Yeah, off-clothes... err, I mean offroad pics.

Go away Jane, we don't need newbies in here. You and your hubby should sell you h2 and F-off.

Lol, giggle giggle lol...

Before we get into it let's
Understand that you
Can ask or
Know anything or
Everything about
Your new Hummer and
Everyone will still welcome you here!

Lol

Actually, I believe it it is more like


******* pretending to be a woman
Likes to wear women's clothing
Englishmen are pricks and
****s as well...

Jane, welcome, hehehehe. Good to have you here. You will love the Hummer.
I must apologize for Argo, he is Jewish and it is not an easy time for him now that the Christmas music is in the air.

Of course, after all the mess, I am not so sure is Jane really John or is John really Boy George. Long ago in the disco days, there was a hot and crazy jam-packed disco in SF called STUDIO WEST. There was always a group of trans-sexuals or transgenders as they are called now, they all look very beautiful under the dark flashing disco lights. We always watch which newbie(s) will fall for them, or placed small bets on it. If the bonsers/security are in the good mood, they may tell the guy his new date he is leaving with is not a she but a he.

Damnit!! I didn't hear the friggin' Crying Game music. Alec, you freak.

It's getting to be like freakin' halloween around here!!!

Who was it that went with that tag-line "I smell varmit puntang"?

That was DRTY. Good old caddyshack...

Hello and welcome to the site. You will find no better site for H2-related info. Please pardon the freaks you will find here, being it 2003, almost 2004, and your first response from them is a boy george issue---so you already know to take opinion here for what it's worth.
Congrats on your new ride. $50- 60,k SHOULD cause you to feel some buyers remorse, because it's a heck of a lot to spend.... but assuming you bought a Hummer with some hopes of it being the ultimate ride........... you won't be displeased. I just turned 21,k miles on mine, and it's been the most reliable, capable, bad-as-hell vehicle I've ever owned. They could have charged $75,k for sticker price and I'd be no less satisfied with my purchase. I only hope you enjoy your 1/2 as much as I do mine and it will be worth the dough you dropped for it.... put it to use, for goodness sake, because off-road it what it was built for!
Once again, enjoy!! and welcome!!!

gasman

Damn, Man, I just can't take it anymore... You ****ers are getting out of control around here. What gives you guys the right to talk **** to a newbie and what is up with the total lack of respect around here for females? Everytime a female posts you guys must ooogle and fall all over each other about her... as if she is here to serve you punch clowns...

Jesus, you guys need to give it a rest... I think I speak for everyone on this forum when I say we would be so much better off without you ****ing mullets...

-HUMMERDOGG

TROLL POACHER (I hunt trolls even if it ain't troll hunting season...)

TROLL TAXIDERMIST (For those of you who get to them before I can. I provide this service free of charge...)

Dog, I agree with you 1000%, except I do not think you should bring Jesus into this matter, he was not involved in this topic. I think we can settle this among ourselves. Argo you are out of line. Jane, we love ya, hehe.

Yeah, I should apologize to the forum for bringing Jesus into this. That was the other thread. My apologies...

-HUMMERDOGG

TROLL POACHER (I hunt trolls even if it ain't troll hunting season...)

TROLL TAXIDERMIST (For those of you who get to them before I can. I provide this service free of charge...)

You don't know Jane, I do. We got a little freaky last year at New Years until her husband found out. She just liked me because I have an H2, so she went down on me in the truck (hummer in a hummer) and then her husband caught her. She is a cheating bitch, and her husband is an *******.

What about their pet dog Argo??? let me guess...you were pickin' hair from your teeth for weeks?

Alright you DF's...this isn't helping matters and it certainly isn't jump-starting the forum either.

WOW!! such a nice welcome to the forum!! I am going to show this to my hubby, and he will be hopping mad. Y’all should be ashamed of yourselves.

Jane...Let me asure you, We are not like these few guys with filthy Keyboards.
Most of us are really nice guys with families, that are respectful, and have pride in our H2's.

Welcome to the forum, and hope you don't leave it because of the rude and crude introduction.

This forum really is full of wonderful information, if it is used properly.
Enjoy, and Welcome!

Come on Jane, you remember me and Dennis. Last Neew years, Vancouver. I had the orange H2. Dennis was the big filipino guy that backdoored you. Your husband is all bark and no bite. Remember he tried to kick my ass last time. Didn't work then either.

Argonaut, I do not know you and have never spent New Years Eve in Vancouver. To me it appears that you are a rude and ignorant young man. I hope I never have an opportunity to meet you which is doubtful given I live in Stillwater, Oklahoma and you are Portland, Oregon. All that rain up there must take its toll on your mental state I suppose.

I will ignore your posts. I came here because I want to learn more about My H2. I pick it up in the morning (lol), it’s yellow

Suuuuure you do. Is somebody with a first name that starts with an A going with you?