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Beastmaster 08-04-2005 03:41 AM

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Originally posted by gorton:
typical response. you have no retort, simply because your card got pulled. maybe if you do a better job in bed tonight the ole hubby will bend for the dealer instead. at least strippers don't have to hide their true intentions behind televised social veils of untruth.

It seems that you got rejected by someone with no teeth recently. And then you take it out on the women in this forum.

Sad, really sad.

DRTYFN 08-04-2005 03:50 AM

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Originally posted by Christa:
Yeah...Okay...
I'm going to just ignore you like I do my 5 year old...

You're a mommy? We'll have to see if you're a MILF.

DRTYFN 08-04-2005 04:03 AM

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gorton,
This guy says you're a feagola. He says he'd beat you down like a baby seal and then spit on your back. RAAAARRRR!!!!

MUH_HUM 08-04-2005 04:04 AM

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Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Christa:
Yeah...Okay...
I'm going to just ignore you like I do my 5 year old...

You're a mommy? We'll have to see if you're a MILF. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's just damned RUDE.

DRTYFN 08-04-2005 04:15 AM

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Originally posted by MUH_HUM:
That's just damned RUDE.

You'd get the humor if your weren't homoghey.

MUH_HUM 08-04-2005 04:31 AM

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Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MUH_HUM:
That's just damned RUDE.

You'd get the humor if your weren't homoghey. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Seen it. You can do better than that. Come on. Not the same old hack ****.

DRTYFN 08-04-2005 04:40 AM

You're not worthy of my chopping time right now. Besides, I have a feeling you do bad things to yourself while looking at the chopped pics of yourself.

Andre 08-04-2005 04:59 AM

In Ontario, they sell for about $50 000 for a high millage truck (80 000 km) and around 58000 for ones with 40 000 km.s bolth for 2003 H2's

DennisAJC 08-04-2005 05:16 AM

I paid $105K CAN and still waited for 5 months.

Never regretted the buy. And I love it more now than the first day I sat in it.

W1N 08-04-2005 05:31 AM

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Originally posted by gorton:
hey fagface, take yer head out your ass so i can smash it. might want to change your sn to hyperion88

If you had spent more time reading books than doing god knows what, you could considered as intelligent person. Since you have no manners, nor intelligent capabilities you make your self look like a retard kid. Just to teach you a bit, if you change your way of experessing yourself and rephrase your sentenses little different you could actually be heard, people would talk to you. Rule number 1. respect yourself, rule no. 2 respect the women, rule no.3 respect all people regarding what they look, they speak or DRIVE. You can't possibly know people's motives for buying a vehicle, and if it was for show, so what? What's it to you?

Make your self a huge favor and buy a book. Start with small, little pages and large letters and move forward from there...

gorton 08-04-2005 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by Christa:
Yeah...Okay...
REAL guy you can talk to OK , but dont forget to use some of this...

DRTYFN 08-04-2005 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by gorton:
I'm using this on my burning arse hole.


Christa 08-04-2005 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by DRTYFN:


You're a mommy? We'll have to see if you're a MILF.


DRTYman
I'm more than likely going to kick myself for asking, and then end up having to slap you but...What is MILF?

HummerNewbie 08-04-2005 02:38 PM

If you have to ask, you probably don't want to know. I could tell you but I don't want to get slapped

h2co-pilot 08-04-2005 03:09 PM

Oh go on Newbie, tell her!

MILF:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=milf

Or the Moro Islamic Liberation Front

HummerNewbie 08-04-2005 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Oh go on Newbie, tell her!

MILF:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=milf

Or the Moro Islamic Liberation Front

CP,

Thanks for taking care of that for us
Glad she doesn't have to slap me

dochummer 08-04-2005 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by Christa:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:


You're a mommy? We'll have to see if you're a MILF.


DRTYman
I'm more than likely going to kick myself for asking, and then end up having to slap you but...What is MILF? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Leave it up to Drty to bring up something like that... This is a Hummer board for goodness sake!

Diana 08-04-2005 04:25 PM

I have to say I have vastly enjoyed this forum. I love the quick wit, and creativity of the members when a troll comes around. I have not laughed so hard in a long time. People seem to have the misconception that Hummer drivers are rich snobs that only care about themselves. This forum proves that this is not the case at all.

I can't wait to get a Hummer in the near future, so I can join the ranks of proud ownership. I will still hang around and participate, until the day I can proudly annouce my ownership.

You guys... and gals... are the best!!!

HummerNewbie 08-04-2005 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by Diana:
I will still hang around and participate, until the day I can proudly annouce my ownership.

Glad to hear you are going to stick around but are you saying you are going to leave the day you annouce ownership

DRTYFN 08-04-2005 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by Christa:
DRTYman
I'm more than likely going to kick myself for asking, and then end up having to slap you but...What is MILF?

Well, are you?

HummerNewbie 08-04-2005 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Christa:
DRTYman
I'm more than likely going to kick myself for asking, and then end up having to slap you but...What is MILF?

Well, are you? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO

Diana 08-04-2005 05:32 PM

Nah, you are all pretty much stuck with me. The woman are overwhelmed by the men. It is time we kick your asses a little bit.

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Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Diana:
I will still hang around and participate, until the day I can proudly annouce my ownership.

Glad to hear you are going to stick around but are you saying you are going to leave the day you annouce ownership </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

HummerNewbie 08-04-2005 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by Diana:
It is time we kick your asses a little bit.


Promises, promises

Christa 08-04-2005 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Christa:
DRTYman
I'm more than likely going to kick myself for asking, and then end up having to slap you but...What is MILF?

Well, are you? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Bad, Bad DRTY, Bad!!!
Not only should you be slapped you should also be spanked, horse-whipped, humiliated and debased like the dog you are...problem is...I think you'd like it!!!

Christa 08-04-2005 06:28 PM

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Diana, just so you know, the guys LOVE pictures like this!!

HummerNewbie 08-04-2005 06:45 PM

OH DAMN, that is just down right wrong

h2co-pilot 08-04-2005 06:59 PM

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Originally posted by Christa:
Diana, just so you know, the guys LOVE pictures like this!!



Isn't that Elian?

dochummer 08-04-2005 07:28 PM

I think I'm going to hurl

gorton 08-04-2005 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by Diana:
I have to say I have vastly enjoyed this forum. I love the quick wit, and creativity of the members when a troll comes around.


at your service cinderella. it's an honor to have had the opportunity entertaining you. better hurry up and get that hummer before the clock strikes midnight.

Diana 08-04-2005 08:28 PM

Judging by the time, you must have just come from school... too bad they make you ride on the little yellow bus.

Get a girlfriend, join the gym, do outdoor activities. You can't possibly be a happy person when you need to come here and insult others. I feel sorry for you.



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Originally posted by gorton:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Diana:
I have to say I have vastly enjoyed this forum. I love the quick wit, and creativity of the members when a troll comes around.


at your service cinderella. it's an honor to have had the opportunity entertaining you. better hurry up and get that hummer before the clock strikes midnight. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

gorton 08-04-2005 08:58 PM

oh, i'm at the gym 2-3 hours per day. probably give your p*#%* whipped hubby a run for his money. i guess you canucks don't work regular work schedules (ie.9-5) actually you probably wouldn't know much about work. just how to spend all the money. yeah that would make me happy as well. all smiles ear to ear.

DRTYFN 08-04-2005 09:02 PM

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Originally posted by gorton:
oh, i'm at the gym 2-3 hours per day.

Suuuuure you do.
I've seen your picture and the only thing you're doing in the gym is cleaning toilets and folding towels.

hyperion78 08-04-2005 09:09 PM

no wonder elian wanted to go back to cuba

Klaus 08-04-2005 09:23 PM

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Originally posted by gorton:
oh, i'm at the gym 2-3 hours per day.

Yeah, right. Cleaning the toilets!

Diana 08-04-2005 09:34 PM

Obviously you have never been in a serious and loving relationship. You seem to think woman get things from their husbands from putting out. Maybe your mother is like that, and that is obvious due to your deep seated issues with woman. I am sorry your mother did not love you the way all children should be loved. Your issues and comments really show what type of life you have lived. I really do feel sorry for you. Was your father even a part of your life?

It seems to strike cord with you that my husband bodybuilds... It appears to me that you are intimidated by people that are fit, healthy and strong. Sorry if you were picked on by the jocks and atheletes in high school. You are probably one of those little weiners at the gym that hides behind equipment, and watches all the big boys. My husband has spotted plenty of guys like you, and so have I.

I also know that there is no way you could spend 2-3 hours in the gym everyday. Only people that compete do this, and usually do it for 8-12 weeks prior to competition., Do your homework before you start bull****ting about something you know nothing about.

If you had a job, and worked out 2-3 hours a day, you would not have the time or energy to grace us with opinions and flaming.

Christa, that picture is just WRONG!!!!

Diana 08-04-2005 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by Beastmaster:
Diana,

I applaud your restraint.



I restrain myself, because people like Gorton practice this type of behavoir as a cry for help. If he did not hang around here, he would be hanging himself in a closet with his belt (probably would not even do that right). We give him a purpose in life now...

gorton 08-04-2005 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by Diana:
Obviously you have never been in a serious and loving relationship. You seem to think woman get things from their husbands from putting out. Maybe your mother is like that, and that is obvious due to your deep seated issues with woman. I am sorry your mother did not love you the way all children should be loved. Your issues and comments really show what type of life you have lived. I really do feel sorry for you. Was your father even a part of your life?

It seems to strike cord with you that my husband bodybuilds... It appears to me that you are intimidated by people that are fit, healthy and strong. Sorry if you were picked on by the jocks and atheletes in high school. You are probably one of those little weiners at the gym that hides behind equipment, and watches all the big boys. My husband has spotted plenty of guys like you, and so have I.

I also know that there is no way you could spend 2-3 hours in the gym everyday. Only people that compete do this, and usually do it for 8-12 weeks prior to competition., Do your homework before you start bull****ting about something you know nothing about.

If you had a job, and worked out 2-3 hours a day, you would not have the time or energy to grace us with opinions and flaming.

Christa, that picture is just WRONG!!!!

ok, i'll print out the hours and log the exercises for you next time lady. none of you even have the slightest idea who i am, or what i do. please dont make assumptions.also your internet psychoanalysis degree has been revoked. "Only people that compete do this". No ****. Wow were gradually catching here.

gorton 08-04-2005 10:28 PM

also Diana, do you need the hummer to fill the gap of pleasure that your husband leaves out, from his shrunken steroid enbalmed member? elitist superhuman wannabe. you guys must be the talk of the juice bar. oh trust me the H2 will bump you up quite a few notches in that low life social spectrum.

h2co-pilot 08-04-2005 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by gorton:
ok, i'll print out the hours and log the exercises for you next time lady. none of you even have the slightest idea who i am, or what i do. please dont make assumptions.also your internet psychoanalysis degree has been revoked. "Only people that compete do this". No ****. Wow were gradually catching here.

I know who you are sweetie.

Diana 08-04-2005 11:12 PM

OMG!!! You are a fool. People can and do bodybuild without steroids. Diet and exercise are key in any fitness program. I will not disclose what I do for a living, but I will tell you part of my living is knowing what I am talking about in this department.

Funny how you contradict yourself. First you say I have to put out to get my Hummer from my husband. Now you say I don't get any due to steroid use. I don't disclose much info about my personal life, however, my husband and I have NO PROBLEMS in that department. I also have sex because I love him and find him attractive (unlike youself). He does not need to buy my affections. Honestly, by the way you speak, you have never seen what a true loving, successful and mutual relationship is. So sad to have never known it...

So do not belittle me for judging you, when you have done the exact same thing since you responded to my post. I never asked for your verbal assult and judgement. I want a Hummer, because I like them. I am not so shallow and my life does have meaning. I don't need a vehicle to fill in any sort of gap. Some people bust their asses for a living, and have worked hard for every single thing the own. Some people want to enjoy the fruits of their labor. You probably have never even had the pleasure of driving or riding in a Hummer, so it is beyond your comprehension of what it feels like. Hummers are not the most attractive vehicle on the road, however they compansate in their confort, and purpose.

I judge you and your life, due to how you conduct yourself towards other people. A well raised, and well adjusted individual does not speak to others in such a demeaning manner.

What a pity that you have no friends, and no real life. You have come to boards to annoy and irritate other well meaning people, to justify your pathetic exsistance. I am now going to go out with my friends, while you sit by yourself, and annoy people. Mind you, I guess you need to go workout for your 2-3 hours now. I don't know what you do for 2-3 hours, but I can say your regimen is counter productive of whatever youare trying to achieve. At least the members of these forums won't have you around for a few hours...

Why not go to FUH2 site to hang out with your peers. Oh yeah, they have not been updating anything over there for a couple of months now... No wonder you are so lost and lonely.

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Originally posted by gorton:
also Diana, do you need the hummer to fill the gap of pleasure that your husband leaves out, from his shrunken steroid enbalmed member? elitist superhuman wannabe. you guys must be the talk of the juice bar. oh trust me the H2 will bump you up quite a few notches in that low life social spectrum.


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