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guruerror 08-23-2011 01:16 AM

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Sure. You can use the same address as before.

Sportsdude 09-11-2011 04:02 AM

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:popcorn:

PaHumBug 09-22-2011 02:32 PM

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How embarrassing to have guru publicly demostrate this tried and true method to gain mpg's, and wouldn't you know it, he happened to get a faulty Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator...
:lame:

Still waiting for your results Starkey...

:popcorn:

guruerror 09-22-2011 02:46 PM

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...and I am still awaiting the 'postage paid box.'

The moon rocks are still on my tank...and I'm still getting the same mileage. I switched back to 'moon rocks' cause it's easier to remember. LOL!

My buddy was checking the truck out this weekend and said, "WTF is that demin sack on your gas tank?" I laughed, because I completely forgot it was up there and said, "I don't know. It was there when I bought it from the dealer."

PaHumBug 09-22-2011 04:28 PM

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:giggling:

guruerror 09-26-2011 09:30 PM

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The moon rock experiment ends tonight. In a privately-held, solemn ceremony I will be reaching up under the truck's backsides and clipping his little denim sack.

Refreshments will be served afterwards.

guruerror 09-29-2011 10:10 PM

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starkey188: Do you still want these moon rocks? If not, I'm going to roll some of it up and see if I can catch a buzz.

OrangeCrush 09-30-2011 01:41 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by guruerror
starkey188: Do you still want these moon rocks? If not, I'm going to roll some of it up and see if I can catch a buzz.


Is there anything you won?t smoke?

:D


Mark

starkey188 10-04-2011 12:15 AM

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Hey Guru I forgot about you. Since you had a hurricane I thought I would wait. I'll send a postage paid box this week.

PaHumBug 10-11-2011 02:35 PM

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:popcorn:

2010_5thgen 10-11-2011 05:07 PM

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i think that was probably the best thread i have ever seen. :giggling: by far the funniest.

guruerror 10-11-2011 08:30 PM

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I put some of the moon rock residue in a medicine pouch and have been wearing it around my neck for the last week...

I've noticed that the I can run much faster then before; the strength in my right arm is amazing (sweet); and if I cover my right eye I can see really, really far with my left eye.

I'm selling these pouches at $40 a pop...let me know!


Chubosco 10-12-2011 01:32 AM

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I bought some and my penis grew 4.5 inches. Now, the ladies love me. Life is great.

PaHumBug 10-17-2011 03:38 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by guruerror
I put some of the moon rock residue in a medicine pouch and have been wearing it around my neck for the last week...

I've noticed that the I can run much faster then before; the strength in my right arm is amazing (sweet); and if I cover my right eye I can see really, really far with my left eye.

I'm selling these pouches at $40 a pop...let me know!



Do you have any in denim???:p

guruerror 10-17-2011 04:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PaHumBug
Do you have any in denim???:p

LOL! Sorry...bull-sack leather only. I found that denim negates the magic properties of the moon rocks.

PaHumBug 10-19-2011 01:40 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by guruerror
LOL! Sorry...bull-sack leather only. I found that denim negates the magic properties of the moon rocks.


Ahhh, better tell Starkey you solved the mystery!!!;)

2010_5thgen 10-19-2011 03:29 PM

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do you have any pictures of what these moon rocks look like?

guruerror 10-19-2011 04:00 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 2010_5thgen
do you have any pictures of what these moon rocks look like?

Even better...here's a pic of Starkey collecting the samples:



...seriously though, I'll take a pic of the 'real deal' this evening and post. It just looks like crushed rocks.

2010_5thgen 10-19-2011 04:06 PM

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Lol...that's great.

USMC_Buckaroo 11-16-2011 06:08 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Yeti
I can do the same with my Moon rocks, but I don't use them on my gas, I put them next to my beer for less calories.



LOL!!! :beerchug:



Buck.

USMC_Buckaroo 11-16-2011 06:09 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Yeti
Hmmmm... must be from Canada, they love denim :giggling:



...you should quit your day job.



Buck.

guruerror 11-16-2011 06:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 2010_5thgen
do you have any pictures of what these moon rocks look like?

Here's the legit pic...


USMC_Buckaroo 11-16-2011 06:30 PM

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Howdy Guru,

Many thanks for the entertaining thread and the exhaustive R&D....the last few comments almost made me atomize {my 'scientific' contribution} the milk I was drinking....Spufffffffftt!!





Buck.

2010_5thgen 11-16-2011 08:08 PM

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you need to put those rocks and dust back in a bag and hook it up to a little rocket and send them back where they came from. :giggling:

guruerror 11-16-2011 08:12 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 2010_5thgen
you need to put those rocks and dust back in a bag and hook it up to a little rocket and send them back where they came from. :giggling:

WHAT?! I've been waiting on you to send me your address. I could have swore that you PMed me last week and said that you wanted to try them on your Z? No? I can put them in black denim...LOL.

2010_5thgen 11-16-2011 09:37 PM

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i dont have a Z...but i get pretty good mileage out of the camaro. better than my hummer and silverado combined.

guruerror 11-16-2011 09:39 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 2010_5thgen
i dont have a Z...but i get pretty good mileage out of the camaro. better than my hummer and silverado combined.

That's right...they don't make the Z28 any more...it's SS. You got the 6.2?

2010_5thgen 11-17-2011 01:54 PM

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yes sir! they do make a ZL1 now though.:dancingbanana:

H2Miami 09-10-2012 05:54 AM

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I know this is a pretty old thread but Im dying of laughter at 1 am ... ok enough I already wake up my wife and kids ... Good night :clapping:

USMC_Buckaroo 09-12-2012 01:00 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Chubosco
I bought some and my penis grew 4.5 inches. Now, the ladies love me. Life is great.



Well, NOW you have my attention!!!! :perfect10s:


I just have to figure out how to get 'Mr. Happy' to snort up the moon rock dust......




Buck.

guruerror 09-12-2012 01:51 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by USMC_Buckaroo
Well, NOW you have my attention!!!! :perfect10s:


I just have to figure out how to get 'Mr. Happy' to snort up the moon rock dust......




Buck.

Put it in a straw and blow it down the hole...

I think he's full of sh!t though...mine didn't get any longer, but it sure got fatter; mostly due to the swelling from the infection though...(sigh)

OrangeCrush 09-12-2012 03:52 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by guruerror
Put it in a straw and blow it down the hole...

I think he's full of sh!t though...mine didn't get any longer, but it sure got fatter; mostly due to the swelling from the infection though...(sigh)



Okay, I'm out of this thread after that comment.

:fdance:


Mark


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