<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sfox:
ZERORAP was a Fawking WHEELING GOD!!!!

S </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I miss him.

Of course there is a line on the issue of Stock and Modified.

Like I said before about athletes, you can do well in sports by following standard guidlines and working hard. But there are those who need to compensate by use of steroids just to keep up or lead.

A Stock H2 in comparison to an H2 with a 4", 6", 10" lift is loppsided. Speed is not a factor in this case so Ken qualifies.

So far:

Kenp
Dennisajc
Drtyfn
AlecW
H2Finally
Paragon
Tower
H2Rocks
H2CO_PILOT

But if Ken has more torque than a stock H2 that would come into play wouldn't it?

Sorry Ken, not trying to knock you out of the running.

How about H2s with front lockers?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
How about H2s with front lockers? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No. In my opinion, like a lift it will compensate for driver abilities.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
But if Ken has more torque than a stock H2 that would come into play wouldn't it?

Sorry Ken, not trying to knock you out of the running. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>No, more torque doesn't mean a thing. Just look at my puzzle.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
How about H2s with front lockers? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No. In my opinion, like a lift it will compensate for driver abilities. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>So if you suck at driving, then just get a lift or locker... or both?

Sorry Phil. Not trying to knock you out.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
No, more torque doesn't mean a thing. Just look at my puzzle. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROFLMFAO

Damn it, that was the last coke I had here. Anyone know how to get a straw into a laptop

OMG! I just saw Tower was on the list!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sfox:
I would also hold that Blingin Chrome Flames add some degree capability to the truck and should disqualify anyone that has them... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Respectfully disagree. Blingin Chrome Flames adds weight (solid billet triple chromed) and impairs visibility (glare). Therefore, owners of such-equipped H2 should get bonus points/higher handicap.

H2Rocks & I both accept this added burden, because someone must make all those pics beautiful.

Since no one is going to, I'll nominate myself.

Little skinny people shouldn't count either. They have an unfair weight advantage.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Little skinny people shouldn't count either. They have an unfair weight advantage. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Respectfully disagree. Some off-roader carry sand bags in order to weigh down their rigs in order to get better traction. Therefore, skinny people should get bonus points/higher handicap.

Of course skinny people who also has tiny dicks should get extra extra points.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Little skinny people shouldn't count either. They have an unfair weight advantage. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think your avatar carries enough weight for everyone in the damn contest

I am the best H2 wheeler, I nominate myself and I am the Princess. Plus, I weigh 106lbs with nought an ounce of dick.

That my friends is the ultimate all...end of thread.

Shut it bish. I've already nominated you.

Oh.

OK! In no specific order, we have a TOP 10 LIST



Kenp-

Dennisajc-- Potato Salad, LB

Drtyfn-- Potato Salad, LB, Escalator,

AlecW-- Potato Salad, LB,

H2Finally-- Potato Salad, LB,

Paragon-- Potato Salad, LB,

Tower--

H2Rocks--

H2CO_PILOT--

Dan--



Now all we have to do is find out what they accomplished or didn't as a rough guidline to start. I started it off with what I know.

Please add if you have more information.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HammerH2:
OK! In no specific order, we have a TOP 10 LIST



Kenp- Spider Master

Dennisajc-- Potato Salad, LB, Escalator, <STRIKE>Hells Gate</STRIKE>

Drtyfn-- <STRIKE>Potato Salad</STRIKE>, LB, Escalator, Hells Gate

AlecW-- Potato Salad, LB,

H2Finally-- Potato Salad, LB, Hells Gate

Paragon-- Potato Salad, LB, Hells Gate

Tower-- <STRIKE>MOAB</STRIKE>

H2Rocks-- Lions Back

H2CO_PILOT-- Bare Back

Dan-- Hair Back



Now all we have to do is find out what they accomplished or didn't as a rough guidline to start. I started it off with what I know.

Please add if you have more information. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Fixed and updated.

Please see this thread for evidence of my wheeling abilities.

HAIR BACK! LMAO!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
HAIR BACK! LMAO! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok that was funny.

You gotta have fun with it.

In my humble opinion, all of my boys are the best...The Elite of H2 wheelers,
to choose would be impossible. This forum has the most gifted and well rounded H2 wheelers in the world and I am confident that they will hold their title strong as their ambition is undiluted
and their capablity indisputed.

This is the best of the best.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PhilD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
So if you suck at driving, then just get a lift or locker... or both?

Sorry Phil. Not trying to knock you out. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Already knocked out due to my "compensation", the front locker is just an extra dose of Viagra to make sure I compensate enough </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm sorry you feel that way Phil. It's not meant to anger you since I really do like your rig.
Honestly there is an unfair advantage but if you insist I add you to the list I will just so I don't get flamed here.



TOP 10



Kenp-

Dennisajc-- Potato Salad, LB, Escalator, <STRIKE>Hells Gate</STRIKE>

Drtyfn-- <STRIKE>Potato Salad</STRIKE>, LB, Escalator, Hells Gate

AlecW-- Potato Salad, LB,

H2Finally-- Potato Salad, LB, Hells Gate

Paragon-- Potato Salad, LB, Hells Gate

Tower--

H2Rocks-- Lions Back

H2CO_PILOT--

Dan--

PhilD(Modified)-- Potato Salad, LB, Hells Gate, Escalator



Please add if you have more information.

You can take me off the list. Next year I will be a contender.

This has to be the stupidest thread ever!!!! Nothing good can come from it!!

That being said, I should be added to the list as I tell the best stories while sitting around the campfire at night on these Hummer outings.

And my Hummer is completely stock!

You can remove Tower off the list.

How about Adam in CO???? Or Alan??? (CO Hummer)

Your list is wrong.

originally posted by PhilD,
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Campfire stories and a stock H2. If you bring the beer too, then you are definitely the winner
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's done....now where's my trophy?

Who do you think is the TOP H2 WHEELER?

PLEEZE! That's like asking:
Who can find the most bypasses?
me.
Who can scream the loudest while keeping their eyes on the trail?
me
Who can drink the most beer?
Ken
Who smokes the biggest stogie?
CO Hummer
Who had the worst PMS?
Fred


If any of yous thinks this list needs improvement. Please, HACK AWAY!