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KenP 10-23-2006 12:15 AM
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'Skins are about to lose. I suck, too.

Mrs is without power.

NewHummerGuy 10-23-2006 02:15 AM
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Originally Posted by KenP
'Skins are about to lose. I suck, too.

Mrs is without power.


About to lose.......I told the wife final would be 34-14 before game started. If not for "Charity" touchdown and "meaningless" 2 point conversion I would have been right.

Oh, and we own season tix. Shows my confidence level:crying: :crying: :crying:

We suck:dancingbanana:

KenP 10-23-2006 06:42 AM
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Oh, and we own season tix. Shows my confidence level:crying: :crying: :crying:
Are you serious???? That waiting list is nuts!!!! Damn I'm jealous!!!!! Never been to a game, but it's on my list!!!!!:perfect10s:

NewHummerGuy 10-23-2006 07:02 AM
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Are you serious???? That waiting list is nuts!!!! Damn I'm jealous!!!!! Never been to a game, but it's on my list!!!!!:perfect10s:

Wifes dad had tix for years and lives now in Northern Neck. So we took over about 5 years ago.

Well, told the wife I aint going to Giants or Panthers game so we are selling those. Face value. Tix are section 136 row 19 seats 1 & 2. If interested;)

PARAGON 10-23-2006 03:39 PM
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How about Denny Hamlin?

Rubbing on Gordon

rookie in the chase


BTW, what happened to Jr.
The pit deal where he and 48 pitted could have been a much better deal, but it was a good deal because it was short pitting and they weren't going to get lapped.

Hope Schrader is on Michael's show tonight. He should be funny as hell about that wreck. Reagan was racing him way too hard to be 3 laps down when Schrader was in the top 10. I thought he was going to put that bumper bar through someone's window.

KenP 10-23-2006 03:53 PM
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I thought that bumper was going to fly, too.:excited:

Ragan made NO friends yesterday. He needs to mature quickly to get any respect next year.
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BTW, what happened to Jr.
The pit deal where he and 48 pitted could have been a much better deal, but it was a good deal because it was short pitting and they weren't going to get lapped.
The pitting wasn't so bad, but Jr had alot to say to Eury about communication afterward.

Jr adjusted his brake bias during a caution and wheel hopped trying to get under Kahne and spun. He compared it to Atlanta '04 when he spun during the chase and basically put himself out of title contention.

PARAGON 10-23-2006 04:08 PM
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I thought that bumper was going to fly, too.:excited:

Ragan made NO friends yesterday. He needs to mature quickly to get any respect next year.The pitting wasn't so bad, but Jr had alot to say to Eury about communication afterward.

Jr adjusted his brake bias during a caution and wheel hopped trying to get under Kahne and spun. He compared it to Atlanta '04 when he spun during the chase and basically put himself out of title contention.
WTF was he doing with the Bias?

Did he start having braking probs?:rant:

GLBLWARMR 10-23-2006 04:11 PM
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He just locked them up going into the corner. He forgot about the saying "If it ain't fvcking broke don't fvck with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

wpage 10-24-2006 05:52 PM
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Oakland Ca next stop for T.O. soon!!:popcorn:

partsguy 10-29-2006 12:03 AM
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Ok Mrs. First off sorry about the little one.....That suck's!!!!!!!!!Child :A:

What track is Burton going to suck at this week,and get Scharder wrecked while he is in the top 50.

IMO Jr would win more if he didn't try to think of how to make the beerwagon faster!!!!(he's not Dale)

Have a great weekend and please keep your A safe!!! Fubking bee's suck!

KenP 10-29-2006 01:26 AM
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Pro Bass Shops 500
Atlanta Motor Speedway
Sunday, 2:30 EST
NBC ( I hate NBC's coverage of racing. )

Track Facts
Banking/Turns: 24
Distance: 1.54 miles
Shape: Oval

Quote of the week from Ward Burton:

On Friday, there was a gorgeous blonde local reporter. Someone asked Ward if anything had changed since his layoff, and he deadpans, "I'll say this, the media crowd is a lot of y'all like this young lady in here that looks really good and the rest of you, it still looks the same as it always does."

partsguy 10-29-2006 01:52 AM
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Cool I like Atlanta......Last time I whatched a race there Morgan Shepard
won. Or was it Dale Jarard in the 21 ford.

partsguy 10-29-2006 01:54 AM
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Crap I have a make up game at 2:00,Well I don't I just pretend to give direction(coach)

partsguy 11-04-2006 08:21 PM
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I have to limp to a little league meeting, where is the next (one step closer to making a a$$ outof myself) dog pile on Burton race at???????:violin: Well good luck to me.

KenP 11-04-2006 09:19 PM
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I have to limp to a little league meeting, where is the next (one step closer to making a a$$ outof myself) dog pile on Burton race at???????:violin: Well good luck to me.
Texas Motor Speedway
Fort Worth, TX
NBC
Sunday, 2:30

Track Facts:
Banking/Turns: 24
Distance: 1.5 miles
Shape: Quad-oval

Jr starts 10th
Burton starts 29th

Qualifying record for this track was set this weekend by
Brian Vickers (the one that wrecked Jr and Jimmie) at 196.235

Power Rankings for Jr and Burton for this weekend from Nascar.com:
Jr #2:
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True story: At the race, sheets are always handed out that detail the caution laps, what the caution was for, etc. When we got the second one -- the one after the Lap 83 debris caution that got Junior back on the lead lap -- the sheet had the reason for the caution listed as "TBD."

Burton #10:
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Wawd isa bahck in da race at Texus and iz-uh plannin' on gettin' Wobby Guhdon back for throwin' dat fuhoooom paddin' and ruinin' Jeff's race.
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Translation by KenP: Burton's brother, Ward, is in the Texas race and plans on getting Robby Gordon back for throwing the rollbar padding out his window and ruining Jeff's race by not allowing him back on the lead lap.:D :D


partsguy 11-04-2006 10:29 PM
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That means what for me???????Jeff will lose by Ward wreaking Robby and Jr. in the top ten.(he won't win).

Nothing like being in a family fight.

Thank Ken

Enjoy you coors lite tonight!!!;)

h2co-pilot 11-04-2006 10:36 PM
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Enjoy you coors lite tonight!!!;)

X2 :D :beerchug:

Mrs.ssippi 11-05-2006 01:25 AM
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Hey Pickle Boi, what is your dogs name?

partsguy 11-05-2006 02:01 AM
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Mrs...........................:D No ,her name is Molly 68lbs of unadultraded lazy dog.She would look good on a southern front porch.

partsguy 11-05-2006 02:05 AM
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Why do you ask????????????? I better not have to worry myself with a six foot dog naper in these here parts!!!!

Mrs.ssippi 11-05-2006 05:41 AM
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Mrs...........................:D No ,her name is Molly 68lbs of unadultraded lazy dog.She would look good on a southern front porch.
Maybe we should change the bet. :giggling:

Mrs.ssippi 11-05-2006 05:46 AM
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Why do you ask????????????? I better not have to worry myself with a six foot dog naper in these here parts!!!!
I think me being 6 feet tall really bothers you !:giggling: Dennis also had problems with me being tall, but that is because he is so short, everytime he would talk to me he would be looking at my breasts. I started to get a complex about it. But then CP reminded me why. :shhh: :giggling:

J B 11-05-2006 08:00 AM
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Dennis also had problems with me being tall, but that is because he is so short, everytime he would talk to me he would be looking at my breasts.
Do you call that ugly sagging skin "breast" Mrs? Good god woman, maybe before kids they were nice looking but what I saw in the pool in Moab was horrible.

J B 11-05-2006 08:13 AM
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.r.e.r.e.d.r.u.m.o.e.n 11-05-2006 08:17 AM
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:OWNED:

partsguy 11-05-2006 03:47 PM
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I think me being 6 feet tall really bothers you !:giggling: Dennis also had problems with me being tall, but that is because he is so short, everytime he would talk to me he would be looking at my breasts. I started to get a complex about it. But then CP reminded me why. :shhh: :giggling:
Nah,being tall is cool my Mrs. is 5'9" and I'm 6'2".It's just something to grind in sorta like "pickle boi,Mosh pit woman" Etc etc etc.

If it bothers you I'll steer clear of it.(maybe)

If we ever meet I dress up like TIM Conways Dorf.Put sneakers on my knee's and get Dennis's point of view!Good luck today..............Burton!!!1:D

NewHummerGuy 11-05-2006 04:36 PM
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Thats really sick man. This should not be posted on this site.

Just my opinion which I am sure you dont give a **** about.

Mrs.ssippi 11-05-2006 05:26 PM
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Do you call that ugly sagging skin "breast" Mrs? Good god woman, maybe before kids they were nice looking but what I saw in the pool in Moab was horrible.
Hey KK, you just got :OWNED: with that comment. Just so you know I never got in a bathing suit in MOAB you dumb f*ck. And I guess the mother of your children never breast fed becasue I was still nursing my 4 month old when we were in MOAB and any one that has any, and I do mean ANY f*cking knowledge knows that when a women breast feeds their breast are very firm and round. SO, go plant something and drink alittle more and come up with something better than that.

Mrs.ssippi 11-05-2006 05:31 PM
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Nah,being tall is cool my Mrs. is 5'9" and I'm 6'2".It's just something to grind in sorta like "pickle boi,Mosh pit woman" Etc etc etc.

If it bothers you I'll steer clear of it.(maybe)

If we ever meet I dress up like TIM Conways Dorf.Put sneakers on my knee's and get Dennis's point of view!Good luck today..............Burton!!!1:D
No, it does not bother me at all, just giving you a hard time. Hey what are you and your family having for b'fast? Pickled eggs, pickle pigs feet and toast? :giggling: :giggling: :giggling: Maybe that is what Burton will have and he will need to hit the bathroom about lap 75. :jump: Hey but really I do hope your #21 does good today, 31 can kiss my @ss, but I really like Ken he is so funny! I watch him every Monday night on Speed recap the race and he is sooooooo funny.

PARAGON 11-05-2006 05:45 PM
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Do you call that ugly sagging skin "breast" Mrs? Good god woman, maybe before kids they were nice looking but what I saw in the pool in Moab was horrible.
What's the matter Alec? You're so pathetic of a human being you go after my wife just as Neo did?

Great example for the Hummer X club. Way to go.

partsguy 11-05-2006 06:05 PM
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You know this is a reason people just need to stay out off thing's.The MRS. and I have a bet, next thing you know people are stabbing Paragon and his family.
What does Alec,r.e.whatever,,, photo chopped pictures of anyone have to do with this thread!!!!Nothing!!!!

Take this **** somewhere esle it doesn't belong here.:rant: :rant: :mad:

You God damn meatheads are getting old with this personal crap!Thick skin is one thing..........but polluting the site is another!!!!1

Mrs.ssippi 11-05-2006 06:10 PM
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You know this is a reason people just need to stay out off thing's.The MRS. and I have a bet, next thing you know people are stabbing Paragon and his family.
What does Alec,r.e.whatever,,, photo chopped pictures of anyone have to do with this thread!!!!Nothing!!!!

Take this **** somewhere esle it doesn't belong here.:rant: :rant: :mad:

You God damn meatheads are getting old with this personal crap!Thick skin is one thing..........but polluting the site is another!!!!1
Hey it's no big deal. People are trying to change the subject because they are worried you might get upset when you lose! :crying: :giggling:

partsguy 11-05-2006 06:30 PM
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Hey it's no big deal. People are trying to change the subject because they are worried you might get upset when you lose! :crying: :giggling:
I was so pissed off about this,but then with your replie I thought(yes I do think)Why bother...just the GD internet.By the way my family wouldn't know a pig's foot from a gekco's foot.:) :D But we did have oatmeal and orange slices.

I'm lucky today leg up and beer in hand,tendon is my ticket out of shopping with Jr. and my wife.Hopefully your cable holds out today!:D

I made a label for my Bud,it's orange and black with a big X in the center.
on the back of it has a picture of a little girl in a bonnet eatting a snake cake!!!

Mrs.ssippi 11-05-2006 06:49 PM
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I was so pissed off about this,but then with your replie I thought(yes I do think)Why bother...just the GD internet.By the way my family wouldn't know a pig's foot from a gekco's foot.:) :D But we did have oatmeal and orange slices.

I'm lucky today leg up and beer in hand,tendon is my ticket out of shopping with Jr. and my wife.Hopefully your cable holds out today!:D

I made a label for my Bud,it's orange and black with a big X in the center.
on the back of it has a picture of a little girl in a bonnet eatting a snake cake!!!
Damn, your funny. I guess I need to do the same to my cell phone. I never thought about it. DID SOMEONE SAY SHOPPING? I don't think a little tendon problem would make me say home from shopping, ask my husband. No, don't nevermind. :D Looks like rain in Texas, not sure they will finish the race today. But all they have to do is make it half way.

Hey don't worry about all of the trash talk on the web, if it was true, I'd be crying in a corner somewhere. But it really is all funny. People that get all personal calling people fat and that their boobs sag or something like that just makes me laugh out loud. It reminds me of Jr. High when someone would say "your mommas ugly and dresses you funny....or I know you are but what am I?" It's just funny.

PARAGON 11-05-2006 06:56 PM
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I was so pissed off about this,but then with your replie I thought(yes I do think)Why bother...just the GD internet.By the way my family wouldn't know a pig's foot from a gekco's foot.:) :D But we did have oatmeal and orange slices.

I'm lucky today leg up and beer in hand,tendon is my ticket out of shopping with Jr. and my wife.Hopefully your cable holds out today!:D

I made a label for my Bud,it's orange and black with a big X in the center.
on the back of it has a picture of a little girl in a bonnet eatting a snake cake!!!

I get under too many people's thin skin. Then there are certain "different" people and it just get's ugly. They end up paying.



We may not get to watch any racing anyway. Sounds like it is suppose to rain there today.

partsguy 11-05-2006 07:10 PM
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Well Baltimore and the Bengles are on and Chad Johnson is shootting his mouth off.

But you know there is a place for everything!!!!!This thread is just what it is a bet between your wife and my self.There is IMO no place for the crap that I have seen!!


I heard if it rain's in Texas ,your taken the wife out shopping.any truth in this?:D

PARAGON 11-05-2006 07:27 PM
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Well Baltimore and the Bengles are on and Chad Johnson is shootting his mouth off.

But you know there is a place for everything!!!!!This thread is just what it is a bet between your wife and my self.There is IMO no place for the crap that I have seen!!


I heard if it rain's in Texas ,your taken the wife out shopping.any truth in this?:D

To Autozone?:D

Mrs.ssippi 11-05-2006 07:40 PM
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To Autozone?:D
No, to buy a new bag, Chloe, Paddington. Please.

partsguy 11-05-2006 07:53 PM
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No, to buy a new bag, Chloe, Paddington. Please.
Sorry buddy!!!!!!:D

Mrs.ssippi 11-05-2006 10:38 PM
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Burton in the wall - Lap 90 - sorry pickle boi !!!!!!!!!!!:fdance:


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