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Steve R

10-13-2003, 05:37 AM

Hey there Gang....

A few days ago I had some amigo's over my house trimming some over-grown poplar trees. As luck would have it...one of the branches smacked the cable-drop and I lost both TV signal and internet. I was "dark-side of the moon" for a few days....but now I'm back.

Along with being back you may notice an interesting change in my "title". That's right....Jason has bestowed upon me some fire-power and I've risen to the ranks of "Moderator".

Now...some of you probably figure this means I get to audit and review some of the porn you boys try to post to the site. Actually....it doesn't.....but it's a good idea and I'll have to contact Jason about it.

What it means is that I'm here to help, assist and facilitate Jason in running the site. So there'll be a few more eyes watching the clubhouse.

Dennis, you're alreayd on quadruple-secret probation and I'm putting a limit on DRTYFN's post that they not contain in excess of 25 profantic gestures per post.

Let's keep it clean out there boys & girls. Um...I will not likely be leading by example, so please just do as I say and we'll all get along just fine. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Steve R

10-13-2003, 05:37 AM

Dan

10-13-2003, 10:04 AM

We need to take care of this quickly...

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- Dan

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Zing

10-13-2003, 11:06 AM

Congratuations Steve. Okay who lives near Steve and has a pair of wire cutters. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Detonate

10-13-2003, 11:44 AM

Congrats Steve.

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

Buckeye Hummer

10-13-2003, 01:09 PM

Steve,

Does that mean that Dennis is kind of like on a double/double secret probation? Will he still be able to post redneck photos? Can Drtyfn still get away with the language? Just remember, we got Gray Davis out! I'm your Schwarzenegger http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DennisAJC

10-13-2003, 01:16 PM

Congrats Steve,

I guess that explains the dead horse head in my bed this morning.

I will be taking it down a notch, two facers and trolls must be handled delicately http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif.

DRTYFN

10-13-2003, 02:02 PM

What shade of brown is your nose? Heinie-kisser. Did you just smooch posterior or was there any salad-tossing involved.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Isn't this like putting the fox in charge of the henhouse?

Good luck.

Hehe.... limit me.... hehe. Good one. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

argonaut

10-13-2003, 04:02 PM

Damn, no porno!!! Can I be an ******* Steve? pretty please...

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

Steve R

10-13-2003, 05:24 PM

hmmmm....maybe I didn't think this through very well.....

Hummer Man

10-13-2003, 08:15 PM

STEVE, You have all the best PORN. I think you are the one that posted the first soft porn on the site!!! Save me the research but do the "ORANGE THONGS" ring a bell!

Great Choice Jason! Steve is the best!

HappyJack

10-13-2003, 09:03 PM

Steve, congrats.

Dan, I almost wet myself when I saw that guy with the shovel!

Cheers

Steve R

10-13-2003, 10:13 PM

Hummer-man....

being "extra friendly" won't help you....but it's taken you off of triple-secret probation and lowered you to double-secret probation.

I'll do what I can to stick up for you....but do what you can so that you not get caught with your d@#& in an electical socket! (again) http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

DennisAJC

10-13-2003, 10:13 PM

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DRTYFN

10-13-2003, 10:21 PM

Thanks for the retinal damage, Dennis!!!

NCHummerman

10-13-2003, 11:21 PM

Hey DennisAJC,

Where did you get "andkon's" picture ?

Michael
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Pewter Hummer H2
Northern California

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DennisAJC

10-13-2003, 11:34 PM

Andkon...gives me shivers just thinkin about him. Remember Moojiber??? AHHHH memories http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif.

KenP

10-14-2003, 01:08 AM

Dennis, you mentioned the "A" word. He probably has this site under watch.
Congrats Steve.

Black Lingenfelter Lux

Steve R

10-14-2003, 03:05 AM

Dennis!

Dude....please stop with those nasty-ass pics, they literally have the exact opposite effect as Viagra. Not only is it visually offensive, but it makes some of us wonder as to what depths the complexity of your...shall we say...."interest" go.

Steve R

10-14-2003, 04:44 AM

Nope

It pretty much means I get to continue to mellow-out disputes, personality conflicts and attempt to resolve issues as a buffer before Jason needs to step in. Kinda like a 2nd set of eyes for Jason.

If you have a beef with a member I'll try to work it out so that we don't argue on national webspace. I'll be questioning trolls intentions when the show up or turn hostile.

Beyond that....it's little more then a change in the title under my avitar....I really didn't care for "guru". Beyond that...it's all the same.

10-14-2003, 12:41 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Steve R:
Nope

It pretty much means I get to continue to mellow-out disputes, personality conflicts and attempt to resolve issues as a buffer before Jason needs to step in. Kinda like a 2nd set of eyes for Jason.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

But Steve R...wasn't it you who posted this about me, a fellow H2 owner and board member, in a past post on this board, and I quote:

"And hey...if TJ wants to join us...so much the better. After he gets stuck on the first obstacle we can let two winches pull on his front & rear and snap his pansy-ass like a wishbone."

To loosely paraphrase from one of my favorite movies: Mercy! May God Almighty have mercy upon our souls when [Steve R] takes over this outfit!

DennisAJC

10-14-2003, 03:45 PM

Alec!

to vmany qvestions vrequire streeeck punishvent! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

DennisAJC

10-14-2003, 03:50 PM

TJ,

I'm guilty of harsher words towards you, but Steve is actually a good guy. He'll shoot his yap just like the rest of us.

BTW...even Steve is on double-secret-probation http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif.

"Vat do yu expect? Now vrun along and ve a good Nazi"

argonaut

10-14-2003, 04:37 PM

steve, please please please let us still have fun with the Trolls. They are great fun when Dennis and DRTY get going. And as you can see, most Troll conflicts end peacefully, especially recently, like the Rubicon thread for example. Are you going to take a hands off approach like Jason?

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

Detonate

10-14-2003, 04:45 PM

The problem is that recently EVERYONE has been labeled a troll.

For instance the guy that wanted to rent an H2. Which I'll have a nice update on that guy for you in the near future. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

I hope Steve will be cracking it down BEFORE stuff gets out of hand. Instead of having to play the Janitor.

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

DennisAJC

10-14-2003, 06:00 PM

That Will make the Forum boring. This is what will happen....

DennisAJC

10-14-2003, 06:34 PM

Anyways, first and foremost, this is a business. The Forum is a marketing vehicle.

I enjoy this Forum, Therefore I will spend my money here. It's a great perk that Jason offers.

It costs me more, but it's loyalty sometimes that's more important.

Buckeye Hummer

10-14-2003, 06:58 PM

Dennis,

Why did you post all of those fruit bowls?

argonaut

10-14-2003, 07:53 PM

i think that is because everybody is a Troll

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

Steve R

10-14-2003, 07:58 PM

Hey TJ.....you want some cheese to go along with that whine?

Just like the rest of you...I'm here to have some fun and goof around. I'm no angel...nor have I ever pretended to be. As I recall...my comments towards you were inspired by your own writing & sentiments.

By-in-large I think most would agree that I tend to be a "good guy" and avoid confrontation. Have you seen me in any flame wars? Have I told anyone to F-off? Have I not stepped in on frequent occassion and brought some harmony to an otherwise nasty situation?

To paraphrase your same movie "are we still friends? cause it would just break my heart to think otherise.......

and YES, I'm your huckleberry!

Tombstone.....great movie!

I'm not taking over, I have no actual authority nor access to the website. I'm just an extension of Jason's eyes and here to help out. My actions would likely be AS THEY'VE BEEN....emails on the side to individuals who need a bit of guidance or correction. You'd be surprised how many issues I've handled off-forum.

As for trolls & the such....My actions will reflect those of Jasons. Again...it's very unlikely you'll see anything I'm doing on the open forum.

Are we green?

DennisAJC

10-14-2003, 10:49 PM

EEEEK! SUPER GREEN!

DRTYFN

10-14-2003, 10:51 PM

Yikes!! Emerald, dude!! I promise to be good if you don't send anymore emails of yourself in underpants. Those are psychologically damaging!!

Tucson Beast

10-15-2003, 02:28 AM

Good Luck Steve R - some of these youngster need some leadership
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"It's what you learn, after you know it all, that counts - John Wooden

Steve R

10-15-2003, 04:30 AM

"Are we green?"

From:

1) Armagedon
2) 5th Element
3) Bridges over Madison F'in County
4) Heartbreak Ridge
5) Terminator 3

answer is????????

DennisAJC

10-15-2003, 04:45 AM

The Fifth Element...Super Green Movie http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."

10-15-2003, 05:24 AM

Steve: Yes, I think you're actually a good guy, maybe not my huckleberry, but a still a good guy nonetheless. In fact, if I ever get an H2 that's capable, I'd even love to go off roading with you. We've still got lots of family in California and come out that way quite often. And I think you've got pretty good taste in movies too...

I suppose what I never did understand is exactly what part of my "own writing & sentiments" would have "inspired" you to say something like that. Was it because I said my H2 is a lemon? (it really is you know). Or was it because I said that GM won't take responsibility for it? (they certainly haven't yet). Or was it because I said that everyone is entitled to their own opinion and whether we agree with their opinion or not, there is never any excuse whatsoever to resort to attacking someone on a more personal level because of it. Regardless of a person's opinion and regardless what is said, just say you don't agree and move on. I just believe that nobody...troll, good guy or otherwise...should EVER be attacked on the basis of their age, race or physical attributes. If I saw someone doing that to you, I'd come to your defense too. After all, right is right and wrong is wrong.

Alrighty then...as Val Kilmer would say, now we're friends! (And yes please, I am a cheese and wine connoisseur).

And Dennis, I know that there were some harsher words. But I suppose the difference is that, in the end, after all was said and done, you turned out to be a true gentleman and I respect you for that. (Hope I didn't just ruin your reputation for saying that...quick! post some more of those pictures of yours...that should take care of it!)

DennisAJC

10-15-2003, 05:31 AM

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."

DennisAJC

10-15-2003, 04:21 PM

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."

argonaut

10-15-2003, 04:34 PM

You guys, I'm seriously... Stop with the pictures. You are making my vagina hurt and I can't view pictures of dog cheerleader porn at work... My boss will kill me. Oh wait, I am my boss... well my real boss (girlfriend, of course) will kill me... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

Dan

10-15-2003, 04:46 PM

Or some yummy food?

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argonaut

10-15-2003, 04:51 PM

I think I might have had that sushi last night. totemo oishideshta. kore no sakana wa baka desune.

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

DennisAJC

10-15-2003, 04:52 PM

Nature Shots......

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."

DennisAJC

10-15-2003, 04:54 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by argonaut:
I think I might have had that sushi last night. totemo oishideshta. kore no sakana wa baka desune.

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>]

????? Where'd you learn that????

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."

argonaut

10-15-2003, 05:42 PM

five years of japanese had to come in handy sometime... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

DennisAJC

10-15-2003, 05:57 PM

Suuuugoi!.... Baka.

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."

Dan

10-15-2003, 05:57 PM

Ooooo. Uasho!

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argonaut

10-15-2003, 06:58 PM

datoneto san no chinchin wa totomo chisai da ne... ona no hito da ne http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

Steve R

10-15-2003, 07:08 PM

TJ...

To be quite honest....I was just trying to be cute with that comment about stringing you out like a wishbone, it was not intended as an attack.

Additionally, and embarrassingly....I think I was addressing you, but was responding to comments made by another member who had a similar something-J name.....a bit of confusion on my part. Sorry 'bout that.

I can not believe the course of tangents this thread has taken...I refuse to call my local sushi restaurant merely to further participate!

Domo arigato.... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

DennisAJC

10-15-2003, 07:10 PM

Ah so so so, metcha chisai ne? Dennis san sugoi genki chinchin...bikrishta!

...My Jap stinks since I learn mostly from my 4 year old! Married to wifey 12 years and still trying to get the hang of it. But I can understand every word http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif.

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."