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h2co-pilot 04-06-2005 09:13 PM

Alright, taking the bracelet off.

People that have problems with Hummers are just falling into basic categories of behavior from our bi-pedal ancestors. Feeling jealous rage against the class orders that Hummers represent- power, wisdom, wealth and sexual attraction. Hence the Alpha concept, they are mere bitter primates who feel a sense of excitment for giving an anonymous jab to the dominant entities. For in another direct form of communication would cower as they have since the behavior was established.

I think it is entertaining to take a stab at the pecking order in this situation. Hence my wookie nookie, fag and eco-nazi remarks . Everyone craves to be heard and recognized regardless of the content that will do it. These poor individuals follow and speak without true personal thought just for this recognition. The best thing to do would be not to give the individual a mental treat that rewards craving, but I can't help but support my alpha hummer monkeys, plus I have so many funny pictures on file(well I think they are funny ). This poor young man had an outright demand for recogniion- posting on every thread possible. I suspect sexual dysfuntion or social deprevation.

It looks like we have pecked him back to pornographic websites of homosexual orientation, but he may be back...one of these aforementioned individuals will

TAZ, that was almost as long as one of your posts

h2co-pilot 04-06-2005 09:25 PM

Sorry, it wasn't a chubbie promoter but there is nothing sexy about a Kia or little boys with nothing to do.

PARAGON 04-06-2005 09:40 PM

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Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I suspect sexual dysfuntion or social deprevation.
I suspect sexual deprivation and social dysfunction.

DennisAJC 04-06-2005 09:55 PM

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Well there you have it Exploding Dick....

tower 04-06-2005 09:55 PM

EP, don't feel too disheartened by all these posts. Not everyone can run with the big dogs. It's not your fault that you are deathly afraid of driving the speed limit or large machines. Cleary, your parents didn't make you feel very safe growing up. I can even understand you creating your fantasy:

"I can only afford this cheap P.O.S. import. I know, I'll make it seem noble. I'll pretend I am society's protector."

Fortunately, you are young enough, that the possibility for recovery exists. See if you can avail yourself of Psych/Social services on your campus.

Look, there is no great shame in lacking affluence. Of course, it is no great honor either. Why not forget the fantasies? Try socializing a little more. Maybe even ask a girl out. Stop playing in the street. Those machines ARE big and scary. And don’t worry about Taz’s daugter kicking your ass. She barely has time for him.

DennisAJC 04-06-2005 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by RLTAZH2:
. now, jimmy if your not good i will get my littlest girl to get on here, if she would bother she loves hummers any kind of hummers and wants to know why she has to drive a small car at school, but she will kick your butt and make you cry. i promise i have seen her do it to young peon's who thought they were so sharp and not behave themselves. i doubt i could get her to as she just normally will not waste her time with uninformed dopes. she says intelligence takes a back seat to common sense as with commom sense you can ussually figure out where the back door is but, with intelligence you may have to have the blueprints. this is from an academic scholar retard, do not forget it. she knows how much hard work it takes most to be able to afford a hummer and not all have anything but a high school education. she understands that most that do put forth the hard work would not risk all they have to just haphazardly go around and do things to purposely put others at risk for the reason that they could loose everything in a law suit. there are of course ecception's to the rule but the rule is still predominant.
i hope you get some mentoring from someone who really has a veiw of the real world.
taz


BAHZING!

KenP 04-06-2005 10:17 PM

I want to tell him to deliver a pizza, but he's not old enough.

partsguy 04-06-2005 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RLTAZH2:
. now, jimmy if your not good i will get my littlest girl to get on here, if she would bother she loves hummers any kind of hummers and wants to know why she has to drive a small car at school, but she will kick your butt and make you cry. i promise i have seen her do it to young peon's who thought they were so sharp and not behave themselves. i doubt i could get her to as she just normally will not waste her time with uninformed dopes. she says intelligence takes a back seat to common sense as with commom sense you can ussually figure out where the back door is but, with intelligence you may have to have the blueprints. this is from an academic scholar retard, do not forget it. she knows how much hard work it takes most to be able to afford a hummer and not all have anything but a high school education. she understands that most that do put forth the hard work would not risk all they have to just haphazardly go around and do things to purposely put others at risk for the reason that they could loose everything in a law suit. there are of course ecception's to the rule but the rule is still predominant.
i hope you get some mentoring from someone who really has a veiw of the real world.
taz


BAHZING! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Dennis is this a term from the Mackenize brothers?

DennisAJC 04-06-2005 10:22 PM

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Actually from this dude.

HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ 04-06-2005 11:40 PM

True Co-pilot but what You lack in length You more than make for in clarity. We appreciate Your defense of the Alpha Hummer Monkeys.
Thanks C0-pilot We owe You,
TAZ



Quote:

Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Alright, taking the bracelet off.

People that have problems with Hummers are just falling into basic categories of behavior from our bi-pedal ancestors. Feeling jealous rage against the class orders that Hummers represent- power, wisdom, wealth and sexual attraction. Hence the Alpha concept, they are mere bitter primates who feel a sense of excitment for giving an anonymous jab to the dominant entities. For in another direct form of communication would cower as they have since the behavior was established.

I think it is entertaining to take a stab at the pecking order in this situation. Hence my wookie nookie, fag and eco-nazi remarks . Everyone craves to be heard and recognized regardless of the content that will do it. These poor individuals follow and speak without true personal thought just for this recognition. The best thing to do would be not to give the individual a mental treat that rewards craving, but I can't help but support my alpha hummer monkeys, plus I have so many funny pictures on file(well I think they are funny ). This poor young man had an outright demand for recogniion- posting on every thread possible. I suspect sexual dysfuntion or social deprevation.

It looks like we have pecked him back to pornographic websites of homosexual orientation, but he may be back...one of these aforementioned individuals will

TAZ, that was almost as long as one of your posts

devilsfan 04-07-2005 03:08 PM

He's a bit busy right now with his after-school job....

http://load.pquinn.com/binaries/fries/

Stacy

Hummertech 04-07-2005 06:18 PM

I only give EP a rating of a 3. It's one thing that he thinks he knows everything. But he loses points because he keeps opening his mouth making a bigger ass out of himself.

DRTYFN 04-07-2005 06:33 PM

EP shall now be known as Exploding Sphincter. Much more appropriate.

Yetti 04-09-2005 12:26 AM

Please feel free to provide facts as to the safety of the Kia. its standard for every car maker to do the testing and make the required "minimums" in safety. its also a small matter of Physics. if I run over your pile of **** with my 6500lb truck its makes a loud scraping noise as you pass under the skidplates, It may also get some air and quite possiblly break a tierod end on my landing...Oh well.
I have done crash testing in the big 3 for the last ten years...I think you need to spend some quality time reading FACTS, not going to some web site that gives lip service to kids teaching them the rights and wrongs from some smoked out hippys point of veiw. I have done every dirty job there is, and I have been to school and put up with little pukes who had every whim catered to by their parents...just makes me sick!

I bet when you get out of school and get a job its going to change your ponit of veiw.
Just do me one favor...Get Job "without" a Family memebers help, then come back here and see if you have the same veiw.

ShaggyX 04-09-2005 01:10 AM

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Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
People that have problems with Hummers are just falling into basic categories of behavior from our bi-pedal ancestors. Feeling jealous rage against the class orders that Hummers represent- power, wisdom, wealth and sexual attraction. Hence the Alpha concept, they are mere bitter primates who feel a sense of excitment for giving an anonymous jab to the dominant entities. For in another direct form of communication would cower as they have since the behavior was established.

OK...I have some problems with your logic. First off, if you are relying on a Car (or possesion of any kind) to be a "Status Symbol" you have some serious self confidence issues. What kind of person needs to buy a Car to show that they are the "Alpha" of the bunch? What kind of elementary school crap is that?

Also...the whole "if they act like they dont like it they must just be jealous" line has always bugged the **** out of me. I dont like H2's. I think they are ugly...and not nearly as capable as you all try to make them seem. I would never own one. Even if I won the Lotto I would never own one...I just dont like them. Does that make me Jealous??? Hardly.

Not to mention the whole anonymous jab at "dominant entities" comment. I talk about how ugly the H2 is to the owner's faces. It is my OPINION and I am not afraid to share my opinion...and if the owner gets all butt hurt about it, its their problem...not mine.

Dont get me wrong, I enjoy hanging out with pretty much all the H2 owners that I have met. Most of them are good people. Its just that their taste in cars sucks.

LasVegas 04-09-2005 01:18 AM

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.....I talk about how ugly the H2 is to the owner's faces. It is my OPINION and I am not afraid to share my opinion...and if the owner gets all butt hurt about it, its their problem...not mine.
Well aren't we proud of ourselves. And my mother would say you're just plain discourteous. And I say those that go around purposely insulting people over something they're probably very proud of have a personal/social problem. See a shrink fella.

h2co-pilot 04-09-2005 01:21 AM

Shut up!, you cowering primate, your mouth is writing checks your @ss can't cash!!

--and you smell like poop!!!

DRTYFN 04-09-2005 01:39 AM

You'll have to excuse Shaggy. He's been given a free pass for so long, since he's sort of our poster child for hippie birth control, that now he thinks he can pipe up without any consequences.
Listen up coat hanger boy, be nice to the people that will most likely have to feed your mongrel dog ass when we're in Moab. ; )

ShaggyX 04-09-2005 01:42 AM

LasVegas...I never said that I go door to door insulting H2 owners. I merely stated that I am not scared to express my honest opinion of the H2 just because the owner is close by as co-pilot said. But you are probably right about the personal/social problems...but that is completely unrelated to the discussion at hand.

h2co-pilot...bring it on. I havent had a good ass kicking in a long time. Oh, and sorry about the smell. I am trying to conserve water by not bathing.

ShaggyX 04-09-2005 01:44 AM

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Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Listen up coat hanger boy, be nice to the people that will most likely have to feed your mongrel dog ass when we're in Moab. ; )
WTF are you talking about? I will be feeding myself thank you very much.


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