Because of the high volume of calls, PMs, emails, letters and telegrams I've been receiving on this item, it has become a stickie.

I have signed the steps and they now come with a certificate of authenticity.

Because it's very difficult to select a winning buyer, I've decided to have host some viewings of the steps. I will open my garage between 1:00pm and 4:00Pm, Mon-Fri, by appointment only. I'd like to give everyone a chance to at least see them before they go to that lucky person.

Will you be serving beverages and light hors d'oeuvres?

Good Idea CP.

I've been kicking around the idea of having a Hummer tube step installation workshop with a "tip and tricks" session followed by a hands-on demonstration of installation approaches.

OK, OK, people. Yes, I will post a picks.

Wow! With Limited Edition Rib Pic! That is awesome.

Thanks all for the new PMs. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. I guess it's true. I had, literally, 100s of people that didn't believe I'd sell and autographed set. It is true.

Some of the bidding highlights thus far:

Alec W: $80
Adam: One kidney (tis true)
CP: Aged snickers
HIHUMMER: candid pics
KENP: $1,432
HUMMBEBE: candid pics of HIHUMMER
DRTY: A case of Propel
Racer-X: His Playgirl collection

Bonus: Tube step haiku

good for on road trips
eight bolts is all it requires
traveling always

It's hard to beat candid pics and aged Snickers. Looks like I'm out of the running.

any chance you have this in chrome?

That was beautiful.

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X2. I love a good Haiku.

one-sided haiku

Okay, it's almost "that time" and I ate the snickers....along with some Nestle's morsels and some chocolate sprinkles- I was desperate.

I should probably go out and buy some peeps and wait till I pass through there. That should keep me in the game.

You know it will, sista.

I believe I forgot to mention that I have named both of my tube steps.

The left one is "Alec" and the right one is "Adam".

Oh, and I named my little hitch pin "Dennis".

I have always dreamed of being sandwiched between Alec and Adam. I am opening the Peeps.

Both of you are TERRIBLE. But, I am laughing my ass off (it deserved being all typed out). "Dennis"! That is so funny. The hitch pin is named "Dennis"! Ha!

I just got word from GM. My steps are finalists in the selection for the tube step hall of fame.

The price is likely to skyrocket on these babies, so keep that in mind..