<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
... In fact, I bet it's on DRTYFN's hummer by next week. I'll take pics when I see it at the sand dunes. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't stand next to any mud puddles when I'm around. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Sadly,... I know you mean it.

that bumper is hideous. they literally couldn't pay me to put that thing on my rig, infact i think my truck would puke it up anyway

It's an H2 pooper scooper.!

Raise the rear suspension on the H2.
Place scooper under small, annoying, imported treehugger car.
And scoop.
Don't forget to recycle the trash.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:

Sadly,... I know you mean it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sadly? Whatdaya mean "sadly"? You know you want to play in the mud.

Well, I shouldn’t address the appearance of the thing. I figure if you can’t say anything nice… Let’s say that it looks like it was made specifically for some vehicle, but not the H2.

It looks like it weighs a quarter ton, it has no winch attachments and it sticks out far enough for a skinny girl to sunbathe on it. Would anyone desiring a “a heavy-duty” bumper be willing to give up this much approach angle?

“Go from rugged off-roading to a night on the town with the versatile appearance of this bumper guard.”

Rugged Off-Roading: 0
Night on the Town: 0

I guess versatile, in this context, means not really good for anything. I don’t have welding tools and have never designed a bumper. So my hat goes off to anyone who does. Still, I don’t think we’ll see to many of these on our trucks unless they bring back the Road Warrior flicks.

It's baaacckk!!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=4530979038&catego ry=42611

Damn....thats....well.... it's retarded.

It would make a good joke, just think, at your next get together sticking it on your buddy's rig (easy to mount) and everybody laughing at him!!

That looks like the "SUPER DUPER" bumper by our beloved forum member who never brought it to market. WOW!! that is a super duper POS. HEHEHE

Now don't get your panties all bound up.

You mean the Road Dummer....err..... Armor bumpers?

Ooops!! I did it again!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Posted by Tower:
it sticks out far enough for a skinny girl to sunbathe on it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Now I NEED one. Oh Baby...