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You sound very empathetic toward your clients.

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Well bud, you picked the wrong bull to ask those questions to, because more than likely, at your age I was risking my life for my country as a Pararescueman in the USAF. I managed to earn 2 undegrad and one Masters in ten years while on active duty... So, while you're jumping out of your '86 Tempo down on 6th Street, I was jumping out of C-130s into Bosnia... Damn, it got quiet in here fast, eh?

Now? Actually, my job is to fix the bodies jackasses like you dick up. While you're busy wiping down gym equipment and trying to get your clients to commit to longer gym memberships so you can keep your shift manager happy, I'm making professional athletes bigger, faster, and stronger. Tell me there, Bossss, how many pro athletes are you working with? Nevermind, they usually don't go to Gold's for assistance - they call a professional...

At this very moment and for the next 10 days, however, I happen to be sitting in Baghdad, Iraq as a database engineer while I manage my training business via the telephone and the internet. You ever been in the middle of a war-zone, bud? I didn't think so.

By the way, show your clients some respect. It's not their fault they didn't know to look somewhere else for someone that knows what the hell they're doing.

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Hey you are both from Texas. Maybe when H2itis gets back from the sandcastle you can both have a 'train off' - sort of like in Zoolander except instead of ghey male models doing stupid **** it's you!

(ps - thanks for your service in Bosnia, hope you kicked some Croats while you were at it)

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Dear Bosss,

while I appreciate everything you have done for our country, and that you put your life on the line to preserve our long, long, long list of freedoms, I must respectfully ask you Sir, to please STFU.:D

Thanks,

Bebe

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What did the Bosssss do for his country? Are you confusing him with H2itis? Or did I miss something along the way?

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The Bosss Belong to any bodybuilding sites that name sounds familar?

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I think you might be thinking about Boss Hoss, and he is cool. We went to Tellico with him.:D

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Boss Hoss is the man. He has the best color Hummer you can get. Black. :p. But the name The Bossss sound like one I've seen around at a few other sites.

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For someone that is a weight coach why in the earth would you feel your body with empty calories such as liquor. Your not a bodybuilder or an ex bodybuilder your a 4th grader with the spelling IQ of even less. As someone that has been bodybuilding for the past 10 years, you give all the rest of us a bad name. I asked about your name because I've seen it around bodybuilding sites I visit asking stupid question and open posting for AAS (steroids). Your a moran go away. Stupid Troll. :mad: :mad: :mad:

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So I was thinking about taking up body building. Anyone have any tips? ;)

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You're gonna need some roids.

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I have roids - scheduled to get them removed soon. :D

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Maybe you can give them to Mr. Shaggy.

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No, he's definitely gonna have to juice it.

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OMFG!!! I made a HUGE mistake. H2itis, I am so sorry. To think that I thanked a lame ass like that for something you did. DAMMIT!
H2itis, thank you for your service to our country. My sentiments still stand.

However, to the Bosss:



you've been bunny fawked:D

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Thanks!:D (I think:confused: )
;)

Shaggy - you don't actually have to do anything to become a bodybuilder. You can just start posting in Hummer forums and claim to be one (ala bosssssss), and that pretty much takes care of it. Before you know it, you'll have people talking about thighs and chicken and such.

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LOL Only problem is people know me here. I would have to go to a new forum to be able to pull that off. And even then I am sure some of my friends from this forum would track me down to make sure to clear up any misinformation, because they are just good guys like that. :)

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So mean. :( I think I am gonna go cry in the corner now. :(