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CO Hummer 06-15-2006 07:40 AM

Re: New here and need advice.
 
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Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
You couldn't be more wrong Bebe. People goto jail for not asking how old women are.


Dei, I'm sure your line is "you're at least 13, right?"

CO Hummer 06-15-2006 07:41 AM

Re: New here and need advice.
 
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Originally Posted by HummBebe
Sitting on the toilet, getting into character:D


Dude, relax.

Bully13 06-15-2006 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by HummBebe
Sitting on the toilet, getting into character:D


damn.... OJ's been on the toilet for a while now...:(

HummBebe 06-15-2006 08:27 AM

Re: New here and need advice.
 
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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Dude, relax.


K:D

I just thought that's where he could get some good quality quiet time. That's all.

HIHUMMER 06-15-2006 12:56 PM

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Hey Ben! See..I told you your buddy would come to help you!;)

HummerHippy 06-15-2006 01:13 PM

Re: New here and need advice.
 
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Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
Is it classy to try to determine age by historical events? ie: Hi Bebe, remember the women's rights protests and bra burnings? Good times, yeah?

Or I suppose you could always just Google them while they are in the bathroom or something. What would you suggest? I'm terrible at guessing ages.


If you have to ask a woman her age, then don't date her. Either you dig her as you see her or not. Pinning a number on it shouldn't change a thing. :D

HummerNewbie 06-15-2006 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
Well Bebe, it's time for me to find a wife. I need one in a very specific age range.


Why don't you ask your buddy the runs the Russian mail order bride service you were going to hook Shaggy up with for help :D

lance-n 06-15-2006 03:09 PM

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Glad I already passed "the test"

Here is a pic of my white one!!!

HummerNewbie 06-15-2006 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by lance-n
Glad I already passed "the test"

Here is a pic of my white one!!!


Now you don't live in that trailer do you :confused: ;) :p

You H3 looks great BTW :)

lance-n 06-15-2006 03:48 PM

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That is the CFE. The electric company!!!
This is the little view from the terraza. Don't laugh, I just took this pic right now on my camera phone.

dеiтайожни 06-15-2006 03:56 PM

Re: New here and need advice.
 
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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Dei, I'm sure your line is "you're at least 13, right?"


Only when I'm in South America.

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Originally Posted by HummerNewbie
Why don't you ask your buddy the runs the Russian mail order bride service you were going to hook Shaggy up with for help


I already have 2, plus Shaggy's, since he lied on his application. Said he owned a Hummer.

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Originally Posted by HummerHippy
If you have to ask a woman her age, then don't date her. Either you dig her as you see her or not. Pinning a number on it shouldn't change a thing.


Even if it's for medical experiments? Btw - I never said anything about dating. ;)

Connie_Chung 06-15-2006 04:09 PM

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Juice,
PM me. Maybe we could hook up sometime. ;)

HummerNewbie 06-15-2006 04:28 PM

Re: New here and need advice.
 
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Originally Posted by lance-n
That is the CFE. The electric company!!!
This is the little view from the terraza.


I was kidding but nice view you have there :)

HummerNewbie 06-15-2006 04:30 PM

Re: New here and need advice.
 
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Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
I already have 2, plus Shaggy's, since he lied on his application. Said he owned a Hummer.


Excuse me, I don't recall you offering any of the extras to those who also live near the mouse house :confused: :mad: ;)

lance-n 06-15-2006 04:53 PM

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Come to Cabo, there are more EXTRAS here than *almost* anywhere else I have ever been. Tough place to be married!!!! Glad I am hopelessly in love with my wife!!! :)

HummerNewbie 06-15-2006 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by lance-n
Come to Cabo, there are more EXTRAS here than *almost* anywhere else I have ever been. Tough place to be married!!!! Glad I am hopelessly in love with my wife!!! :)


Let me guess, the wife reads the forum :p ;)

Never been down there but would love to. My grandfather used to spend a lot of time down there before it got so touristy. Loved the fishing so much down there he ended up buying several chart boats.

usetosellhummer 06-15-2006 06:18 PM

Re: New here and need advice.
 
Nice thread, LOL I'm too late for the creative input it looks like.
Oh and on women, older is better, and it's only skin no mater how you label it. (dude who served in the fed pen gets gredit for the skin line)

The Juice 06-15-2006 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Connie_Chung
Juice,
PM me. Maybe we could hook up sometime. ;)


Sure thing princess. We can have a threesome with Maury........squeeze........

usetosellhummer 06-15-2006 07:42 PM

Re: New here and need advice.
 
ahhhh so connie and the juice are the same, Been using that Heissman for some extra credit with the ladies in FL? hows your swing ?

lance-n 06-15-2006 08:39 PM

Re: New here and need advice.
 
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Originally Posted by HummerNewbie
Let me guess, the wife reads the forum :p ;)

Never been down there but would love to. My grandfather used to spend a lot of time down there before it got so touristy. Loved the fishing so much down there he ended up buying several chart boats.


she has seen me on the forum and i have shared some of the posts with her, but i don't think she really cares about a vehicle forum. she did laugh her ass off at that hornblasters video. we both dont really care for cats and that catspasm was one of the funniest things i have seen in a long time.

which charter boats? are they still here? i was a boat captain while studying to be an accountant (far more exciting career!) :eek: (that is the closest icon for a yawn)


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