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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Hold on there Kenneth, please refer to the "It rubs the lotion on itself" thread in the off-topic. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() haha...there will be no lotion rubbing of any sort. Is smokehose by hometown hereos and grace bible? If so...I'm down sometime next week as long as you guys promise not to jump me before i get in ![]() |
Yes, it's where the Hideaway used to be right between HomeTown and Grace. We were out a couple of weeks ago down there. Did you see the white Excursion limo? We started at Hot Tuna, then to a couple of places in Norfolk, back to Smokehouse and finally to Hot Tuna again.
We won't be able to make it Thursday, though. |
Sounds like you guys know how to party. Just let me know when is good for you then
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by squandith:
i'll be sure to park next to you ![]() Just don't look for his HUMMER. All that thing does is sit on the carpet in his garage, under a cover ![]() ![]() ![]() |
CHURCH!, don't say anything! I was already starting to rustle up some good boogs for the Jeep!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
Jeff did you really quit your job, or youre just tired of us asking you stupid questions? ![]() spiderman.So fred it is ![]() |
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by squandith:
haha...there will be no lotion rubbing of any sort. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> There will be lotion rubbed, and it will be rubbed on your face. And it will be Ken's nutrient rich man-lotion. You've heard the stories about how ingesting it is good for your hair... well, rubbing it on your face will do wonders for your complexion. Just don't glue stick your eyes shut. ![]() |
I really want to explain how that demonstration works. But I'm afraid to. The booger monster may get me again.
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I just saw these posts you sick little monkeys!!
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Your skin is going to be positively <span class="ev_code_YELLOW">RADIANT!!!</span>
![]() Ken, can you take pictures of her face with the "lotion" on it? A pic of it on her piscobos would be nice, too. ![]() ![]() |
Piscobos!!?
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Piscobos!!? ![]() ![]() ![]() That's right- PISCOBOS!!! Ken, have you started the facial process yet? ![]() |
Whatever...Mosh girl wants some lotion from your humplumas.....
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Humplumas??? WTH? I'm going to hazard a guess and go with chicken-skinned nut bag.
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Yeah, HUMPLUMAS!!! And that would be a from-unda bean..
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Sorry, but that's an improper spelling & usage of "frumunda". Frumunda(fruh-muhn-dah) is only to be used in conjuction with the word "cheese" or on a solo basis to describe the pungent substance that is developed/spawned in the rear nether regions because of or during a long sedentary trip.
"Damn, you're funky! You've got some serious frumunda going over there. Go de-frumunda your crack." Frumunda laden underwear have a high probability of sticking if thrown against a wall or loved one. |
I apologize for that, I did not mean to insult you, I knew the correct spelling but was unsure of your knowledge concerning testicular slang. However, the frumunda bean can be grown from under the pole, therefore the aforementioned plant can be named so.
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Pluh-leeez.
![]() BTW, when is your next closet video coming out? ![]() |
Why? Somethin' not going on tonight.
By the way I will make another one, but not anytime soon. I am letting it age for an opportune moment..like gourmet European Frumunda. ![]() |
PM a link to me. Pretty please.
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