Did you say you'd provide large quantities of alcohol???

Now that's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

Unless you're a squatter, fuhgettaboutit.

Corrected, I will provide large quantities of alcohol. Who knows what else. I will bring the best Vodka anyone has tried. Hanger One. Made in Alameda locally around here. Anybody like California Cabernet?

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... or didn't even respond to their invites after they had requested one.

We went from close to 100 to 74 to 36ish. And I'm more than sure that number will drop yet.

Ha! No way 36 rigs show up. The biggest shake out is about two weeks before the trip. The excuses will start flying then ala "Oh, I forgot about this baby shower I need to go to". The funny part is just about to start.

Top 20 excuses I can't make it to Moab:
1) My wife/ husband won't let me go.
2) I can't get away from work that long.
3) I decided it's too far to drive.
4) My truck overheats.
5) I was out wheeling last weekend and bumped a tree, so I have to fix it and won't make it.
6) I got glass in my eye (joke)
7) My tires are too bald.
8) I don't know if I'll have enough money by than.
9) The soap it too course in Utah.
10) I don't want my truck pi$$ed on.

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Top 20 excuses I can't make it to Moab:
1) My wife/ husband won't let me go.
2) I can't get away from work that long.
3) I decided it's too far to drive.
4) My truck overheats.
5) I was out wheeling last weekend and bumped a tree, so I have to fix it and won't make it.
6) I got glass in my eye (joke)
7) My tires are too bald.
8) I don't know if I'll have enough money by than.
9) The soap it too course in Utah.
10) I don't want my truck pi$$ed on.

11) My Heads are off & I've lost my way.
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Top 20 excuses I can't make it to Moab:
1) My wife/ husband won't let me go.
2) I can't get away from work that long.
3) I decided it's too far to drive.
4) My truck overheats.
5) I was out wheeling last weekend and bumped a tree, so I have to fix it and won't make it.
6) I got glass in my eye (joke)
7) My tires are too bald.
8) I don't know if I'll have enough money by than.
9) The soap it too course in Utah.
10) I don't want my truck pi$$ed on.
11) My Heads are off & I've lost my way.

12) Your bumber is not ready (DirtyFN)
13) I fall asleep at the wheel on long trips (Steve R)
14) I have to go to a Wedding


15) I have to go to a Barmitzvah (actual)

16) My wife just had a baby.