and it is soooooooo ugly.
ugly bumper

and it is soooooooo ugly.
ugly bumper

Nice....

there's still time to get in on it, only 3 bids, you too could be the proud owner of the "Bumperbortion"

Reserve not met. Imagine that. That thing looks like it has a fat lip

So much for the approach angle

I think that was posted below. As bad as it is, I sure would hate to see a Prius get tagged by it.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
I think that was posted below. As bad as it is, I sure would hate to see a Prius get tagged by it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh damn!!! That's almost as bad as... nevermind.

What do you mean "hate"? I'd love to see a Prius get tagged... by just about anything.

[quote]Originally posted by DRTYFN:

Oh damn!!! That's almost as bad as... nevermind.

Does it involve a certain bumper that resembles a smiley face?

I think I'm going to be sick!

me to I think I'm going to be sick. uh
!@#%%%$^& to late. Man that is ugly!

come on guys...be open minded...its not that bad...you could easily fit two or three strippers dancing on that small platform while your crusing down the strip...

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by timgco:
Does it involve a certain bumper that resembles a smiley face? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't know what you're talking about.

The Texas bumpers have been all wrong. Remember Tough Country? Just Awful.

All the manufacturers here have the Ranch Hand design philosophy. Make it big, obnoxious and void of any intelligent design and dumb rednecks will slap it on their Pick ups faster than an impromtu hate crime at a Toby Keith concert.

. . .and then there are those Texans who go and buy Happy Bumpers because it took so long to bring another solution to market.

What really sets it off are those $19.95 lights!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sfox:
After looking at this a bit closer, the worst part(s) is that you don't even take off the stock bumper, you bolt this ugly hunk of crap on using the holes for the tow hooks on top of the stock bumper!

S </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Good eye. I hadn't looked at that POS very closely and had missed that. What a joke.

I bet it's really made out of papier-mache.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sfox:
After looking at this a bit closer, the worst part(s) is that you don't even take off the stock bumper, you bolt this ugly hunk of crap on using the holes for the tow hooks on top of the stock bumper!

S </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Good eye. I hadn't looked at that POS very closely and had missed that. What a joke.

I bet it's really made out of papier-mache. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I know you, SFOX and DRTY, have been bidding on that bumper, and now you're on here trying to drive up the price. In fact, I bet it's on DRTYFN's hummer by next week. I'll take pics when I see it at the sand dunes.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
... In fact, I bet it's on DRTYFN's hummer by next week. I'll take pics when I see it at the sand dunes. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't stand next to any mud puddles when I'm around.

I know what that bumper is for!!! It's an H2 pooper scooper. You air up the back suspension of the H2 and scoop the little Yugo poopers out of your way.