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austoak 09-22-2003 07:47 PM

DC,
I was parked across the street from the village landing in front of the D.A.'s office. I didn't see what he was driving. He crossed back over the street and ran down the alleyway between the village store and the flower shop. I know I should have followed him to get his plate # but I didn't. You can't miss him, he looked like one of those Harry Krishners. Bald and really thin with a big nose. I've never seen him before and we eat breakfast there just about every Sat and Sun.

argonaut 09-22-2003 08:35 PM

My girlfriend just said I was a g******* last night. She didn't use a sticker though... Come to think of it, maybe she said it without the G... weird.

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

H2Norcal 09-23-2003 01:05 AM

I had nearly the same situation happen in my fine little liberal town of Santa Cruz, CA (the bunch of Spirulina vegitarian wierdos). Anyway, I was in a guitar store and watching my H2 every 30 seconds out the window. After about the third check, I see a guy walking away from the rear of it.

I go outside and look and there is a sticker that was in the Coca Cola red/white lettering style that said "Corporate Swine". I thought it was cool and left it on.

DennisAJC 09-23-2003 01:40 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Steve R:
Hey Dennis.....do you suppose this guy may have been limping or favoring one foot???? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Probably singing a song too Steve...

It feeeels like!.....

That your wheel cruuushed ma toeeee!!!!!

And it feeeels like.....

My only waaay was the wrong way.....

And it feeeels like!!!........

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Klaus 09-23-2003 01:49 AM

Dennis,

You really need to see some of George Carlin's videos. On one of his shows, he talks about driving. About joggers, he says "It's Michelin on Nike time!"

Klaus

"God made some men big and some men small, but Sam Colt made them all equal."

DennisAJC 09-23-2003 01:54 AM

HAHAHAHA!!!

He`s one of my idols.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

argonaut 09-23-2003 02:38 AM

Dennis, you are a funny guy. next time in up in the great white north, I'm buying you a beer...

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

DennisAJC 09-23-2003 02:54 AM

Buddy,

I'll buy YOU a beer.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

DennisAJC 09-23-2003 04:28 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
YOU CAUGHT THE GUY AND YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?!!!!!!! .I catch the piece of sh*t, there's gonna be a very savage mystery assault. Possibly a disappearance, too.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Never invite me to one of your BBQ`s to try your.
"MYSTERY MEAT"

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

maybe some day... 09-24-2003 06:24 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by H2Norcal:
I go outside and look and there is a sticker that was in the Coca Cola red/white lettering style that said "Corporate Swine". I thought it was cool and left it on.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


DennisAJC 09-24-2003 06:38 PM

I got the one that said,

"I'm contributing to Global Warming. Ask me how"

I caught her but she was quite pretty. I told her,"Make sure you get the bubbles out of the sticker".

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover


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