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This implies there'll be more.:yawn:

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FLAME IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:jump:

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I might. Ken just went to get my camera lens cap- I left it when I ran. It is still there!!!!!!!


:crying: :crying: :eek: :crying: :crying:


I poked his azz with some old sparkler sticks when I was out there last. He is not afraid.:eek:

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Ken, you gotta embrace the wifes parties (if there are hot mommas coming). In my neighborhood whenever the wifey says she is having some friends over I take this as being a good thing. Hot milfs sipping drinks getting sauced. Then they sit around and bitch:violin: about their husbands and I am there "agreeing"...(hehehe) with every problem they have. I am then the BEST husband on block:grouphug: :beerchug: :fdance: and why couldnt their husbands be more like me:jump:

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I'll do it, but I'll need... milk, truffles and cupcakes for the troubles.

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Tea Party - How ghey.:lame:

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A conversation overheard at CP's ghey tea party
"Oh, susan these petit fors are delicious, what were those furry things sticking out the sides?"

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Try lighting the sparklers.

:jump::jump:

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How much fur on all eight legs? :eek:

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Done. Come on Cletus.:D

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One shot of brake cleaner and you could kill a tarantula.

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Is it dead yet??? :(

You're lucky it didn't jump up at you when you poked it in the azz. :crying: :eek:

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No :(

I woke up early because I slept on the couch and that door is in this room. I will freak if it gets in the house, it's probably gone and I know it is more scared of me than I am of him yada yada yada......but still.:eek:

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Freaky. Of course, I hate spiders.

Just kill it with something you can spray from a far. The cold months are upon us and we don't need these things to mind the bugs for us any more.

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I wouldn't be so sure about that. I had a spider like that before, I went to step on it and it stared me down. When I got my shoe on it, it flipped me backwards. Ended up as a 3 day battle, in the process half of my house was destroyed and I had 3rd degree burns over 70% of my body. So don't think they are more scared than you, they have no fear.

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SQUASH THAT F'ER! DO NOW!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? WHY DON'T YOU JUST INVITE IT IN FOR TEA?! GAWD WOMAN! I'M FREAKED OUT AND I'M ON THE WEST COAST!

P.S. Sorry, can't come to the party now.

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I know, I know.

I looked for it a little this morning but it was still dark out. You guys do't undersatnd, I have been a furniture ninja since I saw it. Jumping from couch to chair to stair or counter. Like when you were little with monsters under your bed kinda leaps. Just in case it has come in, it was chilly last night.

I have been googling wolf spider and have figured it is a Hogna Carolinesis. The largest wolf spider. Ken is more scared of them than I am, he has been wearing his shoes.

If I find it, I will video the killing.:D

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OMG!!! You east coast people are pussies. I would have either captured it in a jar and been feeding it yellow jackets or trimmed its legs down to little nubs.:giggling:

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It's gone.:D

Everybody can stop worrying about me now.;)

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It probably crawled into your home when you opened the door to look for it. :eek: OG.. it's Friday the 13th, too!!!!!
:giggling: