Guess where my christmas tree is going this year?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Guess where my christmas tree is going this year? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Is it going to sport a 38" stand on a 6" base? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Guess where my christmas tree is going this year? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It was teh night before christmas and Santa was having real bad day, he had sent the angle out hours earlier to get a tree, the Elfs were on strike, Rudolf had a runny nose, Mrs Claus had burnt the cookies, and he just burnt his hand on the cookie sheet, then the angle walk in to the house dragging the christmas tree and says "YO FAT MAN, WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO STICK THE TREE THIS YEAR"
so now you all nknow the story

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Guess where my christmas tree is going this year? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It was teh night before christmas and Santa was having real bad day, he had sent the angle out hours earlier to get a tree, the Elfs were on strike, Rudolf had a runny nose, Mrs Claus had burnt the cookies, and he just burnt his hand on the cookie sheet, then the angle walk in to the house dragging the christmas tree and says "YO FAT MAN, WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO STICK THE TREE THIS YEAR"
so now you all nknow the story </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That didn't rhyme at all.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Guess where my christmas tree is going this year? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It was teh night before christmas and Santa was having real bad day, he had sent the angle out hours earlier to get a tree, the Elfs were on strike, Rudolf had a runny nose, Mrs Claus had burnt the cookies, and he just burnt his hand on the cookie sheet, then the angle walk in to the house dragging the christmas tree and says "YO FAT MAN, WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO STICK THE TREE THIS YEAR"
so now you all nknow the story </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That didn't rhyme at all. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Sorry, that wasn't the intent, I will try to work on that. Just attempting to determine the origins of how the angle got on top of the chrismass tree.

LMAO!!!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PhilD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
That didn't rhyme at all. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>You want a rhyme?

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those *******s from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little ****s
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROFLMAO

now help rewrite the one about the angle

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PhilD:
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You can't go any more south, Phil, and isn't your wife already blond?

Oh wait, I get it ... that was a poem to the last wife.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
That didn't rhyme at all. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Sorry, that wasn't the intent, I will try to work on that. Just attempting to determine the origins of how the angle got on top of the chrismass tree. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>The angle got there from the shape that the tree grows. You see, a tree has more circumference at the bottom and then tapers towards the top, giving it that angle.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
I still think the 38" stand with 6" life is fitting fot this year only if you all spray all the lights black.

That is all </div></BLOCKQUOTE>My stand is staying stock

The tree is one of the only things I don't mind to Bling once a year.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
I still think the 38" stand with 6" life is fitting fot this year only if you all spray all the lights black.

That is all </div></BLOCKQUOTE>My stand is staying stock </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

6" is a short life

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
I still think the 38" stand with 6" life is fitting fot this year only if you all spray all the lights black.

That is all </div></BLOCKQUOTE>My stand is staying stock </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

6" is a short life </div></BLOCKQUOTE>No, that's a short Asian penis.

Was the angle's name Obtuse, or Acute?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
No, that's a short Asian penis.

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I have a 14" hang on my testicles. Does that count for anything?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
I still think the 38" stand with 6" life is fitting fot this year only if you all spray all the lights black.

That is all </div></BLOCKQUOTE>My stand is staying stock </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

6" is a short life </div></BLOCKQUOTE>No, that's a short Asian penis.

Was the angle's name Obtuse, or Acute? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Right!