Just my body, a boat, surrounded with kindling on a lake looking for that flaming arrow to set me free. Valhalla awaits.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GMPartsGuy:
Just my body, a boat, surrounded with kindling on a lake .... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Would that be the the Lake of Fire?

We have a prepaid deal for my wife with this company to cook her and I'll get them to turn her ashes into a diamond and give that to the second wife as an engagement ring.

I need to find someone young and adventurous with a H2. Then I'll have my ashes mixed with a tire compound, formed into some awesome Hummer tires, and go lots of funs places.

Yes, I'll have more fun after death than when I'm alive. I need to get out more.

Stacy

I read somewhere that the guy that invented disc golf had some specialty frisbees made.

Edit: Yep, his name was Steady Ed.

Put me in robed clothing w/ a flower wreath around my head, cast me in plaster and lay me next to these people in Pompeii so people from all over the world can travel long distances and pay lots of money to come in and see me!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
Put me in robed clothing w/ a flower wreath around my head, cast me in plaster and lay me next to these people in Pompeii so people from all over the world can travel long distances and pay lots of money to come in and see me!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I thought people already paid to see you like that over here, sans the plaster and the robe.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
Put me in robed clothing w/ a flower wreath around my head, cast me in plaster and lay me next to these people in Pompeii so people from all over the world can travel long distances and pay lots of money to come in and see me!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I thought people already paid to see you like that over here, sans the plaster and the robe. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're mistaking me for Linda!! It's okay. I forgive you!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
What do you want done with your body? Do you have funeral plans? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Bring out yer dead!!!