HAHA... adopt? I get those sponsor a child and sponsor a country stuff all the time, they want to give you big tax breaks for donating money to foreign people all the time... I think I will buy a Japanese bank or something like most investors are doing and then live off the returns...... hahahaha...

Yes I have worked hard for what I have and I never intend to get rid of anything, just keep on collecting... Time for a new storage facility, the one I have now is getting cramped and the yard is not big enough to expand... hopefully new place will be better...

Holy Smokes!

And the winner of the most imppressive SIG....ZERO!

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He doesn't even have a duo Coffee/Espresso machine! That is so lame. I think I win. Now who's with me? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

C'mon who's with me? Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO!

Zero, how do you like the 360? I have been thinking about one for a while. The Spider though. Do you have the F1 tranny? I like your Bimmer choices. Isn't the M5 just a hoot?

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

When did the Germans bomb Pearl Harbor? I must have missed that one..

OK, so you're the only one on this planet who didn't see Animal House so if we could all please take a moment to explain to Buddy that the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor was an original line by the following:

Buddy, have you seen CaddyShack? Is it ok to use quotes from that movie.

Besides, we all know the French bombed Pearl Harbor.

And they're making a video game out of it!

http://www.brokennewz.com/worldnews/surrender.asp

- Dan

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SUT on order 12/02. 10 months down, 8 to go!
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Animal House....What a classic. I know what I'm gonna watch tonight.

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"You have a tawyt body...yesh yesh....tawyt...lawyk a tawyger"
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Buckeye Hummer:
Buddy, have you seen CaddyShack? Is it ok to use quotes from that movie.

Besides, we all know the French bombed Pearl Harbor.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's been a long time..funny as hell movie.

There is a new "must have" DVD version coming out. I strongly suggest you watch it 37 times to truly appreciate how funny it is.

Caddy Shack #2
Too many distant #3's to list.

Argo, I love the BMW's they are awesome, and the Ferrari, I have the spyder and no sorry no F-1 transmission. I like slamming gears, more fun.... I love it, very sturdy, stable and workable car.. Very fast and very aggressive.....

Zero,

Some of us need visual stimulation...Can you post some pics? Pretty please?

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Dennis,
I knew we could count on you to find a pic of poopy-pants Johnny.

I would love to post pics, just one issue, none on this computer, I will have to post some when I unbox everything after the move... I will see what I can find to appease you for now... Give me some time, moving right now and everything is boxed up, been running on laptop for a while now, and it belongs to company, so no personal stuff on it....

Ok I crammed through my discs and found these pics, do I put them together, this is all that I have for now sorry, but enjoy.

ZERO,

I don't like you. After see those photos, I think I hate you.

O.K. mabye hates too strong a word...Jealous???
Ya that's it.



Hey Bender...got any photo's of yer backhoes?

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Denis- you are just a ****ing *******, plain and simple.
Drytfn has small penis syndrome
and
Zero is clearly the winner of this battle.

John R. Benda

Bendover,

Haven't you learned anything????

Sticking your finger in the wrong place will leave a bad taste in your mouth.

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Awwwww! Denis thats so cute. How nice of you to share a picture of you and your faithful dog having fun together. Please Mr. Denis, post another pathetic reply to this one. Maybe one day, if I'm lucky, I can grow up to be a big **** just like you. Shall I lower myself down to the level of a mere neanderthal and scour the web for obscene pictures like that and put your name on them too. Absolutely not because I do not have the intelect and mindset of a 4 year old as you have suggested in the picture. its been a pleasure. Happy trails...

John R. Benda

John, it's best to just completly and totally ignore Dennis, Buckeye, DRTY, and argonaut.

I realize it's difficult. And I tried to ignore them for months before starting to tell them to shut the **** up. Of course this resulted in a bunch of childish insults about drinking spritzers and ignorant picture posting.

There is no doubt in my mind that this very post will be combated in the same matter.

But if it makes you feel any better there is an extremely long list of people that feel exactly as you and I do (as expressed to me through PMs). However, they just don't say anything, because like you and I, don't have the time or the mindeset to compete with the 4 year olds.

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JohnB.AU.:
Denis- you are just a ****ing *******, plain and simple.
Drytfn has small penis syndrome
and
Zero is clearly the winner of this battle.

John R. Benda<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Haha, snappy comeback.
Small penis? You're the one bragging about your signature line.
And this wasn't supposed to be a battle. You were the one that was all cranky last night and had a little piss-fit.

Remember this?

"DRTYFN..STOP YOUR BITCHING PLEASE! IT IS SO annoying, you have no idea. If you want to act like an arrogant A$$HOLE, then do it somewhere else. God damn!

04 White H2 Lux Nav, AIR SUSP
04 White S55 AMG Benz (496hp/516 ft. lb!!!)
03 BMW 330XI SPORT
03 Nissan Pathfinder SE..Lowered, 18" Chromes, HIDs, Toyo Proxes STs, ALpine NAV...etc

John R. Benda"


You started it. You're claim of possesing intellect sounds pretty hollow. Hell, you can't even spell intellect correctly. As a matter of fact you're the one that sounds like the self-centered prick. Did you even look to see what I was going off about? Of course you didn't. If you actually gave a sh*t about your H2 and the way the media and the environmentalists are constantly trying to tie it to every known calamity maybe you'd have a different opinion of my rant. But you're so damn self-centered you're more worried about trying to impress people.

Do all of us H2 lovers a favor and sell your's. You're exactly the kind of ******* that we don't need driving an H2.

Bender,

What is so obscene???????

A boy sucking is finger next to his dog....

Or your impression that you stuck your finger in the dog`s ass??


Detonate,

I have cleaned up my language and I have use, IMO, just funny pics yet you continue with that trash talk.... What`s your boggle citizen??? In this thread, all I did was defend DRTY to excercize his right to respond to the web strategy of this topic.

He even apologized for the outburst. Bender comes out guns ablaze because he disagreed. Wouldn`t that be considered, "Open Season"????

I think you`ll find any excuse to look like the Queen bitch and pop your head out when it`s in fashion....AGAIN.

WTF is your problem? And don`t give me this BS about people on your side.

First it was me, now it`s Drtyfn, then Buckeye, Argo, soon Zero, .........

See a trend? Anyone who CHIMES against you is black listed. SHUT UP! You`re so good at showing everyone PMs but can`t produce any proof to your claim.

Well my PM`s say you should wear a bra and cook me some PIE bitch! But unlike you, I will respect my PMs

Try the tampons with wings. It helps.

Read the thread Detonate, it was FAIR. Bugger off.

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Try as you might Dennis. You won't suck me back into this again.

Maybe the moderator will get off his ass and clean up yet another thread you've **** on.

I simply wanted to publically let John know that he is not alone in his feelings and offer my suggestions on how to deal with a select few people on this board who have zero respect for anyone.

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
I have cleaned up my language and I have use, IMO, just funny pics yet you continue with that trash talk.... What`s your boggle citizen???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Don't get me wrong. I appreciate this. It just doesn't change the fact that I think everyone should ignore 99.9% of your posts.

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I was going off about? Of course you didn't. If you actually gave a sh*t about your H2 and the way the media and the environmentalists are constantly trying to tie it to every known calamity maybe you'd have a different opinion of my rant.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Dude, come on.

Are you saying you actually believe that an AutoTrader Ad is some kind of conspiracy?

Seriously?

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

C'mon Det, that's not true. Only 87.2% of the people ignore Dennis.
See dennis I stick up for you!! 99.9%... haha, that's too high.

You've got to admit that this site is way more entertaining with the occasional squirmish.
Sometimes we need to calm down, but you really need to lighten up, too. BIG

I just don`t get it...

I know I`m a prick sometimes and most of the time I`m just nawce.

But it`s kind of creepy how Detonate seems to single ME out whenever I dissagree with anyone.

I`ve respected ALL of his requests....tone it down, easy on the smutty pics, I even agree with some of his opinions let alone admire his bush guard.

What am I doing wrong????(Lips quivering)?????
Why just me??????(Eyes welling)???????????
What about the other pricks?!?!?!?! WHY ME?!?!?!?!

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Back on...errrr....off topic...

Zero.....you're my hero man! If I were to stock my garage right now I'd have almost the exact same toy selection.......though I'd probably go for a MY instead.......and within a short period of time it shall be so ;-)

Gotta appreciate those with great toys!

Chris

Dennis,
I think it has to do with you not praying enough. Or maybe Det and JohnB are praying better than you right now.
Or maybe you've been associating with me too much and now god is pissed at you.
(Notice the generous usage of the to denote heavy sarcasm)

[/quote]Dude, come on.

Are you saying you actually believe that an AutoTrader Ad is some kind of conspiracy?

Seriously?

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
_Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder_[/quote]

As I said before- Any opportunity the media has of slandering the H2s, or SUVs in general, they'll take. It's not the Autotrader ad, it's the placement of the ad with the H2 in it next to the story about an SUV running over a woman. Ever hear of the word "association"? Now if one idiot tells the story of the lady that got run over on the beach and his/her brain picks up that H2 image and mistakenly incorporates it into the story then they've succeeded. And all it takes is one nitwit to do that and the Internet will do the rest.

God damn, you are all a bunch of whiney bitches. Time to join in the fun... Bendover is a jackass. Now I feel stupid having my cars on my sig line. So I am taking them off. I am selling my M3 anyway, so it would be removed.

Zero, I am impressed with your collection. I have been toying with the idea of a car collection myself, but as I am planning on moving downtown again and can only get two parking spots, that will have to wait until I settle down and buy a big house with a huge garage on the river. Until then, I am stuck with two in the highrise. I still might go for the 360 spyder, but I will have to keep it at my father's house.

Why is detonate calling me a jackass? Dude, all I did was side against you and now I'm an *******? You, sir, are a douchebag. Why don't you go have bender bend over and take your tiny little shriveled penis. You always side with the antagonist just because Dennis or Drty are on the other side. What a whiney little prick. Go hide at work on your internet break and read a G rated forum. Douchebag. You are as douchie as John Edwards. If you gotr that Southpark reference then maybe you are cool, but I'm guessing you didn't. Go play in traffic with ass bender.

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

I think Detonate will lighten up if we use the language he uses on his kiddy website......

Detonate:
Hey ryshan! I'll give you two of my chimpokos for five of sharwalin swiglades!

Ryshan:
Oh Detonate! Didn't you know chimpokos only transgress with every tarshan bloom of the Yallmaha! You cryipstan ponger you!

Detonate:
ryshan hahahaha! You're making my shiguru very hard! Wait until I get my chromad on you!

Ryshan:
Oh gibblets and gibblets on top of more gibblets!!!! You've really tickled my honshu. OK! I'll give you 2 sharwalin swiglades!

http://www.firstorder.net/Detonate's Website

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WTF Dennis? I know you Canucks have made pot legal, but jesus christ man! WTF have you been smoking? That great white north weed must be good ****...

I was surfin Detonate`s website.Wanted to see what makes this guy tick. Just lookin around making obsevations. It`s a different world.

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"You have a tawyt body...yesh yesh....tawyt...lawyk a tawyger"
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-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> John, it's best to just completly and totally ignore Dennis, Buckeye, DRTY, and argonaut. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What in god's name did I ever say or do to you that was derogatory and would warrant this response? I don't recall any personal battles. Please enlighten me.

BTW, Jason and Steve played a funny on me and changed my profile to "H2 Sell Out". I can't even get it changed back

Pheeewwww!! I had to check and make sure mine didn't get changed to "H2 Prick".

Buckeye, where the HELL have you been??? Us H2 folk not good enough for ya? .

Oh good...mine is still the same.

I've been a little busy with work and home life. Now I am anticipating a phone call to head out into the woods and do "damage assessment" for the Red Cross. I have no idea what that means but I'm excited to help. A few days ago I didn't believe I would actually be called upon to do anything but it is quickly becoming a reality as this fire marches on.

If I do end up heading out I will do a photo documentary and post on this site. It is really amazing what nature can do.

Just take care out there. It looks bad even on TV. Bring your H1.

B.C. still licking it's wounds from it's biggest fire in 60 years.

P.S.....You Sellout ....