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wannabeH3 08-08-2005 02:27 PM

heres the basics, i went camping out in the sticks and the next morning, i got errors saying service traction control and 4wd, and i cant put it in 4 wd lo or hi locked, i start and stop the truck and no go, then i go out to breakfast like 10 miles away shut down and start it up again and it works fine?? so i got screwed when i was in the dirt, what if i was like really out there? should i call hummer? should i take it in to the dealer? well i am taking it in tomorrow but still.. i called onstar and they ran the scan and just said the traction control thing is reporting the error.. now here is the same story with more fun details:



i went out camping with some hot ass sluts this weekend and we got hammered and had a great time, then comes morning, i was basically rolling around with traction control disabled, and i shut down with it off the night b4, anyways morning comes around and i start it up and i starte getting errors, traction control is screwed have it serviced, service 4 wheel drive too, so then i try to put it in 4 hi locked and the piece of **** wont go in, so im pissed cuz im out in the sticks and wanted to use some lockers and stuff to show these chicks how hummers roll, and i cant do it and they think my car is dumb and make fun of me, and then we go out to breakfast and i shut it down and start it up again and its all good! what the hell?

wannabeH3 08-08-2005 02:27 PM

heres the basics, i went camping out in the sticks and the next morning, i got errors saying service traction control and 4wd, and i cant put it in 4 wd lo or hi locked, i start and stop the truck and no go, then i go out to breakfast like 10 miles away shut down and start it up again and it works fine?? so i got screwed when i was in the dirt, what if i was like really out there? should i call hummer? should i take it in to the dealer? well i am taking it in tomorrow but still.. i called onstar and they ran the scan and just said the traction control thing is reporting the error.. now here is the same story with more fun details:



i went out camping with some hot ass sluts this weekend and we got hammered and had a great time, then comes morning, i was basically rolling around with traction control disabled, and i shut down with it off the night b4, anyways morning comes around and i start it up and i starte getting errors, traction control is screwed have it serviced, service 4 wheel drive too, so then i try to put it in 4 hi locked and the piece of **** wont go in, so im pissed cuz im out in the sticks and wanted to use some lockers and stuff to show these chicks how hummers roll, and i cant do it and they think my car is dumb and make fun of me, and then we go out to breakfast and i shut it down and start it up again and its all good! what the hell?

dochummer 08-08-2005 02:33 PM

Yeah, the second version was better... Let us know what you find out at the dealer's...

wannabeH3 08-08-2005 02:34 PM

id post pics but im worried i would offend the 15 year olds!

oh yeah whats hummers phone number again?

KenP 08-08-2005 02:42 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wannabeH3:

oh yeah whats hummers phone number again? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>1-800-tricksindasticks

HummerNewbie 08-08-2005 03:07 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wannabeH3:

oh yeah whats hummers phone number again? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>1-800-tricksindasticks </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROTFLMAO

I like the second version better too. Sorry you are having problems with it. Just try to get it all worked out before mine comes in so I know what to do

timgco 08-08-2005 03:11 PM

You should have just told them if they had shirts on that the 4WD doesn't work!

HummerNewbie 08-08-2005 03:12 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by timgco:
You should have just told them if they had shirts on that the 4WD doesn't work! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Isn't there a warning sign on the passenger side and in the back seat that states that?

wannabeH3 08-08-2005 03:16 PM

doh!!! i totally forgot about the mammary drive!

HummerNewbie 08-08-2005 03:26 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wannabeH3:
doh!!! i totally forgot about the mammary drive! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROFLMFAO

People keep stopping by my office to see what I am laughing at.

DennisAJC 08-08-2005 03:38 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wannabeH3:
id post pics but im worried i would offend the 15 year olds!
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>


GAAAWD BLESS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

H3OH 08-08-2005 04:23 PM

WannabeH3,

Was H3Lady with you?

wannabeH3 08-08-2005 04:26 PM

haha noooooo i had 2 h3 s-u-t's with me... oops i meant s-l-u-t's

Stiffler 08-08-2005 06:42 PM


hyperion78 08-08-2005 06:42 PM

I'd say post the pics anyways... just give the sewing circle time to close their eyes

VTSTOMPER 08-08-2005 06:49 PM

Did you pull off the neg battery cable for a while?

wannabeH3 08-08-2005 09:26 PM

didnt think to try that, next time it happens ill def try it

cmeinck 02-04-2006 12:55 AM

What did this end up being? I just got the same error message.

x-humm 02-04-2006 11:16 PM

That's why I am selling mine. I am tired so many fu%$%#@ problems!!!

KenP 02-05-2006 12:57 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HUMMER NUT:
That's why I am selling mine. I am tired so many fu%$%#@ problems!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Wannabe just had that one problem and it was a long time ago.


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