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DRTYFN 05-27-2005 01:18 PM

Somebody needs to bring one to Moab so I can take it up the Escalator.

DRTYF? (the imposter) 05-27-2005 02:58 PM

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Originally posted by sfox:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2GuyPerson:
Why would I be banned? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sorry if everyone with a shred of common sense took exception to your bashing and "it's a Colorado" quips....did'ums get'ums feelings all butt hurt?

S </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I think I am entitled to also state why I dislike it. You still have no point and are extremely unintellegent. You cant seem to grasp what you read.

lol, you got beat up alot in High school eh?

DRTYFN 05-27-2005 03:15 PM

Judging from the dominant denial gene I'd say that H2HomoGheyPerson is related to HummerMan.

Klaus 05-27-2005 03:18 PM

Does anyone know if there are any GATORs out in Arizona? BILL said there were some out there.

I doubt there are any in Hawaii.

DRTYFN 05-27-2005 03:19 PM

I was wondering if Angie would know anything about it.

tower 05-27-2005 03:39 PM

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Originally posted by H2GuyPerson:

When I first stumbled apon this site I actually hesitated to join because I noticed that anyone who differed seems to get ragged on. I saw alot of the same people giving crap to people just because they didnt agree. But I figured I'd try to see how it'd be.. Guess I was right. I guess you just have to ignore some of these morons around here it seems.

There is another alternative. You could leave the site, never to return.

Quote:

Originally posted by H2GuyPerson:
This is just my personal opinion.. But I'd like to hear yours.
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The h3 is just a Chevy Colorado, same frame same lame engine.. Its also dirt cheap and takes away whats left of the hummer exclusivty. Why all the hype? Your thoughts?
.
Maybe how the H1 owners felt when the h2 arrived.. But at least the H2 has a place.. I mean the H1 is a turd to drive on the street. What purpose does the H3 serve other then to put a hummer in the hands of soccormom..

Okay, you get to be right and we're morons to be ignored. Wouldn't ignoring us entail your not posting ever again?

Your an arrogant jerk! It's just my opinion. I don't particularly care to hear yours.

KenP 05-27-2005 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I was wondering if Angie would know anything about it.
Hey leave Angie out of this. Her truck looks like this one :

partsguy 05-27-2005 04:41 PM

Alright if you're going to post pictures,Tell
me where they were taken.
Just my <span class="ev_code_RED">Opinion</span>

devilsfan 05-27-2005 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by H2GuyPerson:
When I first stumbled apon this site I actually hesitated to join because I noticed that anyone who differed seems to get ragged on.

Dude....what the hell did you expect??? You open up your post with the topic of "LET'S START SOME TROUBLE..." Not - How will the H3 stack up, or your opinion of the H3, or whatever. You KNEW what you were going to say was going to piss people off. And then you get bitchy because you DID start trouble?

If you want to post a different opinion, then fine. But don't play all innocent that this was just a simple post that everyone attacked you over. You got yourself into this to begin with.

Stacy

DRTYFN 05-27-2005 05:43 PM

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Just in case I'm unavoidable detained later this afternoon(beers @ Hooters), I'm going to post this up for H2HomoGheyPerson because at some point or another it'll definitely be needed.

DRTYFN 05-27-2005 05:56 PM

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One more thing- H2HomoGheyPerson, you sure are a sick puppy.

DRTYF? (the imposter) 05-27-2005 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I was wondering if Angie would know anything about it.
Hey leave Angie out of this. Her truck looks like this one : </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Angie is my girlfriend.. This is taken at the Ihilani resort in Hawaii.. Right behind my house pretty much.

DRTYF? (the imposter) 05-27-2005 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by DRTYFN:
One more thing- H2HomoGheyPerson, you sure are a sick puppy.

Your not even worth paying attention to.. I guess Ill give ya one reply tho.. Are you like 14 or something? Are you even old enough to drive?

DRTYF? (the imposter) 05-27-2005 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by tower:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2GuyPerson:

When I first stumbled apon this site I actually hesitated to join because I noticed that anyone who differed seems to get ragged on. I saw alot of the same people giving crap to people just because they didnt agree. But I figured I'd try to see how it'd be.. Guess I was right. I guess you just have to ignore some of these morons around here it seems.

There is another alternative. You could leave the site, never to return.

Quote:

Originally posted by H2GuyPerson:
This is just my personal opinion.. But I'd like to hear yours.
.
The h3 is just a Chevy Colorado, same frame same lame engine.. Its also dirt cheap and takes away whats left of the hummer exclusivty. Why all the hype? Your thoughts?
.
Maybe how the H1 owners felt when the h2 arrived.. But at least the H2 has a place.. I mean the H1 is a turd to drive on the street. What purpose does the H3 serve other then to put a hummer in the hands of soccormom..

Okay, you get to be right and we're morons to be ignored. Wouldn't ignoring us entail your not posting ever again?

Your an arrogant jerk! It's just my opinion. I don't particularly care to hear yours. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Was I even talking to you? I think its hilarious you all think Im upset by anything in this thread.. I was merely pointing out how critical and stupid everyone in this thread is. Have you see any of my other posts? I havnt had any other problems so it just proves my point. You guys cant take it when someone disagrees with you and your gonna cry and cry until I quit replying.. ****ing hilarious. Anyway im off for a weekend of drinking and wheeling. Have fun cruising the board from home lamerz.

Longhorn 05-27-2005 06:49 PM

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I'm pleased to announce that the Douche Bag of the Week Award goes to . . .


Its H2GuyPerson !!!!!!

Congratulations on being the most socially deficient munson out of well over 1000 active members.

You will be entered into a drawing for an all expenses paid trip to the White Swallow male bath house in San Fransisco and a lovable well behaved kitten.

DRTYF? (the imposter) 05-27-2005 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Longhorn:
I'm pleased to announce that the Douche Bag of the Week Award goes to . . .


Its H2GuyPerson !!!!!!

Congratulations on being the most socially deficient munson out of well over 1000 active members.

You will be entered into a drawing for an all expenses paid trip to the White Swallow male bath house in San Fransisco and a lovable well behaved kitten.

Hey look another dumb **** who didnt read the thread and just followed everyone else.. Congrats for being stupid.. Ok I really gotta go this time. haha

<img src=http://66.235.229.53/users/angie/h2/quadsh2.jpg>

Longhorn 05-27-2005 07:03 PM

Actually, I just had a little down time at work and caught up on the whole retarded thread.

Honestly, its tough to make everyone hate you.

I know, I know high school was tough too and you've obviously developed some great coping mechanisms. I just don't understand the point of trashing a vehicle thats in the family.

Have a weekend.

PARAGON 05-27-2005 07:33 PM

Shhhhh!!!! Is he gone yet???? Can we really talk about her now?

h2sin 05-27-2005 08:20 PM

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Originally posted by H2GuyPerson:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">... but if thats the level of intellegence here maybe I made a mistake.

Anyone with any intelligence could spend a very short time looking around here and realize that this is a community of people that love the Hummer line and don't take kindly to bashing any of them. I know that many here have more than one model and the number of H2 owners that have ordered H3s amazes me. So H2Guy, maybe you shouldn't be questioning the intelligence of the other users here, especially when you can not spell the word correctly. This is like walking into a sports bar in Boston and yelling the Red Sox blow. Not a smart move if you are trying to make friends. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why do you mispell my words to make me look stupid in that post. lol

And who said I was trying to make new friends.. How many here live in Hawaii? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>



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Originally posted by H2GuyPerson:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sfox:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2GuyPerson:
Why would I be banned? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sorry if everyone with a shred of common sense took exception to your bashing and "it's a Colorado" quips....did'ums get'ums feelings all butt hurt?

S </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I think I am entitled to also state why I dislike it. You still have no point and are extremely unintellegent. You cant seem to grasp what you read.

lol, you got beat up alot in High school eh? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

tower 05-28-2005 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by h2sin:

lol, you got beat up alot in High school eh?

Probably not. I hear you can buy a G.E.D. really cheaply there.

DRTYFN 05-28-2005 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by H2GuyPerson:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Just in case I'm unavoidable detained later this afternoon(beers @ Hooters), I'm going to post this up for H2HomoGheyPerson because at some point or another it'll definitely be needed.

Show me how I have been owned? I have owned all you with fake drama.. Your so lame all you can do is bust out google images.. Haha thats just sad. Ill be gone for 4 days for the holiday party weekend. You have alot of time to try and show me how cool you are and bash me while im gone. Your lame ass will be home wishing you were cool. Bye for now. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're really 12, aren't you? I'm actually awe-struck at the utter stupidity and completely lameness of your comebacks.

Again, we come across someone so pathetic that it makes me feel dirty for making fun of him. It's like teasing a retarded kid, or HummerMan.

H2HomoGheyEunuch, you have fun over there driving around on the same **** over & over & over. Puff out your little man boobs and strut your stuff, little fella.

timgco 05-28-2005 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by H2GuyPerson:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Longhorn:
I'm pleased to announce that the Douche Bag of the Week Award goes to . . .


Its H2GuyPerson !!!!!!

Congratulations on being the most socially deficient munson out of well over 1000 active members.

You will be entered into a drawing for an all expenses paid trip to the White Swallow male bath house in San Fransisco and a lovable well behaved kitten.

Hey look another dumb **** who didnt read the thread and just followed everyone else.. Congrats for being stupid.. Ok I really gotta go this time. haha

<img src=http://66.235.229.53/users/angie/h2/quadsh2.jpg> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh look, HE's off to M. Jackson's Neverland Ranch for the weekend.

ckhagman 05-28-2005 10:32 PM

So he stated his opinion and we jump on him is that right. Damn right it is. His reasons for not liking the h3 can easily be said about his H2. The H3 shares parts with the colorado and deminishes the HUMMER name. H2GuyPerson is a hypocrite as well as a hillbillie on moving day. How much you guys want to bet he lost stuff on is way to the north shore while driving on highway H2. We can all agree that he probably never drives to the east side of the island through the tunnel because gasp it is highway H3.

Come tuesday he wont be back.

In the words of Jim Norton, "He is a ZERO!"

DRTYF? (the imposter) 05-31-2005 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ckhagman:
So he stated his opinion and we jump on him is that right. Damn right it is. His reasons for not liking the h3 can easily be said about his H2. The H3 shares parts with the colorado and deminishes the HUMMER name. H2GuyPerson is a hypocrite as well as a hillbillie on moving day. How much you guys want to bet he lost stuff on is way to the north shore while driving on highway H2. We can all agree that he probably never drives to the east side of the island through the tunnel because gasp it is highway H3.

Come tuesday he wont be back.

In the words of Jim Norton, "He is a ZERO!"

Wow you take the cake on that.. Congrats on being the official moron of the thread.

DRTYFN 05-31-2005 02:45 AM

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Originally posted by H2GuyPerson:
Wow you take the cake on that.. Congrats on being the official moron of the thread.

No, you not only take the cake, but most of the bakery for being such a rabble-rousing attention whore... and dumb to boot.
I know this goes further back than your little brain allows you to remember, but take a gander and see if it rings any bells:
Quote:

Originally posted by H2GuyPerson:
This is just my personal opinion.. But I'd like to hear yours. <span class="ev_code_RED">That's an open-armed invitation if I've ever seen one. </span>
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The h3 is just a Chevy Colorado<span class="ev_code_RED">(Starting right out down Inflammatory Lane) </span>, same frame same lame engine.. Its also dirt cheap and takes away whats left of the hummer exclusivty. Why all the hype? Your thoughts?<span class="ev_code_RED"> And you have a difficult time figuring out why you're getting flamed? You are a retard!!! </span>
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Maybe <span class="ev_code_RED">(that's) </span>how the H1 owners felt when the h2 arrived..<span class="ev_code_RED">(Ok, we've been through this one a few times) </span> But at least the H2 has a place.. I mean the H1 is a turd to drive on the street.<span class="ev_code_RED"> I'm sure you'll just sit there and stare in disbelief when the H1 owners flame you for this one. Again retard points for you. </span> What purpose does the H3 serve other then to put a hummer in the hands of soccormom..<span class="ev_code_RED"> You really have to be one of the densest buffoons that's been through here in a while. </span>

You started this thread with the full & complete intention of inciting H2 owners to alienate our new H3 brothers & sisters. Then when your little half-baked plan backfires in your face and the Forum flames you for being an inflammatory ******* you cry and whine and try to back-pedal. But when the back-pedalling doesn't work you go to plan C and try to name call and finger point at everyone but yourself. Glad you're not on the mainland or I'd be tempted to push you down in the dirt and take a leak on you. I am happy that you posted a picture of your H2. That way you'll be easily identifiable in the infinitesimally small Hawaiian H2 population so people can point at you and laugh at what an amusing ******* you are. Then you can go home and repeatedly jab your little baby testicles with a fondue fork for starting such a POS thread and (again) being an embarrassing pissant. If you're married then I'm sure when your husband(I'm assuming you're the pillow-biting catcher in the relationship)sees this he'll have a nice nut kicking waiting for you, too.

ROX 05-31-2005 02:54 AM

For the life of me....I can't figure out why I'm laughing! Drty, that was truly funny! But somehow I think H2GuyPerson isn't finished calling us all morons yet. What other fun things can the newbie say? Tune in tomorrow.
Nighty-night.

tower 05-31-2005 03:22 AM

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Jeeze, DRTY, I don't think I could have done that better.

DRTYF? (the imposter) 05-31-2005 03:29 AM

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Originally posted by tower:
Jeeze, DRTY, I don't think I could have done that better.

lol your so clever for a ****tard.

Is that nose of yours brown enuf with Dirty**** yet?

DRTYF? (the imposter) 05-31-2005 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DRTYFN:

You started this thread with the full & complete intention of inciting H2 owners to alienate our new H3 brothers & sisters. Then when your little half-baked plan backfires in your face and the Forum flames you for being an inflammatory ******* you cry and whine and try to back-pedal. But when the back-pedalling doesn't work you go to plan C and try to name call and finger point at everyone but yourself. Glad you're not on the mainland or I'd be tempted to push you down in the dirt and take a leak on you. I am happy that you posted a picture of your H2. That way you'll be easily identifiable in the infinitesimally small Hawaiian H2 population so people can point at you and laugh at what an amusing ******* you are. Then you can go home and repeatedly jab your little baby testicles with a fondue fork for starting such a POS thread and (again) being an embarrassing pissant. If you're married then I'm sure when your husband(I'm assuming you're the pillow-biting catcher in the relationship)sees this he'll have a nice nut kicking waiting for you, too.

haha so easy to deal with the children..

I started drama on purpose you dumb ****tard (did you read the title).. Why would I be back peddling, are you attempting to sound intellegent now all the sudden? Are you really that stupid.. I gave it away several posts ago and yet you still continue.. You and your **** sniffer friends like tower etc are just too stupid to figure it out. Flame on dummy, prove yourself for me my puppet..

See if you can grasp this:

DRTYFN (Dirty **** Nut) = <img src=http://www.napershalom.org/images/Violin.gif>

<xmp>

tower 05-31-2005 03:36 AM

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Originally posted by tower:
Jeeze, DRTY, I don't think I could have done that better.

tower 05-31-2005 03:37 AM

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Originally posted by tower:
Jeeze, DRTY, I don't think I could have done that better.

DRTYFN 05-31-2005 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by H2GuyPerson:
haha so easy to deal with the children.. <span class="ev_code_RED">Spoken like a true child molester. But I think your problem runs more towards serious delusions of grandeur. Addressing others as children and attempting to elevate yourself is a big red flag(and I'm not talking about the bloody bath towel you've got wedged in your butt crack).</span>

I started drama on purpose you dumb ****tard (did you read the title)..<span class="ev_code_RED">No ****? Really? Is that why you're getting a colonoscopy right now?</span> Why would I be back peddling<span class="ev_code_RED">(I give up. Because you're a sniveling little bitch?) </span>, are you attempting to sound intellegent now all the sudden?<span class="ev_code_RED">The correct phrase is "...now all of a sudden". But I'm not surprised you didn't know that. </span> Are you really that stupid.. I<span class="ev_code_RED">(started back-pedalling) </span> gave it away several posts ago and yet you still continue..<span class="ev_code_RED">You just admitted that you were intentionally trying to cause trouble and yet you're wondering why you're getting fist-f*cked? </span> You and your **** sniffer friends like tower etc are just too stupid to figure it out. Flame on dummy, prove yourself for me my puppet.. <span class="ev_code_RED">Oh, don't you worry your little swollen sphincter any. You're going to be the center of attention until I get tired of you. Don't hold your breath(like you do when you get pissed on by strange men) because I love a good troll humping. Go put on a pretty dress for me because you're my newest and favoritest bitch. </span>

See if you can grasp this: <span class="ev_code_RED">HAHA!! Think I wouldn't look before posting your quote? Dumb bitch. </span>




Give yourself a couple of extra jabs with those fondue forks. Maybe it'll help take your mind off of the pain of your destroyed pooper.

DRTYFN 05-31-2005 04:29 AM

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Originally posted by H2GuyPerson:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tower:
Jeeze, DRTY, I don't think I could have done that better.

lol your so clever for a ****tard.

Is that nose of yours brown enuf with Dirty**** yet? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You'd know about **** on the facial area, wouldn't you?

ckhagman 05-31-2005 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by H2GuyPerson:
Your thoughts?
.
Maybe how the H1 owners felt when the h2 arrived.. But at least the H2 has a place.. I mean the H1 is a turd to drive on the street. What purpose does the H3 serve other then to put a hummer in the hands of soccormom..

No I didn't feel that way. The H2 has a place. The H3 has a place. BTW 50% of the people in my area are soccer moms driving the H2.

Have you evey driven an H1. It is the easiest vehicle to drive on the street, and yes dare I say easier to drive than an H2 but I only drove an H2 for a total of 3 miles ever so it not a large amount of decision making miles. Are you reading to many newspaper reveiews of the H1. New flash the newspaper reviewer are morons. H1 owners (or all Hummer vehicle owners for that matter) do not need reviews because we buy them because we want them. You on the other hand thought you would finally look cool.

I do believe you live in Hawaii but how about you prove it and take a picture of you H2 parked next the hotel that the Hot girl in Blue Crush worked. Then park it in front of the multiple building resort complex just to the east of it with the oil refiniery in the background.

I know I am being obscure but if he lives where he says he lives he will now exactly what I am talking about. If he doesn't rent the movie.

BTW did you drive on route H3 this weekend. It would be cool if you did because then maybe the guy giving you the finger on that side of the island was the owner of Windward car dealership. You drive the vehicle that took his dealership away from him.

HummerNewbie 05-31-2005 12:53 PM

Hey **** for brains, are you going to go back and edit your spelling error again after I point it out to everyone.

Cut and pasted from your post without editing "are you attempting to sound intellegent now all the sudden? Are you really that stupid.. "

I would have used the quote button to post this but your post screwed it up and I couldn't. Last time I pointed out that you were talking about everyone's intelligence and couldn't spell it right, you accused me of editing your quote. So what happened this time. Did I some how edit your original post to misspell it? Hurry up, go edit your post real quick so you can try and save face again. I knew that was what you did the first time but didn't call you on it. No such luck for you this time.

BlingBlingH2 05-31-2005 08:01 PM

yo mang, dem H3 are trash just like dem H2's and shizz. its like dis yo, moms and pops Hummer have a son, da name him H1. den one day moms and pops Hummer get a divorce and shizz. den dad Hummer gets remarried and has two douche bag kids wif his new wife, da name dah new kidz H2, and H3. now pops Hummer knows his last name has street cred, so he slaps dah hummer name on his new kids so da peeps like dem. dem H2's and H3's got dah name, but da aint gots dah genetics of a real hummer. wise up foolz, stop letn GM FUvCK you da AZZ wif dar SCAT filled trucks.

05-31-2005 10:34 PM

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Originally posted by H2GuyPerson:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by funpilot:
As one of the big H3 advocates, I am not put off by your thread here. You asked for an opinion and you got one. I think if you look back at other postss, the first reaction from this forum was mixed on the intro of the H3...mostly about what it could do to resale values. Shake it off, and stay with us.....

Im sure I'll stick around Im hoping these replies arent a true representation of how this place is all the time.. Maybe I was a bit harsh with my opinion but keep in mind I am new to the Hummer line myself so Im only just now experiencing the feelings that you say were expressed here once before. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You guys are all vapid whores. I don't think anyone could possibly give a true representation of what type of savage animal drives these ****ing things.

PARAGON 06-01-2005 12:32 AM

Vapid...... was that on your "Word of the Day" calendar? Dull whores? whoooooooo...... Good one.


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