I don't know. Ask your mom if your real dads name is Jim.

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2003 Red H2 equipped with Tough Country Heavy Duty Armor Series Front End with Winch, Rear Bumper, Brush Guard, and Roof Rack.

Why do I keep being dragged into the bad guy column? I have said repeatedly that I don't care if you bash people on the forum, normally it is funny and just friendly ribbing. But don't bring loved ones into it. That is way over the line. It's not convenient, just wrong. Dude, all I did to you was make fun of you for wanting a G rating on this site. It was a joke. You sound like one of those trenchcoat guys that shoot up schools. Does everything have to be a serioulsy personal attack on you. I was kidding around. I really agree with the guys that you somehow lump me with. You do need some sort of help man. You have to have the world's biggest chip on your shoulder. After you insult a man's wife and make racist comments, you throw in a poopy picture too. That is just wrong, whether it is in private or public. Dennis may post a lot of pictures, but nothing anywhere near that bad. Mostly rednecks and losers in his pics. I keep getting thrown into it. I just want this crap to stop. But no, you keep dragging my name into this pissing match. I may only be 24, but at least my mind left middle school. Grow up. And get some help, for the good of humanity.

So calling someone a child molestor is on the safe side? That IS what you are saying right? Just SAY IT. Again, how convienent that portion is always left out.

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2003 Red H2 equipped with Tough Country Heavy Duty Armor Series Front End with Winch, Rear Bumper, Brush Guard, and Roof Rack.

[This message was edited by Detonate on 11-22-03 at 01:09 PM.]

That was an attack on you, not somebody who isn't involved, and not a racist comment. Nobody could ever take that seriously. However a racist comment is serious, and seriously wrong. Dennis' wife has done nothing to you. Hell, when I made fun of you, I didn't think twice about it because I thought you were enough of a man to take a joke. I don't care if people make fun of me, as long as it is about me, not a loved one, and not racist. Personally I could tolerate a poopy pic, but that kind of stuff just doesn't bother me.

So that's how you justify it.

Well, you see, for me. That child molestation thing is crossing my line. And there are only 2 side to a line. What I did was meant to be over the top. It was meant to be a taste of your own medicine. Drink up.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Hell, when I made fun of you, I didn't think twice about it because I thought you were enough of a man to take a joke.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

So exactly how many times do I have to ask you guys to grow up and cut it out. Or for that matter, how many times does Jason have to say it?

And I realize you think my comments are racist. And maybe that's the way they sound. It may have even be the way I wanted them to sound at the time. But make no mistake, I'm not rascist. I have less caucasion friends than anything else. My wife also isn't white. So most of the same jokes could be said about my wife. Would I want them said? Hell no. Which is EXACTLY why I said them!

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2003 Red H2 equipped with Tough Country Heavy Duty Armor Series Front End with Winch, Rear Bumper, Brush Guard, and Roof Rack.

LOL!!! See!! There you go, using that creative Neanderthal mind of your's. I bet you've got a huge bottle of Excedrin by your computer for all of those headaches you get from thinking.

As for you having any friends, I highly doubt that you have any at all.

You see the difference is my friends are real and actually live in my same area code. I don't have to depend on internet relationships.

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2003 Red H2 equipped with Tough Country Heavy Duty Armor Series Front End with Winch, Rear Bumper, Brush Guard, and Roof Rack.

I call BULL****!!

I never said there was. I said I don't have to depend on them. How did you put it... "****ing read" Yeah, that's how you put it.

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2003 Red H2 equipped with Tough Country Heavy Duty Armor Series Front End with Winch, Rear Bumper, Brush Guard, and Roof Rack.

That's nice. I'm still giggling about your nervous break down last night. I took the liberty of calling the suicide hotline for you. I'm assuming they got to you in time.

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2003 Red H2 equipped with Tough Country Heavy Duty Armor Series Front End with Winch, Rear Bumper, Brush Guard, and Roof Rack.

For the record, Jason has never asked me to stop anything and I don't think he will. I have never crossed any line. Your child molester line? When did I cross that? Sorry dude, all i said to you that pissed you off is to get some vagisil. I will say it again, Go get some vagisil, your pussy must really hurt.

Yeah, well I think a couple of profilers that specialize in serial killers are watching you.

Did anyone figure out that picture yet? Someone please explain to me what it was. Was it real? Is that an adult? If that's someone underage then it's beyond wrong but it's illegal. Seriously, there are some very strange people out there.

I can't find the photo. Was it removed?

That thread was removed as were alec's moab threads. Personally Buckeye, I am more morried about that girl's gastro-intestinal health than her age. I just don't understand the physics of that act. I can't understand how she did it. She was a regular poop cannon...

So I have an idea.

Let's have an off-road challenge here in SoCal. Detonate can put together his best 4 man team. Dennis can put together his best 4 man team then we'll meet on the trails. This will be a timed event. For example say we take 3 trails. The first full team to complete all 3 wins (we can set markers that need to be grabbed at each trail as proof of the trail run).

So what do you win? First, bragging rights. Second, the loser can no longer submit any post in reference to anyone on the winning team. Third, at the end of the day it will either end in a fight or a friendship or jail time

SoCal will work because Jim and his crew can get here in good time from Texas. Dennis will come the farthest and maybe fly and ride along. DRTY, Argo, and Alec are within reach.

Just trying to turn lemons in to lemonade. I like a challenge. What do you think? This would be like the H2source Superbowl.

[This message was edited by Buckeye Hummer on 11-22-03 at 02:34 PM.]

Sure, doesn't really matter but the concept could work and would turn this mess into something more Hummer positive.

Oooh, Moab!!! I wanna go!!

Vindaloo... LOL. There is a great Indian place right down the street from my house, but it is soooo spicy. I love it, but it really burns coming out the next day...

Moab would be sweet. I'm sure my truck would be the one that rolls and crushes the occupants, knowing my luck. maybe DRTY can get a matching dent on the passenger side...

Once again reminding everyone that I'll be a spotter at Moab. I just want to go.

TROLL POACHER (I hunt trolls even if it ain't troll hunting season...)

TROLL TAXIDERMIST (For those of you who get to them before I can. I provide this service free of charge...)

Sweet. I am definately there for Moab. Maybe DRTY and I can caravan down. Hell, Dennis can drive south and meet us in P-town. That's a long Hummer caravan trip...

Ok I got lost in the blood and guts.. To show my ignoramce... What is a troll.

Thanks

Mike

Centerfire-

I would define a troll as a new member who has no intent of ever being a provider of valuable and worthwhile content. Instead, they would rather post comments that incite the members and clog up the flow of posts to a thread.

An example would be a jeep owner who comes here and talks about how much the h2 sucks and how a jeep is the greatest because jeep ensures that their vehicles are "Trail Ready" (per their new commercials).

-HUMMERDOGG

TROLL POACHER (I hunt trolls even if it ain't troll hunting season...)

TROLL TAXIDERMIST (For those of you who get to them before I can. I provide this service free of charge...)

Well Centerfire, a Troll is a creature that lives under a bridge and bothers nice Billy goats and H2 drivers. On a forum, a Troll is somebody who comes on a forum just to stir up trouble. Like anti Hummer people that come on here just to mess with us. Sometimes they come here disguised as normal people to "trick us" and then they jump into anti H2 rhetoric, or post the same pictures we have seen 100 times (Alecs tie rod incident, the Hummer accident from Alaska, etc.) Every once in a while we get good ones though. Do a search for Andkon or Moojiber, and those are examples of really fun Troll attacks. Nowadays they are lame Trolls only with no original anti Hummer stuff. Hope that helps.