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Steve - SanJose 06-24-2007 07:25 AM
Re: Paris Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jmsspratlin
I can see it now:

CNN Breaking News:

This just in, Paris Hilton dead. Cause of death uncertified at this point, but it is speculated that she aspirated sperm which resulted in a form of pneumonia that doctors say is seen primarily in young amateurs in the adult film industry. This form of pneumonia "spermonia" was the culprit and derived from Ms. Hilton ingesting over 1 qt of semen. In an interview with closer friend Britney Spears, it was said that "Paris always did have a rare oral fixation"
More on this story as it develops......back to you Dennis

Died from shock of seeing her black roots in the mirror.

RubHer Yellow Ducky 06-24-2007 01:21 PM
Re: Paris Update
 
Well today is the day that ROSIE goes to visit Paris in jail. She is expected to see Paris for about an hour and will be returning to "THE VIEW" to talk about her experience. It is rumered that Paris MIGHT go on the show with her...

jmsspratlin 06-24-2007 02:14 PM
Re: Paris Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
Well today is the day that ROSIE goes to visit Paris in jail. She is expected to see Paris for about an hour and will be returning to "THE VIEW" to talk about her experience. It is rumered that Paris MIGHT go on the show with her...


OMG...Rosie is over-rated...and fat:giggling:

RubHer Yellow Ducky 06-24-2007 02:24 PM
Re: Paris Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jmsspratlin
OMG...Rosie is over-rated...and fat:giggling:

some people like round women... that way when your making WHOOPIE the bones don't poke into you...

As far as ROSIE goes shes UGLY, OBNOXIOUS, LOUD, STUPID and definitly not a credit to the female gender...

jmsspratlin 06-24-2007 02:33 PM
Re: Paris Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
some people like round women... that way when your making WHOOPIE the bones don't poke into you...

As far as ROSIE goes shes UGLY, OBNOXIOUS, LOUD, STUPID and definitly not a credit to the female gender...


Yeah, round, but round and fat are totally two different things!:)

KenP 06-24-2007 04:13 PM
Re: Paris Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Idaho-Hummer
Paris does not need any SUPPORT Have you seen the tits on her? support thats funny!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by DEIblahblahblah
If you knew what she did to f5, you wouldn't be saying that.
No tits and can't give a blow job.

Here's the proof:

***NWS***
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...22&postcount=1

jmsspratlin 06-24-2007 04:37 PM
Re: Paris Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by KenP
No tits and can't give a blow job.

Here's the proof:

***NWS***
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...22&postcount=1


:clapping:

dеiтайожни 06-24-2007 04:47 PM
Re: Paris Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by KenP
No tits and can't give a blow job.

Here's the proof:

***NWS***
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...22&postcount=1

Meh... she'd still make for a nice target, plus she is quick with a towel. Why did you quote me, btw?

KenP 06-24-2007 05:47 PM
Re: Paris Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
Meh... she'd still make for a nice target, plus she is quick with a towel. Why did you quote me, btw?
She bit f5.:giggling:

Agriv8r 06-24-2007 05:58 PM
Re: Paris Update
 
all lies and untruths...the photo's are obviously cropped....let it rest...

Steve - SanJose 06-24-2007 06:21 PM
Re: Paris Update
 
No, let 'em show better pics.

dеiтайожни 06-24-2007 06:26 PM
Re: Paris Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by KenP
She bit f5.:giggling:

Maybe, but you don't wish a woman dead for biting you... you slap her then get her in the eye later. I wish f5 would elaborate on it, until then I'm guessing he has a love letter to Paris that went unanswered and a broken heart. :giggling:

dochummer 06-24-2007 08:51 PM
Re: Paris Update
 
For those of you in the AZ area interested in geocaching... :) helpparisrun.blogspot.com

KenP 06-24-2007 08:59 PM
Re: Paris Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve - SanJose
Please provide pics unsupported.
I just posted a link to the video. I don't even think they move.:giggling:

You know where to find the link.

Steve - SanJose 06-25-2007 01:57 AM
Re: Paris Update
 
Thanks and she's hot.


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