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PewterH22004 11-22-2003 05:18 AM

You guys are sick. You don’t understand the work that went into that truck. Roadsurfer, if you work a bit more on the middle and back end it will look much more like an Escalade. Way to go man. Good job. I like it.

Roadsurfer 11-22-2003 05:36 AM

Gee, Pewter...thanks!

Actually, what I need to provide is better pics.

My goal wasnt so much to make it look like an Escalade, my goal was to make people go..."OMG, they lowered and put big wheels in that Cadillac Hummer!"

Besides the front end, it has...

...Shaved body lines in the doors
...Smoothed and painted body trim
..."Caddy" tailights
...Shaved rear deck
...Smoothed rear bumper
...Steel rear roll pan
...Air Suspension (the chrome "step bars" are the air tanks)
...Chrome Dash
...Leather inserts in the seats
...Full JL Audio audio suite, including 4 JL mid/tweets, two JL tweets, and two FL W7 10" woofers, driven by 2000 watts of JL amps

So, yeah....it has an hour or two in it

Thanks for the props


PewterH22004 11-22-2003 05:51 AM

That's so funny. I was joking dumb ****. Make the front, middle and back end look like an Escalade!! duh, buy a ****ing Escalade.


So easy.....

Roadsurfer 11-22-2003 06:11 AM

Pewter....

Whats even easier than that.....is this:

















By my count....you just got owned, boy

DRTYFN 11-22-2003 06:28 AM

You just don't get it, do you? For all of the intelligence(?) you've displayed you're one of the slowest people if ever seen. The only reason everyone had such a ****fit over your rig was that you stripped off the H2's nose and slapped on a Caddy's. If you'd step back a second, you'd realize what a faux paus that is. I think the work you put into that thing is amazing, it's just that you took the initial dose of criticism very poorly and basically encited a verbal riot.

And if you think using the pics from that F U H2 site is funny then you really don't see the big picture. Not only are you really going to piss off people on this site, but you're using pics from a site where the people would just as happily run a key down the side off your baby as not.

And one more thing, don't fall back on the race card. It's pathetic and weak.

Roadsurfer 11-22-2003 06:51 AM

Actually, Clown Boy....

If you read back over this entire thread...you'll find that I have exhibited amazing restraint.

You and your compatriots, on the other hand, are nearly psychotic with the vitriol and shouting and blathering and whining and name calling.

So, a few things, I agree with you on. I am intelligent. And the only thing you and your butthole buddies have "had such a ****fit over" is simply...that I changed the hood on the truck.

Read that, again...in fact, read what you wrote..."The only reason everyone had such a ****fit over your rig was that you stripped off the H2's nose and slapped on a Caddy's."

The light dawning on you now? This entire thread, and all the energy expended therin, is as a function of a hood change. You are making MY point FOR me, zipperhead....it IS all totally meaningless

Yet, here you are....trying to make sense of your own mindless lemming-ness.

And do I care about pissing people off on this site? Why would I? Is there anyone on this site that has any greater substance or mass or meaning, in the vast cosmos, than anyone else? Trust me on this, H2-wannabe-boy....no one is impressed, just because this is an H2 site.....an H2 is an inorganic, non-sentient object.....and no ones opinion is any more meaningful than anyone elses....Hell, I am on this site, with as valid a reason to be here as anyone else....probably with more validity than you or 1/2 the whiners in here, insofar as I have pics of MY truck displayed....but, being the fair minded guy I am, I will allow you to continue to participate.

As long as you are a good boy, and continue to admit your mistakes

Do I get "pissed" at your juvenile meanderings?
No! I am, however, extremely succesful at pissing you and your bathhouse buddies off...that much is obvious.

Your revisionist tatics are also obvious, on their face.....I issue you the following challenge: Go back thru this thread, and pull out your own previous posts...and make a case for them being "an initial dose of criticism"....you are, and remain, as juvenile as I am, on this subject...and I am the FIRST to admit to taking juvenile glee in this entire process...its just that I am entertained by it, while you are vibrating and spouting pancreatic discharge at the very thought of one having impeached your precious....

...snub-nosed Tahoe.

Lets review, Einstein....you've made my point, for me...you've acknowledged that the only thing that has caused everyone to go postal is a simple hood change...and you've demonstrated that although the entire subject is moot, I am still able to get your goat

Why stop now? You dopes are gonna keep coming back for more, that much is obvious.

And your syntax sucks, by the way.


Roadsurfer 11-22-2003 07:03 AM

I almost forgot....

I wasn't pulling out the "race card"...I was simply identifying that your friend there WAS a racist.

He responded thusly:

"By the way if I'm a "white bread bigot" because I can clearly see who your target audience is then so be it."

A cracker is a cracker, dontcha think?


DRTYFN 11-22-2003 07:45 AM

Oh, you're so wrong. I derive incredible glee from this.
It's really too bad that you can't see that I was backing down and offering you an opportunity (at my expense) to do so with out losing any face.
As for syntax, sorry, I didn't realize you were going to be grading this. At least I've got taste.
And by the way, where did "cracker" come from and why exactly am I supposed to be offended by it? I never have heard a good explanation for that one.

Oh yeah, you said "zipperhead". Last time I checked that was a derogatory term for Japanese people. And you didn't show a possesive for "and no ones opinion is any more meaningful than anyone elses." Maybe I'm wrong.

That german cross that you're using is sure a winner, too. Very racially sensitive of you. Intelligent. haha, stop it.

[This message was edited by DRTYFN on 11-22-03 at 01:54 AM.]

Roadsurfer 11-22-2003 09:03 AM

Well.....if only you'd paid attention, lad

I did see that you were backing down. I'm not surprised, that you would do that, truth be told...its consistent with your entire approach to this topic...make a big splash, then hide behind your lame-ass suggestion that you didn't mean it.

You just didnt do it to my satisfaction. Ergo, the fun continues

You have no taste, Clown boy. Your are crude and base and unwilling to accept the most basic of challenges...which is to simply prove your own revisionist history. Which, by definition, is unprovable, but like most morons, you miss that entire point.

It doesnt surprise me that you are unable or unwilling to do that...after all, it requires that you navigate backwards in this thread, and my guess is your cognitive AND motor skills aren't up to that task.

However, fair guy that I am, I will offer you the olive branch, again. Go away. Ignore me. Piss off. Disappear. Pretend I dont exist. Get lost. Vamoose. Skedaddle. Git....

..whatever it is that you do, when you leave...leave. I am allowing it, just this once.

The cracker comment wasnt directed at you...but, that being said, if you're a racist, embrace it.

And yeah...I checked.

You ARE wrong. Again. ad infinitum, in fact.


Roadsurfer 11-22-2003 09:04 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Alec W:
Sorry, I must be an idiot but I see a little more than a hood change on your truck<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Just read up the thread, Alec W...you'll see the list of modifications


DennisAJC 11-22-2003 11:28 AM

Road,

I actually admire the time and detailed effort put into it. Like I said before, I don't like it or dis-like it.

It's like seeing a woman with a hot body but ugly face.

What I don't get is why post FUH2 pics. A more effective way would be to post more of the Humdeville.

BUT WAIT!...You don't have anymore pics right? You're just a 13 year old who took the pics and now trying to pawn it off as your own?

BTW, I'm somewhere in between a Cracker and a Moon Pie . Every race has a racist...Don't play that card here.

89vette 11-22-2003 11:40 AM

I think we need to start a new Forum just for Troll's and Troll bashing. It's really getting distracting lately.

03 Sunset H2!
89 Vette
02 Escalade

Dan 11-22-2003 12:21 PM

What a bunch of turd-burglars!!!!!

Thanks for bringing your buddies over Ridehacker, more little pea brains to squeeze myself into.

I'm living in your head guys, RENT FREE!

- Dan

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Roadsurfer 11-22-2003 03:36 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Road,

I actually admire the time and detailed effort put into it. Like I said before, I don't like it or dis-like it.

It's like seeing a woman with a hot body but ugly face.

What I don't get is why post FUH2 pics. A more effective way would be to post more of the Humdeville.

BUT WAIT!...You don't have anymore pics right? You're just a 13 year old who took the pics and now trying to pawn it off as your own?

BTW, I'm somewhere in between a Cracker and a Moon Pie . Every race has a racist...Don't play that card here.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dennis...thank YOU for the oblique props, as well

The reason for posting the FUH2 pics is simple....to paraphrase Forest Gump, "juvenile is as juvenile does"....

Scroll up this thread...you'll see that "Pewter" decided to throw in his two cents worth, and it was rude and insulting....I figured, gee....I betcha I can be as rude and insulting, maybe even moreso!

Now, I did show restraint....if you'll notice, I only posted pics of pewter H2's...my little jab was intended for him, and even though he probably missed the point...a few other pinheads got offended, so the exercise was a success.

Now then....YOU make a good point...why NOT post more pics of the HUMdeVille? I think I'll do that.

As regards who I am.....my name is Bill. My e-mail is bill@roadsurfer.net. My phone number is 916-381-2003.

If you have the fortitude, feel free to call.

And to reiterate, I wasn't play the "race card"...I was calling one of the lemmings a racist. He agreed with me. That issue SHOULD be obvious, and resolved, by now...so I suggest YOU drop the implicit support for your boy. He accepts his failures...I accept his failures...so lets just let it go


Roadsurfer 11-22-2003 03:38 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 89vette:
I think we need to start a new Forum just for Troll's and Troll bashing. It's really getting distracting lately.

03 Sunset H2!
89 Vette
02 Escalade
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

A Corvette AND an H2!?

You need one of my "Nice Hairpiece, Sorry About Your Penis" t-shirts


Roadsurfer 11-22-2003 03:42 PM

Dan....

Insofar as you have several months to wait until you recieve your just-like-a-billion-others SUT lemming-mobile, and you can then join the Heartbeat of America Members Only-jacket wearing bunch and sport your GMAC payment coupon book....

I think you should thank me. I mean, you dont own a damned H2, but you need a reason to stay in this forum, so hell...I am doing you a favor!

You're welcome, by the way.


DRTYFN 11-22-2003 05:30 PM

What a pisser you are.

I noticed you didn't address my comments.

"And by the way, where did "cracker" come from and why exactly am I supposed to be offended by it? I never have heard a good explanation for that one.

Oh yeah, you said "zipperhead". Last time I checked that was a derogatory term for Japanese people. And you didn't show a possesive for "and no ones opinion is any more meaningful than anyone elses." Maybe I'm wrong.

That german cross that you're using is sure a winner, too. Very racially sensitive of you. Intelligent. haha, stop it."

You're not one of Bill Clinton's kids are you?

Dan 11-22-2003 07:35 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Roadsurfer:
Dan....

Insofar as you have several months to wait until you recieve your just-like-a-billion-others SUT lemming-mobile, and you can then join the Heartbeat of America Members Only-jacket wearing bunch and sport your GMAC payment coupon book....

I think you should thank me. I mean, you dont own a damned H2, but you need a reason to stay in this forum, so hell...I am doing you a favor!

You're welcome, by the way.

http://img.sportruck.com/forum/uploa...092-avatar.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Pfft! You don't own an H2 either you monkey spank! Or do you still consider the HearseDeVille an H2?? It's more like a mutt, like your mom.

Hey!, you should be ashamed of yourself. You forgot the CURB FEELERS on that pig. And you call yourself a homey.....

Rent Free

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Roadsurfer 11-23-2003 12:56 AM

Dan....

Well, one thing is obvious.....when you say that "You dont own an H2 either...", it becomes a validated fact....

That YOU dont, Dan-For-Brains! And since this is a forum for the incalcuably sophmoric celebration of the Snubbed-nosed Tahooe...that makes you a poser.

Wannabe?

Gazer?

Hopeful?

In any event...it makes you a non-owner, which was my point, to begin with. Thank you for validating that.

You guys arent even fun...I mean, really, you run off on these half-witted and largely repetitive blabberings, and you give up your own secrets!

Its no fun is you TELL us you're a punk!

You're owned, yes...but come on. Make it a little tougher to make you my bitch, will ya!?

By the way.....you called me a homey. I called YOU a homo. Get it right, or I am gonna have to send YOUR mom home. Whereas she'll have a big smile on her face, she will be very unhappy with you.


Roadsurfer 11-23-2003 01:44 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
What a pisser you are.

I noticed you didn't address my comments.

"And by the way, where did "cracker" come from and why exactly am I supposed to be offended by it? I never have heard a good explanation for that one.

Oh yeah, you said "zipperhead". Last time I checked that was a derogatory term for Japanese people. And you didn't show a possesive for "and no ones opinion is any more meaningful than anyone elses." Maybe I'm wrong.

That german cross that you're using is sure a winner, too. Very racially sensitive of you. Intelligent. haha, stop it."

You're not one of Bill Clinton's kids are you?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Clown Boy....you just dont know WHEN you shut up, do ya? Silly dumbass, now I am going to have to take you to school and embarass you...

Lets get started, shall we?

Cracker: I did respond to your cracker comment. You need to marshall the requisite motor skills to scroll back ONE page, and you will find them. I'd wait here for you, but I didnt pack a lunch. Just report back when you have completed that task.

Zipperhead. Whereas there are deragatory names for any ethnicity, I have never heard "zipperhead" apllied thusly. I think the real issue here is that you're stupid.

German Cross: As a moron , you couldnt know that the iron cross isn't even German in origin, but created by the king of Prussia, King Wilhelm in 1813.. well before any World War, and well before any Nazis had a chance to give it a negative connotation. But, being a dolt, I wouldnt expect you to have any facts at your disposal, so I'll forgive you, this once.

Now, here comes the fun part For all your posing as a hard ass in this thread...as it turns out, you're pretty much a puss, when it comes to an independent identity. It comes as no surprise to me that you are just a hanger-on on the "Hate the HUMdeVille" train, after I read your Rubicon post....

I find it consistent with your abusing THIS thread that you would be...so obseqious, in your own. Obviously you require peer approval and external validation, based on your comments, to wit:

"I have to admit that I was a little wary of what kind of reception my H2 and I were going to receive. It was a very pleasant surprise to get thumbs up and words of praise from fellow off-roaders for actually wheeling with the H2.

Jeezus. All your bull**** chest pounding in here, and you were a "little wary" about if the REAL offroaders would like your stupid truck!? Don't you have an ego? Don't you have an independent identity? Who gives a rats ass about what anyone else thinks, except a person who craves external validation?

What a pussy. But, it gets better:

You recieved "words of praise"

OMG! A herald of angels was heard on high, and verily the Jeep owner did sayeth unto me "Gee...didnt know that piece of **** could actually wheel. Cool"

Dude...you didnt do a Sally Field turn, there ("You like me, you really, really LIKE me!!!!")...

You did a full OPRAH! Jeezus.

But wait...it gets worse...or better

I quote you: "I told them about the H2Source forum and hoped they'd check it out to see that some of us are just as enthusiastic about off-roading as they are. I hope you guys are looking in.

You are sending plaintive "I hope you guys remeber me" messages through your thread, you GIRL! OMG!

Actually, there may be some justice, here....Hopefully, your new-found friends will see THIS post....see your responses in THIS thread...

..and realize what a two-faced totally-postal wack job you actually are!

Now, see!? I TOLD you to go away, but you wouldnt. For future reference? The best way to extend the olive branch is to simply shut up.

But I gotta admit....THIS is FUN, boys!


DRTYFN 11-23-2003 03:28 AM

"You are sending plaintive "I hope you guys remeber me" messages through your thread, you GIRL! OMG!"

Hey Brainiac, what's "remeber"? For all of your smack about syntax you'd think you'd pay better attention detail.

"Zipperhead. Whereas there are deragatory names for any ethnicity, I have never heard "zipperhead" apllied thusly. I think the real issue here is that you're stupid."

Doesn't change the fact that it's a derogatory term for the Japanese.

"German Cross: As a moron , you couldnt know that the iron cross isn't even German in origin, but created by the king of Prussia, King Wilhelm in 1813.. well before any World War, and well before any Nazis had a chance to give it a negative connotation. But, being a dolt, I wouldnt expect you to have any facts at your disposal, so I'll forgive you, this once."

Actually, Nerdville, I did know that. I also know that the the nazi emblem started out as a symbol of good luck, long life, and prosperity in ancient cultures such as India and China. It's the central symbol of the Falun Wheel.
But that's not how it's viewed today, is it, ****head? So your little rant doesn't do much to change the fact that your cross is still viewed as a symbol of hate. It's funny how many of those things you see on the shoulders of white supremacists. try to explain that to your clients.

And since you like to spout off your sissy little mouth about looking back through posts, why don't you go read EVERYTHING that lead up to my first comments in my Rubi' pics. And while you're at it, why don't you do a little research on the sites that flamed in here and see what they were threatening to do to the H2s. This site had been barraged by all kinds of other wheelers that were talking **** about what they'd do if they saw an H2 out on the Rubicon. I even had a couple of the more decent members from some of the other sites warn me about going out. But did I back out of the trip? No. I bet you would've pissed your pants like a little girl.

You talk a lot of **** and you've really piqued my interest. I'm going to find out what you're made of. But I'm not going to spoil the surprise by telling you how.

I agree completely... this is fun.

Some day when this is all over beers are on me.

ps. What the hell is a full Oprah? Or do I dare ask? It sounds nasty.

Dan 11-23-2003 02:17 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Roadsurfer:
Dan....

Well, one thing is obvious.....when you say that "_You dont own an H2 either..."_, it becomes a validated fact....

That YOU dont, Dan-For-Brains! And since this is a forum for the incalcuably sophmoric celebration of the Snubbed-nosed Tahooe...that makes you a poser.

Wannabe?

Gazer?

Hopeful?

In any event...it makes you a non-owner, which was my point, to begin with. Thank you for validating that.

You guys arent even fun...I mean, really, you run off on these half-witted and largely repetitive blabberings, and you give up your own secrets!

Its no fun is you TELL us you're a punk!

You're _owned_, yes...but come on. Make it a little tougher to make you my bitch, will ya!?

By the way.....you called me a homey. I called YOU a homo. Get it right, or I am gonna have to send YOUR mom home. Whereas she'll have a big smile on her face, she will be very unhappy with you.

http://img.sportruck.com/forum/uploa...092-avatar.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You my friend are RETARDED. You really needed me to say I don't have an H2? Can't you read? It's in my sig line RETARD!

Holy crap you're stupid......

And thanks for "validating" you're a homey. Makes it easier to degrade you.

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2slo4now 11-24-2003 06:49 PM

Roadsurfer

If I remember correctly in previous posts a ball player paid you/your shop to build this vehicle.

As I have said in previous posts. If someone would have paid my shop to build humdeville I would have done it in a second. The work looks good in pictures even though the vehicle is not to my taste.

I have to make this observation. Before you finished humdeville you didn't post much around here. You posted a good bit for a while. Now you must spend most of day posting and figuring out what to post. It would seem that would be hard to do if your shop was busy with other projects. What is your shop working on now?

Go ahead and bash the Dumb Ass Red Neck from Alabama. It will be thanksgiving day before I can respond back. My shop has more work than we can handle.

Dan from Alabama

ps. I like the chrome dash panels. Great Idea.

JamesT 11-24-2003 06:55 PM

YUK!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Roadsurfer:
The H2 you hate to love

http://www.sportruck.com/events/sema03/outdoor/162.jpg

http://www.sportruck.com/events/sema03/outdoor/163.jpg

http://www.socalcustoms.com/Shows/20...s/DSC00163.jpg

http://img.sportruck.com/events/sema03/outdoor/164.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Roadsurfer 11-24-2003 11:53 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 2slo4now:
Roadsurfer

If I remember correctly in previous posts a ball player paid you/your shop to build this vehicle.

As I have said in previous posts. If someone would have paid my shop to build humdeville I would have done it in a second. The work looks good in pictures even though the vehicle is not to my taste.

I have to make this observation. Before you finished humdeville you didn't post much around here. You posted a good bit for a while. Now you must spend most of day posting and figuring out what to post. It would seem that would be hard to do if your shop was busy with other projects. What is your shop working on now?

Go ahead and bash the Dumb Ass Red Neck from Alabama. It will be thanksgiving day before I can respond back. My shop has more work than we can handle.

Dan from Alabama

ps. I like the chrome dash panels. Great Idea.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dan....hell, I wouldnt bash a nice guy that asks legitimate questions!

Yeah, I have spent a LOT of time in here, whipping these po' boys about the head and neck, but it doesn't take all THAT much time....

And my posts are all ad hoc....I don't really have to think about what to post...

But the answer to your question is...a 200 Chevy dually, a '98 Dodge Dakota, a '99 Chevy dually, and a 1932 Ford.

And I like the chrome dash, too. Seperates my H2 for the 100,000 others sold, last year.

Thanks for your compliments


Roadsurfer 11-24-2003 11:58 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MYHUMMR:
YUK!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Roadsurfer:
The H2 you hate to love

http://www.sportruck.com/events/sema03/outdoor/162.jpg

http://www.sportruck.com/events/sema03/outdoor/163.jpg

http://www.socalcustoms.com/Shows/20...s/DSC00163.jpg

http://img.sportruck.com/events/sema03/outdoor/164.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

MYHUMMR....."novice" is right! Learn how to integrate the pic INTO the post, lad!

Like this:

"MYHUMMR's Personal Profile Pic"




drouke 11-25-2003 09:20 AM

You had gay pics readily available to "integrate" into your post........ go figure. I've laid off you for awhile, but I did have some questions. Do you pay somebody for these posts? You know you don't write them yourself. Anybody even halfway intelligent, which the person you have writing your posts sounds would not waste their time building your piece of ****. You also often call the H2 a snubbed nose Tahoe. Does that make the Escalade a Big nosed Avalanche? HumDeville??? Did you fab a Coupe DeVille Front end to the H2? or was it an escalade front end? Might wanna get your money back from whom ever you paid for the name. Now go act like your not bothered, call your post writer and let him know you need another one. Tell him not to forget some big words to make you sound intelligent. Although there may be some people who read your posts and say, "this dude types like a bad ass", "he must be tough", but really, most people think you're a clown. I'm sure all those customers who own all those trucks you're working on would be real pleased to know that instead of working on their trucks, you're posting in the forums. Let me guess, you have employees to do the work right? What with all those high end projects you're working on and all. Or are those the guys you made up screen names for so they could post in support of you? In the end this is your fantasy and who are we to mess that up? I'll end with that, and leave you to "tear me up". I also won't be able to read your witty reply till after thanksgiving, I'm driving my snubbed nose tahoe to Aspen.

JamesT 11-25-2003 01:09 PM

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DRTYFN 11-26-2003 01:04 AM

It looks like you got a lot of extra time on your hands since your boyfriend left you. Haven't you figured out that you're ****'s lame by now? The novelty of yucking it up with you has faded.

Roadsurfer 11-26-2003 01:08 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by drouke:
You had gay pics readily available to "integrate" into your post........ go figure. I've laid off you for awhile, but I did have some questions. Do you pay somebody for these posts? You know you don't write them yourself. Anybody even halfway intelligent, which the person you have writing your posts sounds would not waste their time building your piece of ****. You also often call the H2 a snubbed nose Tahoe. Does that make the Escalade a Big nosed Avalanche? HumDeville??? Did you fab a Coupe DeVille Front end to the H2? or was it an escalade front end? Might wanna get your money back from whom ever you paid for the name. Now go act like your not bothered, call your post writer and let him know you need another one. Tell him not to forget some big words to make you sound intelligent. Although there may be some people who read your posts and say, "this dude types like a bad ass", "he must be tough", but really, most people think you're a clown. I'm sure all those customers who own all those trucks you're working on would be real pleased to know that instead of working on their trucks, you're posting in the forums. Let me guess, you have employees to do the work right? What with all those high end projects you're working on and all. Or are those the guys you made up screen names for so they could post in support of you? In the end this is your fantasy and who are we to mess that up? I'll end with that, and leave you to "tear me up". I also won't be able to read your witty reply till after thanksgiving, I'm driving my snubbed nose tahoe to Aspen.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dourke (intentional misspelling, isn't it clever?)...lemme try and answer your questions.

1. The "gay" pics are for you....you PM'd me about my underwear, after all.

2. I appreciate you "laying" off me...its hard to do my laundry with you camped on the clothes hamper.

3. No.

4. Correct capitalization would be "Big Nosed", and I dunno, dourke, since I didn't even consider that.

5. Yes.

6. No.

7. I'll post the process for you non-mechanically-inclined.

8. You havent polled "most people", so you have no basis in fact for your supposition that people think I am a clown. I can tell you I think I am a clown, but that sounds arrogant, ya know?

9. You are plagarizing the theme from Dan Of Alabama, you dimwit. Jeezus. If you are gonna carp, PLEASE think of something original, you lemming!

10. I have employees

11. My "support" posse are all individuals. I can prove it. Simply go to www.sportruck.com Log into the "Suspension" forum. In there, you will find several threads dedicated to THIS forum, wherein those same folks are laughing out loud at you.

12. I missed the fantasy reference...but if I have a fantasy, it's that you will shut up.

13. Have a nice Thanksgiving


DRTYFN 11-26-2003 01:15 AM

You're the kind of little **** that hides behind a keyboard because you're such a little bitch in real life, aren't you?
I'll be passing through there soon and plan on looking you up. I'm betting you're a little Nancy-boy.

DennisAJC 11-26-2003 01:17 AM

Road,

WTF????? It's not about the Humdeville now, it's about your attitude. Can I ask you....Are you African American? Off topic, but just wondering since you used the term Cracker.

Play nice, the guys here warm up given time, but you're just asking to be monkey stomped with those witty replies.

DRTYFN 11-26-2003 01:41 AM

Actually, it was only briefly about the Crap Deville. RS's **** attitude has been the catalyst ever since. I guarantee he rubs people the wrong way in the real world, too.

Dan 11-26-2003 12:53 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
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Can I ask you....Are you African American? Off topic, but just wondering since you used the term Cracker.
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wetback

SYLLABICATION: wet·back
PRONUNCIATION: wtbk
NOUN: Offensive Slang Used as a disparaging term for a Mexican, especially a laborer who crosses the U.S. border illegally.
ETYMOLOGY: From the fact that the Rio Grande is a common entry point.



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Dan 11-26-2003 12:57 PM

Some brilliance from their site:

"...We like doing things that a) can't be done, b)shouldn't be done or c) no one in their right ****in mind would ever do because in renders a vehicle nearly completely useless..."

"...I swore on everything i could to prove that i didnt masturbate even tho i knew i was lieing..."

"...they are mad that someone made their $70k car obsolete..."


Too funny

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DennisAJC 11-26-2003 09:22 PM

DRTY,Dan,

I think we caused his head to explode. What do we do?


"Well that's that for that Troll"
(As we're shovelling dirt into the hole.)

DRTYFN 11-27-2003 06:53 AM

Oh no, don't worry. The syntax warrior will be back. The little sissy. "You didn't punctuate this right" "Your syntax sucks." Little turd. I'd like to see him talk like that with his target market. I bet he goes all Eminem the second he hears how the other person is speaking.


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