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h2co-pilot 10-21-2005 01:07 AM

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I like Church. He has always been a favorite of mine. Very smart and mature for his age
as well...and piercing sexy eyes.

4churchill 10-21-2005 03:01 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I like Church. He has always been a favorite of mine. Very smart and mature for his age
as well...and piercing sexy eyes. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Thanks CP......

hopefully this thread can get back on track!!!!!!

TootsSUT 10-21-2005 03:11 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bondage:
There have been some straaaaaaaaaaange threads on here - but this one takes the cake. This is the funniest goddam thing I've ever read. Of course, I have a date with Jennifer the wang equipped troll this weekend, so what the fawk do I know? So far all I know is that she has a great sense of humor.


Sean </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks for the announcement, Sean!! Now I'm going to find some physcho in Hollywierd to meet with you!!

DennisAJC 10-21-2005 03:24 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I like Church. He has always been a favorite of mine. Very smart and mature for his age
as well...and piercing sexy eyes. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Thanks CP......

hopefully this thread can get back on track!!!!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Ya Church. You're sessy.

OOOOPS! WRONG AE!

HummBebe 10-21-2005 03:26 AM

A super spicy donut!

4churchill 10-21-2005 03:27 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I like Church. He has always been a favorite of mine. Very smart and mature for his age
as well...and piercing sexy eyes. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Thanks CP......

hopefully this thread can get back on track!!!!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Ya Church. You're sessy.

OOOOPS! WRONG AE! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Dan Rather 10-21-2005 03:50 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I like Church. He has always been a favorite of mine. Very smart and mature for his age
as well...and piercing sexy eyes. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mature as in fat & smart as in dopey. How can you see his eyes past his bloated cheeks?
And aren't you married, you filthy tramp?

4churchill 10-21-2005 02:15 PM



That is all

h2co-pilot 10-21-2005 03:03 PM

Wow, look at Churchy's shoes!

H2_SUT_SC 10-21-2005 03:15 PM

Tell me you didn't just post your picture on the Internet - especially for all these yahoos to get a hold of.

Your solution to getting a chick lies in one word - myspace

xburbman 10-21-2005 03:35 PM

This is merely a friendly suggestion: Consider Online Singles agencies. Yes, there are good ones and bad ones. When I was your age, I never would have considered it but after I thought about it, it made perfect sense. I have met many beautiful, quality, driven and successful women through two that I joined. I am now engaged to be married next June to a woman I met online. 1 of my close friends is married to a woman he met online. If your looking for MILF's and just fun....it places you in a quality rich zone. Enjoy the journey...all of life is negotiable until you get married...just a joke <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
The Church is on the prowl

Disgusted by my inability to find a suitable companion anywhere on the West Coast I have resorted to asking for your help. As verified by HIHUMMER I am not a stalker nor any other form of low-life individual. At 20 years old I am quickly ascending the ladder at a 5-brand General Motors dealership, already obtaining a position of Sales Manager. I plan to in the next several years open my own dealership. I am Jewish, from New York, and the son of Doctor. I belong to a magnificant Country Club, and love playing golf. Aside form my work at the delaership I also own a business brokering High-End and Exotic vehicles. Age plays a minimal part as I prefer older women. I am fully aware of the beating I am going to receive from DRTY, Dennis and the others for posting this, but since leaving NY full time I have been about as successful at finding a woman, as the Knicks have been at winning an NBA championship in the last decade. I know there has to be someone out there....and I promise, I only wear that dreadful bowtie on days I am dealing with customers from my web site, as it is a marketing ploy.

THAT IS ALL </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Orbital H2 10-21-2005 03:44 PM

Church
come down to the beach, single women run loose down here. Kinda like shooting fish in a barrel

Orbital H2 10-21-2005 03:46 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">all of life is negotiable until you get married </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I have heard such things, I guess once you get incarcerated into the institution, you are pretty much as the will of the warden

HIHUMMER 10-21-2005 03:55 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">all of life is negotiable until you get married </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I have heard such things, I guess once you get incarcerated into the institution, you are pretty much as the will of the warden </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I gotta say, but I disagree. Negotiations are a HUGE part of marriage. Remember...marriage is just legal form of prostitution...and..I'm okay with that.

Dan Rather 10-21-2005 05:00 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">all of life is negotiable until you get married </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I have heard such things, I guess once you get incarcerated into the institution, you are pretty much as the will of the warden </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I gotta say, but I disagree. Negotiations are a HUGE part of marriage. Remember...marriage is just legal form of prostitution...and..I'm okay with that. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Can we pretend to be married and negotiate for some anal from you? You would disagree- it's the female way.

Online dating = lame, no skill, prepackaged, weak genetic traits & no fun.
Go learn to bring down your own big game. I got tired of doinking the interns here at CBS decades ago. Try to convert a lesbian for the big thrill.

Linda_Sterling 10-21-2005 05:11 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
I gotta say, but I disagree. Negotiations are a HUGE part of marriage. Remember...marriage is just legal form of prostitution...and..I'm okay with that. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


SLUT

HeimenHummer 10-21-2005 05:14 PM

DAMN!!!!!!!!

Dan Rather 10-21-2005 05:19 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Linda_Sterling:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
I gotta say, but I disagree. Negotiations are a HUGE part of marriage. Remember...marriage is just legal form of prostitution...and..I'm okay with that. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


GAPING HOLE SLUT </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Amended

HIHUMMER 10-21-2005 05:24 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Linda_Sterling:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
I gotta say, but I disagree. Negotiations are a HUGE part of marriage. Remember...marriage is just legal form of prostitution...and..I'm okay with that. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


SLUT </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

BITCH.

Christa 10-21-2005 05:30 PM

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Linda_Sterling:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
I gotta say, but I disagree. Negotiations are a HUGE part of marriage. Remember...marriage is just legal form of prostitution...and..I'm okay with that. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


SLUT </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

jeez, someone forget their bi-Polar meds today!!


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