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It would seem to me you are having issues with your caps lock key. I would offer you advise on how to remedy it but seeing that you have yet to notice the problem and correct it yourself I don't think you possess the skills to do it on your own.

I would not be able to sleep at night if you were to bruise your index finger from attempting to fix the caps lock issue.

Hey, when I put my key in the ignition the truck doesn't start. Any ideas? Am i supposed to turn it or something? No a-hole replies...this is serious.

Glad you asked Marc!

Sounds like you are turning the key in the wrong direction... Try turning it the other way.

(Ref: H2 Owner's manual, page 22-24)

I've been sitting here for hours with no luck. Where in the hell were you at 5 when this all started? Well, I got it started but now it won't shift at all. I push the button in and pull back on the handle but...nothing. I'm starting to get a little dizzy, should I open up the garage?

You should have been pushing the BLUE button in...

Sheeesh!

It's almost like there's some kind of lock that won't let me shift when the engine is running unless I do something else.

Screw it...out of gas now. Oh well, tomorrow is another day. I've driven at least 8 other cars in my life though. You'd think I'd know what I was doing.

I own no less than 475 clown cars.

That's nice to hear.

Thanks.

You should feel proud of your collection. I have a collection of no less than 476 toenail clippings.

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I eat mine.

I guarantee I've become dumber just by padding tonight...no doubt about it.

Brains are overrated when you have employees to think for you.

employees are overrated

newdi....you should have no prob.....truck looks stock , no lift...use the floor jack.....softtail is a model harley....gl.....soft