucks

[Kevin B]

Dont forget to warn other with this sticker:

[squandith]

Nobody in my family is that dumb so I'm not too worried about it...

And if by some chance that were to happen...I'd still love them but hate their H2.

[squandith]

I'm confident that lack of intelligence is not my problem. I just enjoy pissing off the soccer moms and the guys who buy them as some poor choice of a status symbol. I'll give an H2 driver props if I'm out wheeling and he's not stuck yet.

[4churchill]

YOU'RE A TOOL! And I'm pretty sure you drive THE UGLIEST VEHICLE I HAVE EVER SEEN. Go do some arts & crafts with your other special friends http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[RI Hummer]

Given the amount of bling on your Jeep why would you even care about an H2? Those rims and tires only show your vehicle will never see any off roading what so ever. Do you even know where your 4WD shifter is located? You should have got "LV UR RS" instead so as you ride with your Honda Civic homeys they may give you some respect. Do you hate our H2's because we can actually afford one?

Go on admit it, if you could afford more than the $8,000 for the used '99 Jeep, a $100 bra, $200 worth or tinny chrome and $2000 wheels you would own the Hum Deville!

Go hang around on the Miata boards with other people of your type.

[4churchill]

http://www.hdpixel.com/gallery/data/500/54hhhhh-med.JPG

[squandith]

Ok, now really...who here is showing the lower form of intelligence. Get off your high horse. I'm not in high school and have a great paying job by which I could afford an H2 if I wanted to. Don't be upset with me because you overpaid for an incapable monstrosity of a vehicle which you're probably stretching your budget just to make payments on.

[GVME20]

I think they look good! Maybe someone will steal them,I would... I know your not serious about wheeling and giving props to H2 owners because I'm sure that your ride has never been off the pavement.

Maybe some Virginia H2 owners will invite you out wheelin (or not), or maybe while your out wheelin and showing how much you hate the H2 they will be nice enough to push you over a cliff you pole smoker.

[squandith]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RI Hummer:
Given the amount of bling on your Jeep why would you even care about an H2? Those rims and tires only show your vehicle will never see any off roading what so ever. Do you even know where your 4WD shifter is located? You should have got "LV UR RS" instead so as you ride with your Honda Civic homeys they may give you some respect. Do you hate our H2's because we can actually afford one?

Go on admit it, if you could afford more than the $8,000 for the used '99 Jeep, a $100 bra, $200 worth or tinny chrome and $2000 wheels you would own the Hum Deville!

Go hang around on the Miata boards with other people of your type. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's not my jeep, friend.

[4churchill]

the only thing stretching here is the width of the hole you are digging yourself into! Get out while you still can http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

BTW: what is "Stratching" is that an olympic sport?

[KenP]

Virginia huh? I hope I don't run you over.

[squandith]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">what is "Stratching" is that an olympic sport? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

hah...i think it's canadian http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif. And I will heed your advice. Have a good day.

[4churchill]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by squandith:
hah...i think it's canadian http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Let's get Dennis in on this one....Does anyone else have a Canadian dictonary? I left mine at Tim Horton's http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Kevin B]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">That's not my jeep, friend. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


No, here's his jeep before the plate change

[partsguy]

I've seen that one at the island of boracay in
the Philippines or Makati http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[Dan]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by squandith:
Ok, now really...who here is showing the lower form of intelligence. Get off your high horse. I'm not in high school and have a great paying job by which I could afford an H2 if I wanted to. Don't be upset with me because you overpaid for an incapable monstrosity of a vehicle which you're probably stretching your budget just to make payments on. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shouldn't you be on your paper route right now? Or do you have the AM route and work at Hot Dog on a Stick in the afternoon?

E-dodgeball is missing you, Abercrombie fag. Rent free, right Andy?

[JamesT]

Im flattered. This guy spends his hard earned money to express feelings about somebody else's truck. Look looser. Isnt your $$$ better spent on buying weed or crack or what ever it is you no doubt do. Maybe spend it on oh, I dont know, food for the family maybe milk for the kids. Why do this? Is this supposed to be some type of macho bull**** expression that makes you feel like a man? You mention you have a high paying job. Bad news looser, selling newspapers on the corner doest qualify. Please...go away. Go jerk off to a JEEP catalog. What ever floats your peas and carrots. Just go away!

Respectfully Yours.

[4churchill]

Jeff did you really quit your job, or youre just tired of us asking you stupid questions? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Kevin B]

It's funny, he will most likely get flamed on the jeep boards too, which im sure he will post a picture on. He is destined to be a lonely boy. I can hear him now "the idea sounded pretty good after a few hits of chronic".

That plate will be a reminder of a very stupid decision he made in his younger days as it sits nailed to the wall of his garage errrrr bedroom.

[tower]

Dear Squid Dance,

Please don’t take the ribbing from my colleagues too seriously. I applaud your choice of plates. I consider it a tribute to the H2 and a show of respect that you have emblazoned on your vehicle (upon which you obviously spent time and money) your jealousy of the vehicle you covet and would actually prefer to own. And I salute your bravery for so claiming on this site.
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[SOCRATES]

We all know who encompassess 95% of Jeep owners, don't we? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[SOCRATES]

I guess the love affair starts early:

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
Dear Squid Dance,

Please don’t take the ribbing from my colleagues too seriously. I applaud your choice of plates. I consider it a tribute to the H2 and a show of respect that you have emblazoned on your vehicle (upon which you obviously spent time and money) your jealousy of the vehicle you covet and would actually prefer to own. And I salute your bravery for so claiming on this site.
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Exactly and......

[tower]

Soc, that's too damned funny!

Squid, here's a little tease for ya.

[SOCRATES]

Tower,

That's a great plate! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[RI Hummer]

Ok so he hates Hummers and loves his Jeep. Problem is that he loves his Jeep too much. Here's a picture of him humping the wheel.

[Dug]

Hey squadith to pissith , who thought up your plate for you UR boyfriend.

[RAM H2 RYDER]

http://www.highsiden.com/net/wimp.jpg
I like his frame.

[XM DUDE]

This crap is so stupid! Why would you do that? Just to be an ass?!! Does it really matter what you wheel, this pissing contest is so stupid! We should worry about tree huggers closing trail down, but instead we start these pissing contests, Grow up people High school is over!

[RAM H2 RYDER]

It's all in fun XM.

[tower]

Thanks, Soc.

XM Dude, don't take this so seriously, Squid Dance doesn't. Now go for a drive in your H2 and you know you'll feel better when you get home. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Longhorn]

What a loser. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[Longhorn]

Please post some full pictures of your truck.

It is a Liberty right?? What is it for your new Commando?

[XM DUDE]

OK I guess I missed the humor.

[ROX]

I think its Funny! It's no different than the H1 license plate bracket that says "Death Before H2".

It's just jealousy! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[NJ H2]

http://photos.imageevent.com/benza/movingpics/plates_small.jpg

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by squandith:
I want to punch that guy in the face. That's a crime. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, well I want to cave in your face and then stand over you and thoroughly soak you with asparagus & beer urine. I might even want to leave a peanut-eyed corn-backed brown snake curled up on your chest. Depends on what I'd eaten.

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SOCRATES:
We all know who encompassess 95% of Jeep owners, don't we? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, we do. Homogheys.

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
I think its Funny! It's no different than the H1 license plate bracket that says "Death Before H2".

It's just jealousy! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You mean the H1 that I pulled up the dunes? If she'd had that plate frame then she'd still be sitting there.

[devilsfan]

Oooh, Squidturd has inspired me. I'm going to take the afternoon off work to go post on every Lamborghini, Ferrari, Range Rover, Maserati, and Porsche board and tell them they're all losers for spending their money on cars that will NEVER be driven how they're supposed to be.

Who cares? What business is it of yours what people do with their own cash? It's not like it's coming from a community pot and you're suffering for it. If someone wants to spend their money on a house, or vacation, or boat, or car, then big deal. There are a lot of Jeep owners on this board who show a lot more maturity and go wheeling with H2s all the time. Now that you've posted your plate and we know who you are, you can be assured that the next time you get flipped, there won't be many folks willing to help you get your fat ass out of your truck.

Stacy

[squandith]

You guys are funny http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I should probably apologize to you guys since most of you are probably the percentage of owners that actually do hit some trails and not just pavement. Some of your posts really did give me a good chuckle though. Hope all of you know i'm just poking a little fun...I appreciate all the jeep humor http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

If any of you ever happen to be in the tidewater/hampton roads area I'll buy you a beer to make up for any hard feelingshttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[h2co-pilot]

AWWWWWH! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[KenP]

Great to hear that, squandith. You owe me and my "h2co-pilot" a beer. Smokehouse on Shore Drive works anytime. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[ROX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SOCRATES:
We all know who encompassess 95% of Jeep owners, don't we? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, we do. Homogheys. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

AWWWW MAN! I think I know this guy! I'm sure he drives a Jeep. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Great to hear that, squandith. You owe me and my "h2co-pilot" a beer. Smokehouse on Shore Drive works anytime. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hold on there Kenneth, please refer to the "It rubs the lotion on itself" thread in the off-topic. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifHe is a stranger...Squandith,I take back this pic I posted earlier...for you, don't know about your mom yet though http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Too funny DRTY!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[squandith]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:

Hold on there Kenneth, please refer to the "It rubs the lotion on itself" thread in the off-topic. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifHe is a stranger...Squandith,I take back this pic I posted earlier...for you, don't know about your mom yet though http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

haha...there will be no lotion rubbing of any sort. Is smokehose by hometown hereos and grace bible? If so...I'm down sometime next week as long as you guys promise not to jump me before i get inhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif I live really close by. how's thursday?

[KenP]

Yes, it's where the Hideaway used to be right between HomeTown and Grace. We were out a couple of weeks ago down there. Did you see the white Excursion limo? We started at Hot Tuna, then to a couple of places in Norfolk, back to Smokehouse and finally to Hot Tuna again.

We won't be able to make it Thursday, though.

[squandith]

Sounds like you guys know how to party. Just let me know when is good for you thenhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif I'll live up to my word...might even buy a couple rounds http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

anytime next thursday or after...just let me know...i'll be sure to park next to youhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[4churchill]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by squandith:
i'll be sure to park next to youhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Just don't look for his HUMMER. All that thing does is sit on the carpet in his garage, under a cover http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif, so his wifey doesn't put boogers on it (long story http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif) Squid Glad to see you can handle defeat http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

CHURCH!, don't say anything! I was already starting to rustle up some good boogs for the Jeep! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Squidward..you can park under us http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[partsguy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
Jeff did you really quit your job, or youre just tired of us asking you stupid questions? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Still here Too many-----guys around here. like superman,antman,batman
spiderman.So fred it is http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifI have yet to get a mindless question.Thanks for asking

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by squandith:
haha...there will be no lotion rubbing of any sort. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

There will be lotion rubbed, and it will be rubbed on your face. And it will be Ken's nutrient rich man-lotion. You've heard the stories about how ingesting it is good for your hair... well, rubbing it on your face will do wonders for your complexion. Just don't glue stick your eyes shut.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

I really want to explain how that demonstration works. But I'm afraid to. The booger monster may get me again. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif But it's something about protein deposits, luffa, suds... Heck, nevermind. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[h2co-pilot]

I just saw these posts you sick little monkeys!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif I thought protein was good for the chest? Kenny! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif..

[DRTYFN]

Your skin is going to be positively <span class="ev_code_YELLOW">RADIANT!!!</span> http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Ken, can you take pictures of her face with the "lotion" on it? A pic of it on her piscobos would be nice, too.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Piscobos!!? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Piscobos!!? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's right- PISCOBOS!!!

Ken, have you started the facial process yet?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Whatever...Mosh girl wants some lotion from your humplumas.....

[DRTYFN]

Humplumas??? WTH? I'm going to hazard a guess and go with chicken-skinned nut bag.

Do you like apples?

[h2co-pilot]

Yeah, HUMPLUMAS!!! And that would be a from-unda bean.. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif LOL... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

Sorry, but that's an improper spelling & usage of "frumunda". Frumunda(fruh-muhn-dah) is only to be used in conjuction with the word "cheese" or on a solo basis to describe the pungent substance that is developed/spawned in the rear nether regions because of or during a long sedentary trip.

"Damn, you're funky! You've got some serious frumunda going over there. Go de-frumunda your crack."

Frumunda laden underwear have a high probability of sticking if thrown against a wall or loved one.

[h2co-pilot]

I apologize for that, I did not mean to insult you, I knew the correct spelling but was unsure of your knowledge concerning testicular slang. However, the frumunda bean can be grown from under the pole, therefore the aforementioned plant can be named so.

[DRTYFN]

Pluh-leeez.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif I'm a guy. Of course I know about frumunda. Isn't it a male originated term? C'mon.

BTW, when is your next closet video coming out?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Why? Somethin' not going on tonight.
By the way I will make another one, but not anytime soon. I am letting it age for an opportune moment..like gourmet European Frumunda. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

PM a link to me. Pretty please.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif