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CO Hummer 01-06-2006 07:18 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
I can get a full meal for like $3 at WALMART. Yummmmm...409 </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fixed.

RIC-H0 01-06-2006 07:25 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JamesT:
CALL ME...LETS GO DRINKIN!!! SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT EXCUSS! I'LL EVEN DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'LL BRING HANK! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Like I need an excuse to drink!
How about the Cowboy Bar tonite!
We need to get HIHUMMER out to the Cowboy Bar soon!
Maybe Hank will ask her to Dance!

Ric

KenP 01-06-2006 07:35 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JamesT:
CALL ME...LETS GO DRINKIN!!! SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT EXCUSS! I'LL EVEN DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'LL BRING HANK! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That brings out the ghey.

PARAGON 01-06-2006 07:45 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
Its good to know that I still qualify as normal. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You been hittin' the Pine Sol again, son? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I grew up with grandsons of the inventor of Pine Sol.

CO Hummer 01-06-2006 07:47 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
I grew up with grandsons of the inventor of Pine Sol. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

What a coincidence. You know an inventor, I know a drinker. Go figure.

PARAGON 01-06-2006 07:52 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
I grew up with grandsons of the inventor of Pine Sol. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

What a coincidence. You know an inventor, I know a drinker. Go figure. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I also know a.... well I really didn't know him.... a drinker of draino. He wanted out of the Marine Corps.

CO Hummer 01-06-2006 07:53 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
I also know a.... well I really didn't know him.... a drinker of draino. He wanted out of the Marine Corps. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Remember when Shaggy wanted to join the Armed Services?

ShaggyX 01-06-2006 07:55 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
I also know a.... well I really didn't know him.... a drinker of draino. He wanted out of the Marine Corps. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Remember when Shaggy wanted to join the Armed Services? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Hehehe...yeah...that didn't happen.

PARAGON 01-06-2006 07:57 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
I also know a.... well I really didn't know him.... a drinker of draino. He wanted out of the Marine Corps. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Remember when Shaggy wanted to join the Armed Services? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Yeah, what happened there..... oh yeah. Something about don't ask, don't tell..... no wait or was it the drug testing. I forget which.

KenP 01-06-2006 07:57 PM

I know a Sanitary Disposal Engineer.

Andy C 01-06-2006 07:59 PM

Ric - I feel your pain - I have been Humerless for nearly a year now - it does not get any easier.

But at least there is this place to come to make you think you have one.

PARAGON 01-06-2006 07:59 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
I know a Sanitary Disposal Engineer. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Hey, a good friend of mine from Natchez designs dumps too.

PARAGON 01-06-2006 08:01 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Andy C:
Ric - I feel your pain - I have been Humerless for nearly a year now - it does not get any easier.

But at least there is this place to come to make you think you have one. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Get the fck out of here you hummerless whore. This is no place for your dress-wearing pansy self.

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Oh, no. Wait. You're cool.

PARAGON 01-06-2006 08:03 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
I know a Sanitary Disposal Engineer. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Hey, a good friend of mine from Natchez designs dumps too. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>And he used to own a pretty well-known bar called The Cellar.

I haven't seen or heard from him since his brain tumor.

CO Hummer 01-06-2006 08:05 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
I also know a.... well I really didn't know him.... a drinker of draino. He wanted out of the Marine Corps. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Remember when Shaggy wanted to join the Armed Services? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Yeah, what happened there..... oh yeah. Something about don't ask, don't tell..... no wait or was it the drug testing. I forget which. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Household cleaner testing. He didn't pass.

Andy C 01-06-2006 08:12 PM

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Andy C:
Ric - I feel your pain - I have been Humerless for nearly a year now - it does not get any easier.

But at least there is this place to come to make you think you have one. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Get the fck out of here you hummerless whore. This is no place for your dress-wearing pansy self.

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Oh, no. Wait. You're cool. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Dress wearing pansy - back in the Hummer days

CO Hummer 01-06-2006 08:24 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Don't Scots call those skirts kilts or something? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's like Shaggy calling his purse a "man purse".

PARAGON 01-06-2006 08:29 PM

Just look. Another Hummer owner parked in a handicap space.

CO Hummer 01-06-2006 08:31 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
Just look. Another Hummer owner parked in a handicap space. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>



You'd think this was Moab.

Andy C 01-06-2006 08:40 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Don't Scots call those skirts kilts or something? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Morris Dancers

Andy C 01-06-2006 08:41 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
Just look. Another Hummer owner parked in a handicap space. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I am Scottish, some consider this a handicap.

RIC-H0 01-06-2006 09:08 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Don't Scots call those skirts kilts or something? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's like Shaggy calling his purse a "man purse". </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
It's a mens Europeon attache case!

Ric

HumbleAg 01-06-2006 09:49 PM

Ric:

Should you change your name now? Some suggestions:

RIC-H2less
RIC-doin' without
RIC-What the hell was I thinking?

On a (somewhat) serious note, sorry to hear she's gone. I guess next time I come to SA in my wife's minivan we can hang together.


KenP 01-06-2006 10:23 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Andy C:
Ric - I feel your pain - I have been Humerless for nearly a year now - it does not get any easier. <span class="ev_code_RED">Tell the wife to step up or you're heading to the girlfriends house.</span>

But at least there is this place to come to make you think you have one.<span class="ev_code_RED">Whatever you little weirdos. Try </span>THIS. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

devilsfan 01-06-2006 11:47 PM

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Well Ric, now you can get yourself a REAL woman!

Stacy

Poseur 01-07-2006 02:59 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Whatever you little weirdos. Try [/color]THIS. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>[/quote] Thanks KenP. My wife has now reached officially gay status. She was entranced. I had to forcefully snap her out of it.

DRTYFN 01-07-2006 04:47 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by devilsfan:
Well Ric, now you can get yourself a REAL woman!

Stacy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You need a weekend ban for bringing back that landlocked fatass.

RIC-H0 01-07-2006 06:29 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HumbleAg:
Ric:

Should you change your name now? Some suggestions:

RIC-H2less
RIC-doin' without
RIC-What the hell was I thinking?

On a (somewhat) serious note, sorry to hear she's gone. I guess next time I come to SA in my wife's minivan we can hang together.

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I was thinking more along the lines of Ric-JU(for jeep Unlimited).
But I think Ric-What the hell was I thinking may work!

RIC-H0 01-07-2006 06:31 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by devilsfan:
Well Ric, now you can get yourself a REAL woman!

Stacy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Sorry Stacy...Jeep chick does not fit into the female category in my books!
Just because I no longer drive an H2 doesn't mean I wil lower my standards in Women.
I still believe that a woman driving an H2 is a beautiful thing!

Andy C 01-07-2006 01:42 PM

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Andy C:
I am Scottish, some consider this a handicap. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
The 50 million people living South of Scotland </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Do you mean these people, they call themselves The Stone Monkey Sword Dancers - The look more like The Stone Monkey Sword Swallowers in my opinion.

KenP 01-07-2006 01:54 PM

Men sword dancing is ghey.

RIC-H0 01-07-2006 06:36 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Gay Men dancing and holding another mans sword is ghey. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fixed

Ric


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