Alright, taking the bracelet off.

People that have problems with Hummers are just falling into basic categories of behavior from our bi-pedal ancestors. Feeling jealous rage against the class orders that Hummers represent- power, wisdom, wealth and sexual attraction. Hence the Alpha concept, they are mere bitter primates who feel a sense of excitment for giving an anonymous jab to the dominant entities. For in another direct form of communication would cower as they have since the behavior was established.

I think it is entertaining to take a stab at the pecking order in this situation. Hence my wookie nookie, fag and eco-nazi remarks . Everyone craves to be heard and recognized regardless of the content that will do it. These poor individuals follow and speak without true personal thought just for this recognition. The best thing to do would be not to give the individual a mental treat that rewards craving, but I can't help but support my alpha hummer monkeys, plus I have so many funny pictures on file(well I think they are funny ). This poor young man had an outright demand for recogniion- posting on every thread possible. I suspect sexual dysfuntion or social deprevation.

It looks like we have pecked him back to pornographic websites of homosexual orientation, but he may be back...one of these aforementioned individuals will

TAZ, that was almost as long as one of your posts

Sorry, it wasn't a chubbie promoter but there is nothing sexy about a Kia or little boys with nothing to do.

I suspect sexual deprivation and social dysfunction.

Well there you have it Exploding Dick....

EP, don't feel too disheartened by all these posts. Not everyone can run with the big dogs. It's not your fault that you are deathly afraid of driving the speed limit or large machines. Cleary, your parents didn't make you feel very safe growing up. I can even understand you creating your fantasy:

"I can only afford this cheap P.O.S. import. I know, I'll make it seem noble. I'll pretend I am society's protector."

Fortunately, you are young enough, that the possibility for recovery exists. See if you can avail yourself of Psych/Social services on your campus.

Look, there is no great shame in lacking affluence. Of course, it is no great honor either. Why not forget the fantasies? Try socializing a little more. Maybe even ask a girl out. Stop playing in the street. Those machines ARE big and scary. And don’t worry about Taz’s daugter kicking your ass. She barely has time for him.

BAHZING!

I want to tell him to deliver a pizza, but he's not old enough.

BAHZING! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Dennis is this a term from the Mackenize brothers?

Actually from this dude.

True Co-pilot but what You lack in length You more than make for in clarity. We appreciate Your defense of the Alpha Hummer Monkeys.
Thanks C0-pilot We owe You,
TAZ

He's a bit busy right now with his after-school job....

http://load.pquinn.com/binaries/fries/

Stacy

I only give EP a rating of a 3. It's one thing that he thinks he knows everything. But he loses points because he keeps opening his mouth making a bigger ass out of himself.

EP shall now be known as Exploding Sphincter. Much more appropriate.

Please feel free to provide facts as to the safety of the Kia. its standard for every car maker to do the testing and make the required "minimums" in safety. its also a small matter of Physics. if I run over your pile of **** with my 6500lb truck its makes a loud scraping noise as you pass under the skidplates, It may also get some air and quite possiblly break a tierod end on my landing...Oh well.
I have done crash testing in the big 3 for the last ten years...I think you need to spend some quality time reading FACTS, not going to some web site that gives lip service to kids teaching them the rights and wrongs from some smoked out hippys point of veiw. I have done every dirty job there is, and I have been to school and put up with little pukes who had every whim catered to by their parents...just makes me sick!

I bet when you get out of school and get a job its going to change your ponit of veiw.
Just do me one favor...Get Job "without" a Family memebers help, then come back here and see if you have the same veiw.

OK...I have some problems with your logic. First off, if you are relying on a Car (or possesion of any kind) to be a "Status Symbol" you have some serious self confidence issues. What kind of person needs to buy a Car to show that they are the "Alpha" of the bunch? What kind of elementary school crap is that?

Also...the whole "if they act like they dont like it they must just be jealous" line has always bugged the **** out of me. I dont like H2's. I think they are ugly...and not nearly as capable as you all try to make them seem. I would never own one. Even if I won the Lotto I would never own one...I just dont like them. Does that make me Jealous??? Hardly.

Not to mention the whole anonymous jab at "dominant entities" comment. I talk about how ugly the H2 is to the owner's faces. It is my OPINION and I am not afraid to share my opinion...and if the owner gets all butt hurt about it, its their problem...not mine.

Dont get me wrong, I enjoy hanging out with pretty much all the H2 owners that I have met. Most of them are good people. Its just that their taste in cars sucks.

Well aren't we proud of ourselves. And my mother would say you're just plain discourteous. And I say those that go around purposely insulting people over something they're probably very proud of have a personal/social problem. See a shrink fella.

Shut up!, you cowering primate, your mouth is writing checks your @ss can't cash!!

--and you smell like poop!!!

You'll have to excuse Shaggy. He's been given a free pass for so long, since he's sort of our poster child for hippie birth control, that now he thinks he can pipe up without any consequences.
Listen up coat hanger boy, be nice to the people that will most likely have to feed your mongrel dog ass when we're in Moab. ; )

LasVegas...I never said that I go door to door insulting H2 owners. I merely stated that I am not scared to express my honest opinion of the H2 just because the owner is close by as co-pilot said. But you are probably right about the personal/social problems...but that is completely unrelated to the discussion at hand.

h2co-pilot...bring it on. I havent had a good ass kicking in a long time. Oh, and sorry about the smell. I am trying to conserve water by not bathing.

WTF are you talking about? I will be feeding myself thank you very much.