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Spike 11-27-2003 04:03 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Oh no, don't worry. The syntax warrior will be back. The little sissy. "You didn't punctuate this right" "Your syntax sucks." Little turd. I'd like to see him talk like that with his target market. I bet he goes all Eminem the second he hears how the other person is speaking. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
DRTYFN-You hit the nail right on the head with this post. And you are right, he will be back. Douche bags like that always come back.

2003 Yellow H2, Lux Series, Air Suspension, Front Brush Guard, Rear Tail Lamp Guards, MC2 Chrome Billet Locking Fuel Door

argonaut 12-01-2003 06:43 PM

Did he really think he was going to impress us with his prose? ****, I can talk/ write like that if I need to, but nobody short of pompous academics do. Oh, I have spelling errors and syntax problems in my writing. well duh, *******. WE type these stupid forum messages in seconds without thinking twice about them. You, on the other hand spend a long time re-reading what you typed and breaking out your thesaurus to try to sound more intelligent. You know, I had an 800 on my verbal SAT (let's not talk about math, I am not math inclined) and could write much more literate prose than you can, but you don't see me doing it. Why? because normal people don't. It is stupid, and arrogant, and only used by people with something to prove. Sorry about your small penis buddy. Now take your white trash ass, and all your new money clients and do something productive for once.

H2HIGH 12-01-2003 11:06 PM

Dan I'm mexican and dont like the term Wetback. Those are some harsh words just cause you dont like his Humdeville or his attiude or his remarks. Just ignore it all.

Rudy
03 yellow with 14 inch BulletProof Suspension 44inch SuperSwapper Boggers. Kodiac fold down steps, full chrome undercarriage, Painted trim. Billet Hood handles,floor inserts,hood latches,air vent. 4 tv monitors in headrests and in visor, DVD player, TV Tuner. More mods to come.

DRTYFN 12-01-2003 11:29 PM

Are you a Mexican citizen or an American citizen? Damn, this ethnic identity **** pisses me off! I don't go around spouting off about my ancestry because what matters is that I'm here in this beautiful country and I'm damn proud of it. When you bring up race issues you cause someone that might not have noticed or cared to think to themself "Hey, yeah they are (ethnic description)". It causes exclusion and separation instead of inclusion and unity. By making race an issue you make an issue out of race.

DennisAJC 12-01-2003 11:44 PM

H2High,

Sorry, my bad. I was the one who asked. Dan doesn`t mean anything bad, just poking fun.

Just the other day, DRTY burned a cross on my front lawn. My family and I grabbed the marshmellows and weinies and had a sing along.

We`re all here to poke fun just for laughs. Some of us don`t really get affected by the name calling. Kinda funny.

argonaut 12-02-2003 06:08 AM

Yeah, well H2-high, at least you aren't a philipino-american.... or even worse, a philipino-canadian...

DennisAJC 12-02-2003 01:11 PM

It's Filipino you cracker. And we might as well get it out in the open for Dan's sake....

SYLLABICATION: flippo
PRONUNCIATION: flippo
NOUN: Well known for their Nanny and Janitorial skills. Meaning they love all children and wash their asses constantly.
ETYMOLOGY: From the fact that they can flip during sexual climax.

Dan 12-02-2003 02:01 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by H2HIGH:
Dan I'm mexican and dont like the term Wetback. Those are some harsh words just cause you dont like his Humdeville or his attiude or his remarks. Just ignore it all.

Rudy
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Sorry Rudy, no offense directed toward you at all. I was just poking at the troll to get him worked up.

Feel free to call me a "greasy ginzo wop" or whatever Italian slur.

- Dan

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argonaut 12-02-2003 05:16 PM

Damn wop-dego bastard!

1BADH2 12-02-2003 07:56 PM

Why is that P.O.S. even on this forum

Drag 12-02-2003 09:45 PM

Dan, I dunno about the <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> "greasy ginzo wop" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> comment. I'm a dago goombah myself, and damn proud of it. Of course the other side is a kilt wearing, scotch swilling Mac, but let's keep it civilized.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

DennisAJC 12-02-2003 10:35 PM

WHOW! BOYS!

Mabye the Canadian way is not for some of you yet!

My circle of best friends are all of the above plus more(Funny I have no flippo friends ).

When we get together, talkin racist trash is the norm when we joke around. We don't take things personally. I hope that none are offended here or mislead that this is some hate-in.

Dan, Drag,

I was MC at my friends Italian wedding. Apperantly, I was a cheapskate for only sticking $500 in the envelope! 300 people...
GRATZI means gratuity and thank-you .

So that's how you guys get rich!

H2HIGH 12-02-2003 11:25 PM

It's cool I was just reading all the comments going on. I was JGMO.

Rudy
03 yellow with 14 inch BulletProof Suspension 44inch SuperSwapper Boggers. Kodiac fold down steps, full chrome undercarriage, Painted trim. Billet Hood handles,floor inserts,hood latches,air vent. 4 tv monitors in headrests and in visor, DVD player, TV Tuner. More mods to come.

DURAMAX TIM 12-07-2003 08:50 AM

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Not to spoil your fun but have u seen this pic of RS's latest job,

Yell'r 04 Lux w/ air, sunroof,F&R brush bars
Traded 03 White Lux
03 GMC D/A CC SLT LB soon to be 04

DRTYFN 12-07-2003 12:25 PM

I knew he was a short bus candidate.

Roadsurfer 12-26-2003 05:51 PM

BOYS, boys, boys....

Points to ponder:

One is an obsessive-compulsive stalker-type when one continues to post in a forum, about another individual, in the absence of that individual, as if that individual was, in fact, present.

One is most likely a GMAC-credit-card-totin', elastic-waist-band-pants-wearin', Corvette-ownin' ("nice hair piece, sorry about your penis"), "Look, honey, there is ANOTHER pewter H2, EXACTLY like OURS!"-drivn' gomer....

..and, as it would appear....

...REALLY bad at Photoshop.

Come on, all you betties....step UP! You gotta make this fun, if you want me to show you my NEW pics...

A teaser...I am cutting the roof off



The autograph line forms to the left.


Dan 12-26-2003 06:42 PM

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DRTYFN 12-26-2003 11:23 PM

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How about you cut your head off?
Talk about a stalker... you're the dip**** that came back after throwing a drama queen hissy fit.
Did you ever do anything with your lame piece of **** website, you impotent dick?
C'mon, break out the sytax sword again... it's all you've got. Your ride & your site suck and I heard you're a pussy in the real world.

And the only autographs you're going to be signing are for your creepy fans at the gay porn convention... out in the parking lot, right after you finish blowing them.

SssH2 08-06-2004 03:44 AM

Wow..

I know I'm really late to this thread. I was LMAO and just trying to read RS's posts LOL. I come from the lowered life (Bagged-Body-dropped) scene. Rs's Humdeville is pretty sweet with the caddy clip etc. The nerf bars are the tanks, Thats sweet. I agree with some that this isn't really the place to post a H2 like this.

With Rs's attitude he should be careful I have no problem driving up and over his aired out trailer queen. Rs reminds me of the punk kid with daddy's money getting his kicked after History class.

Not all of us have payment books It's called cashed out

Roadsurfer.net is down, I was looking for a address to pay a vist

-SssH2

SssH2 08-06-2004 03:44 AM

Wow..

I know I'm really late to this thread. I was LMAO and just trying to read RS's posts LOL. I come from the lowered life (Bagged-Body-dropped) scene. Rs's Humdeville is pretty sweet with the caddy clip etc. The nerf bars are the tanks, Thats sweet. I agree with some that this isn't really the place to post a H2 like this.

With Rs's attitude he should be careful I have no problem driving up and over his aired out trailer queen. Rs reminds me of the punk kid with daddy's money getting his kicked after History class.

Not all of us have payment books It's called cashed out

Roadsurfer.net is down, I was looking for a address to pay a vist

-SssH2

DRTYFN 01-26-2005 04:55 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Roadsurfer:
Gee, Pewter...thanks!

Actually, what I need to provide is better pics.

My goal wasnt so much to make it look like an Escalade, my goal was to make people go..."OMG, they lowered and put big wheels in that Cadillac Hummer!"

Besides the front end, it has...

...Shaved body lines in the doors
...Smoothed and painted body trim
..."Caddy" tailights
...Shaved rear deck
...Smoothed rear bumper
...Steel rear roll pan
...Air Suspension (the chrome "step bars" are the air tanks)
...Chrome Dash
...Leather inserts in the seats
...Full JL Audio audio suite, including 4 JL mid/tweets, two JL tweets, and two FL W7 10" woofers, driven by 2000 watts of JL amps

So, yeah....it has an hour or two in it

Thanks for the props

http://img.sportruck.com/forum/uploa...092-avatar.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thought I'd add an couple of updates:

...****ty parts that fall off and leaky air suspension.

Now I wonder where that escort service of a turd wrangler, ChoadSurfer, slithered off to?

KenP 01-26-2005 05:06 AM

Not to mention bad wields that cause the truck to fall on its belly.

DennisAJC 01-26-2005 05:39 AM

EM BARE ASSING!

Albie 01-29-2005 08:16 PM

Dman this crap is old...... dates back to 03

Brutis 03-20-2005 03:11 AM

Who lowered this? I would like to loweer my 2004 H2

DRTYFN 03-20-2005 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brutis:
Who lowered this? I would like to loweer my 2004 H2

Some dunce that is now out of business(thank god).

Roadsurfer 05-24-2005 02:01 PM

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DRTYFN...don't be so cynical!

I have just been off abusing more H2's!

Mr. I - Man 05-24-2005 02:42 PM

Nice ****ing wheel camber Mr. Mega- Choad!!

DRTYFN 05-24-2005 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roadsurfer:
DRTYFN...don't be so cynical!

I have just been off abusing more small animals & children!

Deviant.

usetosellhummer 05-24-2005 09:06 PM

Hay caddy grill dude, can you put one of them there hummer grills you removed on my pontiac aztek?

KenP 05-24-2005 09:25 PM

Doesn't this guy have a way of ruining other's businesses? What a POS.

h2co-pilot 05-24-2005 11:04 PM

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GA..GA..GA...GAY..GAY!

Bigdaddy 05-25-2005 12:40 AM

Roadsurfer-Good effort. I like your ingenuity!

HUMMER H3 4 ME 05-27-2005 02:49 PM

That thing is such an insult to the HUMMER brand.

MUH_HUM 06-05-2005 07:01 PM

I'm late to the game, but f*ckin' A this thread was a blast. Yea, Yea, 2 years old but still, good entertainment value!

Bigdaddy 06-06-2005 11:43 PM

i agree

PARAGON 06-07-2005 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bigdaddy:
i agree
What, that you're dumb?

4churchill 06-11-2005 01:08 PM

A customer of my dealership has a Stealth Gray HumDeville, I must say its kinda cool looking. I wasn't paying attention and walked by it a few times in the service bays, then finally I noticed, and was kinda intrigued. Atleast he got it in the best color!

DRTYF? (the imposter) 06-12-2005 07:43 PM

roadsurfer.net doesnt even work for me and that truck looks like its "falling in" on itself. Love the huge gaps on the panels.

Although I will say considering your first post everyone here was being an *******. But they all are *******s (myself included) so what would you expect.

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