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tanklizard 03-22-2006 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by jp's-h3:
No plate #, maroon red bmw. He's a cook at the club, makes maybe $9.00 an hour. He prob. deals drugs to afford the car!

He's a f'ing cook?! Get him fired asap and don't eat there until he's gone. If he's spitting on your car you know he's spitting in the food.

4ophenia 03-22-2006 05:18 PM

Sounds like it's time for Don Corleone .....

I think the press would love to print a revealing story about the exclusive country club - how the destructive antics of club employees is going unchecked, and how member's high-profile cars are being targeted for vandalism. What are these same employees allowed to do to your food behind your back?

Would be a shame if the GM got fired too ....

Make the deal. Free membership for a year, plus the chef is fired (along with his buddy).

If not, start typing your story .......

h2co-pilot 03-22-2006 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by tanklizard:

He's a f'ing cook?! Get him fired asap and don't eat there until he's gone. If he's spitting on your car you know he's spitting in the food.

X2 Good call Lizard.

PackerFever 03-22-2006 05:32 PM

As one employee of mine told me "dude, you're harshing my mellow"

The punk ass beotch should be canned and the Club needs to do "something" for you. I would ask them what they suggest....then go for at least 20% more. Just my policy when I get dissed by bad service.

PARAGON 03-22-2006 05:38 PM

Sorry, but anything the club gives is just gravy. It's not their fault, they can't screen for cooks with spitting disorders.

Why go after the club for something you don't deserve from them? It would be a different story if they tried to avoid the whole situation to begin with and didn't provide video, etc.

Just damn, do something about the punk but don't go after someone who had nothing to do with it.

HummerNewbie 03-22-2006 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by PARAGON:
Sorry, but anything the club gives is just gravy. It's not their fault, they can't screen for cooks with spitting disorders.

Why go after the club for something you don't deserve from them? It would be a different story if they tried to avoid the whole situation to begin with and didn't provide video, etc.

Just damn, do something about the punk but don't go after someone who had nothing to do with it.

X2

Don't try to get the club to pay for something they really didn't have any control over unless they try to stonewall you and do nothing. Then you can start talking to them about going public with it. If you do go down that path, you probably won't be too welcome there by staff or guests due to the publicity. Unless management told him to spit on your truck, they really didn't do anything to deserve you going after them. I think the punk needs to pay somehow but keep in mind that even if he gets fired, I am sure he will still have friends in the kitchen or elsewhere at the club.

4ophenia 03-22-2006 07:02 PM

As long as employees are within the club's property, then management is responsible for the behavior of their employees.

It's disturbing to think that the employee must have known about the surveillance system and still choose to offend a club member/patron.

The club is responsible for their employees and they should take action against their chef. They should also make you feel very comfortable about returning to their club.

That's all I have to say 'bout that ........

HummerNewbie 03-22-2006 07:18 PM

Yes the club should take responsibility for an employees actions but that doesn't justify asking for a years free membership. I also agree that they should take action against this cook and everything should be fine. If they don't and he goes public with it is when managemnet, staff and other members might not make him feel real welcome at the club.

KenP 03-22-2006 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by tanklizard:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jp's-h3:
No plate #, maroon red bmw. He's a cook at the club, makes maybe $9.00 an hour. He prob. deals drugs to afford the car!

He's a f'ing cook?! Get him fired asap and don't eat there until he's gone. If he's spitting on your car you know he's spitting in the food. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That's EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!1

Arizona Hummerboy 03-22-2006 07:56 PM

I would go with the Legal Approach. Go to the head person at the Country Club and get him fired.

jp's-h3 03-22-2006 07:58 PM

CASE CLOSED!
Assface fired and, paying for a full detail!
The police dept. got involved and got him to confess. and if he show's his face in these parts again, charges will be filed!
All in all, a happy ending

HummerNewbie 03-22-2006 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jp's-h3:
CASE CLOSED!
Assface fired and, paying for a full detail!
The police dept. got involved and got him to confess. and if he show's his face in these parts again, charges will be filed!
All in all, a happy ending

Congrats on the happy ending

fourfourto 03-22-2006 08:25 PM

Assface fired and, paying for a full detail!


Make sure you bring it to the most expensive place for a detail.
Probobly your local hummer dealer

I was going to tell you to drop a load (10/20 lbs)of soft poop on his car from the copter.
Splat!

DRTYFN 03-22-2006 08:46 PM

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Originally posted by DDWH:
Take a massive piss in the fresh air vent He will like the smell when he runs the heater

Ohhh... what a novice.

Jar of Skippy peanut butter in the microwave for 3-4 minutes or until liquified. Pour liquified PB in air vents of targeted vehicle. Decaying PB smells like rotting flesh. Maple syrup is another good one. Bees LOVES maple syrup.

DRTYFN 03-22-2006 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jp's-h3:
CASE CLOSED!
Assface fired and, paying for a full detail!
The police dept. got involved and got him to confess. and if he show's his face in these parts again, charges will be filed!
All in all, a happy ending

You WILL post his info for our entertainment. DO NOW!!!!

killian 03-22-2006 08:51 PM

Send me his Vin and I'll cut a key to his BMW, what you do with it is up to you.

You could fill his trunk with a couple of ounces of an illicit substance and then call the cops.

Or..

How may other things can you think to do if you had a key to his ride?

bmoser1 03-22-2006 08:53 PM

I wanna see that video of "assface"

fourfourto 03-22-2006 08:57 PM

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I wanna see that video of "assface"


X2 Post it under OWNED

bmoser1 03-22-2006 08:59 PM

LMAO

PARAGON 03-22-2006 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jp's-h3:
CASE CLOSED!
Assface fired and, paying for a full detail!
The police dept. got involved and got him to confess. and if he show's his face in these parts again, charges will be filed!
All in all, a happy ending
Make sure, in the video, that he didn't bend down and spit at the under carriage of your truck. Because I would think the full detail would require a full and thorough cleaning of the underside as well.....

Also, as I understand it mucus has osmotic abilities and probably seeped through the pores in the windshield and infected the interior of the truck as well. Thorough detailing of the interior at his expense would be required.


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