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Hmmm2 04-13-2008 08:33 AM

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Our son thought the ceiling fan was his first friend, too. ROFLOL! What else can they look at since they are basically immobile! If you don't have a ceiling fan in their bedroom, then I guess it could be a splotch of paint on the ceiling! We even named it for him .. "Mr. Fan-ny".

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BigPoppa1411 04-14-2008 05:03 AM

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my 10 month old grandson gets sooooo excited when he sees the fan in our living room. he runs over in his walker and raises both arms up and does a "gimmie" motion with both hands. It really is cute.

Karsun 04-16-2008 01:39 AM

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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shlt?

RubHer Yellow Ducky 04-16-2008 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Karsun
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shlt?



HA-HA-HA
GREAT
100X

Big Dad 04-16-2008 04:11 PM

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I'm gonna use that on a professor I'm friends with...next time he asks me to discuss something.

Agriv8r 04-16-2008 07:00 PM

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:)

Goonsqd 04-18-2008 04:02 AM

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Went and looked at a Limited 2008 H2 today! Nice!

Big Dad 07-06-2008 04:10 AM

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Then you've never had the Apalachicola Bay oysters. LOL


Ahem...Karsun...that's a big 10 inch....


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Big Dad 07-06-2008 04:11 AM

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...plate of Northwest Pacific Oysters! Well I actually needed 4 plates for a dozen....


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Karsun 07-06-2008 05:56 AM

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They be some good oysters!

Big Dad 07-08-2008 12:32 AM

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Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "tiny little clumps of your love" eh?!

:giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:


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