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Lean Machine 09-15-2006 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by PARAGON
if you have to have GAP insurance, you're stoopid


I'm sure it would be better to just pay cash for all of your vehicles and not have to deal with any extra insurance requirements, however, if you do have a note on your vehicle, having GAP insurance, it is just the financially responsible thing to do

ZigsRig 09-15-2006 05:39 PM

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while i agree with you 100%

SHHHHHHH... dont upset the almighty with your common sense. He might call you bad names :shhh:

PARAGON 09-15-2006 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Lean Machine
I'm sure it would be better to just pay cash for all of your vehicles and not have to deal with any extra insurance requirements, however, if you do have a note on your vehicle, having GAP insurance, it is just the financially responsible thing to do

nope, tis stoopid, as I said.

I have "a note" on mine because it was dumb to pay all cash, considering how cheap the rates were. But I didn't finance the entire purchase price and had the ability to cover the "gap" should something occur, if there happened to be a gap.

It's stupid because you should not be putting yourself in the position of HAVING TO HAVE gap insurance to begin with. If you really think it's the smart thing to do, I have some Enron stock I would like to sell you....... cheap.



It's logic 101. If it doesn't make sense for someone who pays all cash for his vehicle, it wouldn't make sense for someone financing theirs. If you HAVE to finance the entire amount to make the deal work for you, then you are stretched too thin and don't need to be buying the stupid thing and certainly should keep away from the position that requires you to need gap insurance.

PARAGON 09-15-2006 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ZigsRig
while i agree with you 100%

SHHHHHHH... dont upset the almighty with your common sense. He might call you bad names :shhh:

your propellers are a little chewed up aren't they? 'cause you sho are slow on the uptake.

I have already called him bad names and capitalize the A in Almighty when you are referring to me next time.

ZigsRig 09-15-2006 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by PARAGON
your propellers are a little chewed up aren't they? 'cause you sho are slow on the uptake.

I have already called him bad names and capitalize the A in Almighty when you are referring to me next time.


wasn't my post before yours? :OWNED:

PARAGON 09-15-2006 06:33 PM

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wasn't my post before yours? :OWNED:

no, it wasn't. Besides, I'm not sure what that is supposed to have to do with anything.

You are so dumb, your fingers and toes have to be numbered. Let me explain this in agonizing detail, so that you even you will grasp it. You stated "He might call you bad names", to which I stated "I have already called him bad names" of which I did way back before you introduced your ignorance into this thread.

ZigsRig 09-15-2006 06:44 PM

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Were you the fat kid in school who everyone made fun of on the playground? cause the "Fat Aggression" you display is pathetic.

Perhaps your mother didn't breast feed you?

Maybe you need to get laid to vent a little of this pent-up hostility.

PARAGON 09-15-2006 06:50 PM

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Were you the fat kid in school who everyone made fun of on the playground? cause the "Fat Aggression" you display is pathetic.

Perhaps your mother didn't breast feed you?

Maybe you need to get laid to vent a little of this pent-up hostility.

nice try, way off the mark, but at least you attempted to shift your brain outta granny gear.

No, I was captain of the football team with a full ride to a NCAA team. I was breast fed by the USMC, don't really remember when I was 1 year old. Also, happily married with 2 children. Maybe you should stick to the bar room psych analysis because otherwise, you shouldn't quit your day job.

CO Hummer 09-15-2006 06:56 PM

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Well Corvo, do you now have the advice you need? :D :D :D

ZigsRig 09-15-2006 06:58 PM

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with a full ride to a NCAA team.


oh no, a collegate football player.... I bet you there is more than one member here who had a "full ride to a NCAA team" (BTW, what college isnt in the NCAA?)... And i bet there is even a member here who has a National Championship ring from one of these NCAA teams...

Seriously, how full of your own $HIT are you.

ZigsRig 09-15-2006 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Well Corvo, do you now have the advice you need? :D :D :D


:jump:

PARAGON 09-15-2006 06:59 PM

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Well Corvo, do you now have the advice you need? :D :D :D

:shhh: he's stuck in traffic in the camry

CO Hummer 09-15-2006 07:04 PM

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:shhh: he's stuck in traffic in the camry


Do you have any advice for him?

What other routes could he have taken? What should he do to pass the time? Should he have checked the traffic report? Would use of a handheld CB helped him to avoid the traffic jam?

PARAGON 09-15-2006 07:06 PM

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oh no, a collegate football player.... I bet you there is more than one member here who had a "full ride to a NCAA team" (BTW, what college isnt in the NCAA?)... And i bet there is even a member here who has a National Championship ring from one of these NCAA teams...

Seriously, how full of your own $HIT are you.

I didn't say I was a "collegate" football player.:giggling:

Does more than one synapse go off in your head at once or is it simply too much of a strain? Who cares if there are other members who had a full ride? Life was contradicting your ignorance...... AGAIN.

I'm really not that full of shit right now, just had a very good bowel movement that was extremely satisfying. In fact, the turds in the toilet sorta reminded me of you.

PARAGON 09-15-2006 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Do you have any advice for him?

What other routes could he have taken? What should he do to pass the time? Should he have checked the traffic report? Would use of a handheld CB helped him to avoid the traffic jam?

If he was in an H2 he wouldn't have had any problems.:dancingbanana:

CO Hummer 09-15-2006 07:08 PM

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I didn't say I was a "collegate" football player.:giggling:
I'm really not that full of shit right now, just had a very good bowel movement that was extremely satisfying. In fact, the turds in the toilet sorta reminded me of you.

.

PARAGON 09-15-2006 07:12 PM

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CO Hummer 09-15-2006 07:12 PM

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Zig,
You've grown since the last time I saw you! :D

PARAGON 09-15-2006 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Zig,
You've grown dumber since the last time I saw you! :D

fizzled

ZigsRig 09-15-2006 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Do you have any advice for him?

What other routes could he have taken? What should he do to pass the time? Should he have checked the traffic report? Would use of a handheld CB helped him to avoid the traffic jam?


Thats funny, if you didn't get it... he was making fun of your need to ALWAYS correct people when they arn't doing it "Your" way.

BTW, you say you had a "Full Ride" to a NCAA team which I assume you turned down to go into the USMC (which is about your only redeemable attribute). Why else would you mention your football playing unless you were trying to intemadate me or show me how much better you are than the rest of us?

ZigsRig 09-15-2006 07:22 PM

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And is this really the place for toilet humor :giggling:

perhaps less fiber?

CO Hummer 09-15-2006 07:24 PM

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And is this really the place for toilet humor :giggling:

perhaps less fiber?


X2 guys. We should move the scat humor to the Rubicon thread.

PARAGON 09-15-2006 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ZigsRig
Thats funny, if you didn't get it... he was making fun of your need to ALWAYS correct people when they arn't doing it "Your" way.

BTW, you say you had a "Full Ride" to a NCAA team which I assume you turned down to go into the USMC (which is about your only redeemable attribute). Why else would you mention your football playing unless you were trying to intemadate me or show me how much better you are than the rest of us?

Ok, I'll put this in short words with big letters for you.

you made some suggestion of me in school, and something about breast feeding and something about me being "fat" in school whom everyone made fun of

I contradicted that with the facts of my actual life

then you continue to exhibit doofusness by asking why I would mention it

ZigsRig 09-15-2006 07:28 PM

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so you are saying there was a playground at your highschool?

PARAGON 09-15-2006 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ZigsRig
Thats funny, if you didn't get it... he was making fun of your need to ALWAYS correct people when they arn't doing it "Your" way.

while working for your GED try a few online reading comprehension courses, they'll help.

You'll notice, my joke in response was much more funnier than his.

PARAGON 09-15-2006 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ZigsRig
so you are saying there was a playground at your highschool?

No, I didn't say anything of the sort. But, as a matter of fact, there was. What's your point? As dull of a point it probably is.

KenP 09-15-2006 07:34 PM

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Someone needs a dictionary or a spell checker.

PARAGON 09-15-2006 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by KenP
Someone needs a dictionary or a spell checker.

don't ban me....... i'll tRy mo bettr

ZigsRig 09-15-2006 07:55 PM

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Im comfused, I started this all with asking if you were the "fat kid who everyone made fun of on the playground" You retorted with "i was the captin of the football team blah blah blah...."

So, i naturally i figured you must have had a playground at your highschool.... Or were you just trolling for dates at the elementry school mr. captin of the football team?

PARAGON 09-15-2006 08:02 PM

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Im comfused, I started this all with asking if you were the "fat kid who everyone made fun of on the playground" You retorted with "i was the captin of the football team blah blah blah...."

So, i naturally i figured you must have had a playground at your highschool.... Or were you just trolling for dates at the elementry school mr. captin of the football team?

I know you are "comfused." I've been pointing that out throughout this entire thread.

If you are going to attempt to quote me, get it right and spell it correctly. m-K?

The playground was right next to the gym where I played basketball my junior and senior years when we were over state runnerups. At some point, your ass will have to tell your brain that you have been making a complete moronic fool of yourself here and you will quit while you are behind. The school I went to had K-12 at the same school.

KenP 09-15-2006 08:05 PM

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wHat deed u say pARagin?

PARAGON 09-15-2006 08:05 PM

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Hey ziggy,

Here's a tip: A closed mouth gathers no foot.

PARAGON 09-15-2006 08:14 PM

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wHat deed u say pARagin?

I said, does ziggy even own a Hummer?

corvo 09-15-2006 08:16 PM

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Wow, what a complete waist of time this forum is. I posted something in hopes that it does not happen to you, and all I get is crap. Are you guys really this mis-informed on how Onstar works? On what Gap insurance covers? And that when you take your vehicle in for service that if you give them to much information that a lowlife scumbag can make a key and come to your place of business and drive away?REALLY.:lame: Did I have gap insurance, YES! it was provided by the dealer(for free) and only covers the gap between what you owe and what it is worth (kelly Blue Book), I owe less than what is owed so it doesn't apply. I put a large chunk of money as a down payment, and I purchased it in October of 2003. I lose $25k because its worth only so much now. I might walk with $10-12k. As far as Onstar goes I called them 15 minutes after the theft and they had no signal :lame: Why? I just recieved a call on day 3 from them and all they could say was sorry we have not recieved any signal, don't know where you Hummer is. Cops said all they have to do is rip the Antenna off, or disconnect it.:lame:What kind of Advice was I looking for? How about, install a tracking devise that is not so easily disconnected. :beerchug: Or how about, try this insurance company, they actually take care of you when you have a claim. Or, ? Anyway, Good Luck, when the Cops catch the guy, who's license plate is on film and who works at or knows a guy who works at Tustin GMC/Hummer, I'll let you know.

PARAGON 09-15-2006 08:22 PM

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Wow, what a complete waist of time this forum is. I posted something in hopes that it does not happen to you, and all I get is crap. Are you guys really this mis-informed on how Onstar works? On what Gap insurance covers? And that when you take your vehicle in for service that if you give them to much information that a lowlife scumbag can make a key and come to your place of business and drive away?REALLY.:lame: Did I have gap insurance, YES! it was provided by the dealer(for free) and only covers the gap between what you owe and what it is worth (kelly Blue Book), I owe less than what is owed so it doesn't apply. I put a large chunk of money as a down payment, and I purchased it in October of 2003. I lose $25k because its worth only so much now. I might walk with $10-12k. As far as Onstar goes I called them 15 minutes after the theft and they had no signal :lame: Why? I just recieved a call on day 3 from them and all they could say was sorry we have not recieved any signal, don't know where you Hummer is. Cops said all they have to do is rip the Antenna off, or disconnect it.:lame:What kind of Advice was I looking for? How about, install a tracking devise that is not so easily disconnected. :beerchug: Or how about, try this insurance company, they actually take care of you when you have a claim. Or, ? Anyway, Good Luck, when the Cops catch the guy, who's license plate is on film and who works at or knows a guy who works at Tustin GMC/Hummer, I'll let you know.

doubt they would have to go through the trouble of ripping the antenna off.

Advice? POST THE MUTHERFUCKING VIDEO

Then upload it to google videos

then upload it to youtube.com


but mainly how in the hell would you know that it was someone from the dealership? If you know that then most of the battle is done.

It is very easy for them to steal your truck without your VIN or personal info.

CO Hummer 09-15-2006 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by corvo
What kind of Advice was I looking for? How about, install a tracking devise that is not so easily disconnected.


So, you already had prepared answers? I see now. This was just a quiz.

Are they any other advice items that we missed?

KenP 09-15-2006 08:29 PM

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Are they any other advice items that we missed?

Just one:

Take video to Hummer dealership with the police and compare faces.:twak:

PARAGON 09-15-2006 08:37 PM

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Just one:

Take video to Hummer dealership with the police and compare faces.:twak:

perhaps an anti-theft device such as this one

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...=car+explosion

ZigsRig 09-15-2006 08:37 PM

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Here's a tip: A closed mouth gathers no fatness around the face.


Like this guy.....

PARAGON 09-15-2006 08:38 PM

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Like this guy.....

too bad!


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