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squandith 03-24-2005 03:57 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:

Hold on there Kenneth, please refer to the "It rubs the lotion on itself" thread in the off-topic. He is a stranger...Squandith,I take back this pic I posted earlier...for you, don't know about your mom yet though </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

haha...there will be no lotion rubbing of any sort. Is smokehose by hometown hereos and grace bible? If so...I'm down sometime next week as long as you guys promise not to jump me before i get in I live really close by. how's thursday?

KenP 03-24-2005 04:12 PM

Yes, it's where the Hideaway used to be right between HomeTown and Grace. We were out a couple of weeks ago down there. Did you see the white Excursion limo? We started at Hot Tuna, then to a couple of places in Norfolk, back to Smokehouse and finally to Hot Tuna again.

We won't be able to make it Thursday, though.

squandith 03-24-2005 04:21 PM

Sounds like you guys know how to party. Just let me know when is good for you then I'll live up to my word...might even buy a couple rounds

anytime next thursday or after...just let me know...i'll be sure to park next to you

4churchill 03-24-2005 04:25 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by squandith:
i'll be sure to park next to you </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Just don't look for his HUMMER. All that thing does is sit on the carpet in his garage, under a cover , so his wifey doesn't put boogers on it (long story ) Squid Glad to see you can handle defeat

h2co-pilot 03-24-2005 06:02 PM

CHURCH!, don't say anything! I was already starting to rustle up some good boogs for the Jeep!

Squidward..you can park under us

partsguy 03-24-2005 07:15 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
Jeff did you really quit your job, or youre just tired of us asking you stupid questions? </div></BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Still here Too many-----guys around here. like superman,antman,batman
spiderman.So fred it is I have yet to get a mindless question.Thanks for asking

DRTYFN 03-25-2005 03:26 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by squandith:
haha...there will be no lotion rubbing of any sort. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

There will be lotion rubbed, and it will be rubbed on your face. And it will be Ken's nutrient rich man-lotion. You've heard the stories about how ingesting it is good for your hair... well, rubbing it on your face will do wonders for your complexion. Just don't glue stick your eyes shut.

KenP 03-25-2005 03:38 AM

I really want to explain how that demonstration works. But I'm afraid to. The booger monster may get me again. But it's something about protein deposits, luffa, suds... Heck, nevermind.

h2co-pilot 03-25-2005 04:44 PM

I just saw these posts you sick little monkeys!! I thought protein was good for the chest? Kenny! ..

DRTYFN 03-26-2005 12:06 AM

Your skin is going to be positively <span class="ev_code_YELLOW">RADIANT!!!</span>

Ken, can you take pictures of her face with the "lotion" on it? A pic of it on her piscobos would be nice, too.

h2co-pilot 03-26-2005 12:21 AM

Piscobos!!?

DRTYFN 03-26-2005 12:37 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Piscobos!!? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's right- PISCOBOS!!!

Ken, have you started the facial process yet?

h2co-pilot 03-26-2005 12:59 AM

Whatever...Mosh girl wants some lotion from your humplumas.....

DRTYFN 03-26-2005 01:05 AM

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Humplumas??? WTH? I'm going to hazard a guess and go with chicken-skinned nut bag.

Do you like apples?

h2co-pilot 03-26-2005 01:11 AM

Yeah, HUMPLUMAS!!! And that would be a from-unda bean.. LOL...

DRTYFN 03-26-2005 01:25 AM

Sorry, but that's an improper spelling & usage of "frumunda". Frumunda(fruh-muhn-dah) is only to be used in conjuction with the word "cheese" or on a solo basis to describe the pungent substance that is developed/spawned in the rear nether regions because of or during a long sedentary trip.

"Damn, you're funky! You've got some serious frumunda going over there. Go de-frumunda your crack."

Frumunda laden underwear have a high probability of sticking if thrown against a wall or loved one.

h2co-pilot 03-26-2005 01:44 AM

I apologize for that, I did not mean to insult you, I knew the correct spelling but was unsure of your knowledge concerning testicular slang. However, the frumunda bean can be grown from under the pole, therefore the aforementioned plant can be named so.

DRTYFN 03-26-2005 01:55 AM

Pluh-leeez. I'm a guy. Of course I know about frumunda. Isn't it a male originated term? C'mon.

BTW, when is your next closet video coming out?

h2co-pilot 03-26-2005 02:14 AM

Why? Somethin' not going on tonight.
By the way I will make another one, but not anytime soon. I am letting it age for an opportune moment..like gourmet European Frumunda.

DRTYFN 03-26-2005 02:27 AM

PM a link to me. Pretty please.


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