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A joke for today. :)

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car.
The nurse asks him, "Charlie, what are you doing?"
Charlie replied, "Driving to Chicago!"
The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well Charlie, how are you doing?"
Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago."
"Great," replied the nurse.
The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room, and finds Bob sitting on his bed furiously pleasuring himself.
Shocked, she asks, "Bob, what are you doing?"
Bob says, "I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!"

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:giggling:

Lets get back to oysters...
 

Just got back from one of the local seafood joints here.
1 dozen oysters on the halfshell= 15 pesos (About $1.40)

Good! Good! Good!

With a cold cold Corona and a pinch of Choula sauce.

WTF does this have to do with Hummers you ask?

Well, we drove the Hummer tot he restaurant.:fdance:

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ROFL

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Cholula's the best!

BTW...how much is gas down there?

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At work!:crying: Until 6:30AM......me tired already

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"Goonie-goo-goo, Gus"

Who coined the phrase?

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Who Eddie and the BBQ skit?

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:popcorn:

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Of course the Goon Squad could figure that one out...that's like, cheating!

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Finished redoing the girl's new bedroom. Paint, paint, and more paint. Curtains, decorating, etc...

I hung a quilt and the wife came in and said it was too high. Damn, four nice big holes in the fcking wall I now have to patch and paint...

Crap.

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Major bummer. And, I bet it took her all of 2 seconds to look at it and comment, "Too high, lower it." And, it took you a fair amount of time painting, measuring, and placing the quilt. Right? :giggling:

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Yep, you bastard.

It was like this:
"It's too high."

"But it's the same height as it was in the old room."

"I know, it was too high in there, too."

"Wuh.. why the hell didn't you tell me that months ago?!?!":rant:

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Hey Karsun...what you doing up catting around at this time of night?

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Now y'all should know by now that I stay up all night. LOL

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That we do know...the question was "what were you doing at that time of night...."

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Depends on which night it was. If it's Sat or Sun night I'm up late with Rich watching movies, hot tub, having a few drinks, etc. If it's any other night I'm working or playing video games.

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Heading to Arlington for Rangers opening day! Giant tailgate party...anyone going to be there? PM me and I'll tell you where to meet us. Starts around 9:00 from what I'm told:jump:

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One more day of cold weather and then the 80's will set in from Thursday through beginning of next week. Ahhhhhhhh .. finally, some warmth! :clapping:

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I have just woken up - its 5pm - I have a screaming hangover - a bruise on my forehead - a new baseball cap and oddly two coffee mugs - none of which I have the slightest recollection of collecting - all I know for sure is that I am a couple of hundred dollars poorer than when I went out - I think they pour much more generous G&T's here than I am used too. I am loving Korea :)

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what the heck did you do ???????

I'm just at work. People do work on weekdays in Belgium :(

Here's a belgian hottie to get y'all through the rest of the week !

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I have no idea - but judging by my clothes I did a lot of it on the ground.

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Are you sure you didn't drink Soju?! Man, that $hit will eat the ass off a man....

If you haven't had it, try the "Ju" respectfully! You won't be sorry....

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Soju has a lot to do with the way that I feeling right now - I am steering clear of that sh1t after last night - oh and I am also probably not going to eat too many more boiled caterpillars either:eek:

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Man, the longer a girl stays away.... the men resort to tossing salad.:crying:

j/k

That and Andy's quote about another drink "going down like the devil in velvet trousers" are some of my favorite elcovan posts.:D

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I fricken knew it from all the way over here in Seattle.

It was in the way you "splained" it!

The "Ju" took a 3 day weekend from me. To this day I still don't remember anything. $hit I'm still worried that pictures might surface of me surrounding that weekend...and that was 25 years ago!

Like the Dalai Lama says "...the "Ju" should be drank in moderation..."!

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Whoa there girl! :giggling:

There's a big difference between "tossing salad" and having the alcohol in Soju burn the meat off of a person's backside.

The quickest way to lose the "onion" is to start drinking Soju!

I have the sneaky suspicion that there are a few other experienced "Soju" drinkers on this forum that probably won't admit it either!

:popcorn:

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ROFLOL ... I have no idea what all this is about. When I saw "SOJU", it took me back to my days in Miami when the Cuban folks would greet me and say, "So, ju like it in Miami?" :giggling: Is soju a beverage?

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:giggling:

Most military members that have been to Korea and either have the balls to admit it or the stupidity to try it -- because production is not always regulated by the government -- find it to be an alcoholic beverage of roughly 90 proof. Or higher depending on who produced it. Kind of like past Absinthe production.

That fuking "Ju" from the South Korean back alleys -- and that's the only time I'd ever say that cause it sounds really bad -- not only takes a person's brain cells and memories, but over time, consumption steals the meat off a persons ass!

A friend of mine once described it as "being able to brag about having a frontal labotomy without the scar to prove it!"

Bad juju!

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Tell me about it - I have just been updated on Tuesday night - apparently they found me at 0330hrs lying in a pile of rubble in a demolition site - i must have fallen off of the sidewalk and thought "hmmm this is comfy".

No more Soju.

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:eek: Glad you're here being able to talk about it ..after the fact! Sounds like bad stuff. :eek:

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Oh yeah, I almost forgot...try the yaki-mon-du! Now that is some good $hit! I remember buying it from street vendors, think it was a buck a bag. Looks like those little deep fried pizza rolls. It is good though!

I remember after the soju week-ender I was turned onto a bottle of Oscar. Couple of bucks. Worked really well getting rid of the Ju hangover. I think there was grape and orange. Definately distilled the same day! That $hits pretty good too.

:beerchug:

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Eating bugs:eek:

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A tasty bowl of dead things - hmmmmmmm

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damn !!

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How? I'm confused and getting visuals that just aren't cool. Although I did want to fiss it to say...
consumption makes me want meat in my ass. :)

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Music to a man's ears. :perfect10s:

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I keep trying to visualize that...

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Wow, I can't believe you'd admit that on a public forum....

But -- no pun intended -- that's the sign of liberation.