DRTYFN,

Saw your bullet up nose picture.

My secretary thinks you're Cat's Ass and saved your web site.

I told her that you were a fag(I call all good looking guys fags).

I think I'll fire her tommorrow.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Buckeye, that's why I like to pack heat wherever I go. You never know where the psychos with the filet knives are... Guns are a bit better than knives...

what is the address for drtyfn's website? I want to check it out...

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

Argo,

I'm too yella to carry a gun. At most, I carry Bear Spray. Man talk about pain!

Oh ya, GQ's address...http://groups.msn.com/RedRockRanchRecreationClub



DRTYFN....you know I'm kidding right?

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

For some reason I always imagined DRTy being a big fat guy with a chip on his shoulder... Guess not. I like the look of your truck DRTY, those black wheels look great with those tires.

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

What's worse than a bad offer? no offer at all. My $30,000 was the first and still only offer. Everyone has a price, for $30K, maybe I'll go through the trouble. For some of you maybe it is $5K. Once an offer is on the table, we are in business, if that Todd is smart enough to counter that, he could've a $6K deal from someone by now. I did him a favor he was not smart enough to grab it.

One of the many folders in my briefcase now is a $1.2 Million annual contract. I made the first quote this AM, they will come back to ask for less. I built in $100K+ for the expected back and forth, it will drag on. If I started with the real price, I would have no room to move down. Nobody takes the first offer, this is not kindergarten play. For new clients, when they don't come back, often that is sign of a not-serious buyer. You have to judge that, we see green kids wasting time on deadend deals.

When you get a high price from a dealer, you don't snap and call the dealer JACKASS. In business, we are trained to judge clients and spot fraud by what they say and do and how they say and do it.

Alec, from time to time, people I know asked me to introduce them to bankers, lawyers, judge or to join a club. I am usually very careful, unless I know the person very well. Because what they do to/with others will be a reflection of me, my reputaion and ability to judge will be on the line. But this Hummer site thing is no big deal at all. Who cares if he is for real, smart or stupid, rude or Disco. Can't think of one reason why it matters to you or me.

Dennis,
It must be the poor lighting. I scare little kids most of the time.
I've always thought of getting a tatoo over my buttcrack the says "Exit Only". Maybe I'll finally get it.

I thinks I found a picture of Todd's? Employer.

Dan from Alabama

I would not want a tortilla wrapped around my H2.

Good for the forum traffic. Everybody wins and everybody is happy.

NCHummerman and Detonate, I am acknowledging your offers. We are meeting with the client today to discuss the budget for the Hummer rental. I will let you guys know what the outcome is.

MAC - You crack me up. Guess what, if I go out and rent an H2 for $14K, guess who's tax dollars just paid for that - that's right yours! Instead, you could have collected the cash yourself and spent it on your rig.

Obviously neither of you have any clue what it is like to work for an advertising agency. RULE #1 -never disclose who your client is or what your budget is and be as vague as possible to get your answers until the deal is public.

Frankly I don't think it is necessary to tell you what my business is to get a simple suggestion of where to find an H2 for rent.

Todd, you just don't get it. You could have gotten it much cheaper from someone else here, but you turned mean too early. I spelled it out for you, elementary, but somehow you still don't get it. drop it.

It is always a mistake to think yourself smarter than others, your arrogance is too obvious. We are all getting tired and bored about this subject. How about drop this one, and do an extreme makeover and come back as a nice guy, then we can all engage in normal fun conversation? or just use another forum name, your got several names here already.

Todd,

I still think you can get it from the dealer cheaper than the deal you have already negotiated. Again, Team Hummer in Pasadena has a couple of wrapped Hummers just sitting around. I am sure they would like to make some money renting them out. You never responded to my suggestions so I'm not sure if you just don't take them seriously.

Call Jeremy Gump 626-449-3333, Jeremy is the owners son (Dad is now retired so junior runs the show). I really think he can help you. He also has an H2 that he destroyed off-road 8k in damage that has since been repaired but is sitting on the lot for (as-is). He would probably love to rent that one out for a few months.

Buckeye, sorry, I did call Jeremy and left him a message. I will try him again today.

Dear Todd,

I have pretty much "laughed" at the exchanges between you and some on this list ... but, who do you think that you are to tell me <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Obviously neither of you have any clue what it is like to work for an advertising agency. RULE #1 -never disclose who your client is or what your budget is and be as vague as possible to get your answers until the deal is public. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ???? You have absolutely no idea who I am or what I do or who I deal with, or for that matter, that of anyone else on this thread --- and most definitely what my involvement or anyone elses is with ADVERTISING .... you must obviously be new at this advertising game ... FYI, we work with ADVERTISING, the media, production companies of all types, etc., including agencies of all sizes and types on a regular basis .... as this is the main part of our business. I can only tell you that we get more details about the client than you have given or are willing to give .... hey, you did not even introduce yourself as an "Advertising Professional" when you asked your question, and you don't even answer personal e-mails !!!! Geeeeeesch !!!!!! Relax ....

Good luck!

Michael
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Pewter Hummer H2
Northern California

www.zootsuitstore.com
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Todd,

I will give him a call too. He is right down the street, I talk to him often and had the opportunity to see the pics where he destroyed this demo truck. If you're paying 14k for 3 months I can only imagine he will do better than that. I'm not sure about the details. Hopefully he is creative enough to get this deal done.

Good Luck, I hope it works out for your benefit and Jeremy's (No one in their right mind would buy that H2) and I'm not sure legally what he is required to disclose, maybe it doesn't matter since everything he broke has been replaced. I'll leave that to the experts.

Buckeye,

Don't waste your valuable time with this guy. Mac is right, the Armed Forces can't supply one for them? And didn't he just disclose the client?

Matt's clients are the Armed Forces of a different kind......

I know, I know, it's recycled

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

NC, sorry, I was not referring to you and Detonate in that last email. I was referring to the other 2.

In my business, we get our ideas ripped off all the time. It seems like I can't have a conversation with any one these days without haveing a NDA signed.

I apologize ....

Michael
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Pewter Hummer H2
Northern California

www.zootsuitstore.com
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What are you apologizing for and why? Todd came on to insult everyone within sight, when challenged, he back-tracked and suddenly turned nice. He does not thank anyone nor answer anyone who helped him, unless when challenged and only then. This happened repeatedly in this topic. I worked with advertising agency for 27 years, what makes him think it is anything unique?

How can you turn against your own long time forum friends like Dennis and Drtyfn for a shifty lying ungrateful new comer? Is that how you treat your old friends in real life? Before anyone blame our own longtime members in defense of this Todd or whatever and how many names he uses, let me ask you if this is what you say when you come to Hummer site in good intention to ask for help? before anyone was nasty to him.

" posted 10-01-03 09:23 AM
Good lord...you people (DRTYFN) are a bunch of JACK ASSES!
Apparently the folks on this board (except Steve R. who I met on the DISCOWEB site) are not a very intelligent community with relative and constructive suggestions. I got more info from the folks who own Land Rovers then all of you, and they laugh at H2 owners all day long. (except Steve R.)
Thanks for nothing. I am glad I own a Land Rover if this is the type of people I would encounter in an H2 outing or event."

Hey Mac ...

"I apologize" is just an expression .... you know !!!! This guy doesn't work for an advertising agency. He's just "jerkin" eveyones chain for a "rise" and he surely got one ... I cannot remember who said it, I believe you, that "it" I mean "he" is over on this Forum ...

Later,

Michael
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Pewter Hummer H2
Northern California

www.zootsuitstore.com
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Alright, I give in and I will not return to H2Source again. I went back and read the posts on the first page after my associate's (mwill9530) original post. The reason I jumped in extends from these two replies:

- "For your company's sake, I hope you're not in charge of anything important."

- "Most of these members can't even wait till morning to get in their H2s and you expect a serious response???"

So my response was apparently out of line after reading this. But I was not expecting to get this kind of reply. So, fine, you win, please except my sincere apologies for offending anyone on this board. It was not my intention, I was really just looking for help from the H2 experts.

I certainly don't think posting a request like this is some sort of outrageous thing. Yes, I actually thought that someone on this board might be willing to rent me their own personal H2 for a generous fee. If all of you think that is a stupid idea, what can I say. I thought many of you actually owned these as second vehicles and may not use them on a regular basis. I am not in the business of acquiring vehicles for every promotion we do. This is a new deal for our agency and we have never had to rent such a high profile vehicle for such a short period of time.

Once again, thanks to those who did offer information and my apologies to all.

Hey MAC, if I invited a someone over to my house, and then a friend of mine did nothing but insult him, I'd smack the **** out of him.

And since Alec invited this person to this forum in good faith, I think a lot of you are need of a good ass whipping.

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

Got a new friend, kick away old buddies? Drtyfn and Dennis been around for a long time, they never said a bad word about you, they treated you with respect, and what did you do to them? You are certainly not the guy I want in my foxhole. With a friend like you, who needs an enemy?

What kind of friend who can't take friendly jokes, and say this to your "friends".

" posted 10-01-03 09:23 AM
Good lord...you people (DRTYFN) are a bunch of JACK ASSES!
Apparently the folks on this board (except Steve R. who I met on the DISCOWEB site) are not a very intelligent community with relative and constructive suggestions. I got more info from the folks who own Land Rovers then all of you, and they laugh at H2 owners all day long. (except Steve R.)
Thanks for nothing. I am glad I own a Land Rover if this is the type of people I would encounter in an H2 outing or event."

Mac,

Thanks for the defence . Something was fishy with Matt. STUPID question was returned with a STUPID answer. His RUDENESS was returned with RUDENESS as well.

Detonate is just being bitchy over a thread disagreement. I told him earlier I`ll stay out of his way and vice versa. There`s no fun when it gets out of hand with another member.That`s all.

Alec,

Actually if I knew you introduced him here, mabye I would have let up on him. He was just too vauge. Mabye he was bonified but after what Mac suggested, I doubt it. I hate rubbing with the GURUS!

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Dam,n jackass trolls... don't let him win guys. dennis and DRTYFN are the ****. they are our first line of Troll Defense for this forum. Bravo for those two. Boo for that jackass Todd. Go away you rude bastard. next time learn how to be polite and you will get a better answer. F off buddy! (I hear Canadians call everybody "buddy". at least that is what southpark has taught me...)

Ciao

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

you know I am new to this website. I took about 20 minutes and read through this whole string.....this is better then soap operas, or even springer...una

Todd,
No **** you've never had an account like this before!! I'd be surprised if your company had done anything more complicated than set up taste test tables outside of the local grocery store.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Alright, I give in and I will not return to H2Source again. I went back and read the posts on the first page after my associate's (mwill9530) original post. The reason I jumped in extends from these two replies:

- "For your company's sake, I hope you're not in charge of anything important."

- "Most of these members can't even wait till morning to get in their H2s and you expect a serious response???"
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
What a total lie!!! The response of mine came directly after your snotty reply.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>

Come on guys, I knew we would get the smartass replies, but do any of you have a real responses other than NC?

This post is intented to find someone who owns an H2 as a second vehicle and would rent it to my company, or to get some good suggestions on where to get a 3 month lease. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ring a bell? Or are you gonna "Clinton" on us and deny that also? I don't think any of us were aware that we were your secretaries. Do you own god damn job.

And you never addressed my comment about liability. No matter what type of waivers would be signed the owner of the H2 would still be in a position (however far removed) of liabililty. Scumbag attorneys don't care who they sue.
But you're not used to thinking that far ahead, are you?


One last point. If you owned an H2 would you respond (in a serious manner) to the following post from an unknown person that's posting for the first time?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I need to lease or rent an H2 for 3 months, from October through December for my company.

I need it for use in CA, AZ, NV, TX. I also need to wrap to serve as a sponsorship vehicle, which will be wrapped and unwrapped by my company.

If anyone is interested in making some extra cash or has any suggestions, please let me know right away via email – matt.williams@active.com <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Didn't think so.

But thanks for stopping by. We've had fun poking at you.


Detonate, you feeling better yet, or are you still PMSing?

una: "you know I am new to this website. I took about 20 minutes and read through this whole string.....this is better then soap operas, or even springer...una"

Una, that's the spirit. Its all for fun, its Entertainment! nothing personal, totally irrelevant and I have no problem communicate calmly with this Todd in another topic today or tomorrow. Everybody is free to come and go as they please and say whatever they want, I got chased down the forum street by these thugs before, and I'll chase them down and run them over with my Hummer at every opportunity I get. What are friends for?

Mac,
You did not get chased down the forum street by thugs, you fibber.
And you know that you'd never run anybody down either. It might get that pristine ebony stallion of yours dirty.

Thanks for reminding me that, I was just sitting here fantasizing on running you over with my Hummer, over and over again, but now the thought of having to wash off your filthy sick brain off my nice ebony tires made me puke. I decided to let you live.

Oh thank you ever so much, Your Highness.

Next on the Jerry Springer Show.......

DRTYFNS, dancing pet squirrel!

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

I am lost and confused... These forums are great!

2003 Yellow H2
2002 Chevy Avalanche
1993 Ford Probe GT(SHOW CAR)
2003 Hyundai Tiburon GT

Dennis you're a great forum member. You always go balls out.