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Ping Pong launcher meets Airsoft. :jump:

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nice :clapping:

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My work is a little more interesting then that,

an no PIMP does not come into play (and that was paintball by the way :) )

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What's with the girl in the green dress? Does Tamy Faye do her make up? :notallthere:

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:clapping:

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:clapping:

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sorry bud, but if all you notice is her makeup, then i think your on the wrong thread,
here ya go, have at it:)
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...&highlight=gay

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Yes, I'm sorry to tell you that she has some awful makeup trying to hide just how nasty her ugly face is. Her face is so horrendously fugly that to gaze upon it, even in the most wonderful throes of extascy (which would never happen because I'm sure I'd have to look at that god awful ugly face first, unless she just happened to back up to me bare ass naked) I would be so sickened by the nastiness emanating from above her neck that I would most certainly puke all over said nastiness, which would, to some extent, improve the horrible ugliness that I had been so unfortunate as to gaze upon. She is not merely a two bagger, she needs 3 bags and a steel drum over her face. Preferring to pass on any charms which you may chose to imbue her with due to the wart sitting above her shoulders shouldn't call into question my sexuality, but instead confirm that I like to keep it within my own species.
Is that your girlfriend? Sorry to hear, fud. :giggling: Did you buy her that dress at the dollar store? I'm sure she was glad to get out of her cage for a classy event like that. Anyway if that's what you like - have at it. :fdance:

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Wow alot of effort put into that one,
dont know her she was just a presenter at an awards show, hence the dresses,
does thou protest too much?:notallthere:

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Ever hear of doggystyle in the dark? :jump:

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By the sound of things, I'm wondering which one of youse guys actually did her....

:giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

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It's been so quiet lately you could hear the crickets.
I'm easily offended by any reference to me driving a JK. :raar: :giggling:

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:jump:

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a hot girl thread without a reply from me ????? that's gotta change !!!



I smell pussy !!!! :perfect10s: :fdance:

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:popcorn:

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FISSED!:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

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Wow mate, your putting alot of thought into this, if you got better,
put up or shut up seems to be the feeling on this forum,
lets see the ladies you party with,
and the local bridge club doesnt count, unless they're MILFS:)

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OMG!

:jump: :jump: :jump:

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OK! :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

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Dude Gene ROCKS!!!:perfect10s: